the official bad beat and whining thread

[citanul]

if you must post it, post all that crap here.

go nuts.

In St. Louis, they closed one of the highways down to one lane. True story.

Very bad beat.

[Pasterbator]

I'm going home from college tomorrow for thanksgiving, but i dont have a computer at home with 4 tabling possibilities. So i need to bring home my computer, BUT I DONT HAVE ANY BOXES. ohhh how i hate desktops.

AND IM ON A 15 BUYIN DOWNSWING AT THE $33s. oh well.

/whine

Jason

[bigt439]

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if you must post it, post all that crap here.

go nuts.

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Last night I got drunk and hooked up with my ex-girlfriend.

It's going to be annoying to make her leave me alone again.

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if you must post it, post all that crap here.

go nuts.

[/ QUOTE ]

Last night I got drunk and hooked up with my ex-girlfriend.

It's going to be annoying to make her leave me alone again.

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haha I [censored] hate that. I can promise you she's not as bad as my ex after you hook up with her though.

[citanul]

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if you must post it, post all that crap here.

go nuts.

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Last night I got drunk and hooked up with my ex-girlfriend.

It's going to be annoying to make her leave me alone again.

[/ QUOTE ]

haha I [censored] hate that. I can promise you she's not as bad as my ex after you hook up with her though.

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this has the potential to be the best thread of all time.

[splashpot]

Just wait til ace_in_the_hole sees this.

[bigt439]

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if you must post it, post all that crap here.

go nuts.

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Last night I got drunk and hooked up with my ex-girlfriend.

It's going to be annoying to make her leave me alone again.

[/ QUOTE ]

haha I [censored] hate that. I can promise you she's not as bad as my ex after you hook up with her though.

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If you don't acknowledge it, it didn't happen.

This is the current plan.

[playtitleist]

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if you must post it, post all that crap here.

go nuts.

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Last night I got drunk and hooked up with my ex-girlfriend.

It's going to be annoying to make her leave me alone again.

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so did i

[Hornacek]

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Just wait til ace_in_the_hole sees this.

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is there any way to keep a poster from viewing certain threads? i don't really want to see 50% of the posts from one user.

[Freudian]

So typical. I was running horribly for two weeks straight and could really have used this post. Now I am on a one week heater and suddenly this post appears. Curse my bad luck. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[citanul]

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So typical. I was running horribly for two weeks straight and could really have used this post. Now I am on a one week heater and suddenly this post appears. Curse my bad luck. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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ooh, you run bad at running bad. sorry to hear it!

[microbet]

I'm on a $70k downswing in housing consulting.

[citanul]

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I'm on a $70k downswing in housing consulting.

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f that, i'm not buying any bog with you.

[durron597]

Let's get this party started right now!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (3 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

Hero (t6665)
Button (t5005)
SB (t1830)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A/images/graemlins/club.gif, A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
<font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t400</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t1805</font>, Hero calls t1605, Button calls t1405.

Flop: (t5240) K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, J/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: (t5240) 2/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t1000</font>, Button folds.

River: (t6240) 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t6240

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ac Ad (one pair, aces).
SB has Kh Jd (two pair, kings and jacks).
Outcome: SB wins t5240. Hero wins t1000. </font>

[microbet]

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I'm on a $70k downswing in housing consulting.

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f that, i'm not buying any bog with you.

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c'mon dude, it's only $70k

http://inukshuk.godbdigital.com/gallery/albums/canoejack1/bog.jpg

[splashpot]

Why didn't you re-raise preflop? Or bet the flop?

[citanul]

yesterday, in 17 tournaments, i lost AA to Ax all in preflop 5 times.

c

[johnnybeef]

I have a bad beat. Tomorrow is my 33rd birthday, does anyone want to celibate with me? /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[durron597]

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Why didn't you re-raise preflop? Or bet the flop?

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If I reraise preflop, then the button folds which I do not want. The flop was a whiffed checkraise.

[citanul]

i will be cellibate with you tomorrow!

[ace_in_the_hole]

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Just wait til ace_in_the_hole sees this.

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is there any way to keep a poster from viewing certain threads? i don't really want to see 50% of the posts from one user.

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I know, right!

If you can find &gt;7 bad beat posts less than 1% of my total posts, I will give you 50 bucks.

[splashpot]

Ah yes. I overlooked the button folding part.

[downtown]

I got married (to an awesome girl + she's a Dr.), got a boatload of cash for presents along with other sweet presents, got a free upgrade to a pimp balla suite at the W Hotel here in Chicago for my wedding night, my friends threw me a ridiculous after-party, and finally, I am ridiculously happy.

BUT...

I don't get to go on my ridiculously sweet Carribean honeymoon until January and

I am breakeven for my last 200 55s!

Also I have to work the day after Thanksgiving. Bad beats!

Life is so unfair. Feel sorry for me?

[Freudian]

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I got married (to an awesome girl + she's a Dr.), got a boatload of cash for presents along with other sweet presents, got a free upgrade to a pimp balla suite at the W Hotel here in Chicago for my wedding night, my friends threw me a ridiculous after-party, and finally, I am ridiculously happy.

BUT...

I don't get to go on my ridiculously sweet Carribean honeymoon until January and

I am breakeven for my last 200 55s!

Also I have to work the day after Thanksgiving. Bad beats!

Life is so unfair. Feel sorry for me?

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No soup for you.

[bjb23]

not a bad beat post but i guess ill throw this in here because i thought it was funny.

this is a 55, btw.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (8 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

SB (t1340)
BB (t1015)
UTG (t1450)
UTG+1 (t940)
MP1 (t1700)
MP2 (t1330)
Hero (t855)
Button (t1370)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A/images/graemlins/club.gif, 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
UTG calls t150, <font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, BB checks.

Flop: (t375) K/images/graemlins/heart.gif, K/images/graemlins/spade.gif, K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks.

Turn: (t375) T/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks.

River: (t375) 9/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks!!!!!

Final Pot: t375

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 2d Ah (three of a kind, kings).
UTG has Kc Td (four of a kind, kings).
Outcome: UTG wins t375. </font>

[Pasterbator]

haha value checking your nuts for Shania purposes?

[citanul]

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Just wait til ace_in_the_hole sees this.

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is there any way to keep a poster from viewing certain threads? i don't really want to see 50% of the posts from one user.

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I know, right!

