I am not a pink ice cream sandwich!

first, i would like to point out that the comp has taken away my carpal syndrome by forcing me to make a new account. apparently my old account doesn't exist. Its a real bummer.this is why there are no quotations next to my name.
Now, i recall that last time I made a post, someone copmpared it to an ice cream sandwhich, and someone pointed out that if my post were like ice cream, it would be gay pink strawberry ice cream. I have not forgotten this laughable claim. Of course I am the extreme opposite of pink. I am ultra masculine. I am so extremely masculine that my scent kills bad guys and attract women from 2 blocks away* to prove my masculinity i will tell you a true story from my past.(as if i had to prove this)

As you know, if you happen to be one of the three people who actually read my posts, i was a very shy kid(later drugs would cure me of this) I was standing out in the hallway and there was this girl who was really really cute. She had blonde hair and dark blue eyes and really soft skin(this was in 7th grade) We were just waiting around next to the class door. she said hi to me at which point I immediately froze. And just sort of stared at her, like a retard. She giggled and left. And I felt really bad for not saying something smarter, so i left school early and went home and cried.
Bam! NOW whose the pink ice cream sandwich?? I think i have made my case.

*maybe not
- i had something else to say in this post but am being kicked off...

[istewart]

rofl

Get a new comp?

[jakethebake]

[censored] genius!!!

[PoBoy321]

Spaceman, it takes a real man to cry. Good job.

Also, do you generally go by Spaceman or Bryce, or do we have to use your full name?

[Chairman Wood]

Bryce,
The only rival to your stream of conscious is James Joyce.

[Blarg]

Welcome back.

Your running home and crying was admirable, and brings back many of my own fond memories.

[Emmitt2222]

I was scared this was some gimmick from your first post, but this really proves its you /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Ulysses]

Spaceman,

If you were an ice cream sandwich, you would be like a really tough rock and sand flavored ice cream sandwich that nobody would mess with.

In admiration,
El Diablo

[jason_t]

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Bam! NOW whose the pink ice cream sandwich?

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Brilliant!

I had a similar experience in grade 7, expect instead of crying I went home and masturbated to some porno

[LeatherFace]

In 6th grade some cute girls said I walked like a duck an i never felt more like a gay pink strawberry ice cream samwich in my life. i went in the bathroom and cried for 10 minutes. worst day of school i ever had.

edit: i must add they also put their hands in the armpits and flapped them while yelling quack quack and pecking the air with their mouths, everyone was laughing at me.

[PoBoy321]

When I was in 5th grade, these girls spread a rumor that I had a crush on this really mean, kinda butch looking girl in our class, and after I heard what they were saying, I went home and cried /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[TBag]

When I was in second grade, there was this one girl in particular that I had my eye on. We chatted every day at school. The tart in question had blonde hair and a (natural!) flat-as-a-board chest.

My friends always told me to get a girl to like you, you have to tease them / pick on them, etc. So one day after class, I walked up to her and dropped her with a wicked DDT, which was followed by a Macho Man "OHHHH YEAAAAAHHHHH!"

She got sent to the hospital and I got suspended /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Tbag I'm pretty sure the tease them / pick on them thing still applies, but if you are going to do that nowadays, youll have to update your material. Macho man is out, leeroy jenkins is in.

[TBag]

Edited again - I seemed to have misinterpretted the intention of your post /images/graemlins/confused.gif

You fabricated the whole thing, I cant believe you would do that. Obviously leeroy comes after your grade 2 experience.

[Stuey]

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Bryce

[Bigdaddydvo]

Kansas's finest.

Glad to have you back.

You're a moderator now jason? cool. so you all know, this is what i have been up to. First, i continue to study at the intellectual mecca of harvar.....Johnson county Community college. I have a girlfriend and her name is vicky tsumara(she's japanese!) I currently work at price chopper but I have pissed off just about everybody there.I can't control myself all the time, so i end up doing immature, immature things.
So far I have:
1. Called one of my supervisors a bitch to her face.( i thought i should be fired here but magically i was not, although were not really friends anymore. since we have rotating supervisors and occasionally the boss(the manager is the supervisor) its kinda like having eight different bosses.
2. I have hinted jokingly that i have an attraction to one of my other supervisors and now he thinks Im gay.
3. I told a customer that I hated them.
4. I explained to another customer my theory about violence(it's never justified unless its against babies)
5. I broke someone's guitar because im a [censored].
....it goes on......... its really sad.
6.told them i needed an hour brake to meditate......... /images/graemlins/confused.gif
..................
I guess I have finally found a place where i can work...
Also im edging closer to 21 so i can become a poker superstar/ gambling alcoholic with no future.
And as you can tell i was not lucky enough to get hit by a bus.....yet.
Also, my mom is trying to make me a christian.She mailed me the left behind books. i have enjoyed them.they are so intolerant, racist, xenophobic, and the situations are so unreal.not the end of the world part, but the we're attractive 28 year olds who are virgins.And theres this one part where a lady finds out that the main characters(the tribulation force) are hiding a highly wanted fugitive(since he believes in jesus lol)and the tribulation force guy says that if she tells the government they have him, he will tell the government shes lez,...and so SHE decides NOt to tell!like thats a fair trade.And plus the writer doesnt understand technology at ALL. Also, i like the story, and even though the characters are 2d, nicolae Carpathia is cool.