What 2 girls NSFW

[steelcmg]

I was listing to the barsky show today on the radio while at work. They where talking about which 2 girls would u like to see do the nasty and they where giving away velvet revolver tix to the best combo. Alot of people where picking angelina jolie and who ever else so ill say these 2 would be a good combo.
I know there is better but i was looking at the new maxim when they where doing this.
http://www.larasmansion.com/pics/angelina/angelina01.jpg

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/cindy_crawford/cindy-crawford-gm_l4.jpg

[mslif]

I think this is a better combo:

http://membres.lycos.fr/teroux/monica.jpg

and

http://www.angelina-jolie.o.kutno.pl/zdjecia/angelina-jolie.jpg

[swede123]

Jolie and Aniston would be kind of amusing.

The absolute best would be Alba and Cuthbert. DAMN!

Swede

- Edited to include pictures, since you can't have enough pictures of Alba and Cuthbert.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/jonasola/8b3Jessica_Alba_019.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/jonasola/Elisha_Cuthbert056.jpg

I dont like the photo of Cindy, and I really dont like that photo of Monica. She's gorgeous, but wow, that photo is bad The Angelina-licking-lips photo is a classic.

I have nothing to contribute to this thread, that Swede hasnt already.

[nomadtla]

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I have nothing to contribute to this thread.

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YSSCCTTT
(contributing to this thread

God now I see why quick reply is the devil

[steelcmg]

Barsky was stuck on this one towards the end of the show.
http://infostore.org/info/104238/beyonce.jpg
http://chinesename.blogspirit.com/images/wallpaper/halibr.jpg

[GAL]

Type banned comercials into limewire, they have one of Angelina getting it on topless with another girl.

[swede123]

Good call on Beyonce and Halle. Though I'd probably prefer one of these fine ladies matched up with a white girl. Beyonce is just so gorgeous, pretty much perfect really.

Swede

[chuddo]

i think there has to be some contrast between the two for maximum hotness.

that 2nd picture of jolie confirms that she is one of the most ridiculously attractive women alive.

cuthbert looks very cute in the new weezer video. so i would go with her and jolie off the top of my head.

nomad,

you are correct. i was lazy. for that, i apologize thusly:

http://images.sexiest100.org/elishacuthbert,3.jpg

http://www.mactonnies.com/jessica.jpg


edited to include:

damnit swede, you beat me to it. ah well.

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Edited to include pictures, since you can't have enough pictures of Alba and Cuthbert.

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hot.

-- yasher

[samjjones]

Beyonce looks downright awful in half of her pictures.

[jesusarenque]

Salma Hayek has to be involved in this.

[Colonel Kataffy]

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Jolie and Aniston would be kind of amusing.

The absolute best would be Alba and Cuthbert. DAMN!

Swede

- Edited to include pictures, since you can't have enough pictures of Alba and Cuthbert.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/jonasola/8b3Jessica_Alba_019.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/jonasola/Elisha_Cuthbert056.jpg

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I'm not 100% sure, but it really seems like this has got to be the right answer.

[swede123]

Good call. I'd like to see Salma Hayek and Catherine Zeta Jones. So many possibilities, it would be very hard to really limit it to any two famous chicks.

Swede

[B Dids]

As for the "banned commercials"-

I'm pretty sure you're just talking about the movie Gia. There's a lot of Angelina naked in that movie.

[MelK]

A better contest:
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An unrelated bonus:
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[swede123]

This is just plain stupid. That goes for both of the links.

Swede

[MelK]

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This is just plain stupid. That goes for both of the links.

Swede

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Don't be afraid to tell us what you reallly think. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[asofel]

Swede is right.

[steelcmg]

agree the chick fight was kinda dumb

[diebitter]

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Swede is right.

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Yep. I thought 'I can do better than that', and I've found hotter hotties (brunettes), but couldn't beat the combo in trying to pair two.

Masterful work, Swede!

Swede,

I find your choice of Cuthbert and Alba to be compelling. If there is a right answer to this question, you have found it.

[imported_anacardo]

I have almost nothing to add here. I only wish to note that I am intrigued by the swiftness and decisiveness with which MSLIF has chosen to tackle this issue. Thank you for your attention.

[BCPVP]

Sung Hi Lee's always tickled my fancy, so I guess her and almost any other girl mentioned in this thread. But the Alba-Cuthbert combo is damn tough (if not impossible) to top.

[imported_anacardo]

Cuthbert is very good. But I'd like a somewhat older woman involved. Older woman seduces young girl... young girl seduces older woman... those are two very hot scenarios. I nominate

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8568/bw009elishacuthbert1vo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

and

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/4387/dianelane1391hq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

How hot is that? Count that [censored].

