HU 500/1000 63s

I decided to take a shot at 500/1000, I've been running at 9BB/100 at the 75/150 over the past 25k hands at absolute so I think I'm easily bankrolled for it, and even if I'm not it doesn't matter because I can turn any hugely negative expectation into hugely positive because my luckbox is so huge it requires a tractor trailer. I take myself so seriously because apparently I can't lose. And even when I do lose it's not because I'm overaggressive. Not at all, I lose huge pots because I value bet losing hands a lot. HUGE difference. At this site the SB has the button after preflop, just like the good lord intended.

Hero is in the SB with 6/images/graemlins/spade.gif 3/images/graemlins/spade.gif

BB is some guy, seems relatively tight preflop. I know he's scared of me. Misses an occasional value bet. A bit passive, he's donked the turn with weak draws sometimes. Knows when to fold sometimes, but my luckbox is sighted directly at his stacks. I'm 3590BB up at this session already.


<font color="red">Hero raises</font>, BB calls
4SB to the flop
Flop comes 4/images/graemlins/spade.gif 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif

<font color="red">BB bets</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, <font color="red">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="red">Hero caps</font>

Some might say my flop cap seems extreme, but he's a bit passive and I'm sure my 5:1 draw will come in, I've got at least 3BB in implied odds because he'll no doubt set his pair on the river when I hit my runner runner straight and pay me off big.

Turn for 6BB J/images/graemlins/heart.gif

BB checks, Hero checks
Not the greatest card, but I picked up outs. I'm sure my 6s might be good. Like if he's got 22. And I got a free card. Some might say bet the turn for value, but really I only have 6-high here. Only like 18th nut no pair. Not a hand to be getting fancy with.

River for 6BB

5/images/graemlins/spade.gif
<font color="red">BB bets</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, <font color="red">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="red">Hero caps</font>, BB calls.

14BB pot

Bet the turn for value?

[waffle]

Standard. Occasionally mix it up and bet the turn as a semi-bluff.

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Standard. Occasionally mix it up and bet the turn as a semi-bluff.

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That's not a semibluff if it's for value, get real here.

[RunDownHouse]

This wasn't really amusing, and the horrible stench of bitterness coming off of it in waves only made it worse.

But maybe I just don't understand the feuding between some players around here.

[Nietzsche]

This belongs in the Psychology forum.

[waffle]

Nah, your opponent will fold this turn almost all the time. If he c/r's turn, I fire the another bullet and pop it again to re-re-re-re-re-steal. Now you've told him you mean business and he's certainly folding.

[oreogod]

OMG this is so my favorite move. I call it Taking the Poonani off the Table. Why? Because bitches dig it when u have the sack to throw mad bets on the felt and drag a huge pot. maybe it should be called If You Build It the Poonani Will Come.

I'll have to think it over.

[DMBFan23]

chicks dig the long ball

[sthief09]

this kindergarten jealousy off topic [censored] is why ive been posting here so frequently lately

Cap the turn, lead river. You have tilt-equity

[sthief09]

and i happen to know this is brazilio so maybe you should quit while youre ahead. kthx

[brazilio]

CLEVER, BUT YOU MEANT QUIT. AND INFREQUENTLY.

wtf ruined

thanks jason you assgrabber

[sthief09]

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AND INFREQUENTLY.


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sarcasm?

[DMBFan23]

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wtf ruined

thanks jason you assgrabber

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you told someone you were this account and you expected it to stay a secret forever?

[brazilio]

http://thatguy.frap.net/sthief.jpg

[brazilio]

SOMEOBDY YET MIGHT NOT KNOW, BE QUIET

v. standard. nh

[sthief09]

guide to better living:

1. grow up
2. get a life
3. stop making your jealousy so obvious


and it wasnt a spelling error. it was a typo. did i really think you spell "quit" as "quite"

you go on ignore now

[Danenania]

This would be funnier if it wasn't so stupid and not funny.

[sthief09]

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wtf ruined

thanks jason you assgrabber

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you told someone you were this account and you expected it to stay a secret forever?

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jason didnt tell me anyway

[irishpint]

i like baronzeus.

[brazilio]

I do too, and if that cockbag would shut up for awhile he'd realize I'm not jealous. Might have been lame, I'll think up something new later.

[irishpint]

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http://thatguy.frap.net/sthief.jpg

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shouldn't it just say 'this hides spelling errors'? luckily, you can go back and change it.

[B Dids]

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wtf ruined

thanks jason you assgrabber

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you told someone you were this account and you expected it to stay a secret forever?

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He didn't have to tell anybody, I think anybody who knows braz could easily assume this was him.

[jason_t]

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CLEVER, BUT YOU MEANT QUIT. AND INFREQUENTLY.

wtf ruined

thanks jason you assgrabber

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I did not tell Josh..

[KDawgCometh]

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wtf ruined

thanks jason you assgrabber

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you told someone you were this account and you expected it to stay a secret forever?

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the mods know who is the acct

[Catt]

These semi-random shots at Baron are really effing lame. In fact, all of the personality-based posting games are lame.

[sthief09]

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I do too, and if that cockbag would shut up for awhile he'd realize I'm not jealous. Might have been lame, I'll think up something new later.

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how about you don't?

keep calling me names. it's obviously impressing people

[uw_madtown]

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when I hit my runner runner straight

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This is not a runner-runner straight.

[jason_t]

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I do too, and if that cockbag would shut up for awhile he'd realize I'm not jealous. Might have been lame, I'll think up something new later.

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This is exactly why when you requested that I put in a good word with Josh. for you I LOLed.

[brazilio]

I asked you to tell him to shut the hell up.

12:58 &lt; brazilio&gt; baronzeus did you even like it
12:59 &lt; baronzeus&gt; well oddly enough i dont know if i play it much differently

[istewart]

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I asked you to tell him to shut the hell up.

12:58 &lt; brazilio&gt; baronzeus did you even like it
12:59 &lt; baronzeus&gt; well oddly enough i dont know if i play it much differently


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Awesome.

[Surfbullet]

Wow.

Seriously, this type of shot at another poster is not welcome at all in HUSH. I can see a humorous lampoon going by once in awhile, but this really is aggressive and quite(not quit) insulting to the targeted poster. I'm banning the baronfish account.

Surf