If you can find &gt;7 bad beat posts less than 1% of my total posts, I will give you 50 bucks.

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dude, that's cuz i kept deleting them.

c

[pineapple888]

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I'm going home from college tomorrow for thanksgiving, but i dont have a computer at home with 4 tabling possibilities. So i need to bring home my computer, BUT I DONT HAVE ANY BOXES. ohhh how i hate desktops.

AND IM ON A 15 BUYIN DOWNSWING AT THE $33s. oh well.

/whine

Jason

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Latest trend: college students traveling with custom-made 2001FP backpacks. You heard it here first.

[lem45216]

I've just come back to sngs after a month working away and start of my new session (at a new limit ($22)) with a 20 buy in downswing. HOORAY!

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Let's get this party started right now!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (3 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

Hero (t6665)
Button (t5005)
SB (t1830)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A/images/graemlins/club.gif, A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
<font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t400</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t1805</font>, Hero calls t1605, Button calls t1405.

Flop: (t5240) K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, J/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, Button checks.

Turn: (t5240) 2/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t1000</font>, Button folds.

River: (t6240) 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t6240

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ac Ad (one pair, aces).
SB has Kh Jd (two pair, kings and jacks).
Outcome: SB wins t5240. Hero wins t1000. </font>

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I can't believe you have the nerve to post this even. This happens to me every 2 hours. I feel like i gave a bad beat if it doesnt happen to me 3 times in a day.

Yesterday i played in $55 nl. got my chiplead up to 5Xavg at peek. Then I got all my money in with AA, a set, 2 pair and TpairTkicker. They all held up and I won the tourney.

Yeah right! Some clown named SPOPO rivered a set, runnered a flush(5hi), rivgutted a straight(1 card, ignorant end) and finally rivered a his 6 "kicker" to eliminate me.

I still wouldn't say anything, except he just busted me out of another tournament 5 minutes ago. This time the table maniac makes a allin raise from CO (3xBB), i reraise my AK from button and SPOPO reraises allin from SB. A6 beats AK and 76s, Yay!

[fluorescenthippo]

this one time i had AA and i lost the hand.

[citanul]

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Just wait til ace_in_the_hole sees this.

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is there any way to keep a poster from viewing certain threads? i don't really want to see 50% of the posts from one user.

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I know, right!

If you can find &gt;7 bad beat posts less than 1% of my total posts, I will give you 50 bucks.

[/ QUOTE ]

here's a few, if you want me to find more, i'll find more amongst those that didn't get deleted

one (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=397557 5&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3975575&amp;Words=+ace_in_the_hole &amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post3975575)

two (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=396237 6&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3962376&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post39623 76)

three (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=366999 5&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3669995&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post36699 95)

four (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=366970 2&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3669702&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post36697 02)

five (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=364575 5&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3645755&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post36457 55)

six (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=360886 6&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3608866&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post36088 66)

seven (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=360866 7&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3608667&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post36086 67)

eight (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=360289 0&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3602890&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post36028 90)

nine (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=359830 1&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3598301&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post35983 01)

ten (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=359230 1&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3592301&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post35923 01)

eleven (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=359187 0&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3591870&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post35918 70)

twelve (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=348147 7&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3481477&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post34814 77)

thirteen (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=345377 7&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3453777&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post34537 77)

citanul

Having aces cracked hardly qualifies as post worthy. Even in a bad beat and whining thread.

My parents short-sold our house and bought an overly expensive apartment in NY. I have three siblings, so I lost 1/3 of about $200k in inheritance from this. However, I now will have a really sweet apartment in the city come summer.

[durron597]

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Having aces cracked hardly qualifies as post worthy. Even in a bad beat and whining thread.

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There weren't any hands posted yet. And I already posted my tpgk getting cracked by running quads.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t400 (3 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

SB (t1305)
BB (t8155)
Hero (t4040)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, A/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t800</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls t400.

Flop: (t1250) 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 5/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets t7330 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls t3215 (All-In).

Turn: (t11795) 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: (t11795) Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t11795

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 2h Ah (flush, ace high).
Hero has Ad As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins t11795. </font>

[citanul]

don't i even get like, a pwned or something?

c

[Apathy]

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if you must post it, post all that crap here.

go nuts.

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Last night I got drunk and hooked up with my ex-girlfriend.

It's going to be annoying to make her leave me alone again.

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WTF!!?!?!?!?! YOU [censored] TARD!!

[splashpot]

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don't i even get like, a pwned or something?

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You gave it 6 minutes. Here you go.

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/owned/OWNEDLMFAO.jpg

[Slim Pickens]

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I have a bad beat. Tomorrow is my 33rd birthday, does anyone want to celibate with me? /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

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Bad beat... celibate... I don't know what kind of birthday party you want but count me out.

Oh you guys dont understand the meaning of bad beat until you see this hand:

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

MP1 (t380)
MP2 (t255)
Hero (t945)
Button (t2475)
SB (t1245)
BB (t2102)
UTG (t915)
UTG+1 (t1388)

Preflop: Hero is CO with T/images/graemlins/club.gif, T/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to t75</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls t75, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls t55.

Flop: (t235) T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets t425</font>, MP1 calls 305 (all-in), Hero calls t425.

Turn: (t1085) J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets t425</font>, Hero calls 445 (all-in).

River: (t1085) A/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>

Final Pot: t1085

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 8d 9d (straight flush, jack high).
MP1 has As Ac (full house, aces full of sevens).
Hero has Tc Th (full house, tens full of sevens).
Outcome: BB wins t1085. </font>

[downtown]

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Just wait til ace_in_the_hole sees this.

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is there any way to keep a poster from viewing certain threads? i don't really want to see 50% of the posts from one user.

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I know, right!

If you can find &gt;7 bad beat posts less than 1% of my total posts, I will give you 50 bucks.