[NLSoldier]

swede is correct. depending on the day i might take simpson over alba tho.

[ononimo]

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Cuthbert is very good. But I'd like a somewhat older woman involved. Older woman seduces young girl... young girl seduces older woman... those are two very hot scenarios.

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this is brilliant and i'm embarrassed to admit that it hadn't even occurred to me.

my hat is off to you, sir ... particularly for your inclusion of the incomparable Diane Lane.

[Evan]

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swede is correct. depending on the day i might take simpson over alba tho.

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For those that need viduals:

http://www.celebsinc.com/pictures/JessicaSimpson/nude/jessica_simpson_008.jpg

http://elisha.primenova.com/forumpics/MaximOktober2003_fantomas2k.jpg


Edit to add that not including Jolie here is absurd.

[NLSoldier]

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swede is correct. depending on the day i might take simpson over alba tho.

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For those that need viduals:

http://www.celebsinc.com/pictures/JessicaSimpson/nude/jessica_simpson_008.jpg

http://elisha.primenova.com/forumpics/MaximOktober2003_fantomas2k.jpg


Edit to add that not including Jolie here is absurd.

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wow thats a hott pic. my roomate saw her in person this weekend and claimed she didnt look all that good. he started to say something about a gut but i had covered my ears and started vigorously shaking my head by this point so i didnt hear the end of it.

[SUfan5]

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http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/jonasola/8b3Jessica_Alba_019.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/jonasola/Elisha_Cuthbert056.jpg

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DING DING DING!! We have a winner.

[uw_madtown]

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not including Jolie here is absurd.

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http://www.celebritygo.net/comics2/angelina-jolie/angelina-jolie-02.jpg



+

http://www.cybercelebs.net/Famke-Janssen/famke_janssen_01.jpg

= awesome.

[diebitter]

Swede wins - acknowledged, but I still wanna see:

http://bundypics.com/705b/705_14.jpg
http://www.bundyology.com/sfg/909k.jpg


oh, and here's an extra if anyone wants a new avatar:
http://irrelevantminutiae.com/avs/kelly-bundy1-ani-avatar.gif

[imported_anacardo]

You're verging into the Dark Lord's Domain, there, dawg. Should I just go for broke and post the Gilmore Girls?

It's come to my attention that people don't necessarily know Diane Lane on sight, so - that's Diane Lane. She got really slutty in Unfaithful, and it was awesome. She's really aged into her face since her early work and is now probably the hottest MILF-type in the business today. I would find the sight of her submitting to Elisha Cuthbert's feverish caresses not unpleasant. Concluding edit.

[diebitter]

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You're verging into the Dark Lord's Domain, there, dawg. Should I just go for broke and post the Gilmore Girls?

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It may be sooo wrong, but it feels sooo right /images/graemlins/grin.gif


EDIT: Or perhaps Jan and Marsha Brady? /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[SoCalRugger]

It might not be possible to beat the Alba/Cuthbert combo. But I'll take Susan Ward and CJ Gibson as a close 2nd.

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/1593/cjgibson9rc.jpg

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/757/susanward0ry.jpg

[ononimo]

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You're verging into the Dark Lord's Domain, there, dawg. Should I just go for broke and post the Gilmore Girls?

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doo eet!

(i'm more of a fan of the mom than the daughter, though)

[diebitter]

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You're verging into the Dark Lord's Domain, there, dawg. Should I just go for broke and post the Gilmore Girls?

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doo eet!

(i'm more of a fan of the mom than the daughter, though)

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I know not of these Gilmore Girls. Can someone provide good pics of em (+ Mom).... is this TV Troika time?

[ononimo]

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You're verging into the Dark Lord's Domain, there, dawg. Should I just go for broke and post the Gilmore Girls?

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found this while doing Google Image Search on Lauren Graham ... NSFW but funny (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/OccamsRazor/Bledel_Graham_Bishop-01-Frightened_.jpg)

[imported_anacardo]

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You're verging into the Dark Lord's Domain, there, dawg. Should I just go for broke and post the Gilmore Girls?

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doo eet!

(i'm more of a fan of the mom than the daughter, though)

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I know not of these Gilmore Girls. Can someone provide good pics of em (+ Mom).... is this TV Troika time?

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I'm on it. There's only Mom and Girl.

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/2075/alexislauren366jk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

As previous poster pointed out - girl not spectacular, and works mostly as taboo value.

We're all going to Hell.

[ononimo]

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I know not of these Gilmore Girls. Can someone provide good pics of em (+ Mom).... is this TV Troika time?

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http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/OccamsRazor/11.jpg

[BCPVP]

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I know not of these Gilmore Girls.

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Trust me, you're a better man for it.

