THE SIMPSONS TRIVIA

[KaneKungFu123]

Who is Lisa's first kiss?

What is the name of the Navy Recruiter?

What is the name of Bart's pet elephant?

[Bradyams]

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What is the name of Bart's pet elephant?

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Stampy

[KaneKungFu123]

what was homer's dream job he gave up to have maggie?

[Terrabon98]

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Who is Lisa's first kiss?

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Nelson?

[KaneKungFu123]

I think trivia is less fun then just saying I love the part when:

Homer sees Apu having an affair and walks home backwards.

[Diggslick]

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Who is Lisa's first kiss?

Nelson

What is the name of the Navy Recruiter?
Was that J.T. Smash?
What is the name of Bart's pet elephant?

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Stampy

[Diggslick]

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what was homer's dream job he gave up to have maggie?

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Pin Monkey at the Bowling alley.

[benza13]

Navy Recruiter was L.T. Smash.

Homers dream job was pin monkey at the bowling alley.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

Oh no....this could get more cumbersome than the SBTB trivia thread. I'm enjoying both so keep em coming.

[MarkSummers]

Navy recruiter was Lieutenant LT Smash.

[mblax10]

What is the Simpsons street address (their are 5 correct answers)? Which is the most commonly used?

[LockForward]

What is Ned Flanders alma mater?

[mblax10]

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What is Ned Flanders alma mater?

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Oral Roberts

[Blarg]

Nelson Muntz is the first kiss.

[spamuell]

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What is the Simpsons street address (their are 5 correct answers)? Which is the most commonly used?

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742 Evergreen Terrace is one, I have no idea of the rest.

[LockForward]

What did Milhouse's jacket cost?

[Blarg]

What is the name of the only Simpsons cat that was not called Snowball, and how did it die?

[tonypaladino]

Coltrane-- it jumped out the window when lisa started playing her sax

[Blarg]

Right on the first, but wrong on the second.

[youtalkfunny]

My kids got The Simpsons Edition of Jeopardy for Christmas last year. It's full of questions like the ones listed above.

But since my kids' average age is 7, and the show has been on for 20 years, my kids aren't very good at it.

[Blarg]

There's something almost equally scary and equally totally cool about knowing more about cartoons than your kids.

[Bradyams]

What is the brand of cigarettes that Patty & Selma smoke?

[ChuckyB]

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Who is Lisa's first kiss?

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Nelson Muntz
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What is the name of the Navy Recruiter?

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Lt. L.T. Smash
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What is the name of Bart's pet elephant?

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Stampy

[ChuckyB]

Wasn't it free?

Bart: "Isn't that my jacket?"

Milhouse: "Your dad said it looked better on me."

[ChuckyB]

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What is the Simpsons street address (their are 5 correct answers)? Which is the most commonly used?

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742 Evergreen Terrace is one, I have no idea of the rest.

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In one of the early episodes 742 Evergreen Terrace was where Wiggum thought the suspected cattle rustlers were. Even though cattle were grazing on the lawn NEXT DOOR, they busted down the door anyway. Snake got away scott free.

[Punker]

Who did Lisa lose her virginity to?

[ChuckyB]

Who was the T.V. football odds maker who said:
"Hey folks, when you're right 52 per cent of the time, you're wrong 48 per cent of the time" when his Lock of the Week ("That's pretty big lock!") didn't come through.

And what point spread did Professor Frink's computer predict in the Cincinnati-Miami game?

[ChuckyB]

Milhouse? Because I don't think she ever did go down for Hugh Parkfield.

[housenuts]

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What is the brand of cigarettes that Patty & Selma smoke?

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laramie's? or is it something mild's?

[Homer]

Nelson

LT Crush?

Stampy

EDIT -- Oops, LT Smash.

[Homer]

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Who did Lisa lose her virginity to?

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Must have been Milhouse, because she said she couldn't wear white to her wedding and Marge said Milhouse didn't count.

[Homer]

Who's taller, Bart or Milhouse?

[PhatTBoll]

What did Homer ingest to make him hallucinate his Spirit Guide and question his relationship with Marge?

Who did the voice of his Spirit Guide?

What does Homer do to make it rain donuts?

[ChuckyB]

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What did Homer ingest to make him hallucinate his Spirit Guide and question his relationship with Marge?

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He coated his mouth with wax and ate a number of Guatemalan Insanity Peppers from Chief Wiggum's chili.


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Who did the voice of his Spirit Guide?

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David Cassidy?

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What does Homer do to make it rain donuts?

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He "fixes" the toaster, turning it into a time travel machine.

[ChuckyB]

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Who's taller, Bart or Milhouse?

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Must be Milhouse. Bart was too short to get the role as 'Fallout Boy' that Milhouse eventually received.

[tolbiny]

Guatamalin insanity peppers.

He breaks then "fixes" his toaster which sends him back in time.

Well behaved kids, luxery car, sisters in law dead. Wohoo i hit the jackpot. Marge, would you pass me a donut?
Whats a donut?

[ChuckyB]

What are the words to the song that Moe would sing when you ordered "Million Dollar Birthday Fries" from Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag?

Bonus points for the first two names Homer came up with for Moe's restaurant.

[Homer]

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What are the words to the song that Moe would sing when you ordered "Million Dollar Birthday Fries" from Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag?

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Here you go
Here I am
Uncle Moe
Thank you ma'am
This'll be a treat
Uncle Moe, here I am
While you eat!

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Bonus points for the first two names Homer came up with for Moe's restaurant.

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Uncle Moe's family feedbag?
Uncle Moe's goodtime...?

[LockForward]

I was refering to the one he wore to the Spinal Tap concert. Should have been more specific.

[PhatTBoll]

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What did Homer ingest to make him hallucinate his Spirit Guide and question his relationship with Marge?

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He coated his mouth with wax and ate a number of Guatemalan Insanity Peppers from Chief Wiggum's chili.


[ QUOTE ]
Who did the voice of his Spirit Guide?

[/ QUOTE ]

David Cassidy?

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What does Homer do to make it rain donuts?

[/ QUOTE ]

He "fixes" the toaster, turning it into a time travel machine.

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Yes they were Guatemalan insanity peppers, but what type?

And what exactly did he do to change time? It wasn't just going back in time that caused it.

David Cassidy is wrong.

[Homer]

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What did Homer ingest to make him hallucinate his Spirit Guide and question his relationship with Marge?

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He coated his mouth with wax and ate a number of Guatemalan Insanity Peppers from Chief Wiggum's chili.


[ QUOTE ]
Who did the voice of his Spirit Guide?

[/ QUOTE ]

David Cassidy?

[ QUOTE ]
What does Homer do to make it rain donuts?

[/ QUOTE ]

He "fixes" the toaster, turning it into a time travel machine.

[/ QUOTE ]
Yes they were Guatemalan insanity peppers, but what type?

And what exactly did he do to change time? It wasn't just going back in time that caused it.

David Cassidy is wrong.

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I wish, I wish, I didn't crush that fish.

