Which superheroine/hero would be best in bed? [Archive]

diebitter

11-20-2005, 06:18 AM

Hmmm, I've been pondering this lately, and I say:

SuperHeroine: Elastigirl from the Incredibles.

She could change her shape, she can make her body grow/shrink/tighten/move in any sort of way both outside and inside her body. She could touch you anywhere whilst you're doing whatever, she could create a suction vacuum, ... etc etc

However, She-Hulk would be a proposition to cherish. I suspect you'd only get one go though, cos she'd kill you if she got to her happy ending.

Superhero: I guess it's therefore Mr Fantastic for the superhero vote, for the same reasons as Elastigirl

what u think?

11-20-2005, 06:27 AM

Gen13 girls

diebitter

11-20-2005, 06:32 AM

PS TTIUWOP, so...

http://www.theincredibles.free.fr/images/infos/perso_infos.jpg http://home.hiwaay.net/~tfharris/pulpculture/columns/040318.jpg

11-20-2005, 07:13 AM

catwomen because shes crazy

Hamish McBagpipe

11-20-2005, 10:00 AM

If my gf suddenly got the powers of Invisible Girl I'd be quite happy as I could take the paper bag off her head.

11-20-2005, 10:16 AM

ooo, here's another one...
which disney character would be the best in bed?
either belle from beauty and the beast...or nala from lion king!

swede123

11-20-2005, 10:32 AM

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ooo, here's another one...
which disney character would be the best in bed?
either belle from beauty and the beast...or nala from lion king!

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Jasmine from Aladdin. Yeah baby.

Swede

MelK

11-20-2005, 10:37 AM

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ooo, here's another one...
which disney character would be the best in bed?
either belle from beauty and the beast...or nala from lion king!

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Jasmine from Aladdin. Yeah baby.

Swede

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Those Disney porn sites are ridiculous, not that I've ever visited any.

PokerBob

11-20-2005, 10:45 AM

I'm talking the old-school one. Daddy likey Linda Carter.

Brain

11-20-2005, 10:45 AM

I always had a thing for Lynda Carter.

http://www.amazing-amazon.com/wwpics/wwx1.jpg

DukeSucks

11-20-2005, 11:43 AM

If we're going the non-animated route, I'd have to say:
http://www.posterplanet.net/new/images/ffjessicasolo.jpg

ChipWrecked

11-20-2005, 12:12 PM

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Hmmm, I've been pondering this lately, and I say:

SuperHeroine: Elastigirl from the Incredibles.

She could change her shape, she can make her body grow/shrink/tighten/move in any sort of way both outside and inside her body. She could touch you anywhere whilst you're doing whatever, she could create a suction vacuum, ... etc etc

However, She-Hulk would be a proposition to cherish. I suspect you'd only get one go though, cos she'd kill you if she got to her happy ending.

Superhero: I guess it's therefore Mr Fantastic for the superhero vote, for the same reasons as Elastigirl

what u think?

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My question on Elastigirl is why her ass is so big if she can make it any shape she wants. Mondo junk in da trunk.

http://www.cinopsis.be/batman%26robin/images/caracter/batgirl.jpg

TheBlueMonster

11-20-2005, 12:14 PM

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If my gf suddenly got the powers of Invisible Girl I'd be quite happy as I could take the paper bag off her head.

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rofl

Brain

11-20-2005, 12:48 PM

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My question on Elastigirl is why her ass is so big if she can make it any shape she wants. Mondo junk in da trunk.

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Some variety would be nice, but as a rule, nothing too wrong with that.

CORed

11-20-2005, 12:57 PM

This link (http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html) might be informative.

The once and future king

11-20-2005, 01:29 PM

Surely that mutant woman in the X-men films who can copy the appearence of any human form she chooses is a candidate. I can imagine that being alot of fun.

peachy

11-20-2005, 01:48 PM

wonder woman...lynda carter

peachy

11-20-2005, 01:54 PM

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Surely that mutant woman in the X-men films who can copy the appearence of any human form she chooses is a candidate. I can imagine that being alot of fun.

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Mystique?

tonypaladino

11-20-2005, 02:16 PM

wonder woman, not close

11-20-2005, 02:22 PM

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Surely that mutant woman in the X-men films who can copy the appearence of any human form she chooses is a candidate. I can imagine that being alot of fun.

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Mystique?

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Unfortunately, after you're done she mutates back into a hidious blue scarred woman, and you immediately regret what you've done.

Publos Nemesis

11-20-2005, 02:29 PM

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Surely that mutant woman in the X-men films who can copy the appearence of any human form she chooses is a candidate. I can imagine that being alot of fun.

