04-12-2002, 01:25 PM
When the smoke clears on all the battlefields of the Hold'em Wars, and peace is returned to the land of Poker, there will be a war crimes commission. You may think that the Hold'em Wars will last forever. Nevertheless, you would be wrong! Someday another random 52-card proposition will replace the insanity of flops and they will put Hold'em to rest in the poker hall of fame, next to five card draw and five card stud. Then those reckless deviates who play any two cards and crush the rightful hopes of brave group one hands. Will pay for their crimes against superior logic and the magnificent power of potential and positive expectation.
These wicked gamblers who pry on the royal logic of, big cards beat little cards and most people aren't bluffing, they will drag them before the war crimes' commission. They will be held accountable for deviate behavior. Calling capped raises with starting hands that are so insanely diabolical and vicious that to describe them would be a sin against the all mighty poker god himself. These parasites of logic use the Bell curve to torture and violate, the sanity of all reason. To date, millions of pocket aces have lost all their hopes, dreams, and expectations to gamblers who have no respect for logic.
Big Slick a righteous raiser of positive expectation, destroyed by Big Lick double suited (96). Big Lick called a known ROCK's raise back in the early 60's. Then Big Lick took Big Slick down to the river and drowned him in two inches of water. He licked him with the nut flush on the river with his six. Then the word got out, the Big Slick family of winners could be taken down by Big Lick. Pandora's box was opened and every deviate gambler from California to New York became convinced they to could beat Big Slick with a thoughtless call and a short trip to the river. They have violated the Big Slick family more times than anyone can remember. Justice cries out for revenge!
They will punish war crimes! Logic will win over time. Still, for now we must face these deviate gamblers with a stiff upper lip. Press onto the river with hope in your hearts, strength in your cards, and never let them see you cry, when the impossible becomes reality.
SPM,...keeping a record of their names will be a big help to the war crimes commission...
These wicked gamblers who pry on the royal logic of, big cards beat little cards and most people aren't bluffing, they will drag them before the war crimes' commission. They will be held accountable for deviate behavior. Calling capped raises with starting hands that are so insanely diabolical and vicious that to describe them would be a sin against the all mighty poker god himself. These parasites of logic use the Bell curve to torture and violate, the sanity of all reason. To date, millions of pocket aces have lost all their hopes, dreams, and expectations to gamblers who have no respect for logic.
Big Slick a righteous raiser of positive expectation, destroyed by Big Lick double suited (96). Big Lick called a known ROCK's raise back in the early 60's. Then Big Lick took Big Slick down to the river and drowned him in two inches of water. He licked him with the nut flush on the river with his six. Then the word got out, the Big Slick family of winners could be taken down by Big Lick. Pandora's box was opened and every deviate gambler from California to New York became convinced they to could beat Big Slick with a thoughtless call and a short trip to the river. They have violated the Big Slick family more times than anyone can remember. Justice cries out for revenge!
They will punish war crimes! Logic will win over time. Still, for now we must face these deviate gamblers with a stiff upper lip. Press onto the river with hope in your hearts, strength in your cards, and never let them see you cry, when the impossible becomes reality.
SPM,...keeping a record of their names will be a big help to the war crimes commission...