Strippers/Hooker Question

What is the going rate for a night of whatever one wants with 2 very hot strippers/hookers in vegas?

I have been made an offer and would like to make sure I'm not getting screwed while having sex.

Also, if you were given this opportunity would you do it? And if so, what would you pay? What if you were married?

I wouldn't do it if I were married.

Not saying I am married, just asking (a'la Utah, etc).

What about the rest of it?

[Warik]

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would like to make sure I'm not getting screwed while having sex.

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Good luck with that.

Well they would have to be clean.

They are very clean and very hot.

Clean as in no STD's. And if they are, I don't see the downside, if money doesn't matter.

[surfinillini]

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They are not very clean but very hot.

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FYP - dude don't do this, are you seriously this desperate ?

Your phrasing of every sentence is either ambiguous or hilarious.

Interesting combo.

Well how much is the standard to pay for this?

And no, I'm not this desperate, I'm just asking some questions about it. I have no idea what this is worth and just curious.

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Well how much is the standard to pay for this?

And no, I'm not this desperate, I'm just asking some questions about it. I have no idea what this is worth and just curious.

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$400-600 for each mid-premium girl in Vegas. Can be a little less or a little more depending on the person.

I run a whorehouse out of my basement if your wondering how I know this information.

[Warik]

Ok. Serious response this time.

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What is the going rate for a night of whatever one wants with 2 very hot strippers/hookers in vegas?

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Don't know... but I can tell you this: more than it's worth for sure.

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Also, if you were given this opportunity would you do it?

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No.

And what do you mean "given this opportunity?" Are you the only guy in Vegas with money?

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And if so, what would you pay?

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See previous answer; however, I do it if they paid me. They'd have to be hot though.

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What if you were married?

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If you're married and thinking about doing this, then I suggest you take pictures and show your wife.... because you really shouldn't be married. Same goes for me.

[Warik]

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They are very clean and very hot.

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Did you just use the word "clean" to describe a prostitute?

We're not talking about hygiene here fyi. =)

[goofball]

I'm pretty sure there are lots of hot girls in vegas who will fu ck you for free.

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I'm pretty sure there are lots of hot girls in vegas who will fu ck you for free.

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Go on...

And two of them at once? That is more what I am intrigued by.

[MarkL444]

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I wouldn't do it if I were married.!!!!!

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[tonypaladino]

Man what a bunch of losers on this thread. Go for it.

Still haven't seen anyone throw out any numbers.

[jesusarenque]

$1.000

[Jorge10]

Guys he is just trying to have a crazy night in vegas with 2 chicks, whats so wrong about that? Why does everyone get on their moral high horses and immediately bash him and tell him hes pathetic and what not?

Just give the man the info he wants. Im sure we have all done crazy stuff, he wants to do this, I dont really see a downside.

[TheMainEvent]

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Man what a bunch of losers on this thread. Go for it.

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Tony you are my hero

[lapoker17]

OK - I was asleep during most of this - and didn't partake, but....

Last tinme I was in Vegas, my buddies got 2 chicks - 1 insanely hot, 1 very average, there were 3 or 4 BJs, the chicks did some kind of lesbo scene and 2 guys nailed the hot one - total damage was like $2200 IIRC.

Have fun. F the haters.

[Landon_McFly]

free.99

[Blarg]

So they each paid 1100 for half a hooker that they had to do while watching each other's ball sacs bounce up and down.

And some other ugly chick for atmosphere.

No wonder women think we're funny.

I like your posts Blarg. You're funny.

[Stuey]

We have heard from the guy that has not been with a pro and thinks it is a bad idea.

We have heard from the guy that has been with a pro and thinks it is a great idea.

We have heard from the guy that has has not been with a pro and thinks it is a good idea.

We have not heard from the guy that has been with a pro and thinks it was a bad idea.

This guy does not exist imo.

Good advice. Like my loc says, you own stuey.

[craig r]

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Good advice. Like my loc says, you own stuey.

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Why do people go to Vegas to bang hooker/strippers? Are there not hookers/escorts/strippers in other major cities? It is probably a lot cheaper. In the state of Kentucky you can get two of their hottest girls for like $350/hr total. I mean sure, you get what you pay for, but its not like you are going to come back and tell your friends you banged some ugly hooker. Here is my motto when it comes to this: "Vegas for gambling (and cocaine) and Kentucky for two nasty skanks."

craig

p.s. I apologize if I insulted anybody from Kentucky. It was just an example. Now, if I said West Virginia, I would be serious.

[lapoker17]

No - There were like 5 dudes. 2 or 3 got BJs, 2 banged the hot one - I don't really know what the set up was w regard to watching each others ball sacks and whatnot, but there were like 3 or 4 bedrooms in the suite so it wasn't like 6 guys in a motel 6 single. and it was all on the credit card of a large NY investment bank, so the 2200 was merely incidental.

