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11-17-2005, 06:08 PM
Talan to Marry Paris Hilton Wannabe (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051117/ap_on_en_tv/people_kimberly_stewart)

for all you closet Laguna fans out there... I know there's a bunch, and lots more in denial.
Yeti
11-17-2005, 06:10 PM
OMG

edit - oh wait, I read this as Talan to wed Paris Hilton.
Sponger15SB
11-17-2005, 06:10 PM
I'll bet a trillion dollars says they are divorced within a year or they don't marry or something.

Worst. Marriage. Ever.
B Dids
11-17-2005, 06:11 PM
I know I'm going to get accused of being grumpy- but I'm not alone in wanting this thread to die.
RunDownHouse
11-17-2005, 06:11 PM
Dids is displaying impeccable taste once again. Loved your thread title, OP.
tonypaladino
11-17-2005, 06:12 PM
You should be banned for a misleading title
Eurotrash
11-17-2005, 06:13 PM
this kid is such a flamer.
PoBoy321
11-17-2005, 06:27 PM
True, but he's 19 and banging a 26 year old.
samjjones
11-17-2005, 06:29 PM
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True, but he's 19 and banging a 26 year old.

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That's not a good thing...
PoBoy321
11-17-2005, 06:31 PM
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True, but he's 19 and banging a 26 year old.

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That's not a good thing...

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I can't imagine that it could possibly be a bad thing. I'm 20 and I'd love to nail a 26 year old.
B Dids
11-17-2005, 06:31 PM
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True, but he's 19 and banging a Rod Stewarts daughter, which is at least cool as a novelty.

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samjjones
11-17-2005, 06:34 PM
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I can't imagine that it could possibly be a bad thing. I'm 30 and I'd love to nail a 19 year old.

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MoreWineII
11-17-2005, 06:41 PM
Talan's a [censored]. Even the Laguna chicks won't date him.
CheckRaise
11-17-2005, 07:07 PM
He says he wants to become a musician, did anyone see the episode where they held a benefit for something disaster related? He sang a song and it was horrible, good luck with that buddy.
11-17-2005, 07:13 PM
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He says he wants to become a musician, did anyone see the episode where they held a benefit for something disaster related? He sang a song and it was horrible, good luck with that buddy.

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I thought it was pretty bad.. but i don't think any worse than when one of the girls (alex?) sang her song. Someone should put those 2 songs up in a poll against the rap single circulating the net that Britney Spear's deadbeat husband just did for worst song ever.
MyTurn2Raise
11-17-2005, 09:06 PM
Laguna Beach is the best show on tv today...[censored] Lost This is the world we live in.
TeeJayORTj
11-17-2005, 09:24 PM
Stephen and Jason from Laguna beach are coming to this place Felt in Boston tonight. Me and my roomates might go just for all the available ass that is due to be there.
mikeyp
11-17-2005, 09:53 PM
The key to the article is in the 4th paragraph:

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Stewart and Torriero, who have been dating for several weeks

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Fish Stalker
11-17-2005, 09:58 PM
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You should be banned for a misleading title

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Obviously he meant they are marrying AT the Paris Hilton. Its not like you can't marry a hotel.
billyjex
11-17-2005, 10:31 PM
son of a bitch

regardless of how little this lasts, that 19 year old gets to bang a hot (and very rich) 26 year old. [censored] my life sucks.
whiskeytown
11-17-2005, 10:44 PM
I can't bear to watch it or even keep myself informed of anything about it - - I feel my IQ dropping whenever it's on. I don't even know if it's a real or acted out show....

I COULD watch it post lobotomy, I suppose...or if I fell on my head and was brain dead for the rest of my life, otherwise I couldn't relate to the characters.

RB