This is so gonna end up in tears

[Cyrus]

The only question is, How many tears?

My guess would be, approximately 40 million. And a house.

Brad Pitt adopts Angelina Jolie's children (http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/12/02/pitt.adoption.ap/index.html)

[MasterShakes]

This is like hitting the adoption lottery. Insane.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

Whore.

[Landon_McFly]

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This is like hitting the adoption lottery twice .

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[ThaSaltCracka]

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Whore.

[/ QUOTE ]Brad Pitt, right?

[Landon_McFly]

Brad Pitt is officially the [censored].

He's living my dream. I've talked about this with my ex. I don't want to ever have kids, but if I did I'd rather adopt some than get my chick pregnant.

He's banging questionably one of the sexiest celebrities of our time, and just divorced a smoking hot babe who I'd do ANYTHING for to marry me.

His balls are bigger than two grown men in the fetal position.

[ThaSaltCracka]

the dude is 41? wow. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[whiskeytown]

I seem to remember a gossip column where one of the kids was already calling him Dad - and Angelina mentioned they were "working on that" -

I'm sure I was surfing for topless photos of Angelina and just stumbled upon this bit of feel good news between faps.

RB

[craig r]

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I seem to remember a gossip column where one of the kids was already calling him Dad - and Angelina mentioned they were "working on that" -

I'm sure I was surfing for topless photos of Angelina and just stumbled upon this bit of feel good news between faps.

RB

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Do you have a Hotmail account? When I go to sign-in there is always a lot of celebrity gossip on the screen (or at least at the MSN screen before you sign in to hotmail). It helps keep me up to date on pop culture happenings. Like, did you guys know that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez (J-Lo) broke up?

craig

[Landon_McFly]

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the dude is 41? wow. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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Didn't know he was that old. We're actually from the same city. We had the same driver's ed instructor. Brad Pitt is similar to Jesus here. He could murder panda bears and get away with it.

[whiskeytown]

I heard Ben broke up with J-Lo and knocked up some skinny chick with no booty.

RB

[craig r]

Did Jesus murder panda bears? If so, I guess he didn't get away with it.

craig

[Alexthegreat]

I totally use that gossip section on MSN/hotmail for my info....it's sweet

[craig r]

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I heard Ben broke up with J-Lo and knocked up some skinny chick with no booty.

RB

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I think you may be right. But, Garner seems a lot nicer than J-Lo (we are soooooo cool for calling her that instead of Jennifer Lopez). And Affleck has probably popped some of the hottest girls in the world, so he finally decided to settle down with a cute girl who might be nice and have a kid and make a life with them (by life I mean 3 years, but that is a long time for Hollywood). Plus, Affleck has political aspirations. And I think he has a lot of confidence in this, because he said when he is elected he now knows with Arnold being elected to public office, that he will not be the worst actor to ever hold office. Matt Damon will probably be his Lt. Governor and all will be well. Pardon me for the rant. I just get excited knowing someone from School Ties will possibly make it as a politician. I mean, how often does that happen? Maybe once or twice in our lifetime? Just thinking about it makes it tough for me to sleep. I have written Ben about his political commercial: "I am not really an anti-semite, I just played one in a movie. The Encino Man knows he wasn't really my enemy and so should the rest of you Boston Jews". Then it will show a montage of Affleck in all of his great roles, Dazed and Confused, School Ties, Good Will Hunting, Chasing Amy, Armageddon, Reindeer Games, etc... and at the end, he will be shaking hands with the Boston Red Sox. There is no way he doesn't win. He could also start every speech with, "I promise I will be a better candidate than Gigli was a movie."

craig