[ZeeJustin]

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What is the Simpsons street address (their are 5 correct answers)? Which is the most commonly used?

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123 Evergreen Terrace

[ChuckyB]

Perfect on the song.

0-fer on the other names. Moe came up with "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag".

[Homer]

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What is the Simpsons street address (their are 5 correct answers)? Which is the most commonly used?

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123 Evergreen Terrace

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123 Fake Street

[ChuckyB]

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What did Homer ingest to make him hallucinate his Spirit Guide and question his relationship with Marge?

[/ QUOTE ]
He coated his mouth with wax and ate a number of Guatemalan Insanity Peppers from Chief Wiggum's chili.


[ QUOTE ]
Who did the voice of his Spirit Guide?

[/ QUOTE ]

David Cassidy?

[ QUOTE ]
What does Homer do to make it rain donuts?

[/ QUOTE ]

He "fixes" the toaster, turning it into a time travel machine.

[/ QUOTE ]
Yes they were Guatemalan insanity peppers, but what type?

And what exactly did he do to change time? It wasn't just going back in time that caused it.

David Cassidy is wrong.

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The peppers were grown deep in the jungle primevil in Quitzosacatamunga (forgive the spelling)

[ZeeJustin]

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What is the Simpsons street address (their are 5 correct answers)? Which is the most commonly used?

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123 Evergreen Terrace

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123 Fake Street

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They don't live at the fake street address. That was in the linguo episode.

[ZeeJustin]

Easy one but someone needs to keep the ball rolling:

What is principal Skinner's real name?

[ZeeJustin]

Another easy one:

What fruit does Ralph enter into the bus race in the Lord of the Flies.

Edit: From the same episode, what does Ralph look like with his war paint on, and what does he first say when he is shown with it on?

[ChuckyB]

"Go Banana!"

[ChuckyB]

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Easy one but someone needs to keep the ball rolling:

What is principal Skinner's real name?

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Armen Tamzarian

[ZeeJustin]

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"Go Banana!"

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yup

[ZeeJustin]

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Easy one but someone needs to keep the ball rolling:

What is principal Skinner's real name?

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Armen Tamzarian

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yup

[jesusarenque]

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Who did the voice of his Spirit Guide?

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David Cassidy?



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http://www.vesterman.com/Images/JohnnyCash.jpg

[ZeeJustin]

Ok, here's a tough one from Lemon of Troy
Why did the founders of Springfield plant the lemon tree?

[ZeeJustin]

More questions please! NT

[ZeeJustin]

What is written on Frank Grimes grave?

[Homer]

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What is the Simpsons street address (their are 5 correct answers)? Which is the most commonly used?

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123 Evergreen Terrace

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123 Fake Street

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They don't live at the fake street address. That was in the linguo episode.

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I know, I was kidding.

[Homer]

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Ok, here's a tough one from Lemon of Troy
Why did the founders of Springfield plant the lemon tree?

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It was the sweetest fruit available at the time.

[Homer]

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What is written on Frank Grimes grave?

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Something about his nickname being Grimey?

[IronDragon1]

What is Kirk Van Houten's alma mater?

What song did Kirk Van Houten sing at Marge and Homer's renewal of vows/remarriage to try and get Luanne back?
HINT: It also is the title track of his unreleased demo tape

[dblgutshot]

Who is krustys brother?

[IronDragon1]

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Who is krustys brother?

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Herb Powell

[ZeeJustin]

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Ok, here's a tough one from Lemon of Troy
Why did the founders of Springfield plant the lemon tree?

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It was the sweetest fruit available at the time.

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Yes =)

[ChuckyB]

Luanne: "We didn't all go to Gudger College."

And he sang "Can I Borrow a Feeling?" to try and get Luanne back.

[Rootabager]

Who is Max Power's oldest and dearest friend?

[ChuckyB]

Herb Powell is Homer's brother.

Luke Perry is Krusty's "worthless half-brother". Is that the one you meant?

What character was black in the second episode but white (or yellow or whatever) thereafter?

[ChuckyB]

David Carridine? (I admit I really don't know the name of the guy from 'Kung Fu')

[Homer]

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What character was black in the second episode but white (or yellow or whatever) thereafter?

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smithers

[Homer]

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What is Kirk Van Houten's alma mater?

What song did Kirk Van Houten sing at Marge and Homer's renewal of vows/remarriage to try and get Luanne back?
HINT: It also is the title track of his unreleased demo tape

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can i borrow a feeling

[ChuckyB]

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I was refering to the one he wore to the Spinal Tap concert. Should have been more specific.

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Wasn't it like 30 thousand Bakooza Joe comics?

[ChuckyB]

What was the name of Martin's entry in the soap box derby race?

When he bought the matter transporter, who did Homer accidentally punch in the face using it, and what must he/she have been doing at the time?

[Homer]

Name three things guns have been used for other than what guns are conventionally used for.

[Homer]

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What was the name of Martin's entry in the soap box derby race?

When he bought the matter transporter, who did Homer accidentally punch in the face using it, and what must he/she have been doing at the time?

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I believe he put one in the living room and one in the bathroom. Lisa was in the bathroom, and, well...

[ChuckyB]

Still looking for the TV football oddsmaker who has his "Lock of the Week".

...and the spread Professor Frink's computer predicted for the Cincinnati-Miami game.

And if you know the windspeed on the field for the Cincinnati-Miami game, I'll kiss your butt and call it ice cream.

[ChuckyB]

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Name three things guns have been used for other than what guns are conventionally used for.

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Homer used it to open a beer...
to turn out the lights...
and to attract customers to the bowling alley.

[ChuckyB]

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What was the name of Martin's entry in the soap box derby race?

When he bought the matter transporter, who did Homer accidentally punch in the face using it, and what must he/she have been doing at the time?

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I believe he put one in the living room and one in the bathroom. Lisa was in the bathroom, and, well...

[/ QUOTE ]

Absolutely correct.

[ChuckyB]

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Who is Max Power's oldest and dearest friend?

[/ QUOTE ]

Trent Steele.

RE-QUESTION:

What other names did homer want Judge Snyder to give him before Snyder chose "the only one on this list you've spelled correctly"?

[Homer]

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Still looking for the TV football oddsmaker who has his "Lock of the Week".

...and the spread Professor Frink's computer predicted for the Cincinnati-Miami game.

And if you know the windspeed on the field for the Cincinnati-Miami game, I'll kiss your butt and call it ice cream.

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It was definitely in knots...I'll go with 15 knots.

[Homer]

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Name three things guns have been used for other than what guns are conventionally used for.

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Homer used it to open a beer...
to turn out the lights...
and to attract customers to the bowling alley.

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Yup. Also, Wiggum used it to turn off the TV and the open walnuts. Homer used it to get wax out of his ear.

[IronDragon1]

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Still looking for the TV football oddsmaker who has his "Lock of the Week".


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Smooth Jimmy Apollo

[ZeeJustin]

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What was the name of Martin's entry in the soap box derby race?


