Poker Jokes

[istewart]

1. Where did the tight British pot-limit Omaha player land when he came to America?

In white:

<font color="white"> Plimit rock. </font>

2. What does Stephen Hawking play when he visits the Bellagio?

In white:

<font color="white"> Cripple draw. </font>

[TheIrishThug]

wtf, is 1-5 not good enough for u?

[istewart]

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wtf, is 1-5 not good enough for u?

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[censored] you.

[Autocratic]

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wtf, is 1-5 not good enough for u?

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[censored] you.

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Haha.

[mason55]

where is 0?

[istewart]

FWIW, I believe joke #1 to be far superior.

[AngryCola]

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FWIW, I believe joke #1 to be far superior.

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The first is a real groaner. The second isn't nearly as bad.

[istewart]

Jesus Christ, wtf.

[PoBoy321]

Did you come up with these on your own?

If I were you, I wouldn't want to take the credit.

[istewart]

I am quite proud, actually.

I would be too, its invredibly hard to come up with a good poker joke.

[TStoneMBD]

the hawking joke gave me a good smirk so i gave you an 8.

[smoore]

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where is 0?

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[Voltron87]

you should take out the mention of pot limit in the setup of the first joke and so you can have the fact that they play pot limit in europe be part of the punch line. i guess.

silverman would be proud.