The Facebook/Myspace Friends I'd Sleep With Test!

[ZeeJustin]

Look at your MySpace or Facebook page (whichever you have more friends on if you have both, or if there's another similar site out there, feel free to use that), and figure out what % of your friends of the opposite sex you would sleep with.

Do not count any family members of blood relation to the vote. Step siblings and aunts/uncles by marriage do count!

Assume that your partner will have similar interests in your future. For example, if you would only sleep with someone if it meant starting a relationship, or only if it meant it was just a fling, count them.

If you don't qualify or have fewer than 15 candidates on your page to choose from, vote in the last option.

If you have celbrities that you don't know IRL as friends on your page, do not include them in the vote.

If you are gay/lesbian, count friends of the same sex instead, and vote in the appropriate place in the poll.

If you are bi with a strong tendancy, choose that tendancy. If there is no strong tendancy, count only members of the opposite sex.

Edit: Assume you are single at the time!

[miajag81]

Male, 40-60%. I use Friendster.

[David04]

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If you are gay

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EVERY guy with a Myspace is gay.

[Shilly]

Male: 20-40% Of about 75 female Facebook friends.

[Kyo Souma II]

My only friend is Tom and he's hot.

And rich, to boot!

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/476/splash1vf.jpg

[ZeeJustin]

The first thing I did when I got MySpace setup was remove Tom from my friends list.

[B Dids]

80-100, with a solid 100% post 3 beers.

The females on my myspace page kinda self select for girls I'd want to sleep with though.

[ZeeJustin]

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80-100, with a solid 100% post 3 beers.

The females on my myspace page kinda self select for girls I'd want to sleep with though.

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Very nice!

I was expecting to be the same, but somehow I came short with 79.6% of my friends.

[handsome]

I went through my Facebook friends.

The ratio was..
would do: exactly 50
would not do: 15 (ugly, fat, whiney, or all of the above)

50/65 = 77%.

[TomCollins]

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I went through my Facebook friends.

The ratio was..
would do: exactly 50
would not do: 15 (ugly, fat, whiney, or all of the above)

50/65 = 77%.

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Why would you pass up a hot whiney chick? Put your cock in her mouth, that will shut her up.

[PokerFink]

Just went through my whole Facebook list...

Girls I would sleep with sober: 42
Girls I would sleep with drunk: 17
Girls I have already slept with: 4
Girls I would not sleep with: 23

63/86 = 73%

[craig r]

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If you are gay

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EVERY guy with a Myspace is gay.

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MySpace is the ALL TIME number 1 place to meet girls. It is so easy. It destroys any bar anywhere.

craig

[housenuts]

the real question is how many of these people would you actually call friends?

i would bet over 80% of them aren't really your friends, but people whom you would never call or hang out with because somehow you've forged an internet friendship with them due to the ease and comfort of chatting behind a computer screen.

a crimson challenge should be to call every one of your "friends". i bet most people would be unable to do it because they have sand in their ovaries.

[billyjex]

http://myspacide.ytmnd.com/

[SuitedSixes]

The Best MySpace (NSFW) (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=116 0595&Mytoken=10017E0C-8E45-DC00-82ED6B52C49E69517311516)

[SackUp]

Male: would bang 75%. I thought it would be more but somehow some slouches skirted through the barriers.

[utmt40]

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The first thing I did when I got MySpace setup was remove Tom from my friends list.

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[edtost]

43/55 on facebook.

[M2d]

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The females on my myspace page kinda self select for girls I'd want to sleep with though.

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you mean the ones that acknowledge you?

[scrub]

The much more interesting question is what percentage you have slept with.

scrub

[Tron]

95 out of the 127 uniqe females between my Facebook and MySpace for 74.8%.

[MasterShakes]

Is it strange that I had absolutely no clue at all of what MySpace was (before I read this thread)?

[tpir90036]

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Is it strange that I had absolutely no clue at all of what MySpace was (before I read this thread)?

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yes

[tonypaladino]

80% Myspace
20% facebook

[Yeti]

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Is it strange that I had absolutely no clue at all of what MySpace was (before I read this thread)?

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Have you heard of Joblo?

[MasterShakes]

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Is it strange that I had absolutely no clue at all of what MySpace was (before I read this thread)?

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Have you heard of Joblo?

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Yeah, I go there for dvd release dates.

[TheRover]

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Is it strange that I had absolutely no clue at all of what MySpace was (before I read this thread)?

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I didn't either until I saw it mentioned here a couple weeks ago. Now I'm seriously thinking it might be worth signing up even though I hate these type of things...

[ZeeJustin]

Ok, this then begs the question, why don't more people sleep with their friends?!

Like you know there were times where Rachel hadn't gotten any in a couple of weeks and would have settled for sleeping w/ Chandler (which would have obviously made him very happy). So why didn't it happen!??!