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The Mauve Avenger, or am I thinking of that Hey Arnold episode? =/

[daryn]

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What is the Simpsons street address (their are 5 correct answers)? Which is the most commonly used?

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742 Evergreen Terrace is one, I have no idea of the rest.

[/ QUOTE ]

In one of the early episodes 742 Evergreen Terrace was where Wiggum thought the suspected cattle rustlers were. Even though cattle were grazing on the lawn NEXT DOOR, they busted down the door anyway. Snake got away scott free.

[/ QUOTE ]

suspect is hatless,.. repeat, hatless!!

[tonypaladino]

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Right on the first, but wrong on the second.

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What's the right answer?

[Homer]

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Still looking for the TV football oddsmaker who has his "Lock of the Week".


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Smooth Jimmy Apollo

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From that same episode...how much did the Saints win by?

[benza13]

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What was the name of Martin's entry in the soap box derby race?

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The Honor Roller

[ZeeJustin]

What did Sherry and Terry tell Bart was the reason that the Pilgrims left England?

[Homer]

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What did Sherry and Terry tell Bart was the reason that the Pilgrims left England?

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giant rats?

[Sephus]

i hope they throw his hatless butt in jail...

[ZeeJustin]

Ridiculously easy Q: What phrase does Mr. Burns answer the phone with?
Real Q: What/who is that a referance to?

[ZeeJustin]

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What did Sherry and Terry tell Bart was the reason that the Pilgrims left England?

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giant rats?

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you're good! let's see if you can get the phone Q i just posted.

[Superfluous Man]

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What did Sherry and Terry tell Bart was the reason that the Pilgrims left England?

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Really big (or giant or humongous, I forget the exact adjective used) rats.

Edit: oh god I'm slow

Burns answers the phone "ahoy-hoy" and I have no idea what that's a reference to.

[ChuckyB]

Here's 10 before I go home for dinner...

1) I believe Maggie has only spoken two words. What are they?

2) What hand did Homer have when he lost Lisa in a poker game?

3) What hand did Krusty have when he lost his daughter's violin in a poker game?

4) What does Moe call a garage?

5) How does Homer learn Lisa had been promoted to 3rd grade and Bart had been pushed back to 3rd grade?

6) How does the theme song from "Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel" go?

7) Name the 9 living players Mr. Burns wanted to start the championship softball game.

8) Who did Burns originally want as the pitcher for his softball team, but was long dead?

9) The FBI Light Opera society put out a collection of cassettes. What were they singing?

10) What word in their shared book led to Lisa and Hugh Parkfield falling in love?

[Homer]

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Ridiculously easy Q: What phrase does Mr. Burns answer the phone with?
Real Q: What/who is that a referance to?

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ahoy-hoy to answer, ahoy to hangup. no clue what it is in reference to.

[ZeeJustin]

2 part question
1) fill in the blank
2) explain the referance

Grandpa: ______ spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions.

[tonypaladino]

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Ridiculously easy Q: What phrase does Mr. Burns answer the phone with?
Real Q: What/who is that a referance to?

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Ahoy-Ahoy

It's how A G Bell wanted people to answer the phone.

[mblax10]

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What is the Simpsons street address (their are 5 correct answers)? Which is the most commonly used?

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742 Evergreen Terrace is one, I have no idea of the rest.

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742 has been used most often. 94, 723, 763 & 1094 Evergreen Terrace have all been used as the Simpson's address. The Flanders live at either 740 or 744 depending on the episode.


What is Springfield's town motto?

[ZeeJustin]

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4) What does Moe call a garage?

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Car-hold

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6) How does the theme song from "Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel" go?

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Some folk'll never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll. Like Cleotis the slack jawed yokel!

[ChuckyB]

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1) fill in the blank

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Grandpa: <u>Grover Cleveland</u> spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions.

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2) explain the referance

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???

[ZeeJustin]

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Ridiculously easy Q: What phrase does Mr. Burns answer the phone with?
Real Q: What/who is that a referance to?

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Ahoy-Ahoy

It's how A G Bell wanted people to answer the phone.

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Yes!

[tonypaladino]

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4) What does Moe call a garage?

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Car-hold

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6) How does the theme song from "Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel" go?

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Some folk'll never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll. Like Cleotis the slack jawed yokel!

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2nd Verse:

Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then a gain some folk'll, etc etc

[Superfluous Man]

3) quads of some sort...aces?
4) car-hole
6) some folk'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll...like cletus the slack jawed yokel

for the 2nd verse replace "eat a skunk" with "lose a toe"
7) darryl strawberry, ken griffey jr, mike scoscia, steve sax, ozzie smith, roger clemens, jose canseco, don mattingly, wade boggs?
8) mordecai "three finger" brown?

[ZeeJustin]

Lyle Lanley is trying to sell Springfield the idea of the monorail. Lisa asks the following question:

Lisa: Why build a monorail in a small town with a centralized population around a town center?

How does he answer it?

[pokergrader]

When the elementary school creates the dress code, what company makes and sells the uniforms?

[samjjones]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
1) fill in the blank

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Grandpa: <u>Grover Cleveland</u> spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions.

[ QUOTE ]
2) explain the referance

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???

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Cleveland was the only president to serve two non-consecutive terms.

[Superfluous Man]

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2) explain the referance

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???

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Grover Cleveland served two non-consecutive terms as president.

[benza13]

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Lyle Lanley is trying to sell Springfield the idea of the monorail. Lisa asks the following question:

Lisa: Why build a monorail in a small town with a centralized population around a town center?

How does he answer it?

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I could answer you, but you and I would be the only ones to understand the answer, and that includes the teacher.

Or something to that effect.

He then moves on saying, "you there, eating the paste."

[Homer]

[ QUOTE ]
Here's 10 before I go home for dinner...

1) I believe Maggie has only spoken two words. What are they?

2) What hand did Homer have when he lost Lisa in a poker game?

3) What hand did Krusty have when he lost his daughter's violin in a poker game?

4) What does Moe call a garage?

5) How does Homer learn Lisa had been promoted to 3rd grade and Bart had been pushed back to 3rd grade?

6) How does the theme song from "Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel" go?

7) Name the 9 living players Mr. Burns wanted to start the championship softball game.

8) Who did Burns originally want as the pitcher for his softball team, but was long dead?

9) The FBI Light Opera society put out a collection of cassettes. What were they singing?

10) What word in their shared book led to Lisa and Hugh Parkfield falling in love?

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1) Daddy and &lt;&lt;don't know&gt;&gt;. I assume Halloween episodes don't count.

2) Didn't he "almost have a straight"?

4) carhole

5) Watched it on TV

7) Darryl Strawberry, Ken Griffey Jr, Mike Scoscia, Jose Canseco, Ozzie Smith, Steve Sax, Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs, Don Mattingly

9) HMS Pinafore

Don't know 3, 6, 8, 10.

