2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose? [Archive]

craig r

11-25-2005, 08:04 PM

So, this doesn't turn political, no politicians. Just movie starts, music, fashion, and sports. You could have 10 minutes with each celebrity and a baseball bat for 10 minutes, who would your top two choices be?

My two:

1)The guy from Matchbox 20
2)Toby Keith

(a very very close second was the lead singer from creed).

HtotheNootch

11-25-2005, 08:09 PM

1) Jim Carrey
2) Philadelphia Flyers GM Bobby Clarke

miajag81

11-25-2005, 08:15 PM

Good call on Toby Keith...

#2: Ann Coulter? Sean Hannity? Rush Limbaugh? Any of those idiots would suffice.

Hellrazor

11-25-2005, 08:15 PM

Michael Jackson and George Steinbrenner

CrazyEyez

11-25-2005, 08:15 PM

1) Kobe
2) Oprah

WackityWhiz

11-25-2005, 08:16 PM

1) Jenna Jameson
2) Mark McGwire

Landon_McFly

11-25-2005, 08:16 PM

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1) Kobe
2) Oprah

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Quit hatin

CrazyEyez

11-25-2005, 08:17 PM

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Good call on Toby Keith...

#2: Ann Coulter? Sean Hannity? Rush Limbaugh? Any of those idiots would suffice.

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Read the first sentence of the OP and then re-evaluate your list of idiots.

craig r

11-25-2005, 08:19 PM

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Good call on Toby Keith...

#2: Ann Coulter? Sean Hannity? Rush Limbaugh? Any of those idiots would suffice.

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Read the first sentence of the OP and then re-evaluate your list of idiots.

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I even felt I was pushing it with mr Toby Keith, because of my reasons. But, then I figured he is not an overtly political figure or spokesperson. Well, except for the southerners /images/graemlins/smile.gif

miajag81

11-25-2005, 08:20 PM

tolbiny

11-25-2005, 08:20 PM

Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba. Your offering me 10 mins alone with a celeb? Make love not war.

Otherwise it used to be Rosie o'donnel and carrot top, but they have both faded into obscurity now.

phil_ivey_fan

11-25-2005, 08:21 PM

1) tom cruise (only in front of a crowd)
2) john kerry (not for political reasons, I just think a bat would line up nicely with his freakishly long face)

craig r

11-25-2005, 08:22 PM

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Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba. Your offering me 10 mins alone with a celeb? Make love not war.

Otherwise it used to be Rosie o'donnel and carrot top, but they have both faded into obscurity now.

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So, what are you going to do with the bat? Hmmm....Tolbiny a sadist? Or maybe he wants the bad used on him. A masochist?

craig

ClaytonN

11-25-2005, 08:23 PM

Big & Rich

tdarko

11-25-2005, 08:24 PM

the behemoth mr. keith would grab your bat toss it to the side and bare knuckle beat the [censored] out of you. you should seriously pick someone else, someone you could take...or else change the rules where you can have a gun in case the villain got the "upper hand."

diebitter

11-25-2005, 08:24 PM

1. Gary Glitter
2. whoever greenlit Highlander 2

tolbiny

11-25-2005, 08:25 PM

Listen fucknuttle. its not capitilized. its tolbiny. jesus, if i freakin wanted it in caps, i would have register it in CAPS.

Secondly i'm a masochist first and foremost, but a sadist ony around hot ass celebs.
i need more to drink.

CrazyEyez

11-25-2005, 08:25 PM

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Good call on Toby Keith...

#2: Ann Coulter? Sean Hannity? Rush Limbaugh? Any of those idiots would suffice.

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Read the first sentence of the OP and then re-evaluate your list of idiots.

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Since when are any of the people I mentioned politicians?

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Reading comprehension is not your strong suit. The point of the sentence was not to stop people from naming politicians, it was to stop this from getting political.

smoore

11-25-2005, 08:25 PM

How many members in Nickelback? It'd be a tough choice from there.

craig r

11-25-2005, 08:27 PM

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Listen fucknuttle. its not capitilized. its tolbiny. jesus, if i freakin wanted it in caps, i would have register it in CAPS.

