Need Advice

New poster, not new to poker. Love the site, love the OOT. Got a question. I recently had an encounter with an older lady, very nice, gentle, she is like 45-50. Met her at a grocery store, I was gettin bananas and she whispered sweet nothings in my ear. I went back to her place and we [censored] like rabbits. It was awesome, but gross at the same time. Her fantastic chest was compromised by the not so great ass. Im in a relationship currently, I need advice. What do I do with the G/F? Should I consider seeing the older lady again??

I'd suggest a threesome then consider dumping your g/f
btw, yssky

[handsome]

Hahaha. Awesome.

[istewart]

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I'd suggest a threesome then consider dumping your g/f
btw, yssky

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You've been here 8 days. Chill on giving advice. BTW it's "YSSCKY."

[istewart]

We need pictures of this old ass.

If her name was Mrs. Marion Wormer, then see her again.

I was debating the threesome, the problem with dumping the g/f is that she is hot as hell. Not sure how I got her, but its fantastic. Im thinkin about askin the OL to act as my cleaning lady and screw her when the G/F goes to work.

what does YSSCKY mean? i am very new here.

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I'd suggest a threesome then consider dumping your g/f
btw, yssky

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You've been here 8 days. Chill on giving advice. BTW it's "YSSCKY."

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That's a typo, sorry.
I've been here a very long time.
I got banned by censor about 3 weeks back for something I feel was reasonably justified to do.
You shouldn't talk down to people purely based on post count.

[Sephus]

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what does YSSCKY mean? i am very new here.

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i find it hard to believe that you were banned before YSSCKY came in fashion.

i must explain the older woman. She is fit for her age, she has brunette hair, a larger and perkier than normal chest. She reminds me of Ray's wife on Everybody Loves Raymond. The G/F is blonde and great body, but she's stupider than rock. Can't hold conversations with her cuz my head hurts to try to think like her, but she makes up for it up by being ridiculous in the sack. Can't load pics of them cuz I frankly, I dont know how to.

nice i like this guy already.

keep the old hag on the side. sounds like the current gf is too dumb to notice anyway (no offense))

oh no, no offense taken, she is quite dumb. I believe the old lady is married to a police officer though. I wasn't really paying attention when she told me, I was busy eating. I think I should tell her to dress like a slutty cop next and bring her husbands handcuffs. That be a nice way to have sex romp #2

[Stuey]

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We need pictures of this old ass.

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You guys will still click I wish i could erase it from my memory. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[fluxrad]

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this old ass.

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Isn't this that one show on PBS where they give old people makeovers?

[tonypaladino]

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We need pictures of this old ass.

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****NSFW Beware life changing pic best to just not click NSFW**** (http://www.ihostphotos.com/show.php?id=219726)

You guys will still click I wish i could erase it from my memory. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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I just woke up my whole house because that made me scream in horror.

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god fukcing damnit that [censored] is going to give me [censored] nightmares for the rest of my life

[BCPVP]

SARUS: spell acronyms right

SandyVag: YSSCKY means "you should seriuosly consider killing yourself". If in doubt with a weird internet acronym, check urban dictionary.

Sephus: Sarus is the one who was banned, not SandyVag, who was asking what YSSCKY meant.

C'mon people!

[NLSoldier]

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We need pictures of this old ass.

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****NSFW Beware life changing pic best to just not click NSFW**** (http://www.ihostphotos.com/show.php?id=219726)

You guys will still click I wish i could erase it from my memory. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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I just woke up my whole house because that made me scream in horror.

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god fukcing damnit that [censored] is going to give me [censored] nightmares for the rest of my life

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so i take it i shouldnt click that?

[rusellmj]

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so i take it i shouldnt click that?

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Mummy porn.

[tonypaladino]

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We need pictures of this old ass.

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****NSFW Beware life changing pic best to just not click NSFW**** (http://www.ihostphotos.com/show.php?id=219726)

You guys will still click I wish i could erase it from my memory. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


[censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]

I just woke up my whole house because that made me scream in horror.

:::::SHUDDER:::::::

god fukcing damnit that [censored] is going to give me [censored] nightmares for the rest of my life

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so i take it i shouldnt click that?

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DO NOT Click On It. Take my reaction, and keep in mind that I do not find Tubgirl very offensive at all.

[CheckRaise]

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We need pictures of this old ass.

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****NSFW Beware life changing pic best to just not click NSFW**** (http://www.ihostphotos.com/show.php?id=219726)

You guys will still click I wish i could erase it from my memory. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Wow, I really hope that pic isnt real. For anyone wondering if they should click that, I would recommend no unless you like banging dead chicks.

[tom441lbk]

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We need pictures of this old ass.

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****NSFW Beware life changing pic best to just not click NSFW**** (http://www.ihostphotos.com/show.php?id=219726)

You guys will still click I wish i could erase it from my memory. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


[censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]

I just woke up my whole house because that made me scream in horror.

:::::SHUDDER:::::::

god fukcing damnit that [censored] is going to give me [censored] nightmares for the rest of my life

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so i take it i shouldnt click that?

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DO NOT Click On It. Take my reaction, and keep in mind that I do not find Tubgirl very offensive at all.

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i just threwup in my mouth


[censored] ass [censored], why the [censored] did you post that man, come on, have some [censored] decency, you warned us, but still, come on, [censored] a' /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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DO NOT Click On It. Take my reaction, and keep in mind that I do not find Tubgirl very offensive at all.

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It's best described as a melting spoiled ice cream sculpture of your deceased great grandmother.

[Vavavoom]

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I just woke up my whole house because that made me scream in horror.

:::::SHUDDER:::::::

god fukcing damnit that [censored] is going to give me [censored] nightmares for the rest of my life



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DO NOT Click On STUEYS LINK. Take my reaction, and keep in mind that I do not find Tubgirl very offensive at all.



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[Sephus]

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Sephus: Sarus is the one who was banned, not SandyVag, who was asking what YSSCKY meant.

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see now if you would have assumed that i was paying attention rather than that i wasn't, you would have realized that i was saying i don't believe sandyvag is new at all, rather that he was simply banned and actually knows what YSSCKY means. c'mon!

[asofel]

see now i want to click it


(i [censored] suck at quick reply)

edit: oh wow.....that's........i'm seriously going to throw up in my mouth.....