[ZeeJustin]

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1) fill in the blank

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Grandpa: <u>Grover Cleveland</u> spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions.

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2) explain the referance

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???

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Cleveland was the only president to serve two non-consecutive terms.

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yup

Who was the principal when Homer and Marge were in High School?

[Superfluous Man]

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Who was the principal when Homer and Marge were in High School?

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Mr. Dondellinger (no idea how to spell this)

[ChuckyB]

[ QUOTE ]
Lyle Lanley is trying to sell Springfield the idea of the monorail. Lisa asks the following question:

Lisa: Why build a monorail in a small town with a centralized population around a town center?

How does he answer it?

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"Little lady I could give you an answer. But only you and I would be smart enough to understand it. And that includes your teacher."

[tonypaladino]

What was the name of the fake poker hand Homer won with in the stone cutters episode?

[ZeeJustin]

What law does Lisa break that Homer insists should be obeyed in their house?

[Homer]

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What was the name of the fake poker hand Homer won with in the stone cutters episode?

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royal sampler

[Homer]

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What law does Lisa break that Homer insists should be obeyed in their house?

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2nd law of thermodynamics

[Superfluous Man]

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What law does Lisa break that Homer insists should be obeyed in their house?

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The laws of thermodynamics, as building a perpetual motion machine would violate those.

Edit: I have to [censored] put in a god damn comment at the end to lose out on answering first, [censored].

[Homer]

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Still looking for the TV football oddsmaker who has his "Lock of the Week".


[/ QUOTE ]

Smooth Jimmy Apollo

[/ QUOTE ]

From that same episode...how much did the Saints win by?

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No one got this one yet.

[ZeeJustin]

What are the fake superbowl tickets printed on?

[Homer]

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What are the fake superbowl tickets printed on?

[/ QUOTE ]

graham crackers

[mblax10]

[ QUOTE ]
Here's 10 before I go home for dinner...


4) What does Moe call a garage?
Car hold

7) Name the 9 living players Mr. Burns wanted to start the championship softball game.
Darryl Strawberry
Roger Clemens
Don Mattingly
Ozzie Smith
Ken Griffey Jr
Jose Canseco
Mike Piazza?

8) Who did Burns originally want as the pitcher for his softball team, but was long dead?
Mordecai Three Fingers Brown

9) The FBI Light Opera society put out a collection of cassettes. What were they singing?
Rogers &amp; Hammerscmidt

[Homer]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What are the fake superbowl tickets printed on?

[/ QUOTE ]

graham crackers

[/ QUOTE ]

what was the name of the non-existent team printed on those tickets?

[ZeeJustin]

Name the character Dustin Hoffman did the voice of.

Hint: He was not credited as Dustin Hoffman

[ChuckyB]

JOHNNY CASH WAS THE VOICE!!!

[tonypaladino]

What is the lunchlady's first name?

[Superfluous Man]

[ QUOTE ]
Name the character Dustin Hoffman did the voice of.

Hint: He was not credited as Dustin Hoffman

[/ QUOTE ]
Mr. Bergstrom

How many women have said "no" to Mr. Burns?

[Homer]

[ QUOTE ]
Name the character Dustin Hoffman did the voice of.

Hint: He was not credited as Dustin Hoffman

[/ QUOTE ]

Lisa's substitute teacher. Mr. Bergstrom.

[ZeeJustin]

[ QUOTE ]
What is the lunchlady's first name?

[/ QUOTE ]

Doris

[Superfluous Man]

[ QUOTE ]
What is the lunchlady's first name?

[/ QUOTE ]
Doris?

[ChuckyB]

And he was credited as "Sam Etic"

[Homer]

[ QUOTE ]
What is the lunchlady's first name?

[/ QUOTE ]

You want the Beginner's Forum....okay, Doris.

[tonypaladino]

What character from a David Mamet play/movie is Gil based on?

[Homer]

What was the name of the school hamster and how did he die?

[benza13]

[ QUOTE ]
What is the lunchlady's first name?

[/ QUOTE ]

Lunchlady Doris

[Superfluous Man]

[ QUOTE ]
What character from a David Mamet play/movie is Gil based on?

[/ QUOTE ]
I'm hoping it's Glengarry Glen Ross.

[ZeeJustin]

What are Homer's, Marge's and Bart's middle names.

No points if spelled incorrectly.

[benza13]

Homer is Jay, not sure about the others.

[ZeeJustin]

[ QUOTE ]
What was the name of the school hamster and how did he die?

[/ QUOTE ]

He clogged some pipe that Willie took him out of.

[ZeeJustin]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What was the name of the school hamster and how did he die?

[/ QUOTE ]

He clogged some pipe that Willie took him out of.

[/ QUOTE ]

The children named him. It was something like Mr. Fartpants.

[Superfluous Man]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What was the name of the school hamster and how did he die?

[/ QUOTE ]

He clogged some pipe that Willie took him out of.

[/ QUOTE ]
I'm thinking his name was Superdude.

According to the Goofball, who is a mascot's best friend?


And no one has answered this,
How many women have said "no" to Mr. Burns?

[tonypaladino]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What character from a David Mamet play/movie is Gil based on?

[/ QUOTE ]
I'm hoping it's Glengarry Glen Ross.

[/ QUOTE ]

Aye. What character?

[ChuckyB]

Still waiting for...

1) I believe Maggie has only spoken two words. What are they?

10) What word in their shared book led to Lisa and Hugh Parkfield falling in love?

[tonypaladino]

1. Dada &amp; "burlap"-only according to Homer ???????/???

[Superfluous Man]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What character from a David Mamet play/movie is Gil based on?

[/ QUOTE ]
I'm hoping it's Glengarry Glen Ross.

[/ QUOTE ]

Aye. What character?

[/ QUOTE ]
Thought you wanted the movie, I don't remember the characters from that film, Doh /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[tonypaladino]

What is Hans Moleman's catch phrase on the radio show he hosts?

[tonypaladino]

What is the name of the movie Hans Moleman enters into the Springfield Film Festival?

[IronDragon1]

[ QUOTE ]
What is Hans Moleman's catch phrase on the radio show he hosts?

[/ QUOTE ]

"Good Moleman to you"?

[ QUOTE ]
According to the Goofball, who is a mascot's best friend?


And no one has answered this,
How many women have said "no" to Mr. Burns?

[/ QUOTE ]

Another one,
What vegetable did Shelbyvile drink to celebrate their victory over Springfield?

[Superfluous Man]

[ QUOTE ]
What is the name of the movie Hans Moleman enters into the Springfield Film Festival?

[/ QUOTE ]
"Man Getting Hit by Football"

[Superfluous Man]

[ QUOTE ]

What vegetable did Shelbyvile drink to celebrate their victory over Springfield?

[/ QUOTE ]
They had a nice cold glass of turnip juice.

[benza13]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
According to the Goofball, who is a mascot's best friend?


And no one has answered this,
How many women have said "no" to Mr. Burns?

[/ QUOTE ]

Another one,
What vegetable did Shelbyvile drink to celebrate their victory over Springfield?

