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Sponger15SB

11-28-2005, 02:14 AM

I hope to make 1 bad beat post a day so you know what it is like to be the unluckiest poker player in the world.

Seat 1: NCaumartin (1490 in chips)
Seat 2: Sponger15SB (1510 in chips)
NCaumartin: posts small blind 25
Sponger15SB: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Sponger15SB [Kh Jc]
NCaumartin: raises 200 to 250
Sponger15SB: raises 1260 to 1510 and is all-in
NCaumartin: calls 1240 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [7d 7s Ks]
*** TURN *** [7d 7s Ks] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [7d 7s Ks Js] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Sponger15SB: shows [Kh Jc] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
NCaumartin: shows [Td Ah] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
NCaumartin collected 2980 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2980 | Rake 0
Board [7d 7s Ks Js Qc]
Seat 1: NCaumartin (button) (small blind) showed [Td Ah] and won (2980) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 2: Sponger15SB (big blind) showed [Kh Jc] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks

DeezNutz3

11-28-2005, 02:16 AM

Where is the suckout?

danzasmack

11-28-2005, 02:18 AM

yeah for this to be a suckout i think he has to call you all in on the flop.

Sponger15SB

11-28-2005, 02:18 AM

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Where is the suckout?

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*** RIVER *** [7d 7s Ks Js] [Qc]

river gives him a straight

DUH. I swear I'm never playing at riverstars again, back to party for me.

I deposit $100, go like 16-5 in $10 HU games, then move up to the $20s and now I'm back down to $28. [censored] this [censored].

Sponger15SB

11-28-2005, 02:19 AM

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yeah for this to be a suckout i think he has to call you all in on the flop.

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I don't think you know what a suckout is.

DcifrThs

11-28-2005, 02:19 AM

is this a tourney?

HU cash game?

you pushed all in w/ the worst hand, got called and lost.

Barron

Sponger15SB

11-28-2005, 02:20 AM

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is this a tourney?

HU cash game?

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HU tourney. $22

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you pushed all in w/ the worst hand, got called and lost.

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Yes, but I had top two pair on the turn, and then he rivers the straight.

I thought you were a smart guy. Guess not.

11-28-2005, 02:22 AM

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is this a tourney?

HU cash game?

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HU tourney. $22

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you pushed all in w/ the worst hand, got called and lost.

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Yes, but I had top two pair on the turn, and then he rivers the straight.

I thought you were a smart guy. Guess not.

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this is the funniest stuff on the net, hands down

DcifrThs

11-28-2005, 02:23 AM

Claunchy

11-28-2005, 02:25 AM

Damn river rats'll get you every time. You should move up, so people will respect your raises and you will make tons of $$$.

runner4life7

11-28-2005, 02:26 AM

see this is exactly why i want to play hold em with only 4 cards on the board my ROI would be 110%

TheMainEvent

11-28-2005, 02:28 AM

Holdem Hi: 44 enumerated boards containing Ks Js 7s 7d
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Jc Kh 37 84.09 7 15.91 0 0.00 0.841
Td Ah 7 15.91 37 84.09 0 0.00 0.159

What an idiot. I guess some people like being 80% to one.

tinhat

11-28-2005, 02:32 AM

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I hope to make 1 bad beat post a day so you know what it is like to be the unluckiest poker player in the world.

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Do I hear a challenge to my rightful crown?

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, A/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
Hero raises, ImAnAssclown calls, 1 fold, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (8 SB) K/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 5/images/graemlins/club.gif, 3/images/graemlins/club.gif (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, ImAnAssclown calls, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (6 BB) Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, ImAnAssclown calls, SB calls, BB folds.

River: (9 BB) A/images/graemlins/heart.gif (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, ImAnAssclown calls, SB calls.

Final Pot: 12 BB

Results:
SB has Kc Jh (one pair, kings).
Hero has Kd As (two pair, aces and kings).
ImAnAssclown has Jd Th (straight, ace high).
Outcome: CallMeAssclown wins 12 BB.

Sponger15SB

11-28-2005, 02:32 AM

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I guess some people like being 80% to one.

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Sponger15SB

11-28-2005, 02:33 AM

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I hope to make 1 bad beat post a day so you know what it is like to be the unluckiest poker player in the world.

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Do I hear a challenge to my rightful crown?

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Whoa whoa whoa make your own threads anti-luckbox.

There is only so much pity to go around.

TheMainEvent

11-28-2005, 02:34 AM

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I guess some people like being 80% to one.

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Sponger15SB

11-28-2005, 02:34 AM

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http://www2.fileplanet.com/images/150000/152332ss_sm.jpg

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lol, I like that guy, I can sympathize with him.

tinhat

11-28-2005, 02:41 AM

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I hope to make 1 bad beat post a day so you know what it is like to be the unluckiest poker player in the world.

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Do I hear a challenge to my rightful crown?

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Whoa whoa whoa make your own threads anti-luckbox.

There is only so much pity to go around.

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[censored], I'm so unlucky I can't even hijack a thread. 2 coats of wax on that crown please...

Mike

11-28-2005, 02:55 AM

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I hope to make 1 bad beat post a day so you know what it is like to be the unluckiest poker player in the world.

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Do I hear a challenge to my rightful crown?

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, A/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
Hero raises, ImAnAssclown calls, 1 fold, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (8 SB) K/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 5/images/graemlins/club.gif, 3/images/graemlins/club.gif (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, ImAnAssclown calls, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (6 BB) Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, ImAnAssclown calls, SB calls, BB folds.

River: (9 BB) A/images/graemlins/heart.gif (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, ImAnAssclown calls, SB calls.

