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11-28-2005, 09:12 PM
Just had a huge dinner, salsissa sandwich, calamari, and wine...brought this question to mind.

Soul Daddy
11-28-2005, 09:13 PM
The drive home from work.

tonypaladino
11-28-2005, 09:13 PM
after dinner smoke is very satisfying, but I'd say the most satisfying is getting out of the airport after a long flight.

istewart
11-28-2005, 09:14 PM
The one I stamp into the ground while you're rotting in a cancer ward is pretty [censored] satisfying.

11-28-2005, 09:15 PM
the one i flick in the face of gayass hippy idiots is pretty satisfying too

11-28-2005, 09:15 PM
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The one I stamp into the ground while you're rotting in a cancer ward is pretty [censored] satisfying.

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Thanks. I voted post-dinner though, maybe I should change it to after sex-with your wife.

daryn
11-28-2005, 09:16 PM
salsiccia

Duffman
11-28-2005, 09:17 PM
I quit a couple of months ago, but my favorite was always after a nice fat blunt/joint or whatever way you get weed into your system.

istewart
11-28-2005, 09:17 PM
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the one i flick in the face of gayass hippy idiots is pretty satisfying too

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lol, I don't care if people smoke, I just felt like making a cancer remark.

11-28-2005, 09:18 PM
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salsiccia

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Around here its salsiccia, salsissa, salzizza, dont know what is correct, but salsissa is usually how I see it.

daryn
11-28-2005, 09:18 PM
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salsiccia

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Around here its salsiccia, salsissa, salzizza, dont know what is correct, but salsissa is usually how I see it.

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you must live in moronland

11-28-2005, 09:19 PM
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salsiccia

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Around here its salsiccia, salsissa, salzizza, dont know what is correct, but salsissa is usually how I see it.

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you must live in moronland

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St. Louis, very, very close though.

dblgutshot
11-28-2005, 09:22 PM
I've also quit smoking recently. The best cigarette is the first one you have after having 'quit' for a few days.

vexvelour
11-28-2005, 09:22 PM
I think you forgot an essential cig time: after class or after work.

WackityWhiz
11-28-2005, 09:28 PM
one I can't smell

JonPKibble
11-28-2005, 09:52 PM
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I quit several months ago, but my favorite was always after bong hits.

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11-28-2005, 10:09 PM
the last one I had. 3 years ago

daryn
11-28-2005, 10:12 PM
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the last one I had. 3 years ago

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was that one the most satisfying because it was your last and you are pround of quitting, or was that actually just a damn good cigarette?

if the first thing, then you should have said something like:

the most satisfying cigarette for me was the one i DIDN'T have today! "LOL"!

jba
11-28-2005, 10:12 PM
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you must live in moronland

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St. Louis, very, very close though.

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this is one of those "biggest city, but not the capital" questions, right?

utmt40
11-28-2005, 10:15 PM
I put other because I dont smoke and I think it is gross.

rudedog78
11-28-2005, 10:17 PM
never =p

CheckRaise
11-28-2005, 10:27 PM
The first one during a drinking session or while drinking coffee.

tonypaladino
11-28-2005, 10:27 PM
As the results show, the after-sex cigarette is highly overrated.

Edit: (Sorry to go off on a tanget) I have more of a craving for greasy food after sex. I don't know why, but one of my old girlfriends was the same way, we used to sleep together and then walk over to the fried chicken place. /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif

(And no, she wasn't fat at all)

sfer
11-28-2005, 11:23 PM
The answer is clearly the first one of the day. After that it's all downhill.

11-29-2005, 01:09 AM
Im no longer a smoker, but the obvious choice is missing: while on the shitter.

bwana devil
11-29-2005, 01:33 AM
im a former smoker and i loved a glass of OJ and a cigarette in the morning. that was was the best. im a bit nostalgic thinking about it.

now i make the thought of cigarettes repulsive to me. it's the only thing that keeps me from smoking.

ChipWrecked
11-29-2005, 01:36 AM
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The one I stamp into the ground while you're rotting in a cancer ward is pretty [censored] satisfying.

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You've really been 'on' the past couple days, keep 'em coming!

utmt40
11-29-2005, 01:42 AM
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The one I stamp into the ground while you're rotting in a cancer ward is pretty [censored] satisfying.

