Pick-up Lines

[thomastem]

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Line#1 "Hey babe would you hold it against me if I said you have a great body?"

[TimTimSalabim]

2. You must wash your pants with Windex, because I can see myself in them.

[Stork]

3.Hey babe, howbout a pizza and a f*ck? No? Fine, no pizza.

[thomastem]

4. Yeah babe you have the whitest teeth I've ever come across.

[Huh]

5. Nice shoes, wanna fu*k?

[andyfox]

"Pardon me, miss, but I seem to have misplaced my congressional medal of honor here. Oh, not to worry, I've got another one at home."

[pokerlover]

Do you know where that outfit would look really good?
In a pile on my floor tomorrow morning.

[Dentist]

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together..

[Dentist]

That outfit looks very becoming on you.... and if I was on you, I'd be coming too.....

Got any German in you??? Want some?

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can definitely see myself in your pants

If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

And my personal favorite:

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going."

[oddjob]

'is that a keg in your pants, cause i'd like to tap that ass.'

and

'girl, you're like 39¢ at mcdonalds, you super size me'

[puppydog_ct]

From an actual date two weeks ago:
"Wanna go back to my place for some tortelini stuffed with sausage?"

And courtesy of my friend Chris:
"My name is Chris. You'll want to remember it because you'll be moaning it later."

[TJSWAN]

Do you want to go see my Christmas tree???

Ok, so it was on a first semi-blind date, but it worked. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

We will be celebrating our 1st anniversary this month. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Oski]

"Hi, I'm Mason Malmuth, You look very Positive EV!"

[Oski]

"I'll let you see my flop, if you show me your hole"

[Punker]

You try this one and I think you'll be back here the next day posting "and my hand was good"

[M2d]

Or: "I'm Oz, and you should go home with me. Can you see why? I'll leave it to others to elaborate."

[Tyler Durden]

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

[Joe Tall]

My personal favorite in this day and age:

'Don't worry, I'm sterile.'