A dream I had (1)

[bad beetz]

My car broke down on the side of the road. I didn’t know what to do, but I had my laptop…. I logged on to 2+2 and checked OOT. I noticed there was a post about a roadside assistance kit. I order the kit and somehow I have it immediately. It has only a pumpkin pie in it. I eat some of the pie and my car is still stuck. I wake up.

I had the exact same dream, except in my case, I ended up screwing the pie, thus winning an all expense paid trip to slovenia

[Piiop]

This dream probably means you're either straight and need to go gay or you're gay and need to go straight. Your car is broken, the pumpkin pie (sex) tastes great, but doesn't solve the real problem. You came to OOT because you knew they could help, but you weren't looking for the right thing. I suggest you start a poll.