going hookin` on craigslist?

[Jules22]

i was cruising the listings for my local area and found a little hottie who i would not mind throwing it into. i have never really tried anything like this, any tips? there was a phone # in the ad and everything, does a cheap motel seem like a good place to meet? any advice is appreciated, including "what the hell are you thinking?!?!"

[RunDownHouse]

Where's the link?

[Crimson]

Learn to play the guitar, and get hot chicks for free. (And less diseases)

[Jules22]

i dont wanna be "that dooshbag who always carries around a guitar"

[SossMan]

http://www.uspoc.org/archives/Karl_Longmire.jpg

found a little hottie who i would not mind throwing it into.

sure it's not this guy?

[CollinEstes]

Double-up dude.

[Lazymeatball]

what assurances do you have that the hottie in the picture will be the skank who shows up at your motel?

[jaydub]

Jules,

Have fun and please provide a trip report.

Jay

[Jules22]

ill post the picture, dont wanna post the whole ad because theres a phone # in it etc

NSFW (http://a.im.craigslist.org/8c/Rc/PL4Gis4KzBJDz7hnINE0Wfdm1oCm.jpg)

[mason55]

Ask for prices before you commit to anything.

[Cancuk]

tap that

[RunDownHouse]

Lazy,

Couldn't you refuse service and payment if they pulled a switch? Or is that a sure way to get in trouble with the pimp?

Fraternally Yours,
RunDownHouse

[Jules22]

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http://www.uspoc.org/archives/Karl_Longmire.jpg

found a little hottie who i would not mind throwing it into.

sure it's not this guy?

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thats the kinda [censored] im kinda worried about.... if some dude shows up at the hotel room, i would probably resort to violence lol

[Jules22]

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Ask for prices before you commit to anything.

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says 100 for 1/2 hour 175 for hour

[WDC]

make sure she's not a cop /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[xadrez]

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http://www.uspoc.org/archives/Karl_Longmire.jpg



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8.5

[Gunny Highway]

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ill post the picture, dont wanna post the whole ad because theres a phone # in it etc

NSFW (http://a.im.craigslist.org/8c/Rc/PL4Gis4KzBJDz7hnINE0Wfdm1oCm.jpg)

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So you don't want to repost the phone number that she's already posted on the Internet? You're trying to keep the whore all to yourself or what? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[jaydub]

Gunny,

Were he to post the number, someone like me would pay her to tie him to the bed and leave a cleveland steamer on his chest. Not posting the number is a good move.

[swede123]

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i dont wanna be "that dooshbag who always carries around a guitar"

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The guy who carries around a guitar is only a douche when his repertoir is limited to Dust in the Wind, Enter Sandman and a very weak rendition of part of some Clapton song. If you actually can play the damn thing you're pretty damn cool.

Swede

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d43/owlguy/000_o_rly_aids.jpg

[IndieMatty]

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i dont wanna be "that dooshbag who always carries around a guitar"

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The guy who carries around a guitar is only a douche when his repertoir is limited to Dust in the Wind, Enter Sandman and a very weak rendition of part of some Clapton song. If you actually can play the damn thing you're pretty damn cool.

Swede

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My friends little brother can play on the guitar (and sing the complete lyrics) the entire "TenderCrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch" Song. I think I got a little moist when last time he performed it.

[BradleyT]

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http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d43/owlguy/000_o_rly_aids.jpg

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bwahahaha, hilarious.

[Cancuk]

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Lazy,

Couldn't you refuse service and payment if they pulled a switch? Or is that a sure way to get in trouble with the pimp?

Fraternally Yours,
RunDownHouse

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Woa, Woa, Woa,...I obviously wasn't reading very closely at all...i didn't realize she's hooker. Obviously if i were to read the title, maybe i'd figure it out...wow, now that she's a hooker it changes everything.....tap that, get her to do some weird ass [censored]...maybe a rusty trobone or a alaskan fire dragon....then run, fast.
Then post a trip report.
Then with the extra money you would have paid the hooker with, change your name and get a face transplant.

Always here to help,

Cancuk

[BoogerFace]

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Jules,

Have fun and please provide a trip report.


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[Lazymeatball]

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Or is that a sure way to get in trouble with the pimp?


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I would imagine so, depends if all these girls have pimps or if they work freelance. I would imagine working freelance would be a sure way to end up in a dumpster or a river, but then I imagine having an abusive pimp is also a sure way to end up in a dumpster or a river. Remind me never to whore myself out.

