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Piiop
12-01-2005, 11:06 AM
What's the strangest thing you currently own? Post pics if you have them and any amusing stories that go along with it. I'll go first.
This is Samuel Bearded.
http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/4215/picture1392ad.th.jpg (http://img164.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture1392ad.jpg)http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/1167/picture1383sx.th.jpg (http://img164.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture1383sx.jpg)
It's a fake head and its name is Samuel Bearded according to the sticker on the bottom. I went to the College of Charlestion in SC and everyday I would look out my window and see this head on top of a small pole on the corner of a building behind my apartment. So, at the end of the semester, I decided I would have to take the head back with me. The building it was on was 3 stories tall but was tiered I guess, so it wasn't that hard to get. My friends and I got drunk, we found a random ladder and I climbed up there and took it. For some reason in my retardedness, I thought it might be connected to something electrical so I decided I would have to use a piece of wood to hit it down - so I did.
It's pretty sweet to put it in stuff to scare/mess with people, like the fridge , in the bathroom somewhereor in your car. Also, it works really well as the head if you make a fake body out of pillows.
So, that's the strangest thing I own. Let's see what you got OOT!
Edit: Pictures actually up now.
dcasper70
12-01-2005, 11:14 AM
I have a copy of my hometown newspaper from the day the first space shuttle exploded. Why? Well, Christa McCauliff went to my high school and there were a lot of pics of my classmates & teachers in complete shock. The whole school was watching. She was supposed to call our school from space.
We got the rest of that day and the next day off.
The entire lower leg, including the hoof, of a bull. The whole thing is wrapped around a wine bottle. I bought it in Barstow, CA years ago and guess I figured I would drink booze out of it. Unfortunately, it's very hard to fill without dumping stuff all over the outer pelt. I now use it to disgust people when they have the nerve to visit me.
pokerdirty
12-01-2005, 11:47 AM
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/234/944/1600/katamari_front.jpg
JihadOnTheRiver
12-01-2005, 11:50 AM
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What's the strangest thing you currently own?
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Do weird strands of VD count?
IndieMatty
12-01-2005, 11:53 AM
How long do I have to keep someone locked in the crawlspace until I am the owner of record?
TripleH68
12-01-2005, 11:57 AM
I have an antique phone booth in my living room with a fully working 1939 bakelite Western Electric.
dcasper70
12-01-2005, 12:07 PM
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I have an antique phone booth in my living room with a fully working 1939 bakelite Western Electric.
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When you walk into it, does it transport you do vastly different worlds?
Do you own a scarf and a floppy hat?
CrazyEyez
12-01-2005, 12:09 PM
Rush Hour 2 on DVD.
FouTight
12-01-2005, 12:14 PM
I "own" 2 nacho cheese warmers. "Own" in parantheses, because, apparently I don't really own them. I tried to sell them on ebay, and the company they came from claims they still own them and I'm not allowed to sell them.
I recieved them from my former employer, with their blessing, to sell on ebay. They orginally paid $250 for them, with no additional payments or contracts. Usually thats called a "purchase" but apparently that is a one time lease fee. So here I am, 2 machines which I cannot sell.
miajag81
12-01-2005, 01:01 PM
I have a 6-foot-tall wooden cigar store Indian in my bedroom. I don't have a picture of it but this is a similar one:
http://robert.weikel.us/alaska_images/1705.jpg
PocketJokers72
12-01-2005, 01:12 PM
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This is Samuel Bearded.
http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/4215/picture1392ad.th.jpg (http://img164.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture1392ad.jpg)http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/1167/picture1383sx.th.jpg (http://img164.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture1383sx.jpg)
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Any relation to this guy?
http://www.moltenthought.com/images/Toy%20Hostage.gif
MasterShakes
12-01-2005, 01:18 PM
Two nude chalk drawings done by my grandfather who has since passed. It's at once awesome and messed up that I check out women he likely did when he was much younger.
spamuell
12-01-2005, 01:38 PM
It's not that weird but I stole one of these from my secondary school when I was drunk. http://www.anatomy-resources.com/human-anatomy/images/sh265-ba.jpg
It was funny because I just walked into a class and put it under my jacket right in front of the teacher and either she didn't notice or pretended not to notice because she realised there was nothing she could do, even though the whole class (a group of 12 year olds) was screaming "he took the eye, he took the eye".
plaster8
12-01-2005, 01:40 PM
I have a Liberace autograph ... on an official American League baseball.
My grandmother was out to dinner with an umpire years ago in Seattle. Liberace was in the restaurant, and the umpire had a baseball on him, so he signed one for my grandmother.
