1st Annual Donksgiving Day

[SoftcoreRevolt]

I have seen far too many threads on this forum, and in this sub forum in particular complaining about donks, their poor play, suck outs, how poker must be rigged if they win, and once in awhile people insulting the donks while they play.

Well enough is enough and it is time for a change. While we Americans thank the Indians for giving us Manhatten Island for some beads and string (Also known as Thanksgiving) I want each of you to be nice to the donkeys for a day. Say NH every time they win. When they are in a big hand against someone else, silently root for the donkey to win.

And I want each and everyone of you who hasn't properly thanked Elzor Patron Saint of Donkeys to thank her for bestowing upon the Online Poker World such beautiful donkeys in this very thread.

Donksgiving Day will end tomorrow at 11:59 PM Eastern Standard Time, so you west coasters better not wait until the last minute, or Elzor will populate your game with rocks.

[handsome]

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I want each of you to be nice to the donkeys for a day. Say NH every time they win. When they are in a big hand against someone else, silently root for the donkey to win.

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I do this every day.

[xLukex]

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Well enough is enough and it is time for a change.

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http://members.fortunecity.com/nowital/owen_hart.jpg

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every good player roots from the donk to win against another opponent, i want the donk to have a huge stack not the tight bitch i'll never get any money out of

On behalf of myself and all the other donks in the world wide web I thank you. May your pots be large, your connectors be suited and your house be full. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[RikaKazak]

Great post, I shall do it. Thanksgiving day is now renamed as DONKSGIVING DAY!!!!!! Happy donk's day all!!!!

[Kirg]

Joe Tall is the king of sarcasm (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=holdem&Number=491819&fpart =1&PHPSESSID=)

[IggyWH]

Apparently, not everyone got the memo because I was insulted today :

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB :#A500AF(MeanieHead)/ (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

MP3 ($86)
CO ($25.80)
Button ($183.35)
IggyWH ($99)
BB :#A500AF(MeanieHead)/ ($28.24)
UTG ($72)
UTG+1 ($101.35)
MP1 ($94.50)
MP2 ($88.50)

Preflop: IggyWH is SB with 4/images/graemlins/club.gif, J/images/graemlins/club.gif. CO posts a blind of $1.50. IggyWH posts a blind of $0.50.
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, CO (poster) checks, Button calls $1, IggyWH (poster) completes, <font color="#CC3333">BB :#A500AF(MeanieHead)/ raises to $2</font>, CO calls $2, Button calls $2, IggyWH calls $2.

Flop: ($12.50) K/images/graemlins/club.gif, T/images/graemlins/spade.gif, Q/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
IggyWH checks, MeanieHead calls $25.24 (All-In), CO folds, Button folds, IggyWH calls $25.24.

Turn: ($62.98) 7/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($62.98) 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $62.98

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
IggyWH has 4c Jc (flush, king high).
MeanieHead has Qs Qh (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: IggyWH wins $62.98. </font>

MeanieHead: you suck
MeanieHead: unreal
IggyWH: ty
MeanieHead: mine field...enjoy it a s s ...you'll lose more than you'll win playing s h i t

[Greg J]

That post is classic. Thanks for the link.