[craig r]

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No - There were like 5 dudes. 2 or 3 got BJs, 2 banged the hot one - I don't really know what the set up was w regard to watching each others ball sacks and whatnot, but there were like 3 or 4 bedrooms in the suite so it wasn't like 6 guys in a motel 6 single. and it was all on the credit card of a large NY investment bank, so the 2200 was merely incidental.

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Wasn't that on a movie? Oh yeah, American Beauty.

craig

[WackityWhiz]

$$$$$$$$$.5 for FS including BBBJWCIM

Definately a PSE

[mr_whomp]

I can't remember her name but theres a crazy pornstar bitch who will [censored] you for an hour for 1000$ in vegas

[craig r]

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I can't remember her name but theres a crazy pornstar bitch who will [censored] you for an hour for 1000$ in vegas

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No, she will charge you by the hour. 15 minutes small talk, 10 minute strip tease of some sorts, 1 minute of I hope I can go longer than one minute, 1 minute to finish, 5 minutes of her in your bathroom doing coke and you putting your clothes back on.

craig

[ohnonotthat]

Fill the tank with gas and drive to Tennessee; I had the weekend of my life for the price of meals, liquor and 500 each for the three of them.

Vegas is the worst place on the planet to go if you're looking to buy it and among the worst places if you're looking to score it for free.

Anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon line is great if you want a bought and paid for sure thing; if you want to try to save some cash and maybe find a once-in-a-lifetime adventure I suggest a college-town in New England.

Boston is at the lower end of your choices - although Cambridge isn't a bad place to hunt. (Those engineers get pretty freaky once you get them to put away those slide rules /images/graemlins/smile.gif ).

Burlington Vermont is perhaps the best; if that is too far off the main road try anywhere in Connecticut.

If you're willing to do mega-reasearch there are some amazing opportunities for pay-to-play with some of the coeds but it's usually not a strict quid pro quo arrangement. These girls are not accustomed to being taken to places with cloth napkins - hell, most of them are not used to having the guy pay for the pitcher.

[craig r]

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Fill the tank with gas and drive to Tennessee; I had the weekend of my life for the price of meals, liquor and 500 each for the three of them.

Vegas is the worst place on the planet to go if you're looking to buy it and among the worst places if you're looking to score it for free.

Anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon line is great if you want a bought and paid for sure thing; if you want to try to save some cash and maybe find a once-in-a-lifetime adventure I suggest a college-town in New England.

Boston is at the lower end of your choices - although Cambridge isn't a bad place to hunt. (Those engineers get pretty freaky once you get them to put away those slide rules /images/graemlins/smile.gif ).

Burlington Vermont is perhaps the best; if that is too far off the main road try anywhere in Connecticut.

If you're willing to do mega-reasearch there are some amazing opportunities for pay-to-play with some of the coeds but it's usually not a strict quid pro quo arrangement. These girls are not accustomed to being taken to places with cloth napkins - hell, most of them are not used to having the guy pay for the pitcher.

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Why does everybody knock the girls in Boston? There are tons of pretty girls there; it is a college town. There is something funny about your last sentence, but I can't quite put my finger on it. I guess that cloth napkins and pitchers are considered "classy" (but i can't if you consider that classy or the girls). Also, where do you live that you have to drive all over the country to meet girls? And I have never heard of escort girls beging referred to as "pay to play". Must be top of the line. Well, right behind rent-a-fucke (not to be confused with lease-a-suck).

craig

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We have not heard from the guy that has been with a pro and thinks it was a bad idea.

This guy does not exist imo.

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OK, I'll bite. I've admitted to worse.

I called a Vegas 'escort' service while staying at The Orleans last year. The girl was ok looking. The price was $500 total. I couldn't do whatever I wanted. She was all business. It was terrible and I'd never do it again.

I've played blackjack at the Mirage and watched the 'girls' at the bar get picked up. They are good looking. They go upstairs with the guy and are back w/i a half-hour. I don't think most of the customers had all that good of a time.

My price guesstimate: 2 very hot girls, all night, ANYTHING HE WANTS, has got to be at least $5,000 to $7,000.

[ohnonotthat]

I live 10 minutes from Atlantic City (just like it says in my bio /images/graemlins/smile.gif ), ergo I know a bit about both hookers and strippers. There are two of each living on my street which ought to give some indication of their earning power and thus the fees they exact. (My "shanty" is worth almost 350,000; this ain't no slum :-) ).



1. I never said Boston girls were anything but great; I said that it was not the best spot for the OP to go for a wild time.

