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cdxx
12-02-2005, 01:58 AM
while her boobies are nothing to sneeze at, and i have and would do much worse than her, but nonetheless this picture left me wondering.

why can't billy zane do much better than kelly brook?

http://www.yeeeah.com/photos/uncategorized/d60_kelly2_1.jpg

kipin
12-02-2005, 02:00 AM
Nice tatters.

TheIrishThug
12-02-2005, 02:01 AM
looks like its a tad bit nipply out.

PoBoy321
12-02-2005, 02:02 AM
I really don't get how this is even that bad of a picture.

ononimo
12-02-2005, 02:02 AM
isn't kelly brook frequently ranked on "world's sexiest woman polls"?

in a very bad photo, she still looks pretty good to me.

and c'mon, he's billy zane ... how many people on the street even know who he is, let alone could pick him out of a line-up?

quite frankly, he's lucky to have her.

12-02-2005, 02:02 AM
http://home.tiscali.dk/kaap/DeskGirls/Kelly_Brook.jpg

Nigga please

PoBoy321
12-02-2005, 02:02 AM
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and c'mon, he's billy zane ... how many people on the street even know who he is, let alone could pick him out of a line-up?

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I always confuse him with the King of Siam.

bwana devil
12-02-2005, 02:03 AM
what exactly seems to be the problem?

TheIrishThug
12-02-2005, 02:03 AM
good point, other than hearing the name before, i have n idea who he is. which is weird cause i still voted in the poll.

imported_CaseClosed326
12-02-2005, 02:04 AM
I'd hit it http://www.kellybrookworld.co.uk/front/Front_June_Kelly_Brook_05.jpg

ononimo
12-02-2005, 02:04 AM
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what exactly seems to be the problem?

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there should be an "i'm shocked he can still pull a girl this hot" option

Voltron87
12-02-2005, 02:06 AM
who's billy zane? and that chick is banging hot. the whole "should be doing better" thing is [censored] stupid. ESPECIALLY when the girl you should be doing better than is that girl.

bwana devil
12-02-2005, 02:09 AM
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I'd hit it http://www.kellybrookworld.co.uk/front/Front_June_Kelly_Brook_05.jpg

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im about to hit my monitor now

and i think its gonna hurt.

imported_anacardo
12-02-2005, 02:09 AM
Looks fantastic to me.

cdxx
12-02-2005, 02:10 AM
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I'd hit it http://www.kellybrookworld.co.uk/front/Front_June_Kelly_Brook_05.jpg

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see, i just can't fathom how these pictures could be the same person. [censored] maxim shots...

ThaSaltCracka
12-02-2005, 02:12 AM
two things...
1. Those [censored] are the [censored]
2. Billy Zane is still alive?


ti ts is censored? wtf?

kipin
12-02-2005, 02:12 AM
All,

I found the problem: its her knees.

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5369/d60kelly211tb.jpg

Regards,
Mr. OCD

xadrez
12-02-2005, 02:12 AM
WTF. Is this a joke?

You dont think that girl is hot? You are on crack.

mason55
12-02-2005, 02:14 AM
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All,

I found the problem: its her knees.
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5369/d60kelly211tb.jpg

Regards,
Mr. OCD

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They're a little too sharp for me

bugstud
12-02-2005, 02:14 AM
her facial expression is pretty bad

cdxx
12-02-2005, 02:15 AM
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WTF. Is this a joke?

You dont think that girl is hot? You are on crack.

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that must be it. on crack everyone looks like plain jane.

Voltron87
12-02-2005, 02:17 AM
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I'd hit it http://www.kellybrookworld.co.uk/front/Front_June_Kelly_Brook_05.jpg

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see, i just can't fathom how these pictures could be the same person. [censored] maxim shots...

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ok youre a total [censored]

ononimo
12-02-2005, 02:18 AM
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see, i just can't fathom how these pictures could be the same person. [censored] maxim shots...

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dude, the pic you posted is a random candid where 1) she isn't even looking at the camera and 2) you caught BOTH of them in the middle of odd expressions.

a lot of photos in magazines are products of egregious photoshopping but the photo you just "quoted" isn't one of them.

SoloAJ
12-02-2005, 02:18 AM
Just look at the chick in the background. That is the average woman. This chick is WAY hot. Billy can't do better. C'mon now.

istewart
12-02-2005, 02:19 AM
Yes, he can. He's got a little something on the side. You could fit a basketball in there.

