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James282
11-30-2005, 07:52 PM
So the rules are simple. All you need to do is take a line from the previous Haiku and make a Haiku of your own. It's okay if 2 people respond to the same one by accident, but try to keep it relatively linear.

I'll give you an example to show you what I mean.

Diversity Rocks!
Daver is a Chinaman,
That is cool with me.

Yellow cards for him?
Daver is a Chinaman,
Surely, that brings luck.

You can use either of these 2 Haikus to form your own Haiku to start. Good luck. Let's see how we do!
-James
Ulysses
11-30-2005, 07:59 PM
I like that slope guy
Daver is a Chinaman
I bet he likes rice
Ulysses
11-30-2005, 08:00 PM
I bet he likes rice.
What kind of rice do you mean?
I don't know, pudding?
PoBoy321
11-30-2005, 08:02 PM
For lunch on Friday,
What food will I have to eat?
I don't know, pudding?
Ulysses
11-30-2005, 08:04 PM
To get hot action
What food will I have to eat?
Bloomin' Onion, mate!
BoxTree
11-30-2005, 08:06 PM
To get hot action
Do not lick one's own nipples.
Unless they're swollen.
James282
11-30-2005, 08:07 PM
I went down on her,
But a smell filled my nostrils.
Bloomin' Onion, mate!
LAGmaniac
11-30-2005, 08:07 PM
To get hot action
Call Daver the chinaman
ask for the egg roll
jesusarenque
11-30-2005, 08:08 PM
To get hot action
Don't hang out in O O T
These guys are morans
Ulysses
11-30-2005, 08:09 PM
Threaded mode to read
Some dimwits use this garbage
These guys are morans
jesusarenque
11-30-2005, 08:19 PM
Cigarettes kill you
Some dimwits use this garbage
I prefer a bong
jesusarenque
11-30-2005, 08:23 PM
I prefer a bong
When I desire to get baked
Roaches give me gas
miajag81
11-30-2005, 08:33 PM
I prefer a bong
Jay Kay, I'm not a hippie
Shut up whiskeytown
housenuts
11-30-2005, 08:34 PM
i'm a big nerd
when i desire to get baked
i can't find weed
jesusarenque
11-30-2005, 08:40 PM
Twenty nine years old now
I have yet to touch a boob
I am a big nerd
Pat Southern
11-30-2005, 08:42 PM
The Crimson Challenge
What food will I have to eat?
4 sticks of butter
jesusarenque
11-30-2005, 08:46 PM
Four sticks of butter
No words describe them enough
Hence: Scrumptrilescent
WackityWhiz
11-30-2005, 08:50 PM
Four Sticks of Butter
What Bitch?!, I didn't stutter
Stick them in your ass
Brom
11-30-2005, 08:51 PM
I can not find weed
Cocaine's a helluva drug
Good morning sunshine
buffett
11-30-2005, 08:52 PM
You have extra egg rolls
But Daver didn't want them?
Stick them in your ass
11-30-2005, 08:58 PM
I like to eat bugs
Chocolate ants are yummy
Roaches give me gas
Ulysses
11-30-2005, 08:59 PM
A Turkey Pot Pie
What Bitch?! I didn't stutter
Get in the kitchen
Pat Southern
11-30-2005, 09:04 PM
women have small feet
only one place they belong
get in the kitchen
Pat Southern
11-30-2005, 09:07 PM
I am a big nerd
But according to Huey
Its hip to be square
11-30-2005, 09:10 PM
A Turkey Pot Pie?
I have heard of pot brownies
What's next? Crack meatloaf?
jesusarenque
11-30-2005, 09:15 PM
Huh? The Pope smokes weed?
I refuse to belive it.
What's next? Crack Meat Loaf?
diebitter
11-30-2005, 09:16 PM
You all hate Christmas?
I refuse to believe it.
You love it really!
Dominic
11-30-2005, 09:27 PM
Diversity rocks!
Black, yellow, white or purple
One humanity.
jesusarenque
11-30-2005, 09:30 PM
You missed the point here
That's OK, we all can't be smart
Diversity rocks!
11-30-2005, 09:32 PM
Diversity rocks!
Granite, marble, slate and flint
Geology sucks
sfer
11-30-2005, 09:32 PM
Haiku from Japan
James called me a Chinaman
But I'm Korean
jesusarenque
11-30-2005, 09:34 PM
Want to see something?
I would show you my big dong,
but I'm Korean
tonypaladino
11-30-2005, 09:34 PM
The Daver who said
"James called me a Chinaman"
Owes me some shake shack
Ulysses
11-30-2005, 09:36 PM
What is your point, dude?
"James called me a Chinaman"
You all look the same.
James282
11-30-2005, 09:37 PM
"But I'm Korean /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif"
Yellow folks all look the same
So don't correct me.
James282
11-30-2005, 09:38 PM
[ QUOTE ]
What is your point, dude?
"James called me a Chinaman"
You all look the same.

[/ QUOTE ]

1 minute too slow /images/graemlins/frown.gif
jesusarenque
11-30-2005, 09:40 PM
Homer same as Moe?
Yellow folks all look the same?
Watch more Simpsons, man.
Ulysses
11-30-2005, 09:40 PM
James fks up his thread
So ironic that he said
"So don't correct me"
11-30-2005, 09:41 PM
1 minute too slow
She should have came more quickly
Now I am sleeping
jesusarenque
11-30-2005, 09:43 PM
"1 minute to slow"
WTF wrong with you guys?
Not part of haiku.
WackityWhiz
11-30-2005, 09:46 PM
Now I am sleeping
Naked Chicks, Boobs, Grinding Ass
Lesbians So Hot
Ulysses
11-30-2005, 09:46 PM
The question is not
"WTF wrong with you guys?"
But WTF, James!?
James282
11-30-2005, 09:59 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Now I am sleeping
Naked Chicks, Boobs, Grinding Ass
Lesbians So Hot

[/ QUOTE ]

Lesbians so hot?
Naked Chicks, Boobs, Grinding Ass?
You MUST be sleeping.
sfer
11-30-2005, 10:17 PM
Tony and Emmitt
Shaun and what is Voltron's name?
Shake Shack on Monday?
tonypaladino
11-30-2005, 10:26 PM
Daver and others,
Monday only after five
Tuesday is better
Ulysses
11-30-2005, 10:28 PM
Well it is now clear
This concept is so derailed
Beyond repair now
LAGmaniac
11-30-2005, 10:36 PM
Well it is now clear
The word Chinaman is funny
It can save the thread
tonypaladino
11-30-2005, 10:40 PM
Masked Man, we have had
some side conversations in
some similar threads
sfer
11-30-2005, 10:40 PM
Monday at seven
I will buy you guys Shake Shack
Someone bring the milk
wdeadwyler
11-30-2005, 10:41 PM
Well it is clear now
More O-O-T-ers will come
Lets not let thread die
11-30-2005, 10:57 PM
Monday at seven
I will be getting hammered
Waiting for football
PocketJokers72
11-30-2005, 11:15 PM
Today like all days
I will be getting hammered
Cuz she's getting nailed