2. I was implying - no, make that stating - that most 20ish girls are rarely taken to 3-star restaurants on dates - some are but most arent. If we accept this as a fact it then follows that they are apt to be somewhat impressed - and appreciative if you take them to one.

(I've always found this to be the case, however in order to rate a 4-star dining experience I suggest asking for a video of her abilities prior to dinner. If she doesn't have one a 5-minute audition in your car should help you to decide whether or not to proceed to dine 1st class).

3. I do not "have to drive all over the country to meet girls". I also don't need to drive more than a mile to go to the theater or to eat out but I go to NYC or Philadelphia to do the either when I want to get top quality.

4. I thought "pay-to-play" was a common euphemism for giving a female money in exchange for the temporary use of her body. (BTW, they are opening up a new retail outlet here to be run by the same folks who run RENT TO OWN - this one will be an upscale escort service and will be named RENT TO BONE /images/graemlins/smile.gif ) !

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In closing, if I offended you in any way my deepest apologies. I have gotten some first-rate -ussy in and around Beantown and would never besmirch it's name nor question it's honarary title of the xxck capital of the NorthEast.

BTW . . .

Did you go to school there ?

- Grow up there ?

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You are among the reasons I have amended my will to include a directive that when my time comes my ashes be scattered over the land of OOT.

Thus I regret any misunderstandings - whether real or imagined.

Your humble servant,

- Chris

[ohnonotthat]

My very limited experience tells me that $1,000 per girl will provide you a night you'll not soon forget.

[surfinillini]

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My very limited experience tells me that $1,000 per girl will provide you a night you'll not soon forget.

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what's any fun in getting blowjobs with a condom on and then having to get an AIDS test 90 days later ???

Somebody convince that the cons do not outweight the pros in this situation. Definitely -EV to [censored] a hooker.

IMO, anyone calling the OP desperate for getting a hooker, has not had enough pussy to realize all the headaches that come with getting it with any regular frequency (whether from one chick or a rotation). Im not saying that the OP isnt desperate, but theres two types of guys that get hookers, 1. Your typical desperate nerd, and 2. The guy who relizes what a huge pain in the ass women you are [censored] can be.

[surfinillini]

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IMO, anyone calling the OP desperate for getting a hooker, has not had enough pussy to realize all the headaches that come with getting it with any regular frequency (whether from one chick or a rotation). Im not saying that the OP isnt desperate, but theres two types of guys that get hookers, 1. Your typical desperate nerd, and 2. The guy who relizes what a huge pain in the ass women you are [censored] can be.

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you're an idiot sir

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IMO, anyone calling the OP desperate for getting a hooker, has not had enough pussy to realize all the headaches that come with getting it with any regular frequency (whether from one chick or a rotation). Im not saying that the OP isnt desperate, but theres two types of guys that get hookers, 1. Your typical desperate nerd, and 2. The guy who relizes what a huge pain in the ass women you are [censored] can be.

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you're an idiot sir

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Good comeback, now support what you said with a reason why. You can not dispute women are a pain in the ass. This is law. Some of us have just realized that you dont necassairly need to put up with it to get your rocks off. Personally, I have never used a hooker, but its a logistics thing. They are all nasty, disease ridden skanks, around here, Im sure. But if I was in veags (more likely surrounding areas) where its legal, they are tested, and they are only there to cater to my needs, and I didnt want to deal with staring and nodding while some 20 something chick rambled on about her job, as I tried to bring her up to my room, I would get one.

[trying2learn]

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IMO, anyone calling the OP desperate for getting a hooker, has not had enough pussy to realize all the headaches that come with getting it with any regular frequency (whether from one chick or a rotation). Im not saying that the OP isnt desperate, but theres two types of guys that get hookers, 1. Your typical desperate nerd, and 2. The guy who relizes what a huge pain in the ass women you are [censored] can be.

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while i don't agree with this - it reminds me of one of my favorite celebrity quotes...

someone asked Charlie Sheen why a star who was generally considered one of the best looking men in hollywood would ever pay to have sex. his reply was that he doesn't pay the girls to [censored] him, he pays them to leave when he's finished.

brilliant.

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IMO, anyone calling the OP desperate for getting a hooker, has not had enough pussy to realize all the headaches that come with getting it with any regular frequency (whether from one chick or a rotation). Im not saying that the OP isnt desperate, but theres two types of guys that get hookers, 1. Your typical desperate nerd, and 2. The guy who relizes what a huge pain in the ass women you are [censored] can be.

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while i don't agree with this - it reminds me of one of my favorite celebrity quotes...

someone asked Charlie Sheen why a star who was generally considered one of the best looking men in hollywood would ever pay to have sex. his reply was that he doesn't pay the girls to [censored] him, he pays them to leave when he's finished.

brilliant.

