OT: Prop Bet - Sixes vs. JohnnyBeef

[SuitedSixes]

Dear Johnny,

I am fat.
You are fat.

I challenge you to the following prop bets to take place at STTF-HUC-II:

Prop A: $400
Who weighs less at STTF-HUC-II? Slacker thinks that I currently outweigh you by 20 pounds. I am willing to spot you the 20, and if I win I will reimburse you $20 for every pound over 200 that I weigh. I know a doctor in Las Vegas who probably has some sort of weighing device that we can use for the official weigh-in.

Prop B: $400
Mile run. So this does not become a de-hydration contest, I challenge you to a mile run (4 laps on a track). If I win, but over 6 minutes, I will re-imburse you $50 for every 30 seconds over 6 minutes. I just walked one mile and feel like crap.

Caveats:
Once the bet is accepted either of us may buy out for $500 up until February 10, 2006. Not showing up will constitute a forfeit and automatic loss.

If you accept this challenge I will delete the pictures of you from my ImageCave account forever.

**Bet accepted and pictures deleted/changed **

Enjoy!

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and
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If you do not accept the challenge, just admit that you are scared and no one will think the less of you . . . for very long, and I know of a doctor who can provide you with an ointment for your itchy vagina.

With deepest regards,
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Edit: Pictures changed/deleted as promised.

[Freudian]

This is a -EW bet for both of you.

[johnnybeef]

done deal.

edit: i am not 100% certain that i will make it there however.

[cleinen]

What does it take to get rid of my pictures?

[johnnybeef]

this is so +EV for me assuming that i can make it there.

[SuitedSixes]

Agreed. The best scenario is that I win $800 and get more healthy. The 2nd best scenario is that I get more healthy and we chop. The 3rd best scenario is that I get more healthy and lose $800 to a friend. The worst scenario is that I lose $800 because I am a lazy fat-ass with no will power. This is just the motivation that I need to start doing something.

[SuitedSixes]

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What does it take to get rid of my pictures?

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I am open to suggestion
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[cleinen]

I will need to do some thinking. I have a X-Mas party to go to right now.

[johnnybeef]

indeed. now i have no excuse to not join a gym.

Smoke 30 marlboro reds a day and you'll be fine. lung cancer is rigged so only moerans get it.

[SuitedSixes]

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indeed. now i have no excuse to not join a gym.

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You don't need a gym. I went for a walk outside today. It was 74 degrees. Quite nice, actually.

[handsome]

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Prop B: $400
Mile run. So this does not become a de-hydration contest, I challenge you to a mile run (4 laps on a track). If I win, but over 6 minutes, I will re-imburse you $50 for every 30 seconds over 6 minutes. I just walked one mile and feel like crap.


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GOOD LUCK. A 6-minute mile is FAST.

[SuitedSixes]

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Prop B: $400
Mile run. So this does not become a de-hydration contest, I challenge you to a mile run (4 laps on a track). If I win, but over 6 minutes, I will re-imburse you $50 for every 30 seconds over 6 minutes. I just walked one mile and feel like crap.


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GOOD LUCK. A 6-minute mile is FAST.

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Being as how I currently couldn't run 1/4 mile, you are correct.

[1C5]

Yeah, 6 is a decent pace. I can do a 5 but I am in shape. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[johnnybeef]

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indeed. now i have no excuse to not join a gym.

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You don't need a gym. I went for a walk outside today. It was 74 degrees. Quite nice, actually.

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it is so cold out here that if you were around your penis wouldnt just be small, it would be non existent.

[johnnybeef]

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Yeah, 6 is a decent pace. I can do a 5 but I am in shape. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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depending upon how rested i am, i can do a 6 minute mile currently.

[skipperbob]

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Agreed. The best scenario is that I win $800 and get more healthy. The 2nd best scenario is that I get more healthy and we chop. The 3rd best scenario is that I get more healthy and lose $800 to a friend. The worst scenario is that I lose $800 because I am a lazy fat-ass with no will power. This is just the motivation that I need to start doing something.

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My Vote = The one where you win $800 /images/graemlins/smile.gif

But: I've always had a selfish side /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[tewall]

It takes me 35 minutes to do a mile, which isn't too bad (because I swim).

[johnnybeef]

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Agreed. The best scenario is that I win $800 and get more healthy. The 2nd best scenario is that I get more healthy and we chop. The 3rd best scenario is that I get more healthy and lose $800 to a friend. The worst scenario is that I lose $800 because I am a lazy fat-ass with no will power. This is just the motivation that I need to start doing something.