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/5889/untitled7rc.jpg

MarkL444
12-02-2005, 02:20 AM
whos billy zane?

12-02-2005, 02:22 AM
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what exactly seems to be the problem?

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rudedog78
12-02-2005, 02:25 AM
Billy Zane is very lucky to be banging this girl, seriously, wtf.

bwana devil
12-02-2005, 02:26 AM
i suck at posting images so trust me when i tell you to follow this link.


NSFW web page (http://www2.safesearching.com/gallery.php?image=6379&style=kellybrook)

i think she looks like kate from LOST in this pic.

youtalkfunny
12-02-2005, 02:29 AM
If I could pull that old broad in the background, it would be the highlight of my life.

utmt40
12-02-2005, 02:34 AM
Ummmmmmm Boobies!!!!

M2d
12-02-2005, 02:38 AM
she's a rock solid 3

trying2learn
12-02-2005, 02:38 AM
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whos billy zane?

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you should listen to your friend billy zane...he's a cool dude.

12-02-2005, 02:39 AM
Typo in the title. It should read: NSFW can she do better?

Alobar
12-02-2005, 02:40 AM
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isn't kelly brook frequently ranked on "world's sexiest woman polls"?

in a very bad photo, she still looks pretty good to me.

and c'mon, he's billy zane ... how many people on the street even know who he is, let alone could pick him out of a line-up?

quite frankly, he's lucky to have her.

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spot on

SammyKid11
12-02-2005, 03:07 AM
I can't quite make out whether we're dealing with sarcasm here. My inclination would be to assume that we are, and that this poster understands the insane hotness of Kelly Brook (like, she is as close to perfection in the looks department as any woman I've ever seen on earth). But I can't be sure. OP, care to enlighten us? Do you REALLY think Billy Zane should be able to do "better" than Kelly Brook? If so, in your opinion, who IS better than Kelly Brook? I can obviously think of a few women who I would rate "as hot" as her, but honestly can't think of one woman that is clearly better-looking than she is.

12-02-2005, 03:12 AM
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while her boobies are nothing to sneeze at, and i have and would do much worse than her, but nonetheless this picture left me wondering.

why can't billy zane do much better than kelly brook?

http://www.yeeeah.com/photos/uncategorized/d60_kelly2_1.jpg

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Um, if you don't think she's hot you have just been placed on the Rivermonger "Homosexual Suspicion List". You can go hang out with the queer that wants White Zin with his pizza.

Vavavoom
12-02-2005, 03:40 AM
She definitely has boobs that look better covered up....

But she is a solid 8 BTW !

SuitedSixes
12-02-2005, 04:01 AM
I thought he was gay.

ThaSaltCracka
12-02-2005, 04:05 AM
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NSFW web page (http://www2.safesearching.com/gallery.php?image=6379&style=kellybrook)



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OOOOOOO RAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!

Oblivious
12-02-2005, 04:11 AM
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while her boobies are nothing to sneeze at

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Ohh, I'm sneezing. Those are some pretty sweet hooters.

Jules22
12-02-2005, 04:48 AM
who the hell is billy zane lol

rusty JEDI
12-02-2005, 06:01 AM
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who the hell is billy zane lol

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The bad guy in Titanic. Duh!

rJ

PoBoy321
12-02-2005, 06:04 AM
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while her boobies are nothing to sneeze at

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Ohh, I'm sneezing. Those are some pretty sweet hooters.

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TheHip41
12-02-2005, 06:38 AM
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good point, other than hearing the name before, i have n idea who he is. which is weird cause i still voted in the poll.

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Billy Zane (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000708/) linky

He was in Tombstone "gay actor"

Titanic "Dick husband"



and countless other TV shows and movies. Probably C list actor.

diebitter
12-02-2005, 06:39 AM
And 'The Phantom'!

Brom
12-02-2005, 07:04 AM
Invincible, the TBS made for TV movie.

12-02-2005, 09:09 AM
The point is [censored] moot. Billy Zane is gay. I do actually know someone that has SIIHP.

captZEEbo1
12-02-2005, 10:29 AM
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good point, other than hearing the name before, i have n idea who he is. which is weird cause i still voted in the poll.

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Billy Zane (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000708/) linky

He was in Tombstone "gay actor"

Titanic "Dick husband"



and countless other TV shows and movies. Probably C list actor.