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YES! This is what I meant. Forget the whole mumbo jumbo above, this is way more eloquently put then my ramblings.

[RunDownHouse]

Prostitution isn't a big deal in much of the rest of the world. Thanks for the stigma, Founding Fathers.

[Clarkmeister]

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"Vegas for gambling (and cocaine) and Kentucky for two nasty skanks."

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Please change your loc to this.

[Clarkmeister]

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$$$$$$$$$.5 for FS including BBBJWCIM

Definately a PSE

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nh

[Voltron87]

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someone asked Charlie Sheen why a star who was generally considered one of the best looking men in hollywood would ever pay to have sex. his reply was that he doesn't pay the girls to [censored] him, he pays them to leave when he's finished.


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awesome

[Clarkmeister]

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What is the going rate for a night of whatever one wants with 2 very hot strippers/hookers in vegas?


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How long is "a night". The answer would vary wildly based on your response.

[KaneKungFu123]

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I'm pretty sure there are lots of hot girls in vegas who will fu ck you for free.

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yeah judging from his 8 posts this is certainly clear... /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Jeebus]

We have hookers in kentucky?! Why was I not informed of this previously. I mean, I know we have some dirty whores on corners downtown in some cities, but good hookers? I haven't seen any.

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someone asked Charlie Sheen why a star who was generally considered one of the best looking men in hollywood would ever pay to have sex. his reply was that he doesn't pay the girls to [censored] him, he pays them to leave when he's finished.

brilliant.

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Charlie Sheen knows what he's talking about.

A hooker really doesn't cost much more than a date, and you're guaranteed to get laid (well you will occasionally run into a ripoff artist), she won't care if you bone other chicks, and she will leave you alone when she's not boning you. As for the disease risk -- use a condom for screwing and SIIHP. For oral, the risk of catching anything is pretty low. Some hookers will make you use a condom for oral, many don't. Nearly all hookers other than street crack whores will insist that you use a condom for screwing or SIIHP. Your risk of catching STD's is probably lower with an escort than with some skank you pick up in a bar, certainly if you bareback it with the bar skank. Guess what folks, bacteria and viruses don't know whether you paid for it or not. The gal that picks up a random guy in a bar once a month and doesn't always make him use a condom is a lot more likely to catch something than the hooker who never does it bareback except maybe with her husband or boyfriend. An yes, many hookers have a husband or boyfriend.

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Thanks for the stigma, Founding Fathers.

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Patently false. Ben Franklin was known for getting it on with several women at a time well into the days leading up to his death. There is even rumor he actually died from an STD.

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Also, if you were given this opportunity would you do it?

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You don't need to look at this as an opportunity. This situation exists constantly you can have sex with as many women as you want at the same time for a certain price. If you are not sure you want to do it, you can always wait till tomorrow. Don't worry there are always just as hot girls getting into the biz as out so you can always find another hot whore.

If you feel this is your time have fun and post a trip report. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Clarkmeister]

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have fun and post a trip report. With pics.

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fyp

[ohnonotthat]

I didn't say I endorsed the OP's plan.

I was simply answering his question after being [correctly] taken to task for my prior [non-responsive] reply.

[ohnonotthat]

I never heard that one but I love it !

- nh

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I can't remember her name but theres a crazy pornstar bitch who will [censored] you for an hour for 1000$ in vegas

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No, she will charge you by the hour. 15 minutes small talk, 10 minute strip tease of some sorts, 1 minute of I hope I can go longer than one minute, 1 minute to finish, 5 minutes of her in your bathroom doing coke and you putting your clothes back on.

craig

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Sounds like somebody had a bad experience. Now I see where this advice is coming from /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Prostitution isn't a big deal in much of the rest of the world. Thanks for the stigma, Founding Fathers.

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Don't blame the founding fathers. Prostitution didn't become illegal in the US in most states until early 20th century. Too bad they didn't put something in the bill of rights like "Congress shall make no law infringing on the freedom of consenting adults to have sex any way, at any time for any reason", though.

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Thanks for the stigma, Founding Fathers.

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Patently false. Ben Franklin was known for getting it on with several women at a time well into the days leading up to his death. There is even rumor he actually died from an STD.

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I've never heard about him dying from an STD. He was eighty-something when he died, so I'm kind of envious. Not quite as good as being shot by a jealous husband at 100, but close.

[craig r]

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We have hookers in kentucky?! Why was I not informed of this previously. I mean, I know we have some dirty whores on corners downtown in some cities, but good hookers? I haven't seen any.

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I have made bold the important part of my quote:

"Vegas for gambling (and cocaine) and Kentucky for two nasty skanks. "

craig