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Talk2BigSteve
11-15-2005, 06:01 PM
In school today I walked outside for break and there were four women talking and I was not paying any real attention to their conversation until one girl used a term in a sentence I had never heard before...


She used the term "Beef Curtains"


So me being always inquisitive, asked "What the hell are beef curtains?"

Well, it was explained to me.

This is the Scientific Definition...

Labia Minora AKA Beef Curtains.
The labia minora are the inner lips of the vulva, thin stretches of tissue within the labia majora that fold and protect the vagina, urethra, and clitoris. The appearance of labia minora can vary widely, from tiny lips that hide between the labia majora to large lips that protrude. The most common metaphor for the labia minora is that of a flower. Both the inner and outer labia are quite sensitive to touch and pressure.

Well I was disgusted, I still am unable to get the term Beef Curtains out of my head. This has to be redneck girl thing, right? Or do non-redneck girls have weird names for body parts and sexual organs. If so give the terms and the definition so others can "enjoy" them.

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif
xadrez
11-15-2005, 06:03 PM
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I still am unable to get Beef Curtains out of my head.

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Ive had this same problem since I was 11 or 12 years old
Aces McGee
11-15-2005, 06:03 PM
I'm very familiar with the term "meat curtains," (as in "parting the meat curtains" as a euphemism for having sex), but I cannot picture any woman I've ever met using it.

-McGee
WackityWhiz
11-15-2005, 06:06 PM
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diebitter
11-15-2005, 06:06 PM
Try this, guys, for some other 'euphemisms'

Euphemisms (http://www.happyhunter.com/euphemisms.htm)
Talk2BigSteve
11-15-2005, 06:09 PM
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NSFW (http://gals3.wierdporno.com/vids/pumpedcunt/pumpedcunt.htm?ref=pinkworld)

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Geee Thanks, I needed a visual explaination since I have only seen one in my life. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif
BaggyAnt
11-15-2005, 06:11 PM
Beef curtains is well known British slang - I'm guessing somehow she must of picked it up from someone in Britain.
Blarg
11-15-2005, 06:17 PM
New one on me, but I'm not surprised by anything girls say no matter how crude. Well, mostly, I guess. But I've heard too many of them talking sex stuff to think they're any less graphic than guys. I think they're much more so.
TeeJayORTj
11-15-2005, 06:28 PM
There are some other good ones like...

Wagon Rut
Roast Beef Lips
Mud Flaps
Yo Yo Smuggler
Fish Taco
Fur Burger
Lap Flounder

and so many other funny ones I can't think of
11-15-2005, 06:29 PM
Usually, when I've heard "beef curtains" or "meat curtains" referred to, it's been in the context of said labia that hang down much further than normal.

That's a whole lotta lips.
WackityWhiz
11-15-2005, 06:31 PM
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There are some other good ones like...

Wagon Rut
Roast Beef Lips
Mud Flaps
Yo Yo Smuggler
Fish Taco
Fur Burger
Lap Flounder

and so many other funny ones I can't think of

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The Pussy List (http://www.asstr.org/~poisoniv1/pussy.html)
Talk2BigSteve
11-15-2005, 06:34 PM
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There are some other good ones like...

Wagon Rut
Roast Beef Lips
Mud Flaps
Yo Yo Smuggler
Fish Taco
Fur Burger
Lap Flounder

and so many other funny ones I can't think of

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Yeah I had the misfortune of hearing the term Roast Beef Lips from a friend of mine sitting in the passenger seat of my car in the Arby's Drive Thru /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif
11-15-2005, 06:37 PM
"punching flaps" is fun
siccjay
11-15-2005, 06:41 PM
Bearded Axe Wound and DNA Dumpster are my favorites.
Blarg
11-15-2005, 06:44 PM
I'm wondering if there are any terms for especially dark ones, especially the big hanging ones.
imported_anacardo
11-15-2005, 06:47 PM
Perhaps you should consider switch-hitting a little, purely for educational purposes.
diebitter
11-15-2005, 06:47 PM
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I'm wondering if there are any terms for especially dark ones, especially the big hanging ones.

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charcoaled beef curtains?
chuddo
11-15-2005, 06:52 PM
others heard from the same guy i had heard of beef curtains from:

-hatchet wound
-meat wallet
-dirty bacon strip
11-15-2005, 07:45 PM
Tenderized beef curtains
Blackened beef curtains
Prime rib curtains (au jus)
Portabello mushroom curtains

This is the best thread I've read all week

ScottieK
MonkeeMan
11-15-2005, 08:01 PM
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New one on me, but I'm not surprised by anything girls say no matter how crude. Well, mostly, I guess. But I've heard too many of them talking sex stuff to think they're any less graphic than guys. I think they're much more so.

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Oh yea. I was a janitor in a Middle School, and the graffiti on the girls bathroom stalls was the crudest stuff I've ever seen.
raisins
11-15-2005, 08:10 PM
My favorite vulgar expression for it is trunk c***.

raisins
11-15-2005, 08:14 PM
Actually banged a girl with the biggest curtains Ive ever seen to the point I had to tell my friends and she is now referred to by us as Beef Curtains....

...and sadly after i was done with her my buddy started banging her about a year later.
TheMainEvent
11-15-2005, 08:14 PM
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New one on me, but I'm not surprised by anything girls say no matter how crude. Well, mostly, I guess. But I've heard too many of them talking sex stuff to think they're any less graphic than guys. I think they're much more so.

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I know they're graphic but worse than us? hmmm...I'm not aware of any female equivalent of the "dirty sanchez"
MrTrik
11-15-2005, 08:45 PM
I enjoy licking the "little man in the canoe".
Brock Landers
11-15-2005, 08:46 PM
What, no Pastrami or Roast Beef mention?
zephed
11-15-2005, 09:19 PM
Carne Asada seems appropriate.
pokerjoker
11-15-2005, 10:09 PM
lotsa people use word beef curtains.

Particularily if girls have big beef curtains.
Blarg
11-15-2005, 10:12 PM
Rest assured that the likelihood of every detail of your cock and balls and performance and all the stupid things you did or said are known by people who were not there at the time.
TheMainEvent
11-15-2005, 10:14 PM
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Rest assured that the likelihood of every detail of your cock and balls and performance and all the stupid things you did or said are known by people who were not there at the time.

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That's kinda neat
Klepton
11-15-2005, 11:20 PM
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NSFW (http://gals3.wierdporno.com/vids/pumpedcunt/pumpedcunt.htm?ref=pinkworld)

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this is not actually natural, she used a vagina pump, very similar to a penis enlarger.
Hiding
11-15-2005, 11:35 PM
Are you positive? There are some women who have this reaction to certain STD's also
astroglide
11-15-2005, 11:42 PM
hint: the movies are named pumpedc**t

another hint: you would need a gang of retards starting with the talent and moving up through the director and distributors in order to get known stds on film
11-15-2005, 11:44 PM
fajita curtains?
mason55
11-16-2005, 01:23 AM
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Beef curtains is well known British slang - I'm guessing somehow she must of picked it up from someone in Britain.

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Jesus, not every piece of "British" slang you hear in America is stolen. Beef curtains has been around forever here. Not saying it's American either but she definitely didn't need to hear a Brit say it to pick it up.
JaBlue
11-16-2005, 02:34 AM
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fajita curtains?

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If you pronounce it fa-jai-ta
11-23-2005, 03:33 AM
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NSFW (http://gals3.wierdporno.com/vids/pumpedcunt/pumpedcunt.htm?ref=pinkworld)

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Now I'm scarred for life, Thanks a lot OOT /images/graemlins/mad.gif