Expired Condoms

[Tanach]

I found some old condoms in my closet from my HS days when I was home for TG break. Are these ok to use? They've been expired for about 1.5 years. Anyone ever try it and want to give a TR?

Thanks

~jack

They break; have fun, daddy.

[scotty34]

I'm sure they are fine. Let us know how it turns out.

[eviljeff]

expiration dates on condoms are just scare tactics implemented by the Catholic Church. bang away, dude.

[Claunchy]

Those expiration dates are made up so they can avoid legal trouble. Trust me, you'll be fine.

Remember too, if she's on top, everything will leak out anyway and there's virtually no way she'll get pregnant.

[Sponger15SB]

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I found some old condoms in my closet from my HS days when I was home for TG break. Are these ok to use? They've been expired for about 1.5 years.

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jk

[citanul]

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I found some old condoms in my closet from my HS days when I was home for TG break. Are these ok to use? They've been expired for about 1.5 years. Anyone ever try it and want to give a TR?

Thanks

~jack

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dude, condoms are cheap. just buy new ones.

[Claunchy]

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I found some old condoms in my closet from my HS days when I was home for TG break. Are these ok to use? They've been expired for about 1.5 years. Anyone ever try it and want to give a TR?

Thanks

~jack

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dude, condoms are cheap. just buy new ones.

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This is blantant BS propaganda spread by the condom companies to keep people buying fresh condoms when the old ones are clearly still usable. Don't buy into this nonsense.

[-Skeme-]

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This is blantant BS propaganda spread by the condom companies to keep people buying fresh condoms when the old ones are clearly still usable. Don't buy into this nonsense.

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This would be the perfect place for the ol "better safe than sorry" bit.

[pokerjoker]

lets analyze the EV of this play

if you win you get to have sex a few times without spending money (I hope)
if you lose you are [censored] the rest of your life
if you fold you wasted ~$10 on condoms u put into the pot.

easy fold.

[Claunchy]

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lets analyze the EV of this play

if you win you get to have sex a few times without spending money (I hope)
if you lose you are [censored] the rest of your life
if you fold you wasted ~$10 on condoms u put into the pot.

easy fold.

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I don't know what all this "EV" poker mumbo-jumbo is, but if you're saying the condoms are fine, then you're 110% right.

[runner4life7]

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lets analyze the EV of this play

if you win you get to have sex a few times without spending money (I hope)
if you lose you are [censored] the rest of your life
if you fold you wasted ~$10 on condoms u put into the pot.

easy fold.

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I don't know what all this "EV" poker mumbo-jumbo is, but if you're saying the condoms are fine, then you're 110% right.

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very nice, that got me to actually laugh out loud, not the fake lol crap

[WackityWhiz]

Condoms are kinda like mayonnaise... someone finish this for me please

read my mind

[tom441lbk]

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Condoms are kinda like mayonnaise... someone finish this for me please

read my mind

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They go really good on ham sandwiches /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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Condoms are kinda like mayonnaise... someone finish this for me please

read my mind

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You only find out if it was bad is after youve used it?

[PokerFink]

Go to a health clinic.

Get condoms for free. Or 2 for a $1 or whatever.

Have sex without worrying about the damn thing breaking.

Repeat. Don't rinse the condom; that's nasty.

[Jack of Arcades]

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Condoms are kinda like mayonnaise... someone finish this for me please

read my mind

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You only find out if it was bad is after youve used it?

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I'd rather put my dick in mayonnaise than in a condom.

Tasty indeed

[tonypaladino]

1. WTF is TG and TR?
2. You don't need condoms, just use milky way wrappers.


Edit: OK, I just realized TG Break is Thanksgiving break. WTF Is TR?

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

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WTF Is TR?

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Trip report.

[tonypaladino]

Ooh

ty

[Blarg]

Saves on dishwashing.

[craig r]

Why would you come on a gambling message board and ask a question about expired condoms? Wouldn't of it taken about 2 minutes to call Walgreens (in fact, if you call one of their 24 hour pharmacies and hit "0" you will directed to a live person)?

Also, your closet probably gets hotter than room temperature, so I don't think the expiration date is the only thing to worry about. Try keeping them in your wallet or glove compartment of your car instead. The freezer is another possibility.

Also, if you are too lazy to just go to the store and spend the 3.69, you will probably be too lazy to actually go out and meet a girl. So, you can avoid this whole issue of even having to buy new condoms or using the expired dried out ones and just call an escort girl. They will only use condoms that they bring. Now, you get the best of both worlds, no risk on expired condoms, you don't have to go to the store and buy the condoms, nor do you have to even go out and find the girl.

craig

p.s. Can you change your name? It is too close to a poster's whose post I like to read a lot. If you want you can make a post about whether you should do this or not.