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My Vote = The one where you win $800 /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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*****You are now ignoring this user*********

Deleted, misread the bet.

[skipperbob]

Here's Some Other Proposition Bets /images/graemlins/smile.gif

A.) Neither one of you lardass MoFo's will lose one ounce between now & *SSTF - HUC - II* or *STTF - HUC - XXX*

B.) Slacker will not buy me a drink
c.) Beef will not buy me a drink
d.) Zen will not buy me a drink
e.) Yugo will not buy me a drink
f.) Daliman will not buy me a drink

G.) A $200 player will not win

E.) The $170/man entertainment fee won't cover the costs

F.) Irieguy will win the HUC & $8,000 at the craps tables; as a result of this humongous Turbo-heater he will only be stuck about $4k for the w/e

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[Exitonly]

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Yeah, 6 is a decent pace. I can do a 5 but I am in shape. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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depending upon how rested i am, i can do a 6 minute mile currently.

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i started on my schools soccer and basketball teams for 4 years, and i'm pretty sure i can't do a 6 minute mile.

Damn, i suck.

[SuitedSixes]

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Yeah, 6 is a decent pace. I can do a 5 but I am in shape. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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depending upon how rested i am, i can do a 6 minute mile currently.

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Oops. Looks like your trip is paid for . . . or were you talking about in your car?

Maybe I should make a no whacking-it last longer bet with Dali to hedge my positions.

[SuitedSixes]

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G.) A $200 player will not win

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** COUGH ** ** AHEM ** **COUGH**

[skipperbob]

OOPS /images/graemlins/frown.gif

I'm 19 and in pretty decent shape. I can't run a 6-minute mile.

[Gramps]

Why not make it interesting and make the mile 12 minutes and a "beer mile." Chug a beer, run a lap, repeat three more times. Measures your level of "fitness" in two categories.

[SlackerMcFly]

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Mile run. So this does not become a de-hydration contest, I challenge you to a mile run (4 laps on a track). If I win, but over 6 minutes, I will re-imburse you $50 for every 30 seconds over 6 minutes. I just walked one mile and feel like crap.
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I know a doctor in Las Vegas who probably <font color="red">can revive us both if needed and/or recommend a knee-replacement specialist. </font>

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FYP

We may need wheelchairs for this event. Three of them if Skipper acts as referee. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

DrinksROnSlackerOldFart

[johnnybeef]

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Why not make it interesting and make the mile 12 minutes and a "beer mile." Chug a beer, run a lap, repeat three more times. Measures your level of "fitness" in two categories.

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im pretty sure that i would pwn in this too.

[SuitedSixes]

Breakfast - None
Lunch - Bacon, Mushroom Cheeseburger with Potato Salad at Hooter's with Slacker.
Dinner - Carne Asada Burrito with extra cheese and horchata.

Misc. 6 cans of Dr. Pepper.

Physical Condition - The arthritis in my feet is killing me.

[Exitonly]

how old are you?

[johnnybeef]

Breakfast - Leftover veal and chicken parmisan from last nights drunken chef fest.
Lunch - same as above.
Dinner - Three chix soft tacos with extra fire sauce.

misc. - 2 liter of cherry coke (i really only drink soda when i am hungover)

physical condition - i put on weight every winter and take it off in the spring. i always have, and planned on this year being the year that it didnt happen. well, it did. i have a larger than normal vodka gut currently, but otherwise, i feel fine. tomorrow i will jog in the 25 degrees, and monday i will join a gym and start juicing.

[SuitedSixes]

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how old are you?

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A spry 33.

[SuitedSixes]

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and start juicing.

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You are going to go on steroids for an $800 bet? You sir, are hard core.

[johnnybeef]

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and start juicing.

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You are going to go on steroids for an $800 bet? You sir, are hard core.

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come on. everything that comes out of my mouth is a fallacy.

[microbet]

We should have a forum wide contest on who can run a six minute mile, with a special bonus for the oldest person who can do it.

[Apathy]

If this trip somehow goes to a track in the middle of LV and we have some kind of crazy drunken track and field prop bet competition it might be the best trip EVER.

I challenge would challenge gramps to that beer/running competition but he looks fast...

[bones]

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If this trip somehow goes to a track in the middle of LV and we have some kind of crazy drunken track and field prop bet competition it might be the best trip EVER.



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Agreed. I get more excited for this trip by the day.