Secondly i'm a masochist first and foremost, but a sadist ony around hot ass celebs.
i need more to drink.

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Listen toLb, is it okay if i call you that, you can do whatever you want with that bat. have fun. I just figured the chances were better of you beating someone with it than having sex with the Jessica's.

craig

AEKDBet

11-25-2005, 08:33 PM

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2) john kerry (not for political reasons, I just think a bat would line up nicely with his freakishly long face)

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bull-shiaaat

miajag81

11-25-2005, 08:34 PM

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Good call on Toby Keith...

#2: Ann Coulter? Sean Hannity? Rush Limbaugh? Any of those idiots would suffice.

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Read the first sentence of the OP and then re-evaluate your list of idiots.

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Since when are any of the people I mentioned politicians?

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Reading comprehension is not your strong suit. The point of the sentence was not to stop people from naming politicians, it was to stop this from getting political.

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But Toby Keith is OK? Is there a reason to hate him other than his politics? Quit being retarded plz.

westside_eh

11-25-2005, 08:35 PM

Richard Gere
Ben Affleck

craig r

11-25-2005, 08:38 PM

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Good call on Toby Keith...

#2: Ann Coulter? Sean Hannity? Rush Limbaugh? Any of those idiots would suffice.

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Read the first sentence of the OP and then re-evaluate your list of idiots.

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Since when are any of the people I mentioned politicians?

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Reading comprehension is not your strong suit. The point of the sentence was not to stop people from naming politicians, it was to stop this from getting political.

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But Toby Keith is OK? Is there a reason to hate him other than his politics? Quit being retarded plz.

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I did choose him for political reasons, but kind of different ones. Mainly, he sings a song in the first person about going and fighting a war and risking your life. He is a millionare who hasn't had to do anything like that. That would be like me writing a song in the first person about a guy who leaves his computer to go out at night. I have no idea what that is like and either does Toby Keith. But, man, that creed guy is starting to piss me off again.

11-25-2005, 08:39 PM

Joan Rivers, Fran Drescher

craig r

11-25-2005, 08:41 PM

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Joan Rivers, Fran Drescher

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nice

CrazyEyez

11-25-2005, 08:43 PM

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That would be like me writing a song in the first person about a guy who leaves his computer to go out at night.

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And you haven't even had your kid yet, right?

henrikrh

11-25-2005, 08:44 PM

Tom Cruise and Martha Stewart, first beat Tom till he admits he's a tool, then beat him to death adn force Martha to make a decorative display out of his internal organs, then beat her just enough that no amount of surgery can fix her enough to let her work in the entertainment industry.

TheMainEvent

11-25-2005, 08:44 PM

1) Bono
2) Barry Bonds, just cause I like irony

craig r

11-25-2005, 08:45 PM

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That would be like me writing a song in the first person about a guy who leaves his computer to go out at night.

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And you haven't even had your kid yet, right?

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I haven't had time man. I am trying to get my CD burner to work (I am horrible with technology) so I can get the new Rob Thomas album, creed's solo career, and toby keiths "red white and blue: the red is for your blood and the blue is for..aww the hell with it".

craig

CrazyEyez

11-25-2005, 08:47 PM

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That would be like me writing a song in the first person about a guy who leaves his computer to go out at night.

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I haven't had time man. I am trying to get my CD burner to work (I am horrible with technology) so I can get the new Rob Thomas album, creed's solo career, and toby keiths "red white and blue: the red is for your blood and the blue is for..aww the hell with it".

craig

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I'm not judging. I'm equally socially deficient.

And if that is the actual name of Toby Keith's album, I'll switch him in on my list for Oprah.

craig r

11-25-2005, 08:50 PM

No, I was making it up. It is called "Red, White, and Blue: Red for their blood, blue for his sadness, and white, well, he has been arguing with his publicist that it is a color. Even though it is just all the colors in the spectrum. Toby doesn't like the idea of 'all the colors' together. In fact he was quoted as saying, "I am not racist but...." and we all know what comes out of somebody's mouth when "I am not a racist but..." is said.

craig

housenuts

11-25-2005, 08:52 PM

Teagan Presley and Jessica Drake.

ah so much fun could be had with that baseball bat

housenuts

11-25-2005, 08:53 PM

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My two:

1)The guy from Matchbox 20
2)Toby Keith

(a very very close second was the lead singer from creed).

