Like you really care....Nick and Jessica break up. For real this time. [Archive]

jacki

11-24-2005, 02:04 AM

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Jessica and her boobies

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You should have posted pictures of these.

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http://quicksitebuilder.cnet.com/bill7924/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/simpson_js087544.jpg.w300h449.jpg

11-24-2005, 02:05 AM

A sad day in the history of pop culture.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/scorev1/yeah.jpg

jacki

11-24-2005, 02:10 AM

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A sad day in the history of pop culture.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/scorev1/yeah.jpg

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Sad? This is great. We're one step closer to a Jessica Simpson "accidentally released" porn tape.

http://www.crazydevils.ch/Jessica%20Simpson.jpg

11-24-2005, 02:12 AM

But I actually liked Nick and Jessica together.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/scorev1/mmhmm.jpg

KingCon

11-24-2005, 02:16 AM

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A sad day in the history of pop culture.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/scorev1/yeah.jpg

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And the porn tape might be with her sicko father. That would be sweet
Sad? This is great. We're one step closer to a Jessica Simpson "accidentally released" porn tape.

http://www.crazydevils.ch/Jessica%20Simpson.jpg

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tdarko

11-24-2005, 02:16 AM

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Never really had the hots for Jessica at all -

Ashlee, on the other hand, can spank me red anytime.

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you have problems

Tyler

11-24-2005, 02:18 AM

ship it

http://www.geocities.com/jessicasimpsonrockz/jess_boobs.jpg

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050714/050714_simpson_lachey_vmed_6p.widec.jpg
http://my.toast.com.au/uploaded_images/jessica-simpson-773144.jpg

11-24-2005, 02:23 AM

Way to post a picture of Britney Spears, we are talking about her and Kevin, geeze.

whiskeytown

11-24-2005, 03:09 AM

which of the two thoughts in that statement prompted yours...

and more importantly, how the hell did it take you this long to figure out I have problems....LOL

RB

tdarko

11-24-2005, 03:12 AM

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which of the two thoughts in that statement prompted yours...

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both
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and more importantly, how the hell did it take you this long to figure out I have problems....LOL

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not until now /images/graemlins/grin.gif. tokes off a bong doesn't equal problems but choosing ashley over jessica does.

whiskeytown

11-24-2005, 03:51 AM

I like them younger and more jailbait in appearance /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Actually, given the choice between the prissy princess and the rocker girl, I'd take the rocker girl anytime.

Doesn't matter, I guess...they all look and sound the same when they're crying hysterically in terror while buried in a shallow grave in the desert.

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BCPVP

11-24-2005, 03:55 AM

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I like them younger and more jailbait in appearance

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Sounds like you and Cumulonimbus would be good friends...

The Truth

11-24-2005, 05:29 AM

More pictures please.

blake

lighterjobs

11-24-2005, 05:41 AM

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More pictures please.

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http://content.collegehumor.com/items/2005/10/collegehumor.1621258.451xAUTO.jpg

Vavavoom

11-24-2005, 07:11 AM

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Sad? This is great. We're one step closer to a Jessica Simpson "accidentally released" porn tape

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This day can't happen soon enough...

MarkL444

11-24-2005, 08:45 AM

good for him. he can still get some mad ass and doesnt need to deal with her [censored] all the time.

11-24-2005, 10:03 AM

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Never really had the hots for Jessica at all -

Ashlee, on the other hand, can spank me red anytime.

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you have problems

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Ashlee looks like a dude, but a skinny dude

B00T

11-24-2005, 02:11 PM

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Way to post a picture of Britney Spears, we are talking about her and Kevin, geeze.

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11-24-2005, 02:30 PM

I was in line of the grocery store and one of those magazines had a headline of Jessica being pregnant, so they might not be really over

Peter666

11-24-2005, 02:33 PM

Not that I really care, but the hypocrisy of a preacher's daughter making a vow and breaking it is rather pathetic. I mean honestly, it's not like they were beating on each other or drug addicts or something to justify a split.

11-24-2005, 02:40 PM

I just don't see Jessica being any good in the sack. Now Ashlee on the other hand...

But I would happy with just playing with Jessica's rack for an hour.

ilikeaces

11-24-2005, 02:41 PM

Why would u split with like the hottest girl in the world? The sex must of been terrible or something.

11-24-2005, 02:43 PM

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Why would u split with like the hottest girl in the world? The sex must of been terrible or something.

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Why? Because he can have girls just as hot at the snap of a finger. The life of a famous person is what everyone dreams of. They don't live in reality.

-Skeme-

11-24-2005, 02:56 PM

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Why would u split with like the hottest girl in the world? The sex must of been terrible or something.

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Nick's a stud, he can choose whoever.