[daryn]

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Ok, this then begs the question, why don't more people sleep with their friends?!

Like you know there were times where Rachel hadn't gotten any in a couple of weeks and would have settled for sleeping w/ Chandler (which would have obviously made him very happy). So why didn't it happen!??!

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i wish man. they don't always cooperate. they're not usually rational like guys. they can't just say, ok let's just get our bang on and then go back to being friends.

[peachy]

u have no option for the girls that would do most of the guys and some of the girls!!

[TheRover]

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u have no option for the girls that would do most of the guys and some of the girls!!

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He also doesn't have one for the boogeyman and bigfoot either. This is obvious.

[ZeeJustin]

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u have no option for the girls that would do most of the guys and some of the girls!!

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Will you be my friend?!

[PoBoy321]

Male: In actuality, only 1 because I have a girlfriend. Assuming that I were single, it'd actually probably be around 50-60% because I'm friends with a lot of skanks.

[ZeeJustin]

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Ok, this then begs the question, why don't more people sleep with their friends?!

Like you know there were times where Rachel hadn't gotten any in a couple of weeks and would have settled for sleeping w/ Chandler (which would have obviously made him very happy). So why didn't it happen!??!

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i wish man. they don't always cooperate. they're not usually rational like guys. they can't just say, ok let's just get our bang on and then go back to being friends.

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Yeah, I agree with you for the most part.

I don't know if you can blame it all on rationality. One could argue that women prefer the security of a relationship and there are better ways to get into a relationship than sleeping around w/ friends.

If I were a girl, I'd almost definately be trying to find some rich guy to marry.

I'm kind of just playing devil's advocate here. I'd love to hear some other thoughts on this.

[Jules22]

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http://myspacide.ytmnd.com/

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ROOOOOOOOFL!!

how about this one?

emo orange myspace suicide (http://emoorangesuicide.ytmnd.com/)

[daryn]

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Ok, this then begs the question, why don't more people sleep with their friends?!

Like you know there were times where Rachel hadn't gotten any in a couple of weeks and would have settled for sleeping w/ Chandler (which would have obviously made him very happy). So why didn't it happen!??!

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i wish man. they don't always cooperate. they're not usually rational like guys. they can't just say, ok let's just get our bang on and then go back to being friends.

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Yeah, I agree with you for the most part.

I don't know if you can blame it all on rationality. One could argue that women prefer the security of a relationship and there are better ways to get into a relationship than sleeping around w/ friends.

If I were a girl, I'd almost definately be trying to find some rich guy to marry.

I'm kind of just playing devil's advocate here. I'd love to hear some other thoughts on this.

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the other thing is, women don't like sex as much as guys. sure you will find the occasional girl that loves to bang, but in general when girls are looking at/interested in a guy, they don't picture themselves in a sexual situation with him, they think of other things like what you mentioned, security, personality, etc.

wild conclusion: men and women are different

[ZeeJustin]

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Ok, this then begs the question, why don't more people sleep with their friends?!

Like you know there were times where Rachel hadn't gotten any in a couple of weeks and would have settled for sleeping w/ Chandler (which would have obviously made him very happy). So why didn't it happen!??!

[/ QUOTE ]

i wish man. they don't always cooperate. they're not usually rational like guys. they can't just say, ok let's just get our bang on and then go back to being friends.

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Yeah, I agree with you for the most part.

I don't know if you can blame it all on rationality. One could argue that women prefer the security of a relationship and there are better ways to get into a relationship than sleeping around w/ friends.

If I were a girl, I'd almost definately be trying to find some rich guy to marry.

I'm kind of just playing devil's advocate here. I'd love to hear some other thoughts on this.

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the other thing is, women don't like sex as much as guys. sure you will find the occasional girl that loves to bang, but in general when girls are looking at/interested in a guy, they don't picture themselves in a sexual situation with him, they think of other things like what you mentioned, security, personality, etc.

wild conclusion: men and women are different

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Just more proof that there is no god!

[_2000Flushes]

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Ok, this then begs the question, why don't more people sleep with their friends?!

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Assume that your partner will have similar interests in your future.

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-2kF

[ZeeJustin]

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Ok, this then begs the question, why don't more people sleep with their friends?!

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Assume that your partner will have similar interests in your future.

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-2kF

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It can't just be that men want flings and girls want serious relationships.

Our female sample size looks pretty small, but it seems like the avg female might be > 50%.

I seriously doubt any of the females I know would be willing to go into a relationship w/ more than about 15% of their friends. So this means that they're willing to have flings w/ a good solid 35% +, right?

Or is the problem simply that it's too complicated because you never know who wants what and people don't speak up?

[_2000Flushes]

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Or is the problem simply that it's too complicated because you never know who wants what and people don't speak up?

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Yes.

Also, girls don't want to branded as sluts.

