The "New" Porn

[vexvelour]

Last night at the bar downtown, my friend informed me that there is a new porn rage. She tells me that having the guy crap in the girls ve-geegee is the new thing AND that it involves a crap-queef. Discuss.

[joshman1204]

how about delete

[samjjones]

This isn't new. You just haven't been hanging out in the right places...

No one in their right mind would enjoy this.
YSSCKYF
(your friend)

[B Dids]

Given the health risks involved, and that the adult film world tends to be pretty wise about stuff like this- I think somebody's yanking your chain.

Vex...
"What in the world is going on up in here?!?"

Does this involve doing it after the guy takes his dump? So what, SIIHP isn't good enough any more? "No I want to stick my thing in MY crap." What is this world coming to? Although the queef is a nice touch.

ScottieK

[Cumulonimbus]

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No one in their right mind would enjoy this.
YSSCKYF
(your friend)

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But a girl started the topic... /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[OtisTheMarsupial]

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Given the health risks involved, and that the adult film world tends to be pretty wise about stuff like this- I think somebody's yanking your chain.

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Are you serious? Since when is the adult industry wise about health?
It took massive public influence to get gay porn to start showing the use of condoms and hetero porn STILL refuses to use condoms.
Regular testing is NOT health-wise.

I'm not only a 2L, I know tons about the porn industry. I'm an expert, and will display my expertise with dismissive derision and vague, unsubstantiated claims!

[OtisTheMarsupial]

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I'm not only a 2L, I know tons about the porn industry. I'm an expert, and will display my expertise in my bedroom with my partner!

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FYP

[B Dids]

This is bothering me.

IT should be Otis's Legal Advice, as the s' rule doesn't apply to proper names. I may have to fix this myself.

[Ulysses]

Vex: The idea of that definitely makes me want to puke more than it turns me on.

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

But that means it still turns you on a little, right?

[vexvelour]

lol @ the general consensus

[B Dids]

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This is bothering me.

IT should be Otis's Legal Advice, as the s' rule doesn't apply to proper names. I may have to fix this myself.

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After much depate, it would seem that either is acceptable. Updates may follow!

[Ulysses]

MacDaddy: lolz, ROFL, etc. Yes, you caught me w/ some horrible wording there. Let me restate: The very idea of that type of "porn" disgusts me and there's no way it would turn me on at all.

Your friend,
El Diablo

[Black Aces 518]

I'm sure when you thought of your 15,000th post, you imagined it would be discussing the bonerificness of porn featuring dumpage in the cooter.

[ChipWrecked]

Oh, God, no.

I'm sure it was a well formed treatise in HMNL, and we only see the 15k here.

[ChipWrecked]

"Hey, Cartman, isn't that your mom?"

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"Hey, Cartman, isn't that your mom?"

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GODDAMNIT

Hi Vex,

I'm wondering how the guy craps into her v-unit. It seems like it would be easier for him to crap onto her v-unit.

Best wishes

[kipin]

NSFW

And I thought Snorting Cum (http://www.pleaseeat.us/show.php?iid=910993201.jpeg) was all the rage.

NSFW

Hi Kipin,

It seems to me that snorting cum would result in a fairbit of pain. Also, it seems to serve no benefit really, since even guzzling cum can be a form of sustenance.

[bad beetz]

I wonder how much money this woman grosses each year (http://www.sexymisslizz.com/queenoffarts/)

[kipin]

NSFW

I also find Lesbian Incest (http://www.pleaseeat.us/show.php?iid=555037887.jpeg) is gaining a lot of ground.

NSFW

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I also find Lesbian Incest (http://www.pleaseeat.us/show.php?iid=555037887.jpeg) is gaining a lot of ground.

NSFW

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wow, that is pretty hot.

They missed a spot shaving

[Dominic]

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Given the health risks involved, and that the adult film world tends to be pretty wise about stuff like this- I think somebody's yanking your chain.

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Are you serious? Since when is the adult industry wise about health?
It took massive public influence to get gay porn to start showing the use of condoms and hetero porn STILL refuses to use condoms.
Regular testing is NOT health-wise.

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you have no clue what you're talking about. A lot of big-company porn (Vivid, Wicked, etc.) is ALWAYS with condoms. Most internet sites aren't regulated at all by the porn "industry," so to include them in with your stats would be a gross disservice.

In the12 years since I first worked in porn, I think you can count the number of HIV cases in the porn world on one hand. Maybe two. That's a hell of a lot more safety conscience than the legitimate side of the film business.

If given a choice between HAVING to bang a porn chick or bang a random hot girl off the street - I'd always choose the porn chick - because I KNOW she's safe.

This is serious business. You think these companies are going to risk their livlihood on an AIDS scandal? No way. The government is just waiting for a reason to shut them down and that would be it.

Performers get tested a mandatory once every month - AND they have to list who they have worked with in the past month. Everybody is screened. I've sent girls home who have shown up without a current test - and that's for a soft, girl-girl scene - no exchange of fluids!

Anyway...the industry is safe. Period. Is it 100% safe? Of course not. But I'm sure it's safer than the skank you banged last week! /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[B Dids]

Otis,

www.OWNED.YOU (http://www.OWNED.YOU)

Ownedly,

Dids

[kipin]

Dids,

www.LAME.you (http://www.LAME.you)

Best wishes,
kipin

[young nut]

clearly this is wrong as the new 'thing' is toast fu#$ing. It's where you either fu$% or get fu#$ed by toast.


if you don't get the reference then shame on you.

[Brainwalter]

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clearly this is wrong as the new 'thing' is toast fu#$ing. It's where you either fu$% or get fu#$ed by toast.


if you don't get the reference then shame on you.

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Shame on me I guess.

[krazyace5]

I thought this was the new porn. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

xxxcorcist porn (http://www.backseatconceptions.com/files_video/4-11-44/QT6_xxxorcist_trailer.mov)

[Landon_McFly]

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I thought this was the new porn. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

xxxcorcist porn (http://www.backseatconceptions.com/files_video/4-11-44/QT6_xxxorcist_trailer.mov)

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Looks like michael bolton from office space

[vexvelour]

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Hi Vex,

I'm wondering how the guy craps into her v-unit. It seems like it would be easier for him to crap onto her v-unit.

Best wishes

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Best wishes, rotf.

I'm not sure exactly how it is done, all I know is that she said it exists. I was just wondering what, or rather, who the target audience is for crapping in a vegeegee.

I have questions too, gents, but my question was more about the after-queef. I wonder if it bubbles up?