[/ QUOTE ]

here's a few, if you want me to find more, i'll find more amongst those that didn't get deleted

one (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=397557 5&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3975575&amp;Words=+ace_in_the_hole &amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post3975575)

two (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=396237 6&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3962376&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post39623 76)

three (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=366999 5&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3669995&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post36699 95)

four (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=366970 2&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3669702&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post36697 02)

five (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=364575 5&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3645755&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post36457 55)

six (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=360886 6&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3608866&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post36088 66)

seven (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=360866 7&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3608667&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post36086 67)

eight (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=360289 0&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3602890&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post36028 90)

nine (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=359830 1&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3598301&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post35983 01)

ten (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=359230 1&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3592301&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post35923 01)

eleven (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=359187 0&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3591870&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post35918 70)

twelve (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=348147 7&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3481477&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post34814 77)

thirteen (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&amp;Board=singletable&amp;Number=345377 7&amp;Searchpage=1&amp;Main=3453777&amp;Words=-Re%3A+ace_in_the_hole&amp;topic=&amp;Search=true#Post34537 77)

citanul

[/ QUOTE ]

In response to your post, as a poster on this forum I would like to advise you of the following:

[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Use the Search Function
[ ] It's Just Variance
[ ] Your Sample Size is Too Small
[ ] This is a Bad Beat Post!
[ ] You Might Suck
[ ] Party is Rigged
[x] Pwn3d!
[ ] Push
[ ] Fold Preflop

Note: I hope you get your $50.

[bjb23]

hey cit, what the hell is up today? it seems almost like youre in a good mood or something.

ps. this thread sucks; please stop sucking.

[citanul]

weak, he had the same 2 outs (plus running quads for the chop!) that a lot of these have. pft!

c

[citanul]

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hey cit, what the hell is up today? it seems almost like youre in a good mood or something.

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a) i'm feeling not grievously physically ill for the first day in about 8 weeks
b) i am an unstoppable force of nature today

c

[downtown]

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weak, he had the same 2 outs (plus running quads for the chop!) that a lot of these have. pft!

c

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I know, only 1 outers or runner runner exact cards count as really bad beats in my mind. The idea of looking through HHs for a hand like this though is not my idea of a good time.

[citanul]

it's a fast moving thread, i didn't want my attention whoring to get burried.

[junkmail3]

This hand is nearly exact. It was a while ago, so I don't have the HH in front of me. (It was also limit, but wtf, hooking up with your ex isn't SnG either)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 2/images/graemlins/club.gif, 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#666666"></font> SB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (t235) 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, MP1 folds, BB calls.

Turn: 3/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero folds.

[splashpot]

You cold call a raise with 22 in limit? Fold that shiz preflop.

[Apathy]

[ QUOTE ]
This hand is nearly exact. It was a while ago, so I don't have the HH in front of me. (It was also limit, but wtf, hooking up with your ex isn't SnG either)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 2/images/graemlins/club.gif, 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (t235) 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets </font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, MP1 folds.

Turn: 3/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets,</font>Hero calls.

River: 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> BB bets, Hero folds.

[/ QUOTE ]

fold the turn /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[junkmail3]

[ QUOTE ]
You cold call a raise with 22 in limit? Fold that shiz preflop.

[/ QUOTE ]

I copied from someone above - I recently edited the post after review, because I would not call 2 cold with 22 - what do I look like ?! A fish!? /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[microbet]

[ QUOTE ]
This hand is nearly exact. It was a while ago, so I don't have the HH in front of me. (It was also limit, but wtf, hooking up with your ex isn't SnG either)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 2/images/graemlins/club.gif, 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#666666"></font> SB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (t235) 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, MP1 folds, BB calls.

Turn: 3/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero folds.

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
Fold PreFlop /endlife

- Yugoslavian

[/ QUOTE ]

[bigt439]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
if you must post it, post all that crap here.

go nuts.

[/ QUOTE ]

Last night I got drunk and hooked up with my ex-girlfriend.

It's going to be annoying to make her leave me alone again.

[/ QUOTE ]

WTF!!?!?!?!?! YOU [censored] TARD!!

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah eh.

Slight error in judgment.

Don't worry, I think it's okay.

We're not going out again or anything like that.

Damage control is in full effect.

[censored].

[skipperbob]

[ QUOTE ]
I have a bad beat. Tomorrow is my 33rd birthday, does anyone want to celibate with me? /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

THIS IS JUST TOO "F'ing" CUTE /images/graemlins/grin.gif 66's and Beef have the same birthday, are the same age, and neither one of these jerkoffs can get laid /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

And I Thought Yugo was the most pathetic piece of dog-doo I knew /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Jman28]

Double Shootout on Stars. Final Table. 1st gets $12k WPT PCA package (Bahamas). 2nd pays $0.

3 Handed
Hero (7500)
SB (5000)
UTG (1500)
Blinds 75/150

Dealt to Hero: 2 /images/graemlins/heart.gif 2 /images/graemlins/spade.gif
UTG folds, SB completes, Hero checks

Flop 2 /images/graemlins/diamond.gif J /images/graemlins/club.gif T /images/graemlins/club.gif
<font color="red">SB bets t300, Hero raises t900, SB pushes</font>, Hero calls.

SB flips up A /images/graemlins/club.gif A /images/graemlins/diamond.gif

Turn A /images/graemlins/spade.gif

River 4 /images/graemlins/diamond.gif

I've taken worse beats, but not for that much money, especially since I woulda run over UTG if I had won this hand. Almost guaranteed $12k package.

This will be my last bad beat post ever on 2+2. Thanks for the thread Cit.

[Freudian]

Two hands from this week.

Hand 1. NL25 while bonuswhoring.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

BB ($11.93)
UTG ($37.38)
UTG+1 ($91.95)
Hero ($24.50)
MP1 ($18.40)
MP2 ($20.50)
MP3 ($53.83)
CO ($24.65)
Button ($11.75)
SB ($51.30)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A/images/graemlins/heart.gif, A/images/graemlins/club.gif. SB posts a blind of $0.10.
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1, 4 folds, Button calls $1, 1 fold, BB calls $0.75, UTG calls $0.75.

Flop: ($4.10) A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif (4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $2, Button folds, BB raises to $4, UTG calls $4, Hero calls $21.50 (All-In), BB calls $6.93 (All-In), UTG folds.

Turn: ($42.53) K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($42.53) Q/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $42.53

Results in white below:
BB has Qs Qd (four of a kind, queens).
Hero has Ah Ac (full house, aces full of queens).
Outcome: BB wins $29.96. Hero wins $12.57.

Hand 2. Sng.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

Button (t810)
Hero (t1005)
BB (t1195)
UTG (t1245)
UTG+1 (t230)
MP1 (t1045)
MP2 (t390)
MP3 (t990)
CO (t1090)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif, Q/images/graemlins/club.gif.
UTG raises to t60, 4 folds, CO calls t60, 1 fold, Hero raises to t200, 1 fold, UTG folds, CO calls t140.