[Landon_McFly]

Jessica Alba and Elisha Cuthbert seem like the winner to me, but the winning duo must be a contrast. Light hair/ darkhair. Or Pale/ Tan

[TheCroShow]

http://unconventionalwisdom.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/princess_leia_2_1.jpg

http://www.keebler.net/blog/wp-content/images/2005/7/portman8.jpg

[Rockatansky]

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You're verging into the Dark Lord's Domain, there, dawg. Should I just go for broke and post the Gilmore Girls?

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doo eet!

(i'm more of a fan of the mom than the daughter, though)

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I know not of these Gilmore Girls. Can someone provide good pics of em (+ Mom).... is this TV Troika time?

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Congratulations. You are the new JakeTheBake. Execept much less funny.

[imported_anacardo]

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You're verging into the Dark Lord's Domain, there, dawg. Should I just go for broke and post the Gilmore Girls?

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doo eet!

(i'm more of a fan of the mom than the daughter, though)

[/ QUOTE ]

I know not of these Gilmore Girls. Can someone provide good pics of em (+ Mom).... is this TV Troika time?

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Congratulations. You are the new JakeTheBake. Execept much less funny.

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Absolutely, 100% not the case. The only thing they seem to have in common is a public obsession with snatch, which is probably something we could all stand to take a stronger interest in.

[peachy]

Angelina Jolie and Brittany Murphy hands down

[imported_anacardo]

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Angelina Jolie and Brittany Murphy hands down

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For Christ's... Britanny Murphy IS YOUR GOLD STANDARD?!

THAT SHREDDING SOUND

IS YOUR HOTNESS CREDIBILITY

SHRED SHRED SHRED SHRED SHRED!

I can hardly describe how disgusted I am!

[Landon_McFly]

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Angelina Jolie and Brittany Murphy hands down

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This is as good as gold pending that Britney has blonde hair.

BTW - Natalie Portman isn't hot. Really she's not.

[peachy]

Or Charlize Theron and Ashley Judd

[imported_anacardo]

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Angelina Jolie and Brittany Murphy hands down

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This is as good as gold pending that Britney has blonde hair.

BTW - Natalie Portman isn't hot. Really she's not.

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Says the dude with Jessica [censored] Alba as his avatar.

Look, here's the news. I think it's time this was said:

Jessica Alba? Meh.

Her body is nice and tight, but in no way spectacular. Her features are too broad and hard for those DSLs to work for her. She just looks kinda dull, especially in the picture you have chosen as your avatar, which is, for the record, terrible.

I [censored]' said it, OOT. Your Hottest Woman Evar! is slightly underwhelming. K'pow.

[imported_anacardo]

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Or Charlize Theron and Ashley Judd

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Boom. Right back in the game. I'm sorry I doubted you. Christ, that's hot.

[peachy]

only other one id like is...

Rachel Weisz and Eva Mendes

[ononimo]

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Or Charlize Theron and Ashley Judd

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Boom. Right back in the game. I'm sorry I doubted you. Christ, that's hot.

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don't give her too much credit just yet ... after all, i don't see any pics included.

[thatpfunk]

Cuthbert and Jolie or Cuthbert and Knightley...

[peachy]

http://sps.sandouville.free.fr/wallpaper/images/girl/girl_charlize_theron027.jpg


http://charlizeonline.com/gallery/albums/addons/10-8-04/normal_chartheron03.jpg

http://www.sofeminine.co.uk/imworld2/stars/fan/D20041011/981_429954170_ashley_judd_1_H144242_L.jpg


http://www.starmalls.com/galleries/images/ashleyjudd5.jpg


http://jsmagic.net/americanjudd/img1.jpg








bonus - charlize and penelope

http://www.melhorquechocolate.blogger.com.br/charlize_e_penelope.jpg

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00187/Head_in_the_Clouds_187380m.jpg

[siccjay]

Elisha,

I love you

Sincerly,
siccjay

[ononimo]

send her a birthday card ... it was yesterday.

[wonderwes]

Everyone has very good picks. I can never narrow it down, but I'll stray away from the mainstream and pick two of my favorites. Both women have great racks.

Katherine Heigl
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a79/wonderwes/Katherine_Heigl_Greys_Anatomy.jpg
Catherine Bell
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a79/wonderwes/Catherine_Bell_14.jpg

[jason_t]

omg /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif

[goofball]

This is the best thread ever.

Personally I'd go with Cuthbert and Berry.

[M2d]

Peachy and Gorie

[imported_anacardo]

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Peachy and Gorie

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Oh, no you di'int.

[diebitter]

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Peachy and Gorie

[/ QUOTE ] CRIMSON CHALLENGE!