[durron597]

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come on. everything that comes out of my mouth is a fallacy.

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LOL

[J-Lo]

back soph in HS i could do a sub 5 minute mile, Now, 6 years later, i'd be surprised if i could do sub 7. Hell my 10k time was a 42 minutes my freshman year... Stupid beer, pot, poker, and getting big.

[johnnybeef]

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If this trip somehow goes to a track in the middle of LV and we have some kind of crazy drunken track and field prop bet competition it might be the best trip EVER.

I challenge would challenge gramps to that beer/running competition but he looks fast...

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We could have a midget tossing competetion provided that Dali doesn't mind.

[skipperbob]

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If this trip somehow goes to a track in the middle of LV and we have some kind of crazy drunken track and field prop bet competition it might be the best trip EVER.

I challenge would challenge gramps to that beer/running competition but he looks fast...

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We could have a midget tossing competetion provided that Dali doesn't mind.

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Actually, your verbal jibe stabs both DALI (midget) and YUGO (tossing) /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[SuitedSixes]

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We could have a midget tossing competetion provided that Dali doesn't mind.

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By Dali's own admition he tosses himself 4-5 times a week.

[johnnybeef]

Breakfast - none (this will change on monday.)
Lunch - 20 oz. porterhouse, baked potato, glass of 2% milk (this too will also change on monday.)
Dinner - Booze. Happy hour starts in t-minus one hour (this will probably not change on monday.)

Physical condition - I went for a 15 minute run, but couldnt stand the cold anymore. My lungs are a little sore, but that is more than likely due to the cold weather. I have run 2 miles as recently as 3 weeks ago, and my lungs didnt hurt as bad then as they do now. Otherwise, I feel good. It feels good to get some exercise as until I went pro, I have always been a physically active person.

[bluefeet]

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Lunch - 20 oz. porterhouse
Dinner - Booze


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NH!! except for that pesky physical conditioning stuff. tough to run w/ a smoke dangling out of my mouth.

[johnnybeef]

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Lunch - 20 oz. porterhouse
Dinner - Booze


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NH!! except for that pesky physical conditioning stuff. tough to run w/ a smoke dangling out of my mouth.

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i don't smoke. but i am a boozehound.

[SuitedSixes]

Sixes:

Breakfast: Can of Dr. Pepper
Lunch: Nothing (there's one Dr. Pepper left in the fridge)

Physical Condition: Feet hurt so bad, I couldn't go for a walk if I wanted to.

Poker: Horrible $100NL session, made awful play and lost huge pot with 99.
HDTV: Sound, no picture

Mood: Depressed.
Outlook: Bleak.

[Gramps]

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I [] would challenge gramps to that beer/running competition but he looks fast...

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Five years ago, looks would not have been deceiving. Now they are. At least I can still drink way too many beers than is healthy for me...

[bones]

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Sixes:

Breakfast: Can of Dr. Pepper
Lunch: Nothing (there's one Dr. Pepper left in the fridge)

Physical Condition: Feet hurt so bad, I couldn't go for a walk if I wanted to.

Poker: Horrible $100NL session, made awful play and lost huge pot with 99.
HDTV: Sound, no picture

Mood: Depressed.
Outlook: Bleak.

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Dude, suck it up. Beef is going to be using YOUR money to have his way with strippers that YOU should be refusing sex from.

[skipperbob]

Hey Moron: (Oops; I mean Mr. Bones) Beef will forfeit this bet since he accepted it &amp; won't show....Do you, Mr. Wizard wanna lose some side-action $$$$ ?

[SuitedSixes]

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Dude, suck it up. Beef is going to be using YOUR money to have his way with strippers that YOU should be refusing sex from.

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Remember the naked 34-year-old that you wouldn't help me dispose of? She asked me out last night. I said no.

[bones]

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Dude, suck it up. Beef is going to be using YOUR money to have his way with strippers that YOU should be refusing sex from.

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Remember the naked 34-year-old that you wouldn't help me dispose of? She asked me out last night. I said no.

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[bones]

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Hey Moron: (Oops; I mean Mr. Bones) Beef will forfeit this bet since he accepted it &amp; won't show....Do you, Mr. Wizard wanna lose some side-action $$$$ ?

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I have some faith that Beef will make an appearance, especially if he'll be collecting $800 for it. But it appears that I'm going to be stuck somewhere in the ballpark of $500 in sidebets and calcutta action by the time the shortbus departs, so I'm gonna wait for something more +ev.