[BradleyT]

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Jules,

Have fun and please provide a trip report.


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If the trip report is good, hookers on craigslist will get a 2000% increase in business from OOTers.

I had no idea there were hookers on there, just looked at my city and sure [censored] there they are.

[mason55]

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Jules,

Have fun and please provide a trip report.


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If the trip report is good, hookers on craigslist will get a 2000% increase in business from OOTers.

I had no idea there were hookers on there, just looked at my city and sure [censored] there they are.

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It's come up a couple times before but AFAIK no one has ever provided a Craigslist hooker trip report.

[tonypaladino]

I posted a thread like this a while back, and offered to get one and write a Trip Report if OOT chipped in for payment. No one was interested.

[tonypaladino]

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http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/2945/fgaids1dd.jpg

[Dex]

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dooshbag

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I chuckled.

[dblgutshot]

just go here (http://www.usasexguide.info/)

how do you find hookers? I don't understand. Not that i want one or anything

[henrikrh]

www.craigslist.org (http://www.craigslist.org)


trip report! should be hilarious, once your done ask he to play heads up!! Or play some strip omaha hi/lo 8/b!

[4_2_it]

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www.craigslist.org (http://www.craigslist.org)


trip report! should be hilarious, once your done ask he to play heads up!! Or play some strip omaha hi/lo 8/b!

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Great idea since he will need something to do for the last 57 minutes of his hour session.

[henrikrh]

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www.craigslist.org (http://www.craigslist.org)


trip report! should be hilarious, once your done ask he to play heads up!! Or play some strip omaha hi/lo 8/b!

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Great idea since he will need something to do for the last 57 minutes of his hour session.

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I've always wondered what people do with any extra time, do ou just ask the ho to dance a little?

[eviljeff]

I remember reading these awhile back. some guys posted stories about how they went to meet a girl and it wasn't really her. other guys posted stories about how they were robbed and got the [censored] kicked out of them. have fun!

[craig r]

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Jules,

Have fun and please provide a trip report.


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If the trip report is good, hookers on craigslist will get a 2000% increase in business from OOTers.

I had no idea there were hookers on there, just looked at my city and sure [censored] there they are.

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It's come up a couple times before but AFAIK no one has ever provided a Craigslist hooker trip report.

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Here is one:

Craig's List Small Trip Report (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=4087688)

It isn't very detailed, but it was through craigslist.org.

craig

[SuitedSixes]

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I've always wondered what people do with any extra time, do ou just ask the ho to dance a little?

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IF you're Yugo, you don't finish and just cuddle and rub her back until your time is up.

[craig r]

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I've always wondered what people do with any extra time, do ou just ask the ho to dance a little?

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IF you're Yugo, you don't finish and just cuddle and rub her back until your time is up.

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I mean that is where they get you I think. I called once and they said it was $X for 1 hour. I didn't think it would take that long, so I asked her, "Well, since it will only take me like 10 minutes, can't we just charge me 1/6th of that?" She started laughing, because she thought I was trying to be funny. So then I said, "See, you are even laughing. Why should I pay you for more time when we will both be entertained?"

I then DL some porn off LimeWire and saved the $200. Like, why don't they get it?

craig

[dblgutshot]

U can hit it twice or more in that hour. get ur moneys worth!

[Dr. Strangelove]

ya if i paid for an hour i would use all of that hour.

[craig r]

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U can hit it twice or more in that hour. get ur moneys worth!

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Ahh, you will see here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=4087795) why that is not a possibility

[Michael Davis]

You should know that the standard male condom provides very little protection against HPV. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

-Michael

[miajag81]

I've always wondered, if a hooker charges $200/hr is that a flat rate for her time, no matter what you do for the hour? Like if I just wanted a massage/HJ/BJ for an hour would that cost the same as an hour of sex?

[craig r]

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I've always wondered, if a hooker charges $200/hr is that a flat rate for her time, no matter what you do for the hour? Like if I just wanted a massage/HJ/BJ for an hour would that cost the same as an hour of sex?

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First off, lets not kid ourselves, you aren't going to be able to have sex for an hour /images/graemlins/smile.gif . Okay seriously, generally that $200 is for her to come over, pay her driver, and a massage/handjob (with her naked). After that the price goes up.

craig

p.s. So I have been told. I am way to good looking, buff, and have never been lonely enough to call an escort girl.