[/ QUOTE ]

Turnip Juice

[tonypaladino]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What is Hans Moleman's catch phrase on the radio show he hosts?

[/ QUOTE ]

"Good Moleman to you"?

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes

What is the name of Jane Kaczmarek's (of Malcom In The Middle) recurring character?

[Rockatansky]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Who is Max Power's oldest and dearest friend?

[/ QUOTE ]

Trent Steele.

RE-QUESTION:

What other names did homer want Judge Snyder to give him before Snyder chose "the only one on this list you've spelled correctly"?

[/ QUOTE ]

Handsome B. Wonderful
Hercules Rockefeller
and maybe one more?

[ZeeJustin]

How old is Hans Moleman?

[KingDan]

What does the little screen by the cash register say in the intro? (mentioned in one of the specials)

[ZeeJustin]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What is Hans Moleman's catch phrase on the radio show he hosts?

[/ QUOTE ]

"Good Moleman to you"?

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes

What is the name of Jane Kaczmarek's (of Malcom In The Middle) recurring character?

[/ QUOTE ]

I dunno, but she's the judge.

[Superfluous Man]

[ QUOTE ]
How old is Hans Moleman?

[/ QUOTE ]
31.

[Superfluous Man]

[ QUOTE ]
What does the little screen by the cash register say in the intro? (mentioned in one of the specials)

[/ QUOTE ]
NRA4EVER

1. According to the Goofball, who is a mascot's best friend?


2. How many women have said "no" to Mr. Burns?

[tonypaladino]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What does the little screen by the cash register say in the intro? (mentioned in one of the specials)

[/ QUOTE ]
NRA4EVER

[/ QUOTE ]

BUZZ- Wrong. That was just a joke made in the 137th(138th??) Episode Spectacular.

It says $847.63

[ZeeJustin]

What's the major Krusty discontinuity?

[Superfluous Man]

[ QUOTE ]

BUZZ- Wrong. That was just a joke made in the 137th(138th??) Episode Spectacular.

It says $847.63

[/ QUOTE ]
Oh, I thought you meant that episode was the "special."

[tonypaladino]

[ QUOTE ]
What's the major Krusty discontinuity?

[/ QUOTE ]

Is it his age? Or the fact that in the First Sideshow Bob episdoe they say he is illiterate, but then he obviously is not?

Or the fact that in the early seasons he is a regular person in clown makeup, but it is later on maintained that it is a skin disease and permanent.

[KingDan]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What does the little screen by the cash register say in the intro? (mentioned in one of the specials)

[/ QUOTE ]
NRA4EVER

[/ QUOTE ]
BUZZ- Wrong. That was just a joke made in the 137th(138th??) Episode Spectacular.

It says $847.63

[/ QUOTE ]

whoops i got my own question wrong. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[ZeeJustin]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What's the major Krusty discontinuity?

[/ QUOTE ]

Is it his age? Or the fact that in the First Sideshow Bob episdoe they say he is illiterate, but then he obviously is not?

Or the fact that in the early seasons he is a regular person in clown makeup, but it is later on maintained that it is a skin disease and permanent.

[/ QUOTE ]

I was thinking the makeup, although the illiterate one works too. I dunno about the age thing.

[ZeeJustin]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What does the little screen by the cash register say in the intro? (mentioned in one of the specials)

[/ QUOTE ]
NRA4EVER

[/ QUOTE ]
BUZZ- Wrong. That was just a joke made in the 137th(138th??) Episode Spectacular.

It says $847.63

[/ QUOTE ]

whoops i got my own question wrong. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Happens to the best of us.

[tonypaladino]

Still need full answers:

What is the name of Jane Kaczmarek's (of Malcom In The Middle) recurring character?

What is the character from a Mamet play/move Gil is based on?
Someone correctly guessed the play is Glengarry Glen Ross

[ZeeJustin]

In the "Simpsons did it" episode of South Park, name as many things you can that the Simpsons already did.

[Superfluous Man]

[ QUOTE ]
Still need full answers:

What is the name of Jane Kaczmarek's (of Malcom In The Middle) recurring character?


[/ QUOTE ]
Judge Harm. I have no idea what the first name is, or if she even has one. What a [censored] character.

[Superfluous Man]

[ QUOTE ]
In the "Simpsons did it" episode of South Park, name as many things you can that the Simpsons already did.

[/ QUOTE ]
Took all the chocolate-covered cherries and replaced the inside with yucky mayonaise.

Blocked out the sun.

Hmm, I should remember more of these.

Edit: I think Butters cuts the head off some statue. Also, he mentions the monorail fraud. I'm spent.

[tonypaladino]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Still need full answers:

What is the name of Jane Kaczmarek's (of Malcom In The Middle) recurring character?


[/ QUOTE ]
Judge Harm. I have no idea what the first name is, or if she even has one. What a [censored] character.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes, Judge Constance harm

1. According to the Goofball, who is a mascot's best friend?


2. How many women have said "no" to Mr. Burns?

cricket: cricket

[KingDan]

[ QUOTE ]
Still need full answers:

What is the name of Jane Kaczmarek's (of Malcom In The Middle) recurring character?

What is the character from a Mamet play/move Gil is based on?
Someone correctly guessed the play is Glengarry Glen Ross

[/ QUOTE ]

Judge (something?) Harm.

After Lisa asks for a ruling of "boys will be boys", what does the Judge (extra points for the name) respond when Judge Harm disputes.

[slamdunkpro]

1) I believe Maggie has only spoken two words. What are they?

Da-Da

2) What hand did Homer have when he lost Lisa in a poker game?

4 to a straight


3) What hand did Krusty have when he lost his daughter's violin in a poker game?
4 aces (lost to Fat Tony's 7(?) high straight flush

4) What does Moe call a garage?
Car Hole

5) How does Homer learn Lisa had been promoted to 3rd grade and Bart had been pushed back to 3rd grade?
Sees it on TV

6) How does the theme song from "Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel" go?
Some folk'll never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll. Like Cleotis the slack jawed yokel!

7) Name the 9 living players Mr. Burns wanted to start the championship softball game.
Daryl Strawberry, Roger Clemens, Don Matingly, Ken Griffy Jr., Mike Sosa, Ozzy Smith, Steve Sax, Jose Cansaco, Wade Boggs

8) Who did Burns originally want as the pitcher for his softball team, but was long dead?
Christy Anderson

9) The FBI Light Opera society put out a collection of cassettes. What were they singing?
The Collection is "The Complete Gilbert &amp; Sullivan; they were singing "Three little Schoolgirls" from "The Makado"

10) What word in their shared book led to Lisa and Hugh Parkfield falling in love?
?

[Conspir8or]

"10) What word in their shared book led to Lisa and Hugh Parkfield falling in love?"

Stochastic.

[SteamingFish]

What state do they live in?

[tonypaladino]

[ QUOTE ]
1. According to the Goofball, who is a mascot's best friend?