-2kF

[daryn]

if the % of friends they (females) would consider getting into a relationship with was 15%, the % of friends they would have a fling with is < 15%

[ZeeJustin]

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if the % of friends they (females) would consider getting into a relationship with was 15%, the % of friends they would have a fling with is < 15%

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So you really think girls are willing to have serious relationships w/ like 50% of their friends? That just seems absurd to me.

[daryn]

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if the % of friends they (females) would consider getting into a relationship with was 15%, the % of friends they would have a fling with is < 15%

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So you really think girls are willing to have serious relationships w/ like 50% of their friends?

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not at all

[ZeeJustin]

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if the % of friends they (females) would consider getting into a relationship with was 15%, the % of friends they would have a fling with is < 15%

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So you really think girls are willing to have serious relationships w/ like 50% of their friends?

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not at all

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Only 8 girls responded to this poll, but on avg they would sleep with 60% of their friends.

You don't think their willing to have flings w/ > 15% of their friends, and you think 50% is way too high for the percent they would have a relationship, so are you just saying that the sample size of 8 in this thread is ridiculously off base from the avg female?

[daryn]

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if the % of friends they (females) would consider getting into a relationship with was 15%, the % of friends they would have a fling with is < 15%

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So you really think girls are willing to have serious relationships w/ like 50% of their friends?

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not at all

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Only 8 girls responded to this poll, but on avg they would sleep with 60% of their friends.

You don't think their willing to have flings w/ > 15% of their friends, and you think 50% is way too high for the percent they would have a relationship, so are you just saying that the sample size of 8 in this thread is ridiculously off base from the avg female?

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no doubt that hte sample size is ridiculously off base. that and who knows if the poll is accurate to begin with. i mean, we thought pokerjo was a dude right?

i think that girls would probably consider a relationship with maybe 20% of their male friends.. and have a random fling with even less.

[ZeeJustin]

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if the % of friends they (females) would consider getting into a relationship with was 15%, the % of friends they would have a fling with is < 15%

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So you really think girls are willing to have serious relationships w/ like 50% of their friends?

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not at all

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Only 8 girls responded to this poll, but on avg they would sleep with 60% of their friends.

You don't think their willing to have flings w/ > 15% of their friends, and you think 50% is way too high for the percent they would have a relationship, so are you just saying that the sample size of 8 in this thread is ridiculously off base from the avg female?

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no doubt that hte sample size is ridiculously off base. that and who knows if the poll is accurate to begin with. i mean, we thought pokerjo was a dude right?

i think that girls would probably consider a relationship with maybe 20% of their male friends.. and have a random fling with even less.

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Ok then, I need to know what normal girls think. Where should I post this poll? Is anyone here a member of Knitters Uknited or anything?

[daryn]

how about everyone just asks their girl friends, and reports back here. i will ask around at this party i'm going to tonight.

[ZeeJustin]

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how about everyone just asks their girl friends, and reports back here. i will ask around at this party i'm going to tonight.

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Call me prude, but I would not feel comfortable asking this question w/ any gf or even female friend.

GF: Well 10% blah blah blah, what about you? ... Oh, wow, really 40% (obv I'd have to lie somewhat)...So that girl from your high school we ran into the other day, you'd [censored] her?!?! You're an aweful aweful man!

Female friend: Sorry Justin, I just want to be friends!
Me: no, i didn't mean it like that, I'm just curious
Female friend: Is this about Matt? Look, I really don't feel comfortable talking about this with a pige like yourself.

[PokerFink]

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the other thing is, women don't like sex as much as guys.

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Maybe it's different when you're older, but I have found this to be completely untrue. Most guys are just more upfront/honest about it.

[PokerFink]

By the way, I just asked my neighbor, who is a close friend. She ran through her facebook list and said 83%.

[AlphaWice]

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the other thing is, women don't like sex as much as guys. sure you will find the occasional girl that loves to bang, but in general when girls are looking at/interested in a guy, they don't picture themselves in a sexual situation with him, they think of other things like what you mentioned, security, personality, etc.

wild conclusion: men and women are different

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WRONG. This is feminism bs. Girls love sex.

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the other thing is, women don't like sex as much as guys.

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Another pearl of wisdom

[craig r]

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the other thing is, women don't like sex as much as guys.

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Another pearl of wisdom

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No, its true man. That is why I just do it plain old missionary style. I tell my wife that this will be over in a sec and then she can get back to watching America's Next Top Model.

craig

p.s. There is always the small chance that women like watching UPN more than having sex with me.

[_2000Flushes]

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Ok then, I need to know what normal girls think. Where should I post this poll? Is anyone here a member of Knitters Uknited or anything?


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I'm sure QLC would be happy to help.

-2kF

[ohnonotthat]

I suggest you experiment with her on top so YOU can watch America's Next Top Model while you're - well, you know.

If she agrees be sure you buy her something reeeeealy nice. /images/graemlins/smile.gif