Flop: (t490) J/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif, Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
Hero bets t100, CO calls [t890] , Hero calls [t720].

Turn: (t2130) 6/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)

River: (t2130) 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif(2 players)

Final Pot: t2130

Results in white below:
Hero has Qs Qc (full house, queens full of eights).
CO has 8d 8c (four of a kind, eights).
Outcome: Hero wins t490. CO wins t1640.

Women do not like me.

[Jman28]

So, you were playing against Lorinda, right? Cuz if so, these aren't bad beats.

[Freudian]

[ QUOTE ]
So, you were playing against Lorinda, right? Cuz if so, these aren't bad beats.

[/ QUOTE ]

No Lorinda. These guys were surprised the quads came on the river.

But both hands were the day after me cashing out, so they aren't bad beats but proof of something much more sinister. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Melchiades]

People, we need to step up our game here. Were are the one outers?

[skipperbob]

1.) I'm stuck $8Mil (lifetime)
2.) I gave up on systems to beat Roulette
3.) I suck at SnG's
4.) My Son is smarter than I am
5.) I don't really give-a-rat's-ass if I get laid, or not /images/graemlins/confused.gif
6.) Daliman gives me a headache
7.) My humor goes un-appreciated on 2+2
8.) Yugo "drops-in" after work
9.) I used to bet on "naked-by-Stateline" during my drives to Vegas; now it's "Bones-or-alone"
10.) I planned to live to be 60
11.) I can't figure-out how Zen beats me at a game where I'm (+)EV
12.) I'm thinking about giving a Tommy Bahama shirt to Beef
/images/graemlins/wink.gif /images/graemlins/tongue.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/shocked.gif /images/graemlins/smirk.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[durron597]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I have a bad beat. Tomorrow is my 33rd birthday, does anyone want to celibate with me? /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

THIS IS JUST TOO "F'ing" CUTE /images/graemlins/grin.gif 66's and Beef have the same birthday, are the same age, and neither one of these jerkoffs can get laid /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

And I Thought Yugo was the most pathetic piece of dog-doo I knew /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Wow, that really is an amazing coincidence. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[The Yugoslavian]

Beefy -

I thought your bad beat had to do with that conversation we had on AIM:

Yugo: u did skipper?...did he pay?!
JohnnyBeef: no i gave him a freebee

Yuck.

I mean Skipperbob is practically fossilized dude...c'mon.

Yugoslav

[durron597]

[ QUOTE ]
People, we need to step up our game here. Were are the one outers?

[/ QUOTE ]

I posted a runner runner flush...

[Melchiades]

Good, but still not that amazing. Didn't the guy have a gutshot as well? And he pushed. I prefer when they call with nothing and catch runner runner.

[junkmail3]

[ QUOTE ]
People, we need to step up our game here. Were are the one outers?

[/ QUOTE ]

In the hand I posted I flopped the second nuts (though vulnerable), by the end of the hand I had 0% chance of winning a showdown.

That's a pretty sick 'beat'.

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
People, we need to step up our game here. Were are the one outers?

[/ QUOTE ]

I posted a runner runner flush...

[/ QUOTE ]

Runner-runner flushes are positively mundane. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif


I couldn't find anything worse than 2-outer in a brief search, but I'm still fond of this one from last night (not really a bad beat, but still).

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (6 handed) converter (http://www.pushfold.com/converter/hhconverter.cgi)

BB (t1905)
UTG (t5605)
MP (t245)
Hero (t1395)
Button (t2215)
SB (t2135)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K/images/graemlins/heart.gif, A/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to t300</font>, MP calls t245 (All-In), <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1395</font>, Button calls t1395, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to t5605</font>, Button calls t820 (All-In).

Flop: (t9610) A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, K/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 6/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t9610) 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: (t9610) J/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t9610

Results below:
UTG has K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif Q/images/graemlins/club.gif (one pair, kings).
MP has Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif (high card, ace).
Hero has K/images/graemlins/heart.gif A/images/graemlins/heart.gif (two pair, aces and kings).
Button has J/images/graemlins/club.gif J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (three of a kind, jacks).

Even more amusing was that UTG had his stack because his JJ had rivered a jack vs MPs AA on the hand right before this one.

[tripdad]

[ QUOTE ]
I have a bad beat. Tomorrow is my 33rd birthday, does anyone want to celibate with me? /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

i beat you by 21 days

tripdad

Ok, here's my contribution to the thread.

Party Poker Pot-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (5 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

Hero (t825)
UTG (t2920)
MP (t2565)
Button (t650)
SB (t1040)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J/images/graemlins/spade.gif, J/images/graemlins/club.gif.
UTG calls t100, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t400</font>, UTG calls t300, SB folds.

Flop: (t900) K/images/graemlins/heart.gif, J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 5/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets t100</font>, Hero raisess [t525] , UTG calls t325.

Turn: (t1325) K/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t1325) K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t1325

Results
Hero has Js Jc (full house, kings full of jacks).
UTG has 7s Ks (four of a kind, kings).
Outcome: UTG wins t1325.

Notice it's pot limit. (yeah, bought in by accident).

I usually do my punch-the-wall manouver when something like this happens, but this time I was running well and this was just too amazing, so I just laughed.

Some MTT on Stars, we're ITM.

Hero: T/images/graemlins/spade.gif T/images/graemlins/club.gif

Hero raises in MP, Button calls.

Flop: 2/images/graemlins/club.gif 3/images/graemlins/club.gif 9/images/graemlins/club.gif

Hero bets, Button pushes, Hero calls

Button has: 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif

Turn: J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif

River: 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif

[tripdad]

this wouldn't be so bad if it weren't the first hand of the tourney.

party $33

i am in the SB with KK. noted retard in the BB. folded to the button, who limps. i raise to 50. BB raises to 90. button folds. i call.

flop(2 players) 195 pot:

J /images/graemlins/heart.gif 7 /images/graemlins/heart.gif 5 /images/graemlins/club.gif

i bet 100, BB moves all in, i call. he tables A-5o.

river: 5 /images/graemlins/spade.gif

tripdad

(what has happened to bison's converter?

[junkmail3]

Whine: Do you ever come across your own thread while you're replying to someone and you find those posters who just have a red x for an avatar.