Final Pot: 12 BB

Results:
SB has Kc Jh (one pair, kings).
Hero has Kd As (two pair, aces and kings).
ImAnAssclown has Jd Th (straight, ace high).
Outcome: CallMeAssclown wins 12 BB.

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Overcalls? Not that he was thinking that...

tinhat

11-28-2005, 03:00 AM

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Overcalls? Not that he was thinking that...

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That's a good point; so actually his 1-out flop call was really to induce overcalls the rest of the way? I didn't think of that...

Mike

11-28-2005, 03:10 AM

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Overcalls? Not that he was thinking that...

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That's a good point; so actually his 1-out flop call was really to induce overcalls the rest of the way? I didn't think of that...

Mike

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hummm..like, um I ignored his flop & turn play, so I now see your point

tinhat

11-28-2005, 03:14 AM

Don't feel bad; he was ignoring his pf/flop play too...

Mike

sweetjazz

11-28-2005, 03:51 AM

When you are all-in before the flop, the order in which the five community cards come does not matter.

People who don't understand this tend to suck at poker.

peritonlogon

11-28-2005, 03:58 AM

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When you are all-in before the flop, the order in which the five community cards come does not matter.

People who don't understand this tend to suck at poker.

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It just doesn't stop.... And it keeps getting better

PoBoy321

11-28-2005, 04:00 AM

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When you are all-in before the flop, the order in which the five community cards come does not matter.

People who don't understand this tend to suck at poker.

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Dude, he had 2 pair, the other guy had ace high. What are you, an idiot?

sweetjazz

11-28-2005, 04:03 AM

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Dude, he had 2 pair, the other guy had ace high. What are you, an idiot?

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Why yes, yes I am. I didn't realize he had two pair and the other guy had ace high. It's hard to read the hand histories without the converter. This is like one of the worst beats ever. A cooler. A donkey play. Beat of the century. Brutal. Just brutal.

DMBFan23

11-28-2005, 04:12 AM

Sponger., your posts in this forum are genius

Justin A

11-28-2005, 04:28 AM

Stupid gutshot straight draw. Stupid four outer.

Alexthegreat

11-28-2005, 06:17 AM

What??

Is this a joke??

Grisgra

11-28-2005, 12:55 PM

I am absolutely stunned that people can't see the badness of this beat. You flop the near-nuts, and he goes runner-runner to beat you. Suckout KING. I feel your pain, man.

2+2 wannabe

11-28-2005, 01:28 PM

[censored] ridiculous - you had TWO PAIR! he had NO PAIR! I didn't even think you could beat two pair with no pair with only one card left!!!

online poker is RIGGED!

what did he get, a royal sampler?

jcmack13

11-28-2005, 05:32 PM

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what did he get, a royal sampler?

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And the award for "Most obscure Simpsons reference" goes to....

B Dids

11-28-2005, 05:38 PM

Sponger is very good at this forum.

Other people are not good at this forum.

Eurotrash

11-28-2005, 05:58 PM

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Sponger is very good at this forum.

Other people are not good at this forum.

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this is so true. I hope people continue to suck at this forum

does any body else get the feeling that the know-it-alls who chime in to shoot sponger down are all gay table coaches?

nolanfan34

11-28-2005, 06:20 PM

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Sponger is very good at this forum.

Other people are not good at this forum.

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Speaking of, WHERE IS THE 11/29/05 DAILY SUCKOUT!!!!????

MEbenhoe

11-28-2005, 06:21 PM

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Sponger is very good at this forum.

Other people are not good at this forum.

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Speaking of, WHERE IS THE 11/29/05 DAILY SUCKOUT!!!!????

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someone is bad at dates... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

nolanfan34

11-28-2005, 06:25 PM

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Sponger is very good at this forum.

Other people are not good at this forum.

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Speaking of, WHERE IS THE 11/29/05 DAILY SUCKOUT!!!!????

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someone is bad at dates... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Yeah, I see the problem, it was the OP posting this on the 27th. BAD BEAT!!!

Boris

11-28-2005, 06:27 PM

That sucks bro.

Say, I still havn't received the invite to your Xmas party. I'm hoping it's because the postal workers are lazy and not because you forgot to put my name on the invite list.

Lottery Larry

11-28-2005, 06:31 PM

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so you know what it is like to be the unluckiest poker player in the world.

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From the looks of the picture on the left, you're lucky in love?

And you're complaining about one bad beat a DAY? I need to look up my anti-BB Guide and post it here...

PITTM

11-28-2005, 09:51 PM

bump

11-28-2005, 10:07 PM

How can the guy that got all his money in the pot with the best hand suckout???

jojobinks

11-28-2005, 10:09 PM

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How can the guy that got all his money in the pot with the best hand suckout???

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re-read the thread,noob. he had a pair.

DRD66

11-29-2005, 02:18 AM

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"Most obscure Simpsons reference"

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36TJK (http://www.lardlad.com/expert.shtml)

Sponger15SB

11-29-2005, 02:28 AM

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That sucks bro.

Say, I still havn't received the invite to your Xmas party. I'm hoping it's because the postal workers are lazy and not because you forgot to put my name on the invite list.

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It already happened. Classy coctail party, followed by dance party, followed by after hours dancing, followed by skinny dipping in ocean, followed by shower party karaoke, more dancing, etc.

Good times.

You didn't get the invitation? It must've gotten.... lost in the mail.... muahahahaa

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1465/583/1600/seinfeld_newman.jpg

12-01-2005, 05:58 PM

December's here, bump!