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MasterShakes
11-29-2005, 12:08 AM
Story is here...

http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.asp?id=14684&p=1

and here...

http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.asp?id=14687&p=1

and here...

http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.asp?id=14692&p=1

The popups and ads are annoying as hell, but just be patient if you really want to read the story.

How funny would it be to see this pull up along side of you and come after you...

http://austinwm.club.fr/HTLM/Photos/R/Ric_Flair/Ric_Flair_-_Richard_Morgan_Flehr_04.jpg

I'd take a beating, and have a story to tell for the rest of my life. For wrestling fans, the comedy material here is virtually endless.
sfer
11-29-2005, 12:09 AM
He's using a closed fist, Jesse!!!!
11-29-2005, 12:28 AM
He must have been red as hell
Sponger15SB
11-29-2005, 12:30 AM
AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sponger15SB
11-29-2005, 12:32 AM
Since that site is filled with like 800000 ads I'll just post the story here...

CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Pro wrestler Ric Flair faces assault charges after a road rage incident on Interstate 485 in Charlotte. Another driver said Flair attacked him and his car.

The driver said he was on I-485 on Wednesday,trying to get out of town for the Thanksgiving holiday and traffic was slow.

The driver said he noticed someone behind him flashing their headlights, so he hit his brakes.

The driver said the car then pulled along side him, police said. The victim said he immediately recognized the driver as Ric Flair.

The driver told police that Flair got out of his car, walked over to the vehicle, grabbed him by the neck and damaged his car.

Police said there are two warrants out for Flair -- simple assault and damage to personal property.

Flair's attorney, Richard Finnell, said Flair is unaware of the warrants. He said Flair is in Michigan this week for a pay-per-view wrestling event.

Finnell said Flair would be back in Charlotte on Tuesday.
LAGmaniac
11-29-2005, 12:36 AM
I wonder how this will fit into the Ric Flair = Ghostbusters theory (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=62e8c13c122116301781105c45225770& threadid=1721403)
KDawgCometh
11-29-2005, 12:38 AM
its not as bad as his son Reid being charged with assualt from a wrestling match(as in regular wrestling). I think he beat down some dude after one of his matches for blair academy or somthing like that
Soul Daddy
11-29-2005, 12:39 AM
This is what happens when a jet flyin', limousine ridin' son of a gun is forced to drive his own car.
Russ McGinley
11-29-2005, 12:40 AM
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The driver told police that Flair got out of his car, walked over to the vehicle, grabbed him by the neck and damaged his car.

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TO BE THE MAN... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(strut-elbow drop the canvas)
MasterShakes
11-29-2005, 12:44 AM
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The driver told police that Flair got out of his car, walked over to the vehicle, grabbed him by the neck and damaged his car.

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TO BE THE MAN... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(strut-elbow drop the canvas)

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He slapped the figure four on the exhaust system.
The Truth
11-29-2005, 01:44 AM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

<font color="white"> flair rules </font>

blake
utmt40
11-29-2005, 01:52 AM
No its: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nature Boy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
johnnybeef
11-29-2005, 01:54 AM
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I'd take a beating, and have a story to tell for the rest of my life. For wrestling fans, the comedy material here is virtually endless.


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the dude is in his 60s almost. i know of no 60 year old man that could whip my ass. there may be ones that would beat me up, but i guarantee they would not come out of it without a scar. but then again, im just a beefcake. sigh.
CrazyEyez
11-29-2005, 01:56 AM
You know, the Nazis had pieces of Flair that they -
whoops - wrong thread
B00T
11-29-2005, 02:00 AM
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the dude is in his 60s almost. i know of no 60 year old man that could whip my ass. there may be ones that would beat me up, but i guarantee they would not come out of it without a scar. but then again, im just a beefcake. sigh.

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My money's on Ric Flair.
MasterShakes
11-29-2005, 03:56 AM
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the dude is in his 60s almost. i know of no 60 year old man that could whip my ass. there may be ones that would beat me up, but i guarantee they would not come out of it without a scar. but then again, im just a beefcake. sigh.

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My money's on Ric Flair.

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...or just about any other male pro wrestler in the business right now.
samjjones
11-29-2005, 10:52 AM
I guess the Lear jet was in the shop?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
canis582
11-29-2005, 10:59 AM
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the dude is in his 60s almost. i know of no 60 year old man that could whip my ass. there may be ones that would beat me up, but i guarantee they would not come out of it without a scar. but then again, im just a beefcake. sigh.

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My money's on Ric Flair.

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...or just about any other male pro wrestler in the business right now.

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He is in better cardio shape than 99 percent of the OOTers.

He never had the best body in the world, but at least his heart isnt the size of Secretariat's from all the roids.

Your girlfriend wants to take a ride of Space Mountain, fatboy. WOOOOOOOOOO!
4_2_it
11-29-2005, 11:06 AM
"You may not like it, but you'd better learn to love it. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! !!!!"
TheRover
11-29-2005, 11:32 AM
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I wonder how this will fit into the Ric Flair = Ghostbusters theory (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=62e8c13c122116301781105c45225770&amp; threadid=1721403)

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That was [censored] awesome.

For the record, Ric Flair is God.
bones
11-29-2005, 11:45 AM
I recently had a brief layover in Dallas. As I was walking through the airport, out of the corner of my eye I notice a very orange man. It was in fact, the Nature Boy. He's sitting alone in a very nice suit and nobody is within 200 yards of him. Since he's by the escalator, I have the opportunity walk past the legend. As I get near him, I give him a nod a "sup bro" and keep moving. He glares at me like I'm Ricky Steamboat. I quicken my pace and continue to my flight.

He was a very angry man.
Russ McGinley
11-29-2005, 05:31 PM
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He glares at me like I'm Ricky Steamboat.

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Clearly Naitch only responds to four-finger salutes.
SCfuji
11-29-2005, 05:33 PM
lol this is awesome.
utmt40
11-30-2005, 01:39 AM
Have a look at his mug shot.

http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/ric1.jpg
Russ McGinley
11-30-2005, 01:43 AM
Looks like 40 years of blading is taking its toll on his forehead.