Cumulonimbus

11-24-2005, 03:05 PM

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I like them younger and more jailbait in appearance

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Sounds like you and Cumulonimbus would be good friends...

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/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Cheapshot!

11-24-2005, 03:11 PM

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Way to post a picture of Britney Spears, we aren't talking about her and Kevin, geeze.

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That's what I meant to say

zephed

11-24-2005, 04:55 PM

zephed

11-24-2005, 04:57 PM

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Way to post a picture of Britney Spears, we aren't talking about her and Kevin, geeze.

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That's what I meant to say

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There was no picture of Spears.

11-24-2005, 05:16 PM

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Why would u split with like the hottest girl in the world? The sex must of been terrible or something.

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Because she's also as vacuous as a bumblebee?

11-24-2005, 05:22 PM

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http://my.toast.com.au/uploaded_images/jessica-simpson-773144.jpg

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Wow your right, but you can't tell me that doesn't look just like Britney, if you glance at it.

Landon_McFly

11-24-2005, 06:33 PM

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Wow your right, but you can't tell me that doesn't look just like Britney, if you glance at it.

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If you mean that every girl wet with blond hair looks like Britney Spears, then ok...

Besides that, you're dumb

Peter666

11-24-2005, 08:01 PM

Even then. Why get married in the first place? Either they could have dated each other and sleep with whomever they want, or stay married and sleep with whomever they want. Now they will just be separate and sleep with whomever they want and somehow use that as an excuse to get remarried to someone else. If either of them remarries, they will be total hypocrites. I'm willing to bet that Jessica will.

Sponger15SB

11-24-2005, 08:15 PM

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Wow your right, but you can't tell me that doesn't look just like Britney, if you glance at it.

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Why the [censored] would you just glace at it? I've jacked off twice already to that picture.

zephed

11-25-2005, 04:08 AM

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Even then. Why get married in the first place? Either they could have dated each other and sleep with whomever they want, or stay married and sleep with whomever they want. Now they will just be separate and sleep with whomever they want and somehow use that as an excuse to get remarried to someone else. If either of them remarries, they will be total hypocrites. I'm willing to bet that Jessica will.

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wtf?

Do you really think they thought they were gonna cheat BEFORE they got married, then went ahead and got married anyways so they could get a divorce later and not look like hypocrites? I'm sure when they got married they didn't think they would ever cheat on the other and would be together forever.

If Nick cheated on her and Jess get's remarried later she's not being a hypocrite.

And why should they stay married when they are sleeping with other people? (I'm assuming it's just Nick) Just to stay married?

Also, why should there be a higher standard for a preacher's daughter? She's human too, and humans make mistakes all the time.

Lazymeatball

11-25-2005, 05:36 AM

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Not that I really care, but the hypocrisy of a preacher's daughter making a vow and breaking it is rather pathetic. I mean honestly, it's not like they were beating on each other or drug addicts or something to justify a split.

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Have you noticed the hypocrisy of a preacher whoring out his daughters to the public and stating in public interviews that Jessica has an amazing rack. Why are you so hung up on this, as opposed to the million other divorces that take place everday, celebrity or not.

ononimo

11-25-2005, 05:45 AM

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Why would u split with like the hottest girl in the world? The sex must of been terrible or something.

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Nick's a stud, he can choose whoever.

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Nick is clearly the Sonny to Jessica's Cher ... I don't think it will take too long for the bloom to come of his rose.

ChipWrecked

11-25-2005, 07:23 AM

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Have you noticed the hypocrisy of a preacher whoring out his daughters to the public and stating in public interviews that Jessica has an amazing rack.

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Blarg

11-25-2005, 08:41 AM

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Wow your right, but you can't tell me that doesn't look just like Britney, if you glance at it.

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If you mean that every girl wet with blond hair looks like Britney Spears, then ok...

Besides that, you're dumb

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I can see the Brittney look there. There's definitely a resemblance to Brittney's photos and look there.

Blarg

11-25-2005, 08:43 AM

I sometimes try to be diplomatic when speaking about a woman's looks, but with Ashlee, I can't do it.

11-25-2005, 09:12 AM

Jessica cheated on Nick with Bam Margera from Viva La Bam...

god i hate that guy even more now

11-26-2005, 02:00 AM

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Wow your right, but you can't tell me that doesn't look just like Britney, if you glance at it.

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If you mean that every girl wet with blond hair looks like Britney Spears, then ok...

Besides that, you're dumb

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I can see the Brittney look there. There's definitely a resemblance to Brittney's photos and look there.

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Jessica cheated on Nick with Bam Margera from Viva La Bam...

god i hate that guy even more now

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Thank you Blarg.
And I highly doubt that she cheated on Nick with Bam, of all people.