Christmas Haiku

[diebitter]

They say Santa comes
only once a year, but then...
He fills your stockings!

/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Okay, who's next to give it a go?

[The Yugoslavian]

Damn, wtf pwn3d.
I hate corner Santa bells, /images/graemlins/frown.gif
No money for him. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

Yugoslav

All-out Christmas sale!
Get plasma TV’s cheap, or
Trampled at Wal-Mart!

Christmas Eve at home
Watch luminarias glow
Enjoy posole

ScottieK

[Slow Play Ray]

Sweater doesn't fit
Already have this CD
Next year just give cash

[2planka]

Simple-minded fools
Prostrating themselves before
Hypocrisy's birth.

[Autocratic]

I don't want cufflinks
You call yourself my girlfriend?
Get on your knees, bitch.

[pokerdirty]

that's f-in deep

Racing through the mall
Why do I wait so damn long
To buy gifts for all

[Los Feliz Slim]

Seventy degrees.
It feels so strange, this Christmas
in Los Angeles.