[man]

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someone like me would pay her to tie him to the bed and leave a cleveland steamer on his chest.

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this made me laugh really hard.

Phirrip,

Even when I neglect to spend time on IRC, you still find ways to make me laugh. We need a trip report if you do this.

yasher

[Clarkmeister]

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p.s. So I have been told. I am way to good looking, buff, and have never been lonely enough to call an escort girl.


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It takes a lot of reading in this thread to fully appreciate, but this is a truly entertaining post.

[craig r]

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p.s. So I have been told. I am way to good looking, buff, and have never been lonely enough to call an escort girl.


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It takes a lot of reading in this thread to fully appreciate, but this is a truly entertaining post.

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This was definitely my favorite thread of the day. I also liked the Escort one as well. I wonder if these people just thought, "Well, I can't think of any bigger losers who would need to pay for sex, so I will just ask in OOT."

craig

[Clarkmeister]

As a Vegas resident, I truly appreciate all the effort the working girls put into looking hot and providing pleasant, slutty scenery.

[Dex]

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any advice is appreciated

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For your protection:

1. Use a condom
2. Make sure it's not my ex-wife

[splashpot]

If you were a hooker, wouldn't you feel it's kinda dangerous to put an add on craigslist? Sounds like a stupid idea to me. I mean if the cops catch you, you can't even deny it.

[craig r]

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If you were a hooker, wouldn't you feel it's kinda dangerous to put an add on craigslist? Sounds like a stupid idea to me. I mean if the cops catch you, you can't even deny it.

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A lot of times they will make you take your clothes off and touch yourself. At least that is what the strippers/parlors did in Texas. I guess cops couldn't be completely naked and touch their dongs. Also, you didn't give the money until the end. It may seem like the hooker/escort was taking a risk, but I assure you that you had the bigger risk.

craig

[SackUp]

I laughed.

HAHA

[Jules22]

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Phirrip,

Even when I neglect to spend time on IRC, you still find ways to make me laugh. We need a trip report if you do this.

yasher

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holy crap it is you. i was wondering! u should irc more.

[CORed]

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how do you find hookers? I don't understand. Not that i want one or anything

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Google on the name of your city and "escort". You will probably find a site where hookers advertise. Many of these sites also have reviews of the hookers, which can be a help in deciding who to use. Of course these are posted anonymously, so there is nothing preventing the hooker from posting a glowing review herself, or a competitor from posting a bad review, but most of the reviews are legitimate. It does help keep you from getting ripped off.

Check liquor stores or adult book stores for "adult" newspapers. There will be ads in tese.

If there is an "alternative" weekly paper, check the classifieds for "body rubs" "escorts" "adult services" or something of that order. "Body rubs" may just be a hand job.

Go to a Korean massage parlor. At some point during the massage, the girl will probably ask you if you want anything else.

Go to whaterver strret in your city that street walkers hang out. This is the cheapest, but also most deangerous option. Most of these hookers are druggies, and the cops generally run a lot of stings, so your chance of getting arrested or catching something nasty are much higher. Street hookers are generally a bad idea. Spend the extra money.

Always use a condom. With anybody but a street hooker, not using a condom probably won't be an option anyway. In any large city, finding hookers is easy. In smaller towns, it may be much harder.

Quality of service varies greatly. Often the sex will be rather routine and mechanical, and the hooker will seem to just want to get it over with. Once in awhile you will find a woman who really gets into it, or at least puts on a convincing act. Sometimes you will just get a strip tease, and be told you need to pay a lot more to get anything else, or that she won't do anything illegal. This sucks, but it's a risk you take. In fact, bad service or no service is the most likely negative thing to happen. Your risk of getting arrested is pretty low, as long as you avoid street hookers, and your risk of STD's is quit low as long as you use condoms. You are probably more likely to catch something from a random bar pickup than an esort, especially if you have unprotected sex wiht the random bar pickup.

[CORed]

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If you were a hooker, wouldn't you feel it's kinda dangerous to put an add on craigslist? Sounds like a stupid idea to me. I mean if the cops catch you, you can't even deny it.

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It's a risk of the businuess. They have to advertise to bring in new businuess, but advetising might draw the attention of the cops. Generally though, busting hookers that advertise on the internet or in newspapers and work in their home or the clients home isn't a real high priority with the cops. Nor should it be. In fact, prostitution laws are really stupid anyway. Why should it be illegal to sell something that it's perfectly legal to give away?