2. How many women have said "no" to Mr. Burns?

cricket: cricket

[/ QUOTE ]

Is it Marge &amp; Marge's mother?

[Uethym]

Gil is based on Jack Lemmon's character, Shelley "The Machine" Levene (sp?), from Glengarry Glen Ross.

[tonypaladino]

Correct

[Brainwalter]

[ QUOTE ]

2. How many women have said "no" to Mr. Burns?

cricket: cricket

[/ QUOTE ]

"Hundreds", but only 2 after he became rich.

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
1. According to the Goofball, who is a mascot's best friend?


2. How many women have said "no" to Mr. Burns?

cricket: cricket

[/ QUOTE ]

Is it Marge &amp; Marge's mother?

[/ QUOTE ]

Nope.

[ChuckyB]

[ QUOTE ]
"10) What word in their shared book led to Lisa and Hugh Parkfield falling in love?"

Stochastic.

[/ QUOTE ]

Nice!

[ChuckyB]

[ QUOTE ]
What is the name of Jane Kaczmarek's (of Malcom In The Middle) recurring character?

[/ QUOTE ]

Judge Constance Harm

[ChuckyB]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Still need full answers:

What is the name of Jane Kaczmarek's (of Malcom In The Middle) recurring character?

What is the character from a Mamet play/move Gil is based on?
Someone correctly guessed the play is Glengarry Glen Ross

[/ QUOTE ]

Judge (something?) Harm.

After Lisa asks for a ruling of "boys will be boys", what does the Judge (extra points for the name) respond when Judge Harm disputes.

[/ QUOTE ]

Jace Kaczmarek voices Judge Constance Harm.

Judge Roy Snyder rules that "boys will be boys". And when Judge Harm protests he says "The clown is down". He'd put his knick-knack of a clown fishing down on the bench.

[ChuckyB]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Still looking for the TV football oddsmaker who has his "Lock of the Week".

...and the spread Professor Frink's computer predicted for the Cincinnati-Miami game.

And if you know the windspeed on the field for the Cincinnati-Miami game, I'll kiss your butt and call it ice cream.

[/ QUOTE ]

It was definitely in knots...I'll go with 15 knots.

[/ QUOTE ]

Not quite...but it was in knots.

[ChuckyB]

[ QUOTE ]
Still looking for the TV football oddsmaker who has his "Lock of the Week".

[/ QUOTE ]

As answered it was Smooth Jimmy Apollo.

[ QUOTE ]
...and the spread Professor Frink's computer predicted for the Cincinnati-Miami game.

[/ QUOTE ]

"The Gambletron 2000 predicts the winner will be Cincinnati by...200 points? Why you worthless hunk of junk!"

[ QUOTE ]
And if you know the windspeed on the field for the Cincinnati-Miami game, I'll kiss your butt and call it ice cream.

[/ QUOTE ]

5 knots

[LockForward]

What intersection does Homer get a stop sign at after he loses his job?

[ChuckyB]

1) What was the name of the Springfield U kicker who lost his leg kicking the game-winning field goal?

2) In the episode where Homer becomes Garbage Commissioner, garbage spews forth from the putting green where Homer and Mayor Quimby are standing. Where is the term paper from?

3) What's the title of the pregnancy pamphlet Dr. Hibbert gives Marge the first time she's pregnant.

4) What's the name of the movie Troy McClure and Selma go to see when they're dating?

5) What was the name of the Colonel at the military base that hosted the big air show? (Sideshow Bob detonated a nuclear bomb). Full name please.

6) What's the name of Snake's car?

7) Who kidnapped and ball-gagged Snake and Chief Wiggum (a la Pulp Fiction)?

8) What level of education have Lenny and Carl attained?

9) How much did Laddie (the dog Bart bought with his dog's credit card) cost?

10) What's the name of the mental institution Ned Flanders checks himself into? ("Oh...kicking and screaming please.)

[tonypaladino]

7) Who kidnapped and ball-gagged Snake and Chief Wiggum (a la Pulp Fiction)?
Herman

8) What level of education have Lenny and Carl attained?
Masters in nuclear engineering/physics ???

[ QUOTE ]
1) What was the name of the Springfield U kicker who lost his leg kicking the game-winning field goal?

2) In the episode where Homer becomes Garbage Commissioner, garbage spews forth from the putting green where Homer and Mayor Quimby are standing. Where is the term paper from?

3) What's the title of the pregnancy pamphlet Dr. Hibbert gives Marge the first time she's pregnant.

6) What's the name of Snake's car?

7) Who kidnapped and ball-gagged Snake and Chief Wiggum (a la Pulp Fiction)?

10) What's the name of the mental institution Ned Flanders checks himself into? ("Oh...kicking and screaming please.)

[/ QUOTE ]

off the top of my head,
1. Lubchenko
2. Texas Tech
3. So your life is ruined
6. Lil Bandit
7. Herman
10. Calmwood

[Superfluous Man]

4. Muppets Go Medieval (?)
5. Col. Hap Hapablap.
6. Lil' Bandit.

[ChipWrecked]

[ QUOTE ]
1) I believe Maggie has only spoken two words. What are they?

Da-Da



[/ QUOTE ]

I believe this is correct. Who played the voice of Maggie? (in this episode)

[LockForward]

[ QUOTE ]


5) What was the name of the Colonel at the military base that hosted the big air show? (Sideshow Bob detonated a nuclear bomb). Full name please.

[/ QUOTE ]

Leslie Hap Hapablap

He'll tear you up like a kleenex at a snot party

[jcmack13]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
1) I believe Maggie has only spoken two words. What are they?

Da-Da



[/ QUOTE ]

I believe this is correct.

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't know if they count as words, but she said "Dadily-doodily" when the kids are sent to live with the Flanders. Also, I thought she said "Daddy" and not "Da-da", but i might be wrong on that.

[LockForward]

What is Otto's last name?

[ChipWrecked]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
1) I believe Maggie has only spoken two words. What are they?

Da-Da



[/ QUOTE ]

I believe this is correct.

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't know if they count as words, but she said "Dadily-doodily" when the kids are sent to live with the Flanders. Also, I thought she said "Daddy" and not "Da-da", but i might be wrong on that.

[/ QUOTE ]

Could be. That was the first time Maggie ever spoke, and the episode was pimped hard by Fox for that. Thus the 'who played the voice' question, it was a major Hollywood star.

[SteamingFish]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
1) I believe Maggie has only spoken two words. What are they?

Da-Da



[/ QUOTE ]

I believe this is correct. Who played the voice of Maggie? (in this episode)

[/ QUOTE ]
Wasn't it Elizabeth Taylor?

The choir that sings, "The Simpsons" at the very start of each episode gets to sing something else part way through another episode (where they again show the clouds from the opening) -- what do they sing?

[ChipWrecked]

[ QUOTE ]
Wasn't it Elizabeth Taylor?

[/ QUOTE ]

Correct. She played herself in an episode the next season.