I figure it's got to be the only baseball Liberace ever signed.
I need to find someplace better to store this:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/sicthecockroach/PB300002.jpg
2planka
12-01-2005, 02:06 PM
I have pet rats.
Dominic
12-01-2005, 02:12 PM
24 lolipops that Jenna Jameson used in her stripclub tour as "props." She'd take the wrapper off of a lolipop, put it in her mouth and lick it lasciviously, then place it up her cootchie and pretend to masturbate with it, take it out, lick it some more, and place it in a baggie so the patrons could buy it for 5 bucks.
No, I'm not kidding.
Through circumstances I really don't remember, I had to transport some extras that didn't sell in my car for her. She never returned to get them. Hence, my ownership of Jenna Pussie Pops.
I have a bunch of medical plasitic peices like the eye above. I have a heart, a foot, a kidney, and a knee (my grandpa is a doc). I got an electric lockpick, and a pachinko machine from the 30s.
jnalpak
12-01-2005, 02:18 PM
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24 lolipops that Jenna Jameson used in her stripclub tour as "props." She'd take the wrapper off of a lolipop, put it in her mouth and lick it lasciviously, then place it up her cootchie and pretend to masturbate with it, take it out, lick it some more, and place it in a baggie so the patrons could buy it for 5 bucks.
No, I'm not kidding.
Through circumstances I really don't remember, I had to transport some extras that didn't sell in my car for her. She never returned to get them. Hence, my ownership of Jenna Pussie Pops.
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can i get a lick?
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24 lolipops that Jenna Jameson used in her stripclub tour as "props." She'd take the wrapper off of a lolipop, put it in her mouth and lick it lasciviously, then place it up her cootchie and pretend to masturbate with it, take it out, lick it some more, and place it in a baggie so the patrons could buy it for 5 bucks.
No, I'm not kidding.
Through circumstances I really don't remember, I had to transport some extras that didn't sell in my car for her. She never returned to get them. Hence, my ownership of Jenna Pussie Pops.
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can i get a lick?
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Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
benza13
12-01-2005, 02:21 PM
Dom,
How many PM offers do you now have after posting that?
emil3000
12-01-2005, 02:43 PM
I have a skull from some unknown buried in a Polish graveyard around 1940ish, supposedly. I got it from my previous roommate who used to go to school in Poland.
It's currently sitting on my windowsill and functioning as storage for various items. You can play a lot of fun games with it though, such as "Hide The Skull", where you hide it in places where it will turn up unexpected, such as the refrigerator, a breadbox, or similar.
CrazyEyez
12-01-2005, 02:54 PM
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Dom,
How many PM offers do you now have after posting that?
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Some sort of contest should be held. "If Dr. Dom uses one of your questions in his next article, you'll receive one authentic Jenna Jameson lollipop! Be the envy of your friends! (Dr. Dom assumes no liability with regards to transferrence of disease. One per household.)"
I wonder how I would explain it to my wife when she finds one in the mail...
PokerGoblin
12-01-2005, 02:55 PM
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Jenna Pussie Pops
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lol... they should make a cereal called this.
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It's not that weird but I stole one of these from my secondary school when I was drunk. http://www.anatomy-resources.com/human-anatomy/images/sh265-ba.jpg
It was funny because I just walked into a class and put it under my jacket right in front of the teacher and either she didn't notice or pretended not to notice because she realised there was nothing she could do, even though the whole class (a group of 12 year olds) was screaming "he took the eye, he took the eye".
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Wait...you were drunk when you were 12 years old and stole one of these?
As for those PMing for pussy pops, watch out. You'll probably get some lollipop licked by a deluded middle-aged dude who got beard hairs all over it. /images/graemlins/wink.gif
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I have a skull from some unknown buried in a Polish graveyard around 1940ish, supposedly. I got it from my previous roommate who used to go to school in Poland.
It's currently sitting on my windowsill and functioning as storage for various items. You can play a lot of fun games with it though, such as "Hide The Skull", where you hide it in places where it will turn up unexpected, such as the refrigerator, a breadbox, or similar.
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This is a human skull? Would you consider selling it? I've always wanted one. Seriously.
Piiop
12-01-2005, 03:29 PM
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Two nude chalk drawings done by my grandfather who has since passed. It's at once awesome and messed up that I check out women he likely did when he was much younger.
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You ever do the deed to those?
MasterShakes
12-01-2005, 04:54 PM
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Two nude chalk drawings done by my grandfather who has since passed. It's at once awesome and messed up that I check out women he likely did when he was much younger.
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You ever do the deed to those?
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No... they're just not nasty enough for that. Too tasteful.