Well, that is you. Fix your avatar.

I've lost with AA 5 times in a row deep in MTTs. That is all.

[tshort]

Those posts make me feel like I have been taking shots of tequila.

I predict ace's 1000th post will be a very special running bad post.

[FieryJustice]

This guy won 8 hands in a row from this spot to win...I am sad now.

*** Hand History for Game 3078465665 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $50 Buy-in + $5 Entry Fee Trny:17636366 Level:9 Blinds(250/500) - Tuesday, November 22, 18:42:12 EDT 2005
Table Table 66860 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 2
Seat 2: XxTabiasxX ( $9900 )
Seat 1: gillianmo ( $100 )
Trny:17636366 Level:9
Blinds(250/500)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to XxTabiasxX [ Ad 4s ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ts, 7s, 3h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5c ]
** Dealing River ** [ Jd ]
gillianmo shows [ 5h, Th ] two pairs, tens and fives.
XxTabiasxX shows [ Ad, 4s ] high card ace.
XxTabiasxX wins 400 chips from side pot #1 with high card ace.
gillianmo wins 200 chips from the main pot with

[Gramps]

I hate people who consistently whine about their bad beats. Life's hard, have some sack and suck it up.

Raised 3x BB with AsAh, got re-raised by donk (even more of a donk than me), pushed, got a call from donk, who showed 6d6s. He drew a diamond flush.

[pineapple888]

Had a good one a few days ago.

I flopped a set. Villain turned an over-set. We got the money in. I rivered quads.

Yawn. These posts really are boring.

[valenzuela]

1)today i was caught cheating on a test..the notes werent even mine. /images/graemlins/mad.gif.
2)Im on a 400 bux downswing( on overall poker, Im still pwning SNGs".
3)Today the moderator created a thread just so HE could whine about his cracked aces.
4)Nip/Tuck ends today, now my tuesdays are suddenly boring.
5)Im bored of this forum, its always the same...

[splashpot]

Nip Tuck doesn't end today.

[valenzuela]

On another note, I want to complain agaisnt democracy. Clueless ppl should not be allowed to vote, that would prevent candidates wasting time convincing clueless ppl. Im sick and tired of watching all my city covered with crap, Im sick and tired of watching my TV covered with crap( with presidential candidates crap) Im sick of watching right winger bizness ppl pretending to care about the poor...damn I hate democracy, we should be ruled by a robot.
PS: i dunno how frequent and/or annyoing political publicity is on USA.

[runner4life7]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
People, we need to step up our game here. Were are the one outers?

[/ QUOTE ]

I posted a runner runner flush...

[/ QUOTE ]

Runner-runner flushes are positively mundane. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif


I couldn't find anything worse than 2-outer in a brief search, but I'm still fond of this one from last night (not really a bad beat, but still).

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (6 handed) converter (http://www.pushfold.com/converter/hhconverter.cgi)

BB (t1905)
UTG (t5605)
MP (t245)
Hero (t1395)
Button (t2215)
SB (t2135)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K/images/graemlins/heart.gif, A/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to t300</font>, MP calls t245 (All-In), <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1395</font>, Button calls t1395, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to t5605</font>, Button calls t820 (All-In).

Flop: (t9610) A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, K/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 6/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t9610) 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: (t9610) J/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t9610

Results below:
UTG has K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif Q/images/graemlins/club.gif (one pair, kings).
MP has Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif 8/images/graemlins/spade.gif (high card, ace).
Hero has K/images/graemlins/heart.gif A/images/graemlins/heart.gif (two pair, aces and kings).
Button has J/images/graemlins/club.gif J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (three of a kind, jacks).

Even more amusing was that UTG had his stack because his JJ had rivered a jack vs MPs AA on the hand right before this one.

[/ QUOTE ]


worst bad beat post...ever..

[valenzuela]

[ QUOTE ]
Nip Tuck doesn't end today.

[/ QUOTE ]yes it does here in Chile.
Btw I also want to complain against biology and dinner, for those two reasons I will miss the first minutes of Nip Tuck final episode.

[splashpot]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Nip Tuck doesn't end today.

[/ QUOTE ]yes it does here in Chile.
Btw I also want to complain against biology and dinner, for those two reasons I will miss the first minutes of Nip Tuck final episode.

[/ QUOTE ]
Why would it end in Chile but not in the US? So you just don't get to see the last few episodes of the season?

[TWINUNO]

I lost my last two tourneys getting beat by a flopped full house to my AK on a A3A and then the next toureny lose to running 9s for the guy to his quad 9s over my aces full

[Hornacek]

I just played two $55s with Ace_In_The_Hole.

We should probably discount any bad beat post he has in the future. His bubble play is horrible. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

He even busted out before I did! And I played a horrible horrible set.

NL Texas Hold'em $20 Buy-in + $2 Entry Fee Trny:17566187 Level:1 Blinds(10/15) - Sunday, November 20, 01:16:32 EDT 2005
Table Table 66952 (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 8
Seat 2: KJBC2 ( $1690 )
Seat 3: Maximo1 ( $930 )
Seat 4: heret1k ( $730 )
Seat 5: Tooker77 ( $1685 )
Seat 6: plumberguy01 ( $675 )
Seat 7: Loco_Sano ( $840 )
Seat 9: doe_jai ( $675 )
Seat 10: woofer23 ( $775 )
Trny:17566187 Level:1
Blinds(10/15)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to heret1k [ Ac As ]
heret1k raises [45].
Tooker77 folds.
plumberguy01 folds.
Loco_Sano folds.
doe_jai folds.
woofer23 raises [120].
KJBC2 folds.
Maximo1 folds.
heret1k is all-In [685]
woofer23 calls [610].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7d, 5s, Ks ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
** Dealing River ** [ Kh ]
woofer23 shows [ Kd, Ah ] three of a kind, kings.
heret1k shows [ Ac, As ] two pairs, aces and kings.
woofer23 wins 1485 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, kings.
heret1k finished in eighth place.
heret1k has left the table.

I think i just threw up in my mouth. Party donks.

[ace_in_the_hole]

[ QUOTE ]
I just played two $55s with Ace_In_The_Hole.

We should probably discount any bad beat post he has in the future. His bubble play is horrible. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

He even busted out before I did! And I played a horrible horrible set.

[/ QUOTE ]

Got any constructive criticism? or was that solely an "I'm better than you" post?