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now i'm pissed for replying because you just took a cheap shot at toby keith. that guy is the man

craig r

11-25-2005, 08:57 PM

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My two:

1)The guy from Matchbox 20
2)Toby Keith

(a very very close second was the lead singer from creed).

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now i'm pissed for replying because you just took a cheap shot at toby keith. that guy is the man

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Yeah he is. Fine, I will take it back. I will fight the lead singer of creed. actually, i would just love to tell him to stop singing like he does, that his songs suck, that you suck for tryting to capitalize on "god rock" and that david cross beat you on celebrity poker. And then, I am going to make a wish that him and toby keith do a duet; maybe islands in the stream or even an air supply song.

craig

deacsoft

11-25-2005, 08:59 PM

Dr. Phil & whoever tries to stop me.

Dominic

11-25-2005, 09:12 PM

Michael Jackson (just to see all that plastic SHATTER at impact)

Tim McGraw - horrible singer, horrible performer, AND he's married to a hottie. He's got to go.

craig r

11-25-2005, 09:14 PM

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Michael Jackson (just to see all that plastic SHATTER at impact)

Tim McGraw - horrible singer, horrible performer, AND he's married to a hottie. He's got to go.

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I like the McGraw pick, especially since I have to hear his stupid homoerotic song every monday night. "I don't know what it is about the pushing and the shoving, but I like it, i love it, I want some more of it".

henrikrh

11-25-2005, 10:25 PM

Coming back for seconds

1) Clint Eastwood
2) Charlie Kaufman

By the way, I'm kidding, I'd drop the bat and worship them both.

Skipbidder

11-25-2005, 10:31 PM

Tom Cruise
Sylvia Browne

Publos Nemesis

11-25-2005, 10:36 PM

1.) Nick for cheating on Jessica
2.) Brad for leaving Jen for a dumb whore

masse75

11-25-2005, 10:40 PM

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1) Jim Carrey
2) Philadelphia Flyers GM Bobby Clarke

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This guy is a celebrity?

ilya

11-25-2005, 10:47 PM

dave matthews, bono.

this was so easy.

cwsiggy

11-25-2005, 10:56 PM

1. Janeane Garafolo (surprised no one's mentioned her yet)
2. That english actor what's his name from that foreign flick.

MarkL444

11-25-2005, 11:16 PM

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1)The guy from Matchbox 20
2)Toby Keith

(a very very close second was the lead singer from creed).

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technically that would be a very close third.

samjjones

11-25-2005, 11:23 PM

O.J. Simpson and the Pope. The Pope would be there to give Juice his last rites and remind him that he is going to burn in hell for all eternity for killing those two people. Maybe give him an evil tauning laugh, too.

siccjay

11-25-2005, 11:35 PM

Andy Milonakis

Puff Daddy

bobman0330

11-25-2005, 11:45 PM

1) John Mayer
2) John Mayer again

craig r

11-25-2005, 11:47 PM

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1) John Mayer
2) John Mayer again

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Can you take care of his little buddy Jack Johnson while you are at it?

Talk2BigSteve

11-26-2005, 12:18 AM

#1 Nicole Richie
#2 Jennifer Lopez

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

w_alloy

11-26-2005, 12:28 AM

1. Phil Hellmuth (THIS is a bad beat you bratty motherf'er!)
2. any extremist pundit or "news" show host

nothumb

11-26-2005, 01:05 AM

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Good call on Toby Keith...

#2: Ann Coulter? Sean Hannity? Rush Limbaugh? Any of those idiots would suffice.

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Read the first sentence of the OP and then re-evaluate your list of idiots.

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I even felt I was pushing it with mr Toby Keith, because of my reasons. But, then I figured he is not an overtly political figure or spokesperson. Well, except for the southerners /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Toby Keith is a Democrat... no [censored]

NT

ilya

11-26-2005, 01:06 AM

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dave matthews, bono.

this was so easy.