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nh sir!

captZEEbo1
11-29-2005, 03:20 AM
the after poker smoke

grabdemankles
11-29-2005, 04:54 AM
Post bowl should be on the list.

x2ski
11-29-2005, 06:03 AM
After a good session and/or day in which you got a lot of [censored] accomplished... A day that can be considered both a grind and a victory.

You confirm that all is in order... All is done, you have no more time for anything else even remotely productive.

So you toke it up until you are satisfied, pour yourself a drink, and walk out onto the lanai to enjoy a tube-stacked cig full of fresh American Spirit tobacco.

Rinse and repeat until you pass-out.

scrub
11-29-2005, 07:47 AM
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The answer is clearly the first one of the day. After that it's all downhill.

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scrub

nicky g
11-29-2005, 08:04 AM
Home from work/class to have a beer and a cigarette on your Moroccan balcony with your cool roommate was a good one... summer was good. I don't smoke now though.

Eurotrash
11-29-2005, 10:28 AM
can I cast a write-in for the marijuana cigarette? I'm not a fan of the regular kind.

BoogerFace
11-29-2005, 10:34 AM
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during a drinking session

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xadrez
11-29-2005, 10:41 AM
The first one of the day never did anything for me. It always felt like a chore and hurt my throat.

I voted for the after dinner. The one right after a huge dinner + coffee is the one I still truly miss after quitting almost a year ago.

This thread is making me a little vaclempt.

IndieMatty
11-29-2005, 11:13 AM
The "[censored] those mushrooms are really kicking in" ciggy.

JonPKibble
11-29-2005, 12:45 PM
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can I cast a write-in for the marijuana cigarette? I'm not a fan of the regular kind.

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DarkForceRising
11-29-2005, 12:52 PM
I voted dinner but my fav is after getting out of a movie.

Joseph Busti
11-29-2005, 12:56 PM
This is a tough one since all of those situations are optimal times for a smoke. Im going with the morning cig since its usually the only time I get a buzz off of them.

Boris
11-29-2005, 01:00 PM
Camel str8

xadrez
11-29-2005, 01:01 PM
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The "[censored] those mushrooms are really kicking in" ciggy.

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I voted dinner but my fav is after getting out of a movie.

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Two more excellent choices. Im on the verge of tears right now.

bad beetz
11-29-2005, 01:33 PM
I hope they find that tofu, as it turns out, is a leading cause of colon cancer.... and you die from it...

I'll pour some St. Ides out for you, bitchkee, then lean over to get a light from yo MAMA!!!! hahahahahahhaha....

Yo mama is so fat... when she backs up she beeps.....

Yo mama is so fat... when they yell cool-aid she comes busting through the wall screamin, "OH YEAH!"

Yo mama is like blue cheese.... I hate her.
Yo mama is so the bones in my shoulder it's rediculous.

xadrez
11-29-2005, 01:47 PM
Yo momma is so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo momma so fat she uses sheep for tampons.

Yo momma so short she can do backflips under the bed.

Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu.

Yo momma got one leg shorter than the other and the biatch talks about "aint no half steppin"

IndieMatty
11-29-2005, 01:58 PM
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Camel str8

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Way better than Camel Gay

11-29-2005, 02:11 PM
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the last one I had. 3 years ago

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was that one the most satisfying because it was your last and you are pround of quitting, or was that actually just a damn good cigarette?

if the first thing, then you should have said something like:

the most satisfying cigarette for me was the one i DIDN'T have today! "LOL"!

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"was that one the most satisfying because it was your last"
Yes, I knew it was my last and it was the last time I got laid too so for me I vote After Sex

scrub
11-29-2005, 02:20 PM
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Camel str8

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You are mistaken, which, since you are a man of great wisdom, surprises me.

Marlboro Red is the superior filtered cigarette, at least from the standpoint of delicious nicotine. Kamel Reds are the best Camel filter.

Neither can touch an unfiltered lucky, or, even better, some high end unfiltered like a Nat Havana Blue Oval.

scrub

evil_twin
11-29-2005, 02:33 PM
I smoked for 15 years, and quit about 4 years ago. The most satisfying cigarettes for me now are all the ones I'm not feeling the need to have.

So as not to appear a total nit (failed already huh?), when I smoked the most satisfying was after those first couple of beers when out drinking.

xadrez
11-29-2005, 03:32 PM
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