[citanul]

can i have my money or should i go find more bad beat/whining posts of yours?

this thread is not for constructive criticism, nor is it for flaming other people. so you and the other guy ruining my good beats thread need to chill.

[ace_in_the_hole]

[ QUOTE ]
can i have my money or should i go find more bad beat/whining posts of yours?

this thread is not for constructive criticism, nor is it for flaming other people. so you and the other guy ruining my good beats thread need to chill.

[/ QUOTE ]

Sorry. I won't let it happen again.

P.S. that challenge was for Hornacek.

[applejuicekid]

[ QUOTE ]
P.S. that challenge was for Hornacek.

[/ QUOTE ]

WEAK! I'm pretty sure Hornacek will have an easy time finding them now.

[ace_in_the_hole]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
P.S. that challenge was for Hornacek.

[/ QUOTE ]

WEAK! I'm pretty sure Hornacek will have an easy time finding them now.

[/ QUOTE ]

Hey apple, like the avatar, never met anyone who was down with charisma and PBW. Good stuff.

[HonchoOverload]

well, tonight in the span of 10 minutes I had AA cracked by AK suited, KK cracked by AJ off (four flush on the riv), and QQ cracked by J9

time for bed I guess.

[Davey]

J9 must be the hand tonight. Had a guy call my pot sized raise all-in on a Q high flop. I had AQ. He went running 10-8 to make a straight. I turned my head to look at other tables and see a box come up saying i finished in 8th or whatever. Boo.

[Manque]

Well here's my whine. (Nothing to to with poker though) I got pulled over and found out my driver's license is suspended for not paying an insurance surcharge, even though I paid it like 10 months ago. Now I have to call up the DMV and whaaa!!!! whaaaa!!!

[inyaface]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
if you must post it, post all that crap here.

go nuts.

[/ QUOTE ]

Last night I got drunk and hooked up with my ex-girlfriend.

It's going to be annoying to make her leave me alone again.

[/ QUOTE ]

WTF!!?!?!?!?! YOU [censored] TARD!!

[/ QUOTE ]


This can't even begin to describe how I feel....jesus dude

[bones]

I don't really feel motivated to play today.

[The Yugoslavian]

[ QUOTE ]
I don't really feel motivated to play today.

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't worry....igotchabackhollatyason:
http://69.93.50.122/wonderfulgirls/photos/487F5E585465490EB5E485A2071DDD16.jpg

Now feel inspired!

Yugoslav

[Phill S]

Situation: From midnight last night pubs and clubs with special lisences can finally open for 24 hours here in the UK. And being near manchester, this means we have a shedload.

Beat: Ive no fecking money.

[Bigdaddydvo]

Opening Hand of a Party 50+5. I'm one of 3 people to bite it:
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t15 (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

Hero (t1000)
UTG+1 (t1000)
UTG+2 (t1000)
MP1 (t1000)
MP2 (t1000)
MP3 (t1000)
CO (t1000)
Button (t1000)
SB (t1000)
BB (t1000)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 5/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
Hero calls t15, UTG+1 calls t15, [color=#666666]6 folds</font>, [color=#CC3333]SB raises to t57.5</font>, BB calls t45, Hero calls t45, UTG+1 calls t45.

Flop: (t237.50) 4/images/graemlins/club.gif, 2/images/graemlins/club.gif, 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif [color=#0000FF](4 players)</font>

Turn: (t237.50) A/images/graemlins/club.gif [color=#0000FF](4 players)</font>

River: (t237.50) K/images/graemlins/heart.gif [color=#0000FF](4 players)</font>

Final Pot: t237.50

Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF]
SB has Qc Qh (one pair, queens).
BB has Ks 3c (straight, five high).
Hero has 5s 5d (three of a kind, fives).
UTG+1 has 4s 4h (three of a kind, fours).
Outcome: BB wins t237.50. </font>

[Mr_J]

My bad beat is about me not even being able to play poker. My body refuses to double click on that party poker icon. I should be making $1k a day. Maybe the reason I got a 12+tabling setup recently is just so it LOOKS like I work.

[ilya]

half whining, half punching myself in the face...

part 1, punching myself in the face:

7k (about 1.5 average with 400 left out of 2000) in the 7:25 $11 MTT on Party. I'd been playing pretty well up to that point so I guess I figured it was time to do something real retarded.

blinds are 100/200. 3 limpers &amp; the SB completes, I check in the BB with J8o. Flop JJ2. I check, first limper checks, second limper bets 400 into 1000 pot. 3rd limper raises to 1100, I call, bettor re-raises all-in for 3000 more, raiser folds, and I.....CALL????!

OMFGWTFNOOBSUXXORZ!!!

part 2, whining:

less than 1 orbit later, I have 3k left &amp; pick up KK. UTG makes it 900, UTG+1 flat calls, I push, folded to UTG. UTG calls. UTG+1 calls! I'm up against JJ &amp; QQ and they both have me covered!!

I hate life.

does this qualify?

Donk limps in MP3, I raise ~2.5BB in CO with AKo. Blinds fold. Donk thinks, then pushes. I have the smaller stack and call, as I haven't seen him do anything tricky, and in the hand just before I made a similar bet from the button with AQs after his limp and he folded. He turns over AT. Flop has a T, and I am UI to the river. I know he's only a 3:1 dog.

[Bonafone]

1/3/5/39. Ship the dough, Out. This is at the $109's btw.

[TomHimself]

this one time i had AA and lost

[Mr_J]

You know I'm only whining cause you said to post here.

Come to the conclusion that pokerstars is rigged, at least the $16s and $27s turbo sngs. First set, nothing would go right and 8 of 10 I lost to 3 outers!!!! MFer. Next set, 4 f'n 2nds in a row, despite having a heavy chiplead in 2 of them (f'n luckboxes).

Their lobby sucks, wouldn't it be nice to only show registering sngs, and maybe even just NL HE sngs?? Too much to ask?

And these $hitty tournie lobbies. What the F do I need that for?? Why won't it just auto close?? Course I close it anyway. Why the F do tables open on top of each other?? Pain in my ass. Avatars?? They clutter up the table. Even with a customized stars version of the 'greenfelt' PP table mod it still doesn't look clean. I want party table style clean.

Their chat?? Well I didn't berate anyone, guess I'm over that. But it's a pain in the ass how the typing shifts to another table!!! Jesus, who was bright enough to put that in?