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wait, no, dave matthews is utterly irrelevant. i change him to bill o'reilly. man, there are so many famous people i'd love to maul...this question isn't as easy as i thought.

11-26-2005, 01:21 AM

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Listen fucknuttle. its not capitilized. its tolbiny. jesus, if i freakin wanted it in caps, i would have register it in CAPS.

Secondly i'm a masochist first and foremost, but a sadist ony around hot ass celebs.
i need more to drink.

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Listen toLb, is it okay if i call you that, you can do whatever you want with that bat. have fun. I just figured the chances were better of you beating someone with it than having sex with the Jessica's.

craig

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO burn

HtotheNootch

11-26-2005, 01:22 AM

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1) Jim Carrey
2) Philadelphia Flyers GM Bobby Clarke

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This guy is a celebrity?

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Obviously you are not a golfer...

Punker

11-26-2005, 01:27 AM

1) Michael Moore
2) Michael Moore's beaten carcass

craig r

11-26-2005, 01:46 AM

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Good call on Toby Keith...

#2: Ann Coulter? Sean Hannity? Rush Limbaugh? Any of those idiots would suffice.

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Read the first sentence of the OP and then re-evaluate your list of idiots.

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I even felt I was pushing it with mr Toby Keith, because of my reasons. But, then I figured he is not an overtly political figure or spokesperson. Well, except for the southerners /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Toby Keith is a Democrat... no [censored]

NT

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I don't care if he is an anarcho-syndicalist, I don't like him.

11-26-2005, 03:32 AM

1) Kathy Griffin, I would beat her up with the bat and then SIIHP.
2) Andy Milonakas, hate the show and think it would be fun to beat the [censored] out of him.

peachy

11-26-2005, 03:45 AM

Micheal Moore

Crveballin

11-26-2005, 03:46 AM

1. Kevin Federline
2. Steven A Smith

Spladle Master

11-26-2005, 09:35 AM

Stupid thread because I can't think of a legitimate reason to beat the [censored] out of a total stranger other than politics. What's wrong with things getting political? It's OOT not a [censored] public school you baby.

Michael Moore and Karl Rove. I do wish that I could pick more than two though.

11-26-2005, 10:01 AM

Ed Norton and Brad Pitt just so I could say... yeah.

But I'd cry while I was beating Norton.

Lazymeatball

11-26-2005, 10:08 AM

Alec Baldwin and Britney Spears, only I'd use the bat in a very uncomfortable way. lengthwise. unlubricated. sexually. okay, I plan on sticking it up their anusses.

dcasper70

11-26-2005, 11:06 AM

1) Celine Dion
2) Another 10 with Celine Dion

edit: didn't see BobMan's John Meyer option...

27offsuit

11-26-2005, 12:36 PM

...after sexual servicing of course.

Uglyowl

11-26-2005, 12:42 PM

1. Dikshit
2. and his porn business partner

Enjoy!

AngryCola

11-26-2005, 01:42 PM

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What's wrong with things getting political? It's OOT not a [censored] public school you baby.

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Probably because a lot of people in OOT don't like politics talk in here. Plus, 2+2 has a specific forum for politics. I believe it exists primarily because people didn't want political discussions in the other forums.

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Stupid thread because I can't think of a legitimate reason to beat the [censored] out of a total stranger other than politics.

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This is very weird to me. I can't think of many reasons to beat the crap out of a 'stranger' with a bat, and none of those reasons have much of anything to do with politics.

craig r

11-27-2005, 08:53 PM

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Stupid thread because I can't think of a legitimate reason to beat the [censored] out of a total stranger other than politics. What's wrong with things getting political? It's OOT not a [censored] public school you baby.

Michael Moore and Karl Rove. I do wish that I could pick more than two though.

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I wanted to leave any type of political discussion out because there is another forum for that and that would make the topic "unfunny" (not that it was funny to begin with). People would just fight back and forth and say thinks like, "you are a liberal of course you think that" or "of course you voted for Pat Buchanan, you are a nazi", etc...

Also, of course I don't have a desire to beat the crap out of somebody with a baseball bat for 10 minutes. But, I thought my title was better than "two celebrities you really dislike".

I am now going to beat my self up for actually justifying my post to you.

craig