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Mystique?

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Damn right. Mystique could become any woman you wanted. You could sleep with a different woman every night and still be in a "commited relationship."

MonkeeMan

11-20-2005, 02:47 PM

The Little Mermaid for the smell.

MrMon

11-20-2005, 02:49 PM

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ooo, here's another one...
which disney character would be the best in bed?
either belle from beauty and the beast...or nala from lion king!

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Jessica Rabbit.

http://www.comic-mint.com/media/client/0954_JessicaCloseUp2-detail.JPG

Publos Nemesis

11-20-2005, 02:54 PM

http://www.neweyestudio.com/ebayM/ebm511.jpg

amazing

bad beetz

11-20-2005, 03:13 PM

Selma Hayek

NutzyClutz

11-20-2005, 04:48 PM

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/9514/halle9cb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

11-20-2005, 05:16 PM

Has no one mentioned Rogue? She's a hottie. She can drain my lifeforce any day.

Schneids

11-21-2005, 02:02 AM

A latecoming entry and OoT favorite:

http://www.virgin.net/movies/moviespecials/starwars/episode3preview/pix/04_main.jpg

11-21-2005, 02:16 AM

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If my gf suddenly got the powers of Invisible Girl I'd be quite happy as I could take the paper bag off her head.

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nh...for us, sorry about the bag dude, we all have to do our time sometimes.

Blarg

11-21-2005, 02:19 AM

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Surely that mutant woman in the X-men films who can copy the appearence of any human form she chooses is a candidate. I can imagine that being alot of fun.

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Oh yeah. But you just know she'd get bitchy about it if you asked her to look like anything different.

Blarg

11-21-2005, 02:20 AM

WTF is the obsession with this very ordinary looking girl.

Blarg

11-21-2005, 02:21 AM

Powers that include delivering buffalo wings are indeed highly desirable.

diebitter

11-21-2005, 02:24 AM

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Surely that mutant woman in the X-men films who can copy the appearence of any human form she chooses is a candidate. I can imagine that being alot of fun.

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Oh yeah. But you just know she'd get bitchy about it if you asked her to look like anything different.

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hahaha. With no-powers girls

You: You look great!
Her: Oh, and I didn't look great yesterday? Is that what you're...<blahblahblah>
You (thinks): Oh, [censored] off!

With Mystique:
You: Oh can you be Ursula Andress in Dr No?
Her: Oh so me as Elisha Cuthbert wasn't sexy enough...<blar>
You (thinks): anything but blue and scaly really...

Alobar

11-21-2005, 02:53 AM

Incredibly stretchy girl....before she took the potato to the face

samjjones

11-21-2005, 10:37 AM

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wonder woman, not close

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HouseCalls

11-23-2005, 12:07 PM

Just saw an add for Aeon Flux starring Charlize Theron
check it out (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=pg&id=1808551930&intl=us&photoid=5796 67)

diebitter

11-23-2005, 12:18 PM

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Just saw an add for Aeon Flux starring Charlize Theron
check it out (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=pg&id=1808551930&intl=us&photoid=5796 67)

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Ohhh, I'd DAIHL

HesseJam

11-23-2005, 12:21 PM

There is only one:

What goes on in the minds of Spaniards?

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/115/1634/640/hessa13.jpg

trotski

11-23-2005, 12:40 PM

It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I gurantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.

He's an alien, for christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him!

diebitter

11-23-2005, 12:57 PM

Red kryptonite wouldn't. It may actually make it fab sex.

Georgia Avenue

11-23-2005, 01:18 PM

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Just saw an add for Aeon Flux starring Charlize Theron
check it out (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=pg&id=1808551930&intl=us&photoid=5796 67)

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The orginal AF was hott in a weird way...but thats the only way I like 'em...

http://www.sadgeezer.com/aeon/aeon2.jpg http://www.sadgeezer.com/aeon/aeonint1.jpg

masse75

11-23-2005, 06:27 PM

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If my gf suddenly got the powers of Invisible Girl I'd be quite happy as I could take the paper bag off her head.

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nh...for us, sorry about the bag dude, we all have to do our time sometimes.

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I think the invisible girl is a bad idea. Do you really want to look at your own crank while having sex?

Freakin

11-23-2005, 06:36 PM

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A latecoming entry and OoT favorite:

http://www.virgin.net/movies/moviespecials/starwars/episode3preview/pix/04_main.jpg

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oh come on... not a superheroine... she doesn't even have any special powers!