I do like the stacks though. And turbos *seem* faster than party stacks, even the 800. The players at stars really are awful, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I haven't played the $22s for a bit, but the stars players are every bit as bad. Loose mofos too.

Breakeven after 90 minutes work, wtf?? And stop emailing me these damn tournie summaries. I don't give a $hit how well I did, only how much I made. Can't believe it's turned on by default.

Your cards and action buttons suck, like everyone elses. That's why I had to customize them.

Anything else??

Cashouts baby!!! Awesome.

Only felt like doing this because there is an 'official' thread. Citanul, don't encourage it, I think the forum is getting better now that these type of threads are locked. People were learning, but now you're just giving them their fix again.

[Gary Stevenson]

wow...$20+2 stars
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

Button (t1500)
SB (t1500)
Hero (t1500)
UTG (t1500)
UTG+1 (t1500)
MP1 (t1500)
MP2 (t1500)
MP3 (t1500)
CO (t1500)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
UTG calls t20, UTG+1 calls t20, 2 folds</font>, MP3 calls t20, 1 fold</font>, Button calls t20, SB raises to t40</font>, Hero calls t20, UTG calls t20, UTG+1 calls t20, MP3 calls t20, Button calls t20.

Flop: (t240) K/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 4/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 5/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (6 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, MP3 checks, Button checks.

Turn: (t240) 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif (6 players)</font>
SB bets t80</font>, Hero raises to t260</font>, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls t260, MP3 folds, Button folds, SB raises to t1460</font>, Hero calls t1200 (All-In), UTG+1 calls t1200 (All-In).

River: (t4620) 5/images/graemlins/club.gif (3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t4620

Results:
SB has Kh Jh (full house, fives full of kings).
Hero has As 3s (flush, ace high).
UTG+1 has 4d Qh (full house, fives full of fours).
Outcome: SB wins t4620. </font>

ZZzzZZzz

[bones]

I fell asleep early and slept through prime hours on a holiday eve.

[lacky]

I played 12 hours of said time period, and still lost /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[lacky]

so if I hide a brag post in the whining thread does it count against me?

Won a seat in the Bay 101 Shouting Stars tourney the other night. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Only god dam thing I've won all month /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Gary Stevenson]

$20+2 stars combo bad beats post (2nd one i know i was short stacked and cant blame JJ...but wow, can my luck get any worse?)

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

UTG+1 (t1500)
MP1 (t1740)
Hero (t1660)
MP3 (t1395)
CO (t1320)
Button (t1960)
SB (t1280)
BB (t1140)
UTG (t1505)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif, A/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
2 folds</font>, MP1 calls t20, Hero raises to t100</font>, 1 fold</font>, CO calls t100, 3 folds</font>, MP1 calls t80.

Flop: (t330) A/images/graemlins/club.gif, 8/images/graemlins/club.gif, 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 players)</font>
MP1 checks, Hero bets t250</font>, CO calls t250, MP1 calls t250.

Turn: (t1080) Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 players)</font>
MP1 checks, Hero bets t1310 (All-In)</font>, CO calls t970 (All-In), MP1 folds.

River: (t3360) 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t3360

Results:
Hero has Qs As (two pair, aces and queens).
CO has Jd 8d (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: CO wins t3020. Hero wins t340. </font>

hand #2
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

MP3 (t1515)
CO (t1165)
Hero (t295)
SB (t1565)
BB (t3270)
UTG (t1930)
UTG+1 (t1355)
MP1 (t1080)
MP2 (t1325)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A/images/graemlins/heart.gif, A/images/graemlins/spade.gif.
UTG raises to t60</font>, 3 folds</font>, MP3 raises to t150</font>, 1 fold</font>, Hero raises to t295</font>, 2 folds</font>, UTG calls t235, MP3 raises to t1515</font>, UTG folds.

Flop: (t2150) 9/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, J/images/graemlins/club.gif, A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)</font>

Turn: (t2150) J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)</font>

River: (t2150) 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t2150

Results:
MP3 has Jh Js (four of a kind, jacks).
Hero has Ah As (full house, aces full of jacks).
Outcome: MP3 wins t2150. </font>

ZZzzZZzz

First one outer, nice!

[ilya]

[ QUOTE ]
so if I hide a brag post in the whining thread does it count against me?

Won a seat in the Bay 101 Shouting Stars tourney the other night. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Only god dam thing I've won all month /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Congrats!

[Freudian]

This is not a bad beat but a whine.

I just came second in a SnG that lasted 79 mins and the blinds were 150/300 the last hand. Basically the guy who ended 3rd took his full time for every decision and the winner started taking his fair share of time for every decision somewhere in level 4. Since it was my last set for the day I had to play this one for 37 minutes after the other seven were done. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[B1GF1SHY]

I am on of the unluckiest poker players. For the past 6 months I've been running so incredibly bad, it is just impossible for me to win. My roomate watches and laughs at my misfortune on a daily basis, the beats just boggle my mind.

I despise the players that are running well and have been running well for a long time, they then come on to the boards telling the people who are having a tough time with luck that they need to look at their play. Some players do but others don't. Whoever is winning be very grateful, hope it lasts for a long time, and stop telling the people who have been taking running really bad that they suck and need to learn how to play.

[waldo027]

My roommate in a 10+1:

Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: depsherriff6 ( $1852 )
Seat 2: mn_dolly ( $955 )
Seat 3: stlcat85 ( $1075 )
Seat 8: monkeebizz ( $820 )
Seat 9: nirvana77 ( $300 )
Seat 10: binky4life ( $2998 )
Trny:17651153 Level:3
Blinds(25/50)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to stlcat85 [ As Ah ]
depsherriff6 folds.
mn_dolly calls [50].
stlcat85 raises [150].
monkeebizz is all-In.
nirvana77 folds.
binky4life calls [770].
mn_dolly folds.
stlcat85 is all-In.
binky4life calls [255].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9d, Ts, 2c ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ks ]
** Dealing River ** [ Jc ]
stlcat85 shows [ As, Ah ] a pair of aces.
monkeebizz shows [ Ac, Qs ] a straight, ten to ace.
binky4life shows [ Qh, Ad ] a straight, ten to ace.
binky4life wins 510 chips from side pot #1 with a straight, ten to ace.
monkeebizz wins 1267 chips from the main pot with a straight, ten to ace.
binky4life wins 1268 chips from the main pot with a straight, ten to ace.
stlcat85 finished in sixth place.
stlcat85 has left the table.