[ChuckyB]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]


5) What was the name of the Colonel at the military base that hosted the big air show? (Sideshow Bob detonated a nuclear bomb). Full name please.

[/ QUOTE ]

Leslie Hap Hapablap

He'll tear you up like a kleenex at a snot party

[/ QUOTE ]

Ding!

[ChuckyB]

[ QUOTE ]
4. Muppets Go Medieval (?)
5. Col. Hap Hapablap.
6. Lil' Bandit.

[/ QUOTE ]

Ding! Ding! Ding!

[ChuckyB]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
1) What was the name of the Springfield U kicker who lost his leg kicking the game-winning field goal?

2) In the episode where Homer becomes Garbage Commissioner, garbage spews forth from the putting green where Homer and Mayor Quimby are standing. Where is the term paper from?

3) What's the title of the pregnancy pamphlet Dr. Hibbert gives Marge the first time she's pregnant.

6) What's the name of Snake's car?

7) Who kidnapped and ball-gagged Snake and Chief Wiggum (a la Pulp Fiction)?

10) What's the name of the mental institution Ned Flanders checks himself into? ("Oh...kicking and screaming please.)

[/ QUOTE ]

off the top of my head,
1. Lubchenko
2. Texas Tech
3. So your life is ruined
6. Lil Bandit
7. Herman
10. Calmwood

[/ QUOTE ]

6 for 6.

Anton Lubchenko is the kicker's full name

[ChuckyB]

[ QUOTE ]
7) Who kidnapped and ball-gagged Snake and Chief Wiggum (a la Pulp Fiction)?
Herman

8) What level of education have Lenny and Carl attained?
Masters in nuclear engineering/physics ???

[/ QUOTE ]

Ding! Ding!

Lenny and Carl both have master's degrees...they never say exactly what in.

[ChuckyB]

[ QUOTE ]
9) How much did Laddie (the dog Bart bought with his dog's credit card) cost?

[/ QUOTE ]

[ChuckyB]

[ QUOTE ]
What is Otto's last name?

[/ QUOTE ]

Man

[LockForward]

$1200? $12000? Or am I way off?

[ChuckyB]

[ QUOTE ]
1) I believe Maggie has only spoken two words. What are they?

[/ QUOTE ]

"Daddy" after Homer leaves the room (the episode where we learn about all the kids first words.

"Santa" in The Flying Hellfish episode. Burns busts through the wall in a cherry-picker to take away Grampa's key. He loses control and busts through the wall into Maggie's room, and she thinks he's Santa.

[/ QUOTE ]

[ChuckyB]

[ QUOTE ]
$1200? $12000? Or am I way off?

[/ QUOTE ]

Bart: "$1200. I better just get one."

Nicely done.

[ QUOTE ]

"Santa" in The Flying Hellfish episode. Burns busts through the wall in a cherry-picker to take away Grampa's key. He loses control and busts through the wall into Maggie's room, and she thinks he's Santa.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm pretty sure that was Lisa.

[Superfluous Man]

[ QUOTE ]

"Santa" in The Flying Hellfish episode. Burns busts through the wall in a cherry-picker to take away Grampa's key. He loses control and busts through the wall into Maggie's room, and she thinks he's Santa.

[/ QUOTE ]
For some reason I always thought this was Lisa. Though she's obviously too rational to believe in Santa, she a) can talk and b) could have been rudely awakened from a dream or something.

[ QUOTE ]
Who is Lisa's first kiss?

What is the name of the Navy Recruiter?

What is the name of Bart's pet elephant?

[/ QUOTE ]

1. Nelson
2. Lt. L.T. Smash
3. Stampy

Edit: LOL, after reading the thread, looks like I'm a little late.

[Uethym]

[ QUOTE ]
The choir that sings, "The Simpsons" at the very start of each episode gets to sing something else part way through another episode (where they again show the clouds from the opening) -- what do they sing?

[/ QUOTE ]

I think it's "The Thompsons". I know it's the episode where Homer goes to work for Hank Scorpio.

Edit: No, that's wrong...it's the Cape Fear one, where Sideshow Bob is after them, the HMS Pinafore one.

[SteamingFish]

Shoot, maybe there's more than one. I'm thinking of a different episode where what they sing is not anyone's name.

[ChuckyB]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

"Santa" in The Flying Hellfish episode. Burns busts through the wall in a cherry-picker to take away Grampa's key. He loses control and busts through the wall into Maggie's room, and she thinks he's Santa.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm pretty sure that was Lisa.

[/ QUOTE ]

In modern day, in that baby voice that sounded nothing like Yeardley Smith? I gotta believe that was meant to be Maggie.

[ChuckyB]

[ QUOTE ]
Shoot, maybe there's more than one. I'm thinking of a different episode where what they sing is not anyone's name.

[/ QUOTE ]

There was "The Hurricane" in Hurricane Neddy.

[slamdunkpro]

Liz Taylor

[tonypaladino]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
1) I believe Maggie has only spoken two words. What are they?

[/ QUOTE ]

"Daddy" after Homer leaves the room (the episode where we learn about all the kids first words.

"Santa" in The Flying Hellfish episode. Burns busts through the wall in a cherry-picker to take away Grampa's key. He loses control and busts through the wall into Maggie's room, and she thinks he's Santa.

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

GAY. That was 100% Lisa.

[Superfluous Man]

[ QUOTE ]
In modern day, in that baby voice that sounded nothing like Yeardley Smith? I gotta believe that was meant to be Maggie.

[/ QUOTE ]
Another piece of evidence pointing away from this being Maggie. In previous episodes, we see the wall that Burns penetrates is adjacent to Lisa's room (Bart kicks that wall, annoying Lisa, etc). There's no way that was Maggie.

[daryn]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

"Santa" in The Flying Hellfish episode. Burns busts through the wall in a cherry-picker to take away Grampa's key. He loses control and busts through the wall into Maggie's room, and she thinks he's Santa.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm pretty sure that was Lisa.

[/ QUOTE ]

In modern day, in that baby voice that sounded nothing like Yeardley Smith? I gotta believe that was meant to be Maggie.

[/ QUOTE ]

you are dead wrong. her voice sounded like that because she was clearly half-asleep

[pokerlaw]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

"Santa" in The Flying Hellfish episode. Burns busts through the wall in a cherry-picker to take away Grampa's key. He loses control and busts through the wall into Maggie's room, and she thinks he's Santa.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm pretty sure that was Lisa.

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah, i remember that being lisa.

also, one of homer's suggested names in the Max Power episode was Rembrandt Q. Einstein.

a few questions off the top of my head:

1) why didn't lionel hutz care if you got the "free pizza" due to your case not being won in 30 minutes or less?

2) what did homer eat to push himself over the 300 lb mark?

3) what did Troy McLure's (sic?) bumper sticker say?

4) what is the first thing to ever go wrong at Itchy and Scratchy Land?

5) what were otto's last words after being swept out to sea in the Lord of the Flies parody episode?

