$100 Fine For Pissing In Laguna Beach [Archive]

maxfisher

11-19-2005, 07:54 AM

Alright guys, I live in south Oc, after partying tonight in Laguna Beach, my buddy and i were pissing outside Ocean's Brewery and sure enough the Gustapo caught us and served us w/$100 fines. I was arguing through out and they kept threatening to take me to OC Jail. Advice to fight this {censored} ticket??

Dariel86

11-19-2005, 08:16 AM

Piss on it

codewarrior

11-19-2005, 08:24 AM

How about pissing before you leave, or pissing when you get home, rather than whipping your junk out in public. Eeddioot.

Dr. Strangelove

11-19-2005, 10:51 AM

The key is to keep to the shadows and move slowly in the crouched position. This way your stealth bar will stay maxed and the cops won't even be able to see you.

Yeti

11-19-2005, 12:57 PM

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How about pissing before you leave, or pissing when you get home, rather than whipping your junk out in public. Eeddioot.

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No.

tdarko

11-19-2005, 01:14 PM

"Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams
Let it wash away
My sanity
'Cause I wanna feel the thunder
I wanna scream
Let the rain fall down
I'm comimg clean, I'm coming clean"

JonPKibble

11-19-2005, 03:52 PM

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Alright guys, I live in south Oc, after partying tonight in Laguna Beach, my buddy and i were pissing outside Ocean's Brewery and sure enough the Gustapo caught us and served us w/$100 fines. I was arguing through out and they kept threatening to take me to OC Jail. Advice to fight this {censored} ticket??

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You violated a public ordinance, pay the fine like a man. YSSCKY.

man

11-19-2005, 03:55 PM

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YSSCKY.

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before or after paying the ticket?

man

11-19-2005, 03:58 PM

deny everything and challenge the judge to a fight.

maxfisher

11-19-2005, 03:58 PM

Officer Johnson, Is that you??

Publos Nemesis

11-19-2005, 04:04 PM

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Alright guys, I live in south Oc, after partying tonight in Laguna Beach, my buddy and i were pissing outside Ocean's Brewery and sure enough the Gustapo caught us and served us w/$100 fines. I was arguing through out and they kept threatening to take me to OC Jail. Advice to fight this {censored} ticket??

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Pay it. The only other option (which would get you off the hook for the tkt) would be to challenge it in court. Most likely you would win since the cop who served it would not show up. However, this option would likely incur court fees and would waste several hours of your time. In the end, you would save very little.

BreakEvenPlayer

11-19-2005, 04:06 PM

Don't piss in Santa Barbara... it's $400 here.

JonPKibble

11-19-2005, 08:49 PM

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YSSCKY.

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before or after paying the ticket?

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Good question... allow me to be more specific.

1. Pay the ticket

2. Donate the rest of your money to the American Red Cross

3. Go kill yourself

tonypaladino

11-19-2005, 09:12 PM

Sucks for you. I have a friend who got a ticket for that once. $100 is not much, just pay the fine and get over yourself.

krazyace5

11-20-2005, 11:48 AM

Just pay it and be glad thats all you got, in my state its indecent exposure and you'd have to register with the sex offender list. Then people would think you were a child molestor for the rest of your life.

Evan

11-20-2005, 12:20 PM

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I was arguing through out

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I'd like to know what exactly your argument was. Did you expect the cop to change a law or were you trying to convince him you weren't pissing after he just watched you piss?

Sponger15SB

11-20-2005, 12:26 PM

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Alright guys, I live in south Oc, after partying tonight in Laguna Beach, my buddy and i were pissing outside Ocean's Brewery and sure enough the Gustapo caught us and served us w/$100 fines. I was arguing through out and they kept threatening to take me to OC Jail. Advice to fight this {censored} ticket??

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STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASS HOLE!!!
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Bulldog

11-21-2005, 11:47 AM

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Alright guys, I live in south Oc, after partying tonight in Laguna Beach, my buddy and i were pissing outside Ocean's Brewery and sure enough the Gustapo caught us and served us w/$100 fines. I was arguing through out and they kept threatening to take me to OC Jail. Advice to fight this {censored} ticket??

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STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASS HOLE!!!
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Word

Shajen

11-21-2005, 11:49 AM

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I was arguing through out

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YP, BIMO.

ghostface

11-21-2005, 12:12 PM

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YSSCKY.

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before or after paying the ticket?

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while.

SL__72

11-21-2005, 12:16 PM

I say you deny it and when the judge doesn't believe you... threaten to sue him! That'll get him to change his mind.

Dr. Strangelove

11-21-2005, 12:36 PM

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The key is to keep to the shadows and move slowly in the crouched position. This way your stealth bar will stay maxed and the cops won't even be able to see you.

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does no one get this? this is witty godammit.

dibbs

11-21-2005, 12:38 PM

I didnt know one could earn the title "Gustapo", sounds spanish, by the way, for accosting someone for urinating on public property.

ChipWrecked

11-21-2005, 12:41 PM

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The key is to keep to the shadows and move slowly in the crouched position. This way your stealth bar will stay maxed and the cops won't even be able to see you.

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does no one get this? this is witty godammit.

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It is as though pissing in public is a video game?

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Nothing better than the scent of drunk teens' urine outside a beach bar.

"May I suggest using the nightstick officer?"

tonypaladino

11-21-2005, 12:42 PM

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Oooooohhhhh OOooohhhhh Look at me! I party In Laguna Beach! I'm such a cool dood.

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FYP

Dr. Strangelove

11-21-2005, 12:46 PM

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The key is to keep to the shadows and move slowly in the crouched position. This way your stealth bar will stay maxed and the cops won't even be able to see you.

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does no one get this? this is witty godammit.

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It is as though pissing in public is a video game?

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Nothing better than the scent of drunk teens' urine outside a beach bar.

"May I suggest using the nightstick officer?"

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His name is MaxFisher. The main character from splinter cell, if i'm not mistaken.

ChipWrecked

11-21-2005, 12:48 PM

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The key is to keep to the shadows and move slowly in the crouched position. This way your stealth bar will stay maxed and the cops won't even be able to see you.

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does no one get this? this is witty godammit.

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It is as though pissing in public is a video game?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/aksooted/rofl.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/aksooted/rofl.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/aksooted/rofl.gif

Nothing better than the scent of drunk teens' urine outside a beach bar.

"May I suggest using the nightstick officer?"

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His name is MaxFisher. The main character from splinter cell, if i'm not mistaken.

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Further solidifies his position as a real douchebag.

jedi

11-22-2005, 03:05 AM

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I was arguing through out

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YP, BIMO.

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This was more brilliant than the other one.