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I need to find someplace better to store this:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/sicthecockroach/PB300002.jpg
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wtf
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I need to find someplace better to store this:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/sicthecockroach/PB300002.jpg
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that is foul and offensive. it's not even close to being funny.
icepick
12-01-2005, 05:20 PM
I have a telegraph key.
http://www.sciencetreasures.com/image/instruments/si146a.jpg
NLSoldier
12-01-2005, 05:24 PM
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I need to find someplace better to store this:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/sicthecockroach/PB300002.jpg
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that is foul and offensive. it's not even close to being funny.
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oh man. i clicked the link, and it was taking a while to load so i opened a new browser and forgot about it. when i closed the old browser that one appeared again and scared the sh!t outta me.
HopeydaFish
12-01-2005, 05:39 PM
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I need to find someplace better to store this:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/sicthecockroach/PB300002.jpg
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that is foul and offensive. it's not even close to being funny.
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Meh, I chuckled. I'm sure the dude in the bathtub will appear in my nightmares tonight, though.
diebitter
12-01-2005, 05:42 PM
I have an enchanted monkey paw with 2 fingers sticking out.
I have a feeling these are more common that I think they are though.
HopeydaFish
12-01-2005, 05:45 PM
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24 lolipops that Jenna Jameson used in her stripclub tour as "props." She'd take the wrapper off of a lolipop, put it in her mouth and lick it lasciviously, then place it up her cootchie and pretend to masturbate with it, take it out, lick it some more, and place it in a baggie so the patrons could buy it for 5 bucks.
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I couldn't imagine paying $5 for something like that...let alone actually eating it once I had it in my posession. Though I'm sure many of the degenerates who bought her lollypops would have gladly paid much much more to be able to own something that was once in a porn-star's snatch. It's a pretty pathetic, actually.
theghost
12-01-2005, 05:58 PM
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I need to find someplace better to store this:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/sicthecockroach/PB300002.jpg
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that is foul and offensive. it's not even close to being funny.
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Wrong.
piggity
12-01-2005, 06:14 PM
I own all the fish at my table.
emil3000
12-01-2005, 06:27 PM
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I have a skull from some unknown buried in a Polish graveyard around 1940ish, supposedly. I got it from my previous roommate who used to go to school in Poland.
It's currently sitting on my windowsill and functioning as storage for various items. You can play a lot of fun games with it though, such as "Hide The Skull", where you hide it in places where it will turn up unexpected, such as the refrigerator, a breadbox, or similar.
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This is a human skull? Would you consider selling it? I've always wanted one. Seriously.
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Nope, sorry, love my skull. I am in Sweden as well so...
TheIrishThug
12-01-2005, 06:30 PM
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I own all the fish at my table.
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BOO-URNS.
off the top of my head, it would be two golie hockey sticks. i've never played hockey outside of gym class and can barely skate. when i was a kid, we would go to some farm leauge team that played near my cousins. on two occasions the goalie decided his stick wasn't good. so he handed it to me after they were leaving the ice after the warm up.
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I need to find someplace better to store this:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/sicthecockroach/PB300002.jpg
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that is foul and offensive. it's not even close to being funny.
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Your reply is hilarious given your loc:
"he'd slit his mother's throat for a nickel'
Well done /images/graemlins/cool.gif
Wake up CALL
12-01-2005, 07:30 PM
I have one of these in my gameroom. The scale still works as does the fortune telling mechanism.
http://images.webmagic.com/klov.com/images/10/1098171223.jpg
trevor
12-01-2005, 07:52 PM
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24 lolipops that Jenna Jameson used in her stripclub tour as "props." She'd take the wrapper off of a lolipop, put it in her mouth and lick it lasciviously, then place it up her cootchie and pretend to masturbate with it, take it out, lick it some more, and place it in a baggie so the patrons could buy it for 5 bucks.
No, I'm not kidding.
Through circumstances I really don't remember, I had to transport some extras that didn't sell in my car for her. She never returned to get them. Hence, my ownership of Jenna Pussie Pops.
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Think we found our winner.
spamuell
12-01-2005, 10:33 PM
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Wait...you were drunk when you were 12 years old and stole one of these?
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No, I was drunk when I was 17 years old and I stole one of these, which is a strange yet apt parallel to my current condition of me being drunk at 19 years old and commenting on my previous theft. (I'm way cooler now though, I don't steal stuff unless it's at least 200 years old.)
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The entire lower leg, including the hoof, of a bull. The whole thing is wrapped around a wine bottle. I bought it in Barstow, CA years ago and guess I figured I would drink booze out of it. Unfortunately, it's very hard to fill without dumping stuff all over the outer pelt. I now use it to disgust people when they have the nerve to visit me.
