How old were you when you first wanked it?

[tonypaladino]

Sponger posted this in the First Time thread:

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I have a friend who had sex with his girlfriend when he was 12. He had never jacked off before.


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I didn't start until very late. I was 15 when I first spanked the monkey. How old were you?

[diebitter]

13 (I shagged before this though)

And I was under the impression I was a late starter!

12

[Vavavoom]

I'm sure I was 15/16 or so.....

I'm positive I've made up for this indiscretion though....

[MyTurn2Raise]

I remember 8th grade as the time...I must've been 12-13

[diebitter]

You use 'wank' in Merka?

And the correct term is 'wanked' or 'wanked off'.

Or
bash the bishop
jerkin the gherkin
slap little Johnny behind his German helmet
flob up
Cough up the yoghurt
clean the pipes
sryinge the sticky white love-piss
blahblahblahblah...

[whiskeytown]

I don't remember how old, but I remember how it happened -

I knew the basics, but didn't think to put them into practice. and then one night my package seems to itch really bad, and I"m itching vigorously...

It's like I was scratching this maddening itch and then suddenly, bam, whoops, there I went and done it. Must have been something similar yet different to an itch.

I was not yet the masterful speed demon you see today. I was still the initiate.

RB

[tonypaladino]

Ah, I remember how mine happened.

I was in Bed on a saturday night watching Howard Stern, and this girl was on talking about how she was in a motel room with Marv Albert, and when Howard asked her what happened she said that he took her face lotion and rubbed his dick up and down with it. So I'm like "that sounds fun", grabbed some lotion from the cabinet and went at it.

This is so much more interesting then the story of how I lost my virginity unfortunatly.... hey I got an idea for a thread.

[JackWilson]

I was 8 years old. My cousin showed me how. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[tonypaladino]

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I was 8 years old. My cousin showed me how. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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female or male???

[-Skeme-]

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I was 8 years old. My cousin showed me how. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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He didn't ask, "when were you first molested?"

[JackWilson]

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I was 8 years old. My cousin showed me how. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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female or male???

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Male.

[JackWilson]

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I was 8 years old. My cousin showed me how. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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He didn't ask, "when were you first molested?"

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No, but he did ask when I first wanked it, and the two happened to coincide.

[splashpot]

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I was 8 years old. My cousin showed me how. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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female or male???

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Male.

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Dude, how weird is it to have your male cousin show you how to jack off? Would you ever show someone else how to do that? That's weird as [censored].

[tonypaladino]

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I was 8 years old. My cousin showed me how. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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female or male???

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Male.

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So this was like a circle jerk, or what?

[diebitter]

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I was 8 years old. My cousin showed me how. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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female or male???

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Male.

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Dude, how weird is it to have your male cousin show you how to jack off? Would you ever show someone else how to do that? That's weird as [censored].

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If his cousin was like 13 or over, yeah, weird. Younger, that's just playing, and I call not weird. Kids do stuff like this, it's just being kids.

[JackWilson]

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Dude, how weird is it to have your male cousin show you how to jack off? Would you ever show someone else how to do that? That's weird as [censored].

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Among people I know, this wasn't all that weird. This wasn't sexual in any way, believe it or not. We were just young boys who discovered that masturbation feels good. However, I can definitely see how someone with a different childhood would consider this to be be "weird as [censored]"

[JackWilson]

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I was 8 years old. My cousin showed me how. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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female or male???

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Male.

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So this was like a circle jerk, or what?

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Not really, he told me and showed me what to do, without touching me.

[nicky g]

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You use 'wank' in Merka?

And the correct term is 'wanked' or 'wanked off'."

Or "had a wank".

Wanked it. Can't you guys get anything right? Almost as bad as when Chandler insulted someone by calling them "a wank" on Friends.

[diebitter]

Yeah, I remember choking on my dinner when I heard Chandler say that.


Peggy Bundy coming from Wanker county seems appropriate though.

For the sake of truth.

I was 8 1/2 years old. Orgasm without ejaculation. I was pre-pubescent. Discovered accidentally. Didn't even know what it was, except that it was very pleasant.

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[tonypaladino]

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You use 'wank' in Merka?

And the correct term is 'wanked' or 'wanked off'."

Or "had a wank".

Wanked it. Can't you guys get anything right? Almost as bad as when Chandler insulted someone by calling them "a wank" on Friends.

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Geez, as if OOT is the pinnacle of proper grammar, especially a jerking off thread.

[Jack of Arcades]

11

[miajag81]

First time I actually jacked off was when I was 12 or 13, but I remember pleasuring myself with swimming pool jets, Stewie-style, as early as age 8 or 9.

[vulturesrow]

10

7th grade to the 25th anniv of SI swimsuit editon, with Kathy Ireland on the cover.....spread was of Yvette and Yvonne Sylander (twins of course) with see through shirts on. then 1400 times over the course of the remaining day

[utmt40]

12

[tomahawk]

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You use 'wank' in Merka?

And the correct term is 'wanked' or 'wanked off'.

Or
bash the bishop
jerkin the gherkin
slap little Johnny behind his German helmet
flob up
Cough up the yoghurt
clean the pipes
sryinge the sticky white love-piss
blahblahblahblah...

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Or, for all of you who have played Warhammer:
Drybrush the Snotling.


oh, and 12