Has anyone ever heard of this porn film?

[whiskeytown]

(finally, a topic worthy of OOT) -

Here's the link on MSNBC.COM (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10117474/site/newsweek/)

It's supposedly the biggest budget porn film ever made - whereas an average copy sells 5000 copies, this one is getting close to 100K. - Called "Pirates"

I was interested in at least inspecting it's worthyness of being great cinema... /images/graemlins/grin.gif - but surprisingly, a search on Pirates and Porn turn up way too many links to narrow down.

If anyone would know, you guys would /images/graemlins/grin.gif

RB

[diebitter]

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!

Pirate pussy be the best!

http://www.happyhunter.com/piratekittyR.jpg

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

I was flipping through a Stuff magazine and they had a little blurb about this. Didn't actually read it though...

[whiskeytown]

Made by a company called digital playground.

Here's a link - (NSFW) (http://www.digitalplayground.com/storeproduct.php?pid=725)

I was gonna watch the trailer but to register for a free account you have to give then your credit card number. No way. throwaway email for a one time password delivery, yes, but not my CC number.

Meh.

RB

About 4 years ago, the biggest budget porn was another pirate themed flick called Conquest.

I've always thought Sex Trek was the most entertaining though.

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AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!

Pirate pussy be the best!

http://www.happyhunter.com/piratekittyR.jpg

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ROTFL /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[whiskeytown]

I'm trying to get off everyone's [censored] list, so I'll tell you a story.

I remember reading an article about 3 years ago with Michelle Branch. And she was saying something about a pirate fetish. (She's mentioned it a couple times, actually /images/graemlins/grin.gif) - and I'm like "nice girl like that making comments like that?

Then I saw that Maxim photo shoot of hers.

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/649/mb25qq.jpg

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/5904/michellebranchmaximjan0403tjl3.jpg

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/4307/michellebranchgml57ji.jpg

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/6895/michellebranchgml79rk.jpg

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If the pirates are picking the pirate girls, that's the one I want....arggghhh..

RB

[Bigdaddydvo]

If you are truly a conniseur (sp?) of big budget porn, then you need to rent/buy the Bob Guccinoni's (of Penthouse) classic "Caligula" from 1979 or so.

It was a trainwreck of a movie that was a complete box office bomb. I think the price tag was around $17.5M or so...quite a bit in 1979. It found its niche in video/DVD sales and eventually became the Penthouse brand's all time #1 seller.

[diebitter]

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If you are truly a conniseur (sp?) of big budget porn, then you need to rent/buy the Bob Guccinoni's (of Penthouse) classic "Caligula" from 1979 or so.

It was a trainwreck of a movie that was a complete box office bomb. I think the price tag was around $17.5M or so...quite a bit in 1979. It found its niche in video/DVD sales and eventually became the Penthouse brand's all time #1 seller.

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I actually like 'Caligula' a lot (and think the rude version is the better one), and think it's really a lot better than most seem to think /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[astroglide]

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[The Truth]

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damn /images/graemlins/smile.gif

we can pm em though right?

blake

[Publos Nemesis]

thanks for the headsup.

[siccjay]

Has anyone seen the new porn movie "Dawn of the Head?"

[imported_CaseClosed326]

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we can pm em though right?



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If so, send one here. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Blarg]

I'm surprised a girl with a face like that got a photo shoot.

[Blarg]

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If you are truly a conniseur (sp?) of big budget porn, then you need to rent/buy the Bob Guccinoni's (of Penthouse) classic "Caligula" from 1979 or so.

It was a trainwreck of a movie that was a complete box office bomb. I think the price tag was around $17.5M or so...quite a bit in 1979. It found its niche in video/DVD sales and eventually became the Penthouse brand's all time #1 seller.

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Is that enough to say it actually made money?

[samr]

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we can pm em though right?



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If so, send one here. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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[KJS]

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Here's the link on MSNBC.COM (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10117474/site/newsweek/)



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From the article:

"it features lavish special effects, epic sea battles and skillful swordplay."

I bet it does.

KJS