05-05-2002, 11:59 AM
A mind chilling report has just come in from Headquarters! The location of Headquarters is not a military secret. You will find it two clicks above any neck, enclosed in a very thick skull. The Strategic Biological Command Computer is kept in this skull, where moist chemicals keep it electrically charged and ready for Hold'em action.
In the second millennium of the Hold'em Wars, Commanders are now fighting battles with above average statistical data at their disposal. Commanders rely on the Strategic Biological Command Computer for important Intel. These computers are equiped with two high speed cameras and two sensitive listening devices that are connect to an advanced data processor. This military computer has immediate access to vital statistics. The report provides valuable information about a potential worldwide system failure for many Strategic Biological Command Computers, more commonly know as, "Biologicals."
Headquarters reports, "not all Biological's were created equal." This may very well be considered blaspheming, by certain groups of righteous followers of the Biological hand book. The Biological hand book clearly states; "all biologicals were created equal," However, Headquarters has reliable Intel, proving some Biologicals are statistically flawed. These numerically challenged Biologicals, can be found on every Hold'em battlefield from here too there and beyond. These poor pathetic Biologicals carry an infectious virus that can destroy the normal rhythm and flow of any logical, reasonable thinking Biological.
Alert message ONE, form Headquarters, WARNING! To many interfaces with these flawed Biologicals can be harmful to your overall Hold'em statistics. Your hard drive to the river with superior strength maybe an exercise in futility, when random results favor the virus infected Biological's. Headquarters suggests re-booting your system's bio-computer after each disastrous encounter with these very contagious biological viruses. Re-booting instructions can be found in the Biological hand book. Those who have lost their hand books just type in lowercase letters, (takeawalk) and hit, exit stage right. Failure to re-boot the system can cause and emotional overload (EO). Repeated EO's will erode the integrity of your system, making it possible for the virus to infiltrate your defenses sending you into the insane world of any two will do. Once your system has been downloaded with the virus, a lobotomy maybe the only avenue left for a return to the land of reason. Film at eleven.
SPM,...anyone know how much it costs to get that lobotomy...
In the second millennium of the Hold'em Wars, Commanders are now fighting battles with above average statistical data at their disposal. Commanders rely on the Strategic Biological Command Computer for important Intel. These computers are equiped with two high speed cameras and two sensitive listening devices that are connect to an advanced data processor. This military computer has immediate access to vital statistics. The report provides valuable information about a potential worldwide system failure for many Strategic Biological Command Computers, more commonly know as, "Biologicals."
Headquarters reports, "not all Biological's were created equal." This may very well be considered blaspheming, by certain groups of righteous followers of the Biological hand book. The Biological hand book clearly states; "all biologicals were created equal," However, Headquarters has reliable Intel, proving some Biologicals are statistically flawed. These numerically challenged Biologicals, can be found on every Hold'em battlefield from here too there and beyond. These poor pathetic Biologicals carry an infectious virus that can destroy the normal rhythm and flow of any logical, reasonable thinking Biological.
Alert message ONE, form Headquarters, WARNING! To many interfaces with these flawed Biologicals can be harmful to your overall Hold'em statistics. Your hard drive to the river with superior strength maybe an exercise in futility, when random results favor the virus infected Biological's. Headquarters suggests re-booting your system's bio-computer after each disastrous encounter with these very contagious biological viruses. Re-booting instructions can be found in the Biological hand book. Those who have lost their hand books just type in lowercase letters, (takeawalk) and hit, exit stage right. Failure to re-boot the system can cause and emotional overload (EO). Repeated EO's will erode the integrity of your system, making it possible for the virus to infiltrate your defenses sending you into the insane world of any two will do. Once your system has been downloaded with the virus, a lobotomy maybe the only avenue left for a return to the land of reason. Film at eleven.
SPM,...anyone know how much it costs to get that lobotomy...