[craig r]

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Those expiration dates are made up so they can avoid legal trouble. Trust me, you'll be fine.

Remember too, if she's on top, everything will leak out anyway and there's virtually no way she'll get pregnant.

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The "her being on top" thing is just a myth. If he/she has a waterbed she won't get pregnant. He can also do it in a pool/hottub and she won't get pregnant. Or, if he has sex with a virgin she can't get pregant either. So, as is evident he doesn't even have to buy any new condoms if he can fulfill one of the three criterial above. Also, I think if they do it standing up she won't get pregnant either. Pull and Pray is also a possible method he could use, but there would be about a .5% chance of her getting pregant like that and is not nearly as fool proof as the other options above.

craig

p.s. Clauncy, you really should be careful about the myths that you spread on a message board. You wouldn't want to give bad advice and have someone follow it. Though, if she was on top and they were in a pool your advice wouldn't be so bad.

[housenuts]

even if they are still fine and good to use, don't use them anyways because condoms suck.

[27offsuit]

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I found some old condoms in my closet from my HS days when I was home for TG break. Are these ok to use? They've been expired for about 1.5 years. Anyone ever try it and want to give a TR?

Thanks

~jack

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16. Deflowering my 15 y.o. GF. Used old, ragged condom from buddy's wallet.

Deflowering was great. Pulling out and having only the ring left on my stuff.......not great.

Throw away.

[LALDAAS]

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Pulling out and having only the ring left on my stuff.......not great.


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rofl /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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lets analyze the EV of this play

if you win you get to have sex a few times without spending money (I hope)
if you lose you are [censored] the rest of your life
if you fold you wasted ~$10 on condoms u put into the pot.

easy fold.

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I don't know what all this "EV" poker mumbo-jumbo is, but if you're saying the condoms are fine, then you're 110% right.

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very nice, that got me to actually laugh out loud, not the fake lol crap

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[samjjones]

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Remember too, if she's on top, everything will leak out anyway and there's virtually no way she'll get pregnant.

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nh. My wife just found out she was pregnant on Thanksgiving morning. She's figured out that we conceived on November 5th, a "her on top" affair. The kid doesn't come out backwards or anything, right? And yes...this is a brag post.

[CORed]

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Why would you come on a gambling message board and ask a question about expired condoms? Wouldn't of it taken about 2 minutes to call Walgreens (in fact, if you call one of their 24 hour pharmacies and hit "0" you will directed to a live person)?

Also, your closet probably gets hotter than room temperature, so I don't think the expiration date is the only thing to worry about. Try keeping them in your wallet or glove compartment of your car instead. The freezer is another possibility.

Also, if you are too lazy to just go to the store and spend the 3.69, you will probably be too lazy to actually go out and meet a girl. So, you can avoid this whole issue of even having to buy new condoms or using the expired dried out ones and just call an escort girl. They will only use condoms that they bring. Now, you get the best of both worlds, no risk on expired condoms, you don't have to go to the store and buy the condoms, nor do you have to even go out and find the girl.



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All that's true, but the escort will probably cost more than the new condoms. So I guess the question is whether the OP dosn't want to buy new condoms because he is cheap, or becuase he lazy. Of course, if he's too cheap to buy new condoms, he has little chance of getting laid anyway, by pro or amateur.

[Shajen]

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Remember too, if she's on top, everything will leak out anyway and there's virtually no way she'll get pregnant.

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nh. My wife just found out she was pregnant on Thanksgiving morning. She's figured out that we conceived on November 5th, a "her on top" affair. The kid doesn't come out backwards or anything, right? And yes...this is a brag post.

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The kid won't come out backwards, but congratulations, you're having kittens. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Congrats duder.

[samjjones]

Thanks. I am alternating between being very excited and scared shitless.

[diebitter]

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just found out she was pregnant on Thanksgiving morning.

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Congratulations! - great news!

You crazy kids take care now, and keep us posted.

She's gonna be mad as a hatter, Sam, you gotta be a steady, very dependable rock, okay? She's gonna be nuts, crying, unreasonable, scared but you be kind, considerate and solid, show no fear - 'everything's gonna be okay' is your mantra - and everything will be fantastic!

[WackityWhiz]

condoms are like mayonnaise, they can stay on the shelf forever without going bad, but once you open them, you gotta hurry!!!

they are fine, jam it home