I can only win at party if ...

[BigBiceps]

I put my opponent all-in when drawing dead, or already beat on the river /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[tomdemaine]

wow you must really suck at poker

[DeathbySuckout]

When I oppened this, I thought it was going to say:

".....if I log on."

[Rudbaeck]

[ QUOTE ]
".....if I log on."

[/ QUOTE ]

[pudley4]

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When I oppened this, I thought it was going to say:

".....if I'm not a total fking retard."

[/ QUOTE ]

[BigBiceps]

Seriously, I played 20,000 hands of NL25 and only won $200.

Every other site I have played at I have won way more.

It feels like there is some kind of equalization going on there. I won't bother listing all the bad beats.

[roundest]

20k hands is nothing. It could very well just be variance.

[citanul]

please tell me someone's going to ban him.

or at minimum say:

"you have 0 of 1 such posts remaining"

c

[BigBiceps]

Why should I be banned?

Why do the people here find the necessity to make posts such as these or about tacos?

[mosdef]

[ QUOTE ]
please tell me someone's going to ban him.

or at minimum say:

"you have 0 of 1 such posts remaining"

c

[/ QUOTE ]

Ha! You are powerless outside your home forum. Go back where you came from, n00b.

[SomethingClever]

[ QUOTE ]
Seriously, I played 20,000 hands of NL25 and only won $200.

Every other site I have played at I have won way more.

It feels like there is some kind of equalization going on there. I won't bother listing all the bad beats.

[/ QUOTE ]


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omfg rigged!!!11!one................................... .................................................. . winning player

[miajag81]

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Seriously, I played 20,000 hands of NL25 and only won $200.

Every other site I have played at I have won way more.

It feels like there is some kind of equalization going on there. I won't bother listing all the bad beats.

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omfg rigged!!!11!one................................... .................................................. . winning player

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BIMO

[Mason Hellmuth]

[ QUOTE ]
Why should I be banned?

Why do the people here find the necessity to make posts such as these or about tacos?

[/ QUOTE ]
That reminds me, I just found a Free Burrito certificate from Chipotle in my closet. That is totally awesome, but unfortunately, there isn't a Chipotle within 120 miles of my new house. That totally sucks.

[John Bedtelyon]

Read books, get better, stop bitching.

This post is ridiculous, and unneeded. It helps generate no discussion and is a sad attempt at a cry for help.

JMB

PS Learn to play limit.

[BigBiceps]

if it generates no discussion why are you responding?

You are the same guy who created a .5/1 private table last night ... the rake at party at .5/1 is .50 for a $5 pot!!!!!! This is sick. I played for about 30 minutes just to see how the 2+2ers play. If you want to play limit at that rake structure, better at least go 1/2 or preferably 2/4 or higher.

[Hornacek]

I only win at Party if the Doom Switch is turned off. Otherwise, it is the end of me. /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[John Bedtelyon]

.5/1 allows more beginning players to play, which allows there game to get better. Plus it allows the higher limit people to work on their post flop play.

Works well for all and we all have fun. Join us again tonight!

JMB

[jman220]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Why should I be banned?

Why do the people here find the necessity to make posts such as these or about tacos?

[/ QUOTE ]
That reminds me, I just found a Free Burrito certificate from Chipotle in my closet. That is totally awesome, but unfortunately, there isn't a Chipotle within 120 miles of my new house. That totally sucks.

[/ QUOTE ] I'll transfer you the postage on stars plus fifty cents if you mail it to me.

[jman220]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
".....if I log on."

[/ QUOTE ]

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[ QUOTE ]

That reminds me, I just found a Free Burrito certificate from Chipotle in my closet. That is totally awesome, but unfortunately, there isn't a Chipotle within 120 miles of my new house. That totally sucks.

[/ QUOTE ]

That is one of the most depressing things ive ever heard. Godspeed soldier.

[DeathbySuckout]

OMG!!CHIPOTLE IS RIGGED!!!1!oneexclamationpoint!1

[FlyWf]

[ QUOTE ]
Seriously, I played 20,000 hands of NL25 and only won $200.

[/ QUOTE ]

Poor baby. At that rate, you'll go broke, well, never.

So STFU.

[Peter Harris]

[ QUOTE ]
You are the same guy who created a .5/1 private table last night ... the rake at party at .5/1 is .50 for a $5 pot!!!!!! This is sick. I played for about 30 minutes just to see how the 2+2ers play. If you want to play limit at that rake structure, better at least go 1/2 or preferably 2/4 or higher.

[/ QUOTE ]

sounds like someone got pwned at the 2+2 LAGfest. Aah, memories.

[BigBiceps]

nope, I did lose $0.25 however.

[FlyWf]

I'll transfer you postage and a dollar.

[Peter Harris]

[ QUOTE ]
nope, I did lose $0.25 however.

[/ QUOTE ]

mini-pwned then /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Mason Hellmuth]

Can someone just send me postage and the damn burrito?

[dogmeat]

[ QUOTE ]
Seriously, I played 20,000 hands of NL25 and only won $200.

Every other site I have played at I have won way more.

It feels like there is some kind of equalization going on there. I won't bother listing all the bad beats.

[/ QUOTE ]

It happens - I play a bit higher, and over about a month (30K hands) I only made $4 an hour /images/graemlins/blush.gif My goldfish almost died of hunger!

Dogmeat /images/graemlins/spade.gif

[siccjay]

You should be banned because you never ever [censored] stop whining about Party being rigged.

You have obviously never played live poker.

[BigBiceps]

I played live poker for over 10 years before I ever played online.

[Rudbaeck]

[ QUOTE ]
Seriously, I played 20,000 hands of NL25 and only won $200.

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't worry. You'll eventually have a stretch of 20k hands where you are a loser. It's tough to accomplish in such a weak game as the NL25, but it can be done. Just keep plugging away at it.

[Newt_Buggs]

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[ QUOTE ]
please tell me someone's going to ban him.

or at minimum say:

"you have 0 of 1 such posts remaining"

c

[/ QUOTE ]

Ha! You are powerless outside your home forum. Go back where you came from, n00b.

[/ QUOTE ]
lol, cit got pwned.

[MicroBob]

[ QUOTE ]

I put my opponent all-in when drawing dead

[/ QUOTE ]


How do you win a hand when you're drawing dead?

[miami32]

Just because you played live for ten years doesn't make you a winning player. In fact, that line seems to come from most losing players. What next, are you going to tell me it takes a minute to learn and a life time to master?