LIVE POKER IS RIGGED!!!

[tdarko]

at the casino i frequent you never see the dealers shuffle. the machine in the table does it.

[censored] that. i am so pissed.

that is all.

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at the casino i frequent you never see the dealers shuffle. the machine in the table does it.

[censored] that. i am so pissed.

that is all.

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Well how random is this "random shuffle generator" anyway? I'd stick to online poker as there's rarely a thread about that being rigged.

[cardcounter0]

You are just mad because you don't have the pattern mapper for those machines.

dude, it's not a machine, there are midgets in the table.

[emonrad87]

Sometimes, during a long session, I reach under the table and let the midget out of its little box. If I give it a few fries or a chicken strip, I get favors in return (both on and under the table)! /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Sometimes, during a long session, I reach under the table and let the midget out of its little box.

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I got arrested the last time I let my...errr....nevermind, that wasn't a midget.