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We were just outside of Barstow when the drugs began to take hold...
TheIrishThug
12-01-2005, 10:48 PM
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24 lolipops that Jenna Jameson used in her stripclub tour as "props." She'd take the wrapper off of a lolipop, put it in her mouth and lick it lasciviously, then place it up her cootchie and pretend to masturbate with it, take it out, lick it some more, and place it in a baggie so the patrons could buy it for 5 bucks.
No, I'm not kidding.
Through circumstances I really don't remember, I had to transport some extras that didn't sell in my car for her. She never returned to get them. Hence, my ownership of Jenna Pussie Pops.
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Think we found our winner.
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i move that, while Dominic is still alowed to share stories and other oddities, he not be allowed to compete in contests like the one at present. its really not fair to the rest of us.
but yeah, his is many times better than mine, i think i'm just a little jealous.
SuitedSixes
12-01-2005, 11:01 PM
I have a golf putter made out of a buffalo penis.
http://smedia.vermotion.com/media/8546/prodimages/7017_sm.jpg
I get sick of hearing, "Give it a nice stroke."
A 1933 Luger. Didn't buy it, my grandfather brought it back. I also have a hand grenade from him laying around here somewhere.
~D
siccjay
12-02-2005, 12:00 AM
I own a Furby and a 10 year old jar of catish bait called BeeJay. I still take it places at random. It's the foulest stuff ever.
Jack of Arcades
12-02-2005, 12:05 AM
I have a small stuffed toy yak named "Yak." It is bearded and has a rainbow bandana. It was a birthday gift from my ex-girlfriend.
It was a good gift.
tonypaladino
12-02-2005, 12:07 AM
I have a 10" tall movie poster from "The New Guy" and a 20" "Shrek" poster stolen from a movie theatre the summer after high school graduation. Also a metal "strap" from the old redbird NYC subway cards and 1970's Transit Authority conductor and moterman badges.
In my basement there is a dental x-ray machine and a propellor off of an old boat.
I have a banjo, originally made in the mid 1800s. The neck and frame are original, as are the pegs, but its been re-(whatever you call the plastic crap they put on banjos that you'd think would go on a drum). My father gave it to me.
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I have a small stuffed toy yak named "Yak." It is bearded and has a rainbow bandana. It was a birthday gift from my ex-girlfriend.
It was a good gift.
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A yak with a rainbow bandana? That's sweet.
nothumb
12-02-2005, 12:08 AM
A few oddities...
A 1988 US Open (Golf) commemorative towel (I don't follow golf)
An "Imported Elephant Malt Liqour" banner, good 15-20 years old I figure
A big deer head nailed to my wall
A signed copy of Yaz's autobiography
I know I have some other weird [censored] lying around but I can't think of it right now...
NT
mr_whomp
12-02-2005, 12:10 AM
Jenna Is a guy from my old high schools aunt, she almost came to our grad.
Piiop
12-02-2005, 06:45 AM
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10 year old jar of catish bait called BeeJay
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You named the jar of catfish bait BeeJay or thats the brand?
BCPVP
12-02-2005, 07:17 AM
Only strange because I'd be surprised if anyone else here owned one:
http://www.iconmartialarts.com/assets/images/red_oak_bokken.gif
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Only strange because I'd be surprised if anyone else here owned one:
http://www.iconmartialarts.com/assets/images/red_oak_bokken.gif
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I do, but how come there aren't any nicks in yours? Get to work!! /images/graemlins/wink.gif
BCPVP
12-02-2005, 08:26 AM
That one isn't actually mine, but it's the same type: red oak. There's a few nicks already... /images/graemlins/wink.gif
Btw, what do you study?
siccjay
12-02-2005, 08:27 AM
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10 year old jar of catish bait called BeeJay
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You named the jar of catfish bait BeeJay or thats the brand?
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It's the brand.
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That one isn't actually mine, but it's the same type: red oak. There's a few nicks already... /images/graemlins/wink.gif
Btw, what do you study?
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Bujinkan budo taijutsu. You?
Piiop
12-02-2005, 08:36 AM
Kind of disappointed that you didn't name it.
This isn't strange in an alien way, but it seemed worth mentioning.
My father passed away eight years ago and left an extensive pop-culture library. He was a game player but not a poker player. Last year, I was browsing through the books when I came across an old copy of 'The Education of a Poker Player' by Herbert O. Yardley. It's the original poker text, the one A. Alvarez talks about in his works, 45 years old (first printing of the second release. The original was in 1957)and has a price tag on it with a handwritten price of 25 cents. Just a fun discovery for a poker buff.
Gary
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