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OOOH OOOH, he was in: Going Overboard
http://movies.sitenation.com/images/Going%20Overboard.jpg

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096870/
a classic, bottom 22 rated movie of all time on imdb.

BoogerFace
12-02-2005, 10:39 AM
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All,

I found the problem: its her knees.
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5369/d60kelly211tb.jpg

Regards,
Mr. OCD

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They're a little too sharp for me

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Yeah, he's gonna lose an eye.

12-02-2005, 10:43 AM
She's hot, what's not to to like?

12-02-2005, 10:53 AM
oh and btw, has no one noticed the way he is standing? gay alert

ebranig
12-02-2005, 04:29 PM
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I thought he was gay.

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he was. but then he met kelly brook.

SackUp
12-02-2005, 04:37 PM
The OP has issues. Kelly is smoking hot!

She can do much better than this douche.

imported_The Vibesman
12-02-2005, 04:42 PM
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good point, other than hearing the name before, i have n idea who he is. which is weird cause i still voted in the poll.

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Billy Zane (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000708/) linky

He was in Tombstone "gay actor"

Titanic "Dick husband"



and countless other TV shows and movies. Probably C list actor.

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The list of cool Billy Zane roles begins and ends with "Demon Night."

Gunny Highway
12-02-2005, 04:45 PM
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The list of cool Billy Zane roles begins and ends with "Demon Night."

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Why has no one created a Vibesman is Right ID?

Phoenix1010
12-02-2005, 04:49 PM
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I'd hit it http://www.kellybrookworld.co.uk/front/Front_June_Kelly_Brook_05.jpg

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see, i just can't fathom how these pictures could be the same person. [censored] maxim shots...

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Bingo. I think this is something no computer nerd wants to admit: all these magazine photos look almost nothing like the real chick, and they are crappy evidence of "hotness." They could make yo' fat mama look smoking hot. Still, you're dead wrong, this chick is hot based on the mams alone, and she's got a nice face and a decent build. She's hot in the first picture, even by The Phantom's standards.

12-02-2005, 08:07 PM
Hi everyone,

Kelly Brook is very very hot

That is all

astroglide
12-03-2005, 06:20 PM
that picture is completely hot

Yeti
12-03-2005, 06:46 PM
NSFW (http://www.thegreekprincess.com/archives/kelly-brook-topless-on-the-beach-with-billy-zane) !

Yeti
12-03-2005, 06:48 PM
Oh, forgot to say, OP, you are an idiot.

sublime
12-03-2005, 06:59 PM
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Oh, forgot to say, OP, you are an idiot.

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how did you get a * yeti? you seem to be spot on with posts.

Yeti
12-03-2005, 07:02 PM
Thank you kind sir. Answer here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=4067854&page=0&vc=1) .

trying2learn
12-03-2005, 07:05 PM
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Thank you kind sir. Answer here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=4067854&page=0&vc=1) .

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you got it for saying you don't give a [censored]?

Yeti
12-03-2005, 07:10 PM
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Thank you kind sir. Answer here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=4067854&page=0&vc=1) .

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you got it for saying you don't give a [censored]?

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Here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=4029801&page=0&vc=1) .

trying2learn
12-03-2005, 07:13 PM
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Thank you kind sir. Answer here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=4067854&page=0&vc=1) .

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you got it for saying you don't give a [censored]?

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Here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=4029801&page=0&vc=1) .

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wow, that sucks...for what it's worth - i don't think you should have one either...but then again, maybe it's like a badge of honor for posters everyone knows aren't troll's, polltards, etc...

astroglide
12-04-2005, 12:01 AM
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NSFW (http://www.thegreekprincess.com/archives/kelly-brook-topless-on-the-beach-with-billy-zane) !

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i have to be balanced in my moderation, so even people like yeti get *s. of course, this link gets it removed. well done!

Yeti
12-06-2005, 03:37 PM
Bump.

Some more (http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showthreaded.php/Cat/0/Number/184114/page/0/vc/1) pics to illustrate how utterly retarded the OP is.

Cyrus
12-06-2005, 05:26 PM
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She definitely has boobs that look better covered up.

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The DEA is probably monitoring this page. You must be the seventh poster that's surely on crack.

DoomSlice
12-06-2005, 05:37 PM
Ugly hair.

Cyrus
12-06-2005, 05:46 PM
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The list of cool Billy Zane roles begins and ends with "Demon Night."

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Beg to differ. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097162/)

12-06-2005, 07:38 PM
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she's a rock solid 3

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