- oh and in response to the question about the state they are from, the VH1 behind the laughter episode stated that they were a "Nothern Kentucky" family.

[Superfluous Man]

1) The box is empty!
2) A play-doh donut made by Maggie (it says non-toxic!) Though I guess he was already over the mark by that point due to the towel-rack.
3) I remember it had something to do with the Springfield Aquarium...
5) "Zeppelin rules!"

[daryn]

[ QUOTE ]
1) The box is empty!

[/ QUOTE ]

i believe there were shredded newspapers in it

[Superfluous Man]

[ QUOTE ]
i believe there were shredded newspapers in it

[/ QUOTE ]
I think that's his briefcase.

[tonypaladino]

"4) what is the first thing to ever go wrong at Itchy and Scratchy Land?"

Pilot says "Where nothing can possib-blai go wrong"

[ChuckyB]

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In modern day, in that baby voice that sounded nothing like Yeardley Smith? I gotta believe that was meant to be Maggie.

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Another piece of evidence pointing away from this being Maggie. In previous episodes, we see the wall that Burns penetrates is adjacent to Lisa's room (Bart kicks that wall, annoying Lisa, etc). There's no way that was Maggie.

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The way I remember "San-ta?" being said it was much to infant-like to be Lisa. I'm going to have to go back and check.

You're absolutely right about Lisa's room being on the other side of the wall from Bart's headboard. But there have been numerous room continuity problems on the show. Same with buildings around Springfield.

[tonypaladino]

Dude, don't bother checking the show, get your head examined instead. There is no way it was Maggie and I fail to see how you could possibly beleive it was.

Whats is the name of the comic book Milhouse buys too many of when Bart leaves him alone to run the comic book store?

What is the name of the musical group with Homer, Apu, Moe and originally Wiggum?

Who replaced Wiggum and how was he discovered?

Whats there hit song?

Duff's major competition?

[Paluka]

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Bonus points for the first two names Homer came up with for Moe's restaurant.

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I didn't see this one get answered. One is Mad Man Moe's Pressure Cooker, and then maybe Moe's Magic Wok or something?

[MaxPower]

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What is Kirk Van Houten's alma mater?

What song did Kirk Van Houten sing at Marge and Homer's renewal of vows/remarriage to try and get Luanne back?
HINT: It also is the title track of his unreleased demo tape

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Gudger college ( I don't know the spelling)

The song was Can I Borrow a Feeling.

[MaxPower]

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Who is Max Power's oldest and dearest friend?

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Trent Steel, of course.

[slamdunkpro]

Whats is the name of the comic book Milhouse buys too many of when Bart leaves him alone to run the comic book store?
Opti-man

What is the name of the musical group with Homer, Apu, Moe and originally Wiggum?
The B-Sharps

Who replaced Wiggum and how was he discovered?
Barney - Singing in the stall at Moe's

Whats there hit song?
Baby on Board

What's the name of the monkey in the monkey knife fight?

Why does Milhouse think that Mad magazine is always making fun of Spiro Agnew?

What case was my all time most blatant case of false advertising?

[ZeeJustin]

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What case was my all time most blatant case of false advertising?


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Homer goes in to sue the all you can eat buffet, and Lionel Hutz says it will be the best case against false advertising since The Never Ending Story

[pokerlaw]

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What case was my all time most blatant case of false advertising?

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the neverending story i think.

not to be confused w/ stoner's pot palace, which Otto felt was flagrant false advertising /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[MaxPower]

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Whats is the name of the comic book Milhouse buys too many of when Bart leaves him alone to run the comic book store?

What is the name of the musical group with Homer, Apu, Moe and originally Wiggum?

Who replaced Wiggum and how was he discovered?

Whats there hit song?

Duff's major competition?

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Biclops
The B-sharps
Barney - he was singing on the floor of the bathroom
Baby on Board
Fudd?

[MaxPower]

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What's the name of the monkey in the monkey knife fight?

Why does Milhouse think that Mad magazine is always making fun of Spiro Agnew?

What case was my all time most blatant case of false advertising?

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Furious George
He must work there
The Never Ending Story

[MaxPower]

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Bonus points for the first two names Homer came up with for Moe's restaurant.

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I didn't see this one get answered. One is Mad Man Moe's Pressure Cooker, and then maybe Moe's Magic Wok or something?

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I think one of them was Charmain Moe's something.

Here are some related questions

When the Hibberts are looking to go to a family restaurant after church, which restaurants are suggested?

What is the name of bar/restaurant that wants to buy the Flaming Moe recipe?

What is the name of the fancy restaurant in Springfield?

What is the name of the Sushi place in Springfield?

What is the name of the Sea Captain's restaurant?

What is the name of the Country Western bar that Homer goes to?

[SteamingFish]

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Shoot, maybe there's more than one. I'm thinking of a different episode where what they sing is not anyone's name.

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There was "The Hurricane" in Hurricane Neddy.

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Yes, nice.

[SteamingFish]

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- oh and in response to the question about the state they are from, the VH1 behind the laughter episode stated that they were a "Nothern Kentucky" family.

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No, it's actually a trick question. Where Is The Simpsons' Springfield? (http://www.snpp.com/guides/springfield.list.html)

[Paluka]

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I think one of them was Charmain Moe's something.


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That's right. Mad Man Moe's Pressure Cooker, and Chairman Moe's Magic Wok.

[MaxPower]

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1. According to the Goofball, who is a mascot's best friend?


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Mancini

[DoomSlice]

YVAN EHT NOIJ... YVAN EHT NOIJ... so hypnotic.

[JustSomeJackass]

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YVAN EHT NOIJ... YVAN EHT NOIJ... so hypnotic.

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or YVAN EHT NIOJ

[trotski]

What does Starr Jones keep reapeating when Homer and Marge go on the episode of 'Afternoon Yak'?

[gharp]

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What does Starr Jones keep reapeating when Homer and Marge go on the episode of 'Afternoon Yak'?

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"I'm talkin' DOWNTOWN!"

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1. According to the Goofball, who is a mascot's best friend?


2. How many women have said "no" to Mr. Burns?

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Anyone?

[pokerlaw]

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What is the name of bar/restaurant that wants to buy the Flaming Moe recipe?

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I believe it was T.G.I.McScratcy or something to that effect. Moe really wanted to meet, and repeatedly gave his regards to their corporate logo Mr. McScratcy.

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What is the name of the fancy restaurant in Springfield?


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the guilded truffle.

flaming moe question: what was the secret ingredient according to Prof Frink's Machine?

[MaxPower]

No T.G.I. McScratchy's was not the company that wanted to buy the the Flaming Moe. T.G.I Mcscratchy's was a restaurant at Itchy and Scratchy Land.

Frink's machine said that secret ingredient was "Love"

[KingDan]

I loved the part when Ned references Homer's plow company. Homer is wearing the Mr. Plowjacket, and replies "I think I know my own life, Ned." Thens sings the Mr. Plow song.

Also I love this quote.
"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Oh gotta go my damn little weiner kids are listening."