[ononimo]

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Peachy and Gorie

[/ QUOTE ] CRIMSON CHALLENGE!

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/images/graemlins/heart.gif

[imported_anacardo]

[ QUOTE ]
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Peachy and Gorie

[/ QUOTE ] CRIMSON CHALLENGE!

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How could this possibly qualify as a Crimson Challenge? What's the bet?

[peachy]

[ QUOTE ]
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Peachy and Gorie

[/ QUOTE ] CRIMSON CHALLENGE!

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uuum no....

i already have plans

[diebitter]

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Peachy and Gorie

[/ QUOTE ] CRIMSON CHALLENGE!

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How could this possibly qualify as a Crimson Challenge? What's the bet?

[/ QUOTE ] whoever can go try and persuade peachy face to face without being damaged in some way wins the bet?

[imported_anacardo]

I'm QRing this [censored] ONLY to answer two posts at once.

Peachy: "Already have plans?" Plans for what? Plans for a Crimson Challenge? Plans for getting it on with another girl on tape? Plans for the remainder of your natural life? I don't understand what is meant by "plans."

Diebitter: I am very well spoken, possess a certain boyish charm, and an experienced in fending off slaps / shots to the groin. We need to more carefully define "damaged in some way," but I could be down.

[uw_madtown]

anacardo:

Stop hating on QR. Only the Amish would shun such a leap in technology. And you know how much everyone hates the Amish.

Best Wishes,
Madtown

[diebitter]

hey I'm an ideas guy. details are for others!

[peachy]

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I'm QRing this [censored] ONLY to answer two posts at once.

Peachy: "Already have plans?" Plans for what? Plans for a Crimson Challenge? Plans for getting it on with another girl on tape? Plans for the remainder of your natural life? I don't understand what is meant by "plans."


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a certain person will know what this means....

[Dominic]

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only other one id like is...

Rachel Weisz and Eva Mendes

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I'll keep Rachel Weisz for myself, thanks. That is one incredibly sexy woman.

[imported_anacardo]

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I'm QRing this [censored] ONLY to answer two posts at once.

Peachy: "Already have plans?" Plans for what? Plans for a Crimson Challenge? Plans for getting it on with another girl on tape? Plans for the remainder of your natural life? I don't understand what is meant by "plans."


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a certain person will know what this means....

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What is this, a striptease? Don't you go trotting something like this out and then sashay back behind the curtain the instant anybody takes an interest.

[bighomage]

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/b/buffsetup.jpg

[imported_anacardo]

We've reached a new low. Congratulations, and thank you. This thread has gone from Tha Hottest to Tha Worst.

[housenuts]

tea leoni and charlize theron
http://www.rumela.com/albums/tea_leoni/tea_leoni08.jpg
http://www.allstar-wallpapers.com/images/4/17.jpg

eva...
http://www.celebrityhotspot.com/Photos/Longoria,_Eva/images/eva3_jpg.jpg

...meet penelope
http://celq.com/penelopecruz/penelopecruz004.jpg

[NLSoldier]

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I'm QRing this [censored] ONLY to answer two posts at once.

Peachy: "Already have plans?" Plans for what? Plans for a Crimson Challenge? Plans for getting it on with another girl on tape? Plans for the remainder of your natural life? I don't understand what is meant by "plans."


[/ QUOTE ]

a certain person will know what this means....

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hmm, i know waht it means. am i really the only one?

[SippinSoma]

Mslif wins.

[diebitter]

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I'm QRing this [censored] ONLY to answer two posts at once.

Peachy: "Already have plans?" Plans for what? Plans for a Crimson Challenge? Plans for getting it on with another girl on tape? Plans for the remainder of your natural life? I don't understand what is meant by "plans."


[/ QUOTE ]

a certain person will know what this means....

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hmm, i know waht it means. am i really the only one?

[/ QUOTE ]

Please tell then!

[utmt40]

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http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/b/buffsetup.jpg

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I will take em like this.
http://www.sitevip.net/olsen_twins/images/wallpaperbig2.jpg

[ononimo]

that's tiffani amber theissen, not charlize theron.

[diebitter]

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Mslif wins.

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I missed that. mslif and who?

[Crveballin]

Ashley Judd

http://www.cinema-stars.com/ashley/images/35.jpg

Vanessa Marcil

http://www.vanessamarcil-bb.com/FanArt/VM/vm_maximwall.jpg

[Running Bad]

I need a new avatar. Which should I pick?

semi-NSFW

One (http://http://tmp.4chan.org/gif/src/1133504137281.gif)

Two (http://http://tmp.4chan.org/gif/src/1133503768077.gif)

[radek2166]

how bout alba and me. I would dress as a woman to hit that!! If it would help