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11-21-2005, 02:28 AM

***** Hand History for Game 3070070980 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $20 Buy-in + $2 Entry Fee Trny:17595546 Level:3 Blinds(25/50) - Monday, November 21, 01:07:20 EDT 2005
Table Table 67600 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 4: maen315 ( $650 )
Seat 6: bongo89 ( $3425 )
Seat 8: Bazuulbazuul ( $1735 )
Seat 9: embee22 ( $1000 )
Seat 10: AZhighroller ( $1190 )
Trny:17595546 Level:3
Blinds(25/50)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Bazuulbazuul [ Qd 4s ]
embee22 folds.
AZhighroller raises [175].
maen315 folds.
bongo89 raises [275].
bongo89: I have pocket Qs
bongo89: If you have better bet
Bazuulbazuul folds.
AZhighroller calls [125].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5c, 7h, Ts ]
AZhighroller: I have queens too
AZhighroller bets [275].
bongo89 calls [275].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Th ]
bongo89 checks.
AZhighroller bets [275].
bongo89 calls [275].
** Dealing River ** [ Td ]
bongo89 checks.
AZhighroller checks.
bongo89 shows [ 9d, Ad ] three of a kind, tens.
AZhighroller shows [ Qc, Qs ] a full house, Tens full of queens.
AZhighroller wins 1750 chips from the main pot with a full house, Tens full of queens.
Bazuulbazuul: rofl

durron597

11-21-2005, 02:34 AM

omg ROFLCOPTER!!!!!

http://www.roffles.com/images/view/191/191.gif

bigt439

11-21-2005, 02:36 AM

You need funnier stuff to happen in your life.

mlagoo

11-21-2005, 02:37 AM

im going to use this thread to post my bad beat with QQ from an MTT earlier tonight.

#Game No : 3068991518
***** Hand History for Game 3068991518 *****
NL Texas Hold'em Trny:17583054 Level:14 Blinds (1000/2000) - Sunday, November 20, 22:01:21 EDT 2005
Table Multi-Table(516308) Table #1 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: kaydog9 ( $75432 )
Seat 2: BAGSIK829 ( $26059 )
Seat 3: JOCAHU ( $14381 )
Seat 4: dannychee ( $22825 )
Seat 5: derrat ( $35517 )
Seat 6: mattiel83 ( $34120 )
Seat 7: joetuckaway ( $34024 )
Seat 8: olinos ( $20756 )
Seat 9: monkeebot ( $15870 )
Seat 10: colg82009 ( $58781 )
Trny:17583054 Level:14
Blinds (1000/2000)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to mattiel83 [ Qs Qd ]
olinos folds.
monkeebot folds.
colg82009 folds.
kaydog9 folds.
BAGSIK829 calls [2000].
JOCAHU folds.
dannychee folds.
derrat raises [7600].
mattiel83 is all-In [33120]
joetuckaway folds.
BAGSIK829 folds.
derrat calls [26520].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ts, 9h, Ad ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 8h ]
derrat shows [ Td, Th ] three of a kind, tens.
mattiel83 shows [ Qs, Qd ] a pair of queens.
derrat wins 72240 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, tens.
Player mattiel83 finished in 29 place and received $163.80

maybe i should have told him i had qq /images/graemlins/mad.gif

11-21-2005, 02:43 AM

[ QUOTE ]
You need funnier stuff to happen in your life.

[/ QUOTE ]

I take it you don't laugh at Reader's Digest jokes either.

durron597

11-21-2005, 02:43 AM

OMGZ BAD BEETZ

I'll lock this now.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (7 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

CO (t1070)
Button (TOTAL FISH) (t1720)
SB (t2280)
BB (t1225)
UTG (t2690)
Hero (t2830)
MP2 (t1685)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 9/images/graemlins/club.gif.
1 fold, Hero raises to t300, 2 folds, Button (TOTAL FISH) calls t300, 1 fold, BB calls t200.

Flop: (t950) 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, A/images/graemlins/heart.gif (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, TOTAL FISH bets t500, BB folds, Hero raises to t2530, TOTAL FISH calls t920 (All-In).

Turn: (t4900) 4/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t4900) 4/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t4900

Results in white below: 
Hero has As 9c (two pair, aces and fours).
TOTAL FISH has 4d 4s (four of a kind, fours).
Outcome: TOTAL FISH wins t3790. Hero wins t1110.