Does this count, even though the money didn't go in until the river...

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

Button (t980)
SB (t680)
BB (t725)
UTG (t1170)
UTG+1 (t815)
Hero (t845)
MP1 (t730)
MP2 (t500)
MP3 (t590)
CO (t965)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, Q/images/graemlins/club.gif.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls t30, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP3 calls t30, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t60</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls t30, Hero calls t30, MP3 calls t30.

Flop: (t255) A/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 4/images/graemlins/spade.gif, K/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t125</font>, MP3 calls t125, Button calls t125, BB folds.

Turn: (t630) J/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t150</font>, MP3 calls t150, Button calls t150.

River: (t1080) T/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero goes all-in, Button calls

Final Pot: t2100

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has As Qc (straight, ace high).
MP3 doesn't show.
Button has Qh Kh (straight flush, ace high).
Outcome: Button wins t2100. </font>

[citanul]

brother's hand:

utg: 2855
button: 4410
/endlife hero: 1050
bb: 1685

blinds 200/400

utg, button folds, hero is dealt:

7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif, and is all in

bb tanks, and calls, with:

3/images/graemlins/club.gif 4/images/graemlins/club.gif

flop:

A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif

turn:

6/images/graemlins/club.gif

river:

2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif

/endlife hero finishes in 4th place.

[bigt439]

[ QUOTE ]
I am on of the unluckiest poker players. For the past 6 months I've been running so incredibly bad, it is just impossible for me to win. My roomate watches and laughs at my misfortune on a daily basis, the beats just boggle my mind.

I despise the players that are running well and have been running well for a long time, they then come on to the boards telling the people who are having a tough time with luck that they need to look at their play. Some players do but others don't. Whoever is winning be very grateful, hope it lasts for a long time, and stop telling the people who have been taking running really bad that they suck and need to learn how to play.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're really not going to like what I have to say.

[Apathy]

From a HU match against the forum champ Lacky (PLHE):

Hero: KK
blinds 10/20
Lacky has the button and pots, hero re-pots and lacky calls.

Pot size (360)
Flop: K-8-6r

Hero bets 220 Lacky calls.
Pot size: (800)

Turn: Qo

Check, Check.

River: J

Hero bets 400 Lacky pushes and hero makes a crying call with top set.

Lacky shows A-10 4tw. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

EDIT: 96.8% fav on the flop.

[REL18]

this one time i had aa and this guy had a9 and i lost it was fun

[tigerite]

I'll have to dig out my AA losing to both AK and KK, and someone afterwards said they folded the case K, hand later.

[2+2 wannabe]

[ QUOTE ]
From a HU match against the forum champ Lacky (PLHE):

Hero: KK
blinds 10/20
Lacky has the button and pots, hero re-pots and lacky calls.

Pot size (360)
Flop: K-8-6r

Hero bets 220 Lacky calls.
Pot size: (800)

Turn: Qo

Check, Check.

/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

WHHHA WHHA WHHHA

MY QQ got cracked by 10 /images/graemlins/diamond.gif 7 /images/graemlins/diamond.gif

Flop 10 /images/graemlins/club.gif J /images/graemlins/diamond.gif 8 /images/graemlins/diamond.gif turn Q /images/graemlins/diamond.gif river 6 /images/graemlins/club.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[zaphod]

I have just lost pocket 7 to overcards 3 out of 5 times today. Can you belive it! It is all rigged /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[wiseheart]

Id rather be drawing to the nuts in Omaha.
I turn the Nut Flush and 3 donks get it allin
with me. Only to lose to a rivered fullhouse.
Two dimes says I was a 77.5% favorite.

PokerStars (9 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A/images/graemlins/heart.gif, J/images/graemlins/heart.gif. SB posts a blind of 10.
UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP3 calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB (poster) calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 4/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP1 folds, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 raises</font>, SB calls, BB calls, UTG folds, Hero calls.

Turn: 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, MP3 calls 760 (All-In), SB calls 360 (All-In), BB calls 360 (All-In).

River: 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 3 all-in)</font>

Final Pot:

[Melchiades]

Played my first live thing (40 people, 50$ buy in). Am big stack at the final table I push all in to a stack that is almost identical to me with AQo, he calls with QJs. Rivers a J to take home a pot that is 80% of the chips in play. Disgusted. I bust next and barely get my buy in back. HGF!¤%#¤"#%!%¤&amp;/&amp;HGKJHL!(%&amp;¤&amp;

[HonchoOverload]

this is the worst beat I have ever taken.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (5 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

UTG (t1460)
MP (t3040)
Button (t1550)
SB (t1345)
Hero (t1605)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls t50, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (t150) Q/images/graemlins/club.gif, J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 6/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets t200</font>, Hero calls t200, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to t400</font>, SB calls t200, Hero calls t200.

Turn: (t1350) J/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets t895 (All-In)</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1155</font>, MP calls t1155.

River: (t4555) Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t4555

Seat 1: chelsea16 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: HeppHepp showed [A/images/graemlins/spade.gif Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif] and won (2537) with a full house,
Queens full of Jacks
Seat 3: crimsondane (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: bubba211 (small blind) showed [Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif K/images/graemlins/club.gif] and won (2018) with a
full house, Queens full of Jacks
Seat 8: bestcellar (big blind) showed [6/images/graemlins/spade.gif 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif] and lost with a full
house, Sixes full of Queens

[adios]

So many crazy flops turn good hands into bad ones and bad ones into good ones in hold'em. Crazy game really just glad to come out the plus side mostly.

BTW I think having this forum is a great idea.

I really wasn't surprised at all.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t30 (8 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

CO (t1555)
Button (t1455)
SB (t2790)
Hero (t1325)
UTG (t1610)
UTG+1 (t1245)
MP1 (t2120)
MP2 (t1400)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
UTG calls t30, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 calls t30, MP2 calls t30, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t120</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t300</font>, UTG folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t2790</font>, Hero calls t1025 (All-In).

Flop: (t4205) Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 7/images/graemlins/club.gif, Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t4205) 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t4205) K/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t4205

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Kd Kc (full house, kings full of queens).
Hero has As Ad (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: SB wins t4205. </font>