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diebitter
11-22-2005, 06:03 AM
I suggest today, we all try doing a stupid pirate voice in an inappropriate situation, and tell the result. I've done mine already, as I was bored.

Business meetings, trying lines on girls, ordering food, whatever.

Mine has been on the train this morning, very early, mostly empty carriage:

Ticket checker, walking through the train: "Tickets from XXX, please?"

Me, showing ticket: "It be a cold marnin today, matey! The frost be bitin hard, AAAAARRRRRRRR!"

Him: "", then, "Tickets from xxxx, please", walks on.


Else, post your thought for the day in piratespeak, please.
jokerthief
11-22-2005, 06:05 AM
British people are hilarious.
Vavavoom
11-22-2005, 06:15 AM
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/585/yarrrly9aw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Blarg
11-22-2005, 06:16 AM
There's no way you are convincing me that you did this for a joke and it isn't something you say constantly at odd times.
jokerthief
11-22-2005, 06:22 AM
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There's no way you are convincing me that you did this for a joke and it isn't something you say constantly at odd times.

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If he did do it, he would be my hero.
diebitter
11-22-2005, 06:25 AM
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There's no way you are convincing me that you did this for a joke and it isn't something you say constantly at odd times.

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I was bored and cold, and for some reason thinking about how cool Steve the Pirate from Dodgeball is.

And I can't really understand the sentence - not being deliberately obtuse here, just can't get what you're saying in the second part. You think I do pirate stuff at occasional times? Yep, you'd be right.
Blarg
11-22-2005, 06:32 AM
Dude, catch some sleep. That sentence wasn't that tough.
diebitter
11-22-2005, 06:40 AM
It be 10:40am here! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!
tonypaladino
11-22-2005, 06:56 AM
OK, today when I get off the subway at Union Square and there are an assload of retards blocking my way out, I will say something like "out of me way 'fore ye meet the end of me sword" instead of just my usual plowing them down with my elbows.

Also, I encourage you remember to celebrate September 19th next year, which is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/)

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/partykit/tlapdbanner2.gif
diebitter
11-22-2005, 07:36 AM
That be the spirit, Capn Tony Crimson Guts! ARRRRR!

Any other lily-livered landlubbers there fancy they be yearnin fer the pirate life? Shiver me timbers, don't be afeared to show yer pirate self, to have fear of no man and no thing, 'cept the sharks and the devil! Arrrrrr

Be the pirate just once today, and ye'll know you be pirate through and through!
Popinjay
11-22-2005, 07:48 AM
Hey do you think pirates frequently got drunk and jerked each other off? I do.
diebitter
11-22-2005, 07:51 AM
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Hey do you think pirates frequently got drunk and jerked each other off? I do.

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No, matey!

They tupped wenches in port, and had the cabin boy as a cursed catamite (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=catamite) when the itch be burning in their loins.

The larger ships had their awwn ship's porcupine, tho! ARRRR!
Blarg
11-22-2005, 07:53 AM
Everybody does that.
tonypaladino
11-22-2005, 08:19 AM
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Hey do you think pirates frequently got drunk and jerked each other off? I do.

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Do you?
ChipWrecked
11-22-2005, 08:26 AM
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Hey do you think pirates frequently got drunk and jerked each other off? I do.

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Do you?

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Arrrrr, popinjay be a dirty son of a Dutchman, me buckos....
pokerdirty
11-22-2005, 10:22 AM
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Hey do you think pirates frequently got drunk and jerked each other off? I do.

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wrong navy.
tolbiny
11-22-2005, 11:29 AM
Pirates don't use toilet paper, they use other pirates. AAAARRRRR!
diebitter
11-22-2005, 11:33 AM
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Pirates don't use toilet paper, they use other parrots. AAAARRRRR!

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Fix yarrr post, matey! Arr!
tolbiny
11-22-2005, 11:55 AM
AAAAAARRRRRR, me parrot's got more sense than to stick around to wipe me bum. Next time ye have some dingle berries hanging off the yardarm grab another pirate matey. AAARRRR!
diebitter
11-23-2005, 07:26 AM
Today's bit of piracy, just done to the sandwich lady outside.

"Arrr, me seaweed's wet'n'salty, and it be tellin me thar be snow on its way, Arrrr!"

She just ignored this, and shivered a bit more.


some bloke in the queue behind me did say 'Hark at Captain Birdseye!' though.
Blarg
11-23-2005, 08:38 AM
I'm waiting for you to finally post, "ARRR, I've been arrested!"
ChipWrecked
11-23-2005, 08:42 AM
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I'm waiting for you to finally post, "ARRR, I've been arrested!"

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I was thinking much the same. British humor, I guess.

"Arrrr, they won't let me use the phone, and I couldn't be dialin' with me arms in this jacket anyways...."
CrazyEyez
11-23-2005, 10:42 AM
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Today's bit of piracy, just done to the sandwich lady outside.

"Arrr, me seaweed's wet'n'salty, and it be tellin me thar be snow on its way, Arrrr!"

She just ignored this, and shivered a bit more.


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Did ye DAIHL? (drop anchor in her lagoon)
diebitter
11-23-2005, 10:53 AM
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Did ye DAIHL? (drop anchor in her lagoon)

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Arr, no, me hearty. She be an old crone, and I be wantin a young wench who is not averse to takin on board some salty seaman..Arrr!
ChipWrecked
11-23-2005, 10:54 AM
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salty seaman..Arrr!

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11-23-2005, 11:02 AM
AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Ye be fools.

I have 4 words for ye to make ye wench seem like the dregs of Davey Jones Locker.

'Roger the Cabin Boy'.


Arrrr!