But I doubt it's what you are looking for. In fact, I think it is obselete because Paradise has changed their hand history format... but if it is something that interests you, you should be able to make a few small changes and make it work again.
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###### Paradise Poker Hand History Translator v1.0 ######
###### by MajorKong 10/29/02 ######
###### ######
###### Distribute freely and modify to taste. ######
###### ######
###### Takes Paradise Poker hand histories as input ######
###### and translates them into a sort of broken, ######
###### pidgin poker English for posting on the Internet ######
###### or your own edification. ######
###### ######
###### Command-line arguments: ######
###### -h causes the hand to end when our hero folds ######
###### -n causes the number of players remaining to ######
###### be printed after each betting round ######
###### -g suppresses printing the name of the game ######
###### ######
###### NB: Only Texas Holdem is supported currently ######
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#flags
$print_game = 1;
$print_num_after_round = 0;
$show_hero_only = 0;
foreach $arg (@ARGV)
{
if ( $arg =~ /^\-\S*h/ ) # -h
{
$show_hero_only = 1;
}
if ( $arg =~ /^\-\S*n/ ) # -n
{
$print_num_after_round = 1;
}
if ( $arg =~ /^\-\S*g/ ) # -g
{
$print_game = 0;
}
}
#code
$line_num = 0;
$hand_num = 1;
while (<STDIN>)
{
$line_num++;
chop();
if (/^---+/) # Beginning of a hand
{
last;
}
}
while (/^---+/)
{
&do_hand;
}
sub do_hand
{
local(@names, @new_names, @posters, @sit_out);
$hero_folded = 0;
$printing_on = 1;
$last_bet_called = 1;
&get_next_line;
$line = $_;
if ( $line =~ /If you have any questions regarding this hand history/ ) { return; }
if ( $line !~ /^Game #[0-9]* - (.*) -/ ) { print "Invalid hand in line $line_num.\n" ; die; }
print "Hand $hand_num:\n";
$hand_num++;
if ( $print_game ) { print "$1. "; }
&get_next_line;
$line = $_;
if ( $line !~ /^Table .* -- Seat ([0-9]+) is the button/ ) { print "Invalid hand in line $line_num.\n" ; die; }
$button_seat = $1;
$num_players = 0;
while (<STDIN>)
{
$line_num++;
chop();
if ( /^Seat\s+([0-9]+): (.*\S) \(\$(.*) in chips\)/ )
{
if ( $3 > 0 )
{
$num_players++;
push(@names, $2);
if ( $1 == $button_seat )
{
$button_name = $2;
$button_number = $num_players;
}
}
}
elsif ( /(.*\S)\s*: Post Small Blind/ )
{
$sb_name = $1;
$sb_number = ($button_number % $num_players) + 1;
for ( $i = $button_number ; $names[$i % $num_players] ne $sb_name ; $i++ )
{
$sb_number = (($i + 1) % $num_players) + 1;
push(@sit_out, $names[$i % $num_players]);
}
last;
}
}
while (<STDIN>)
{
$line_num++;
chop();
if ( /(.*\S)\s*: Post Big Blind/ )
{
$bb_name = $1;
for ( $i = $sb_number ; $names[$i % $num_players] ne $bb_name ; $i++ )
{
push(@sit_out, $names[$i % $num_players]);
}
}
elsif (/(.*\S)\s*: Post \(/)
{
push(@posters, $1);
}
elsif (/(.*\S)\s*: Sit out/)
{
push(@sit_out, $1);
}
elsif (/^Dealing.../ || /^Dealt/)
{
last;
}
}
# Remove players who are sitting out
$num_players = 0;
foreach $name ( @names)
{
$must_remove = 0;
foreach $sit_out_name ( @sit_out )
{
if ( $name eq $sit_out_name )
{
$must_remove = 1;
last;
}
}
if ( ! $must_remove )
{
$num_players++;
push( @new_names, $name );
if ( $button_name eq $name )
{
$button_number = $num_players;
}
}
}
@names = @new_names;
if ( $_ !~ /^Dealt/ ) { &get_next_line; }
$line = $_;
if ($line !~ /Dealt to (.*) \[ ([2-9TJQKA][cdhs]) ]/)
{
print "Hero not dealt in.\n\n";
while (<STDIN>)
{
$line_num++;
chop();
if (/^---+/) # Beginning of a hand
{
return;
}
}
}
$hero_name = $1;
$hero_hand = $2;
&get_next_line;
$line = $_;
if ($line !~ /Dealt to .* \[ ([2-9TJQKA][cdhs]) ]/) { print "Invalid hand in line $line_num.\n" ; die; }
$hero_hand = $hero_hand . $1;
&get_positions;
print "$num_players players. ";
foreach $name (@posters)
{
print "$positions{$name} posts. ";
}
$hero_prep = "in";
if ( $positions{$hero_name} eq "UTG" )
{
$hero_prep = "";
}
elsif ( $positions{$hero_name} eq "CO" || $positions{$hero_name} eq "SB" || $positions{$hero_name} eq "BB" )
{
$hero_prep = "in the";
}
elsif ( $positions{$hero_name} eq "Button" )
{
$hero_prep = "on the";
}
print "Dealt $hero_hand $hero_prep $positions{$hero_name}. ";
$num_active_players = $num_players;
&bet_round("preflop");
if ( /\*+ FLOP \*+ : \[ ([2-9TJQKA][cdhs]) ([2-9TJQKA][cdhs]) ([2-9TJQKA][cdhs]) \]/ )
{
$flop_cards = $1 . $2 . $3;
print "Flop comes $flop_cards. " if $printing_on;
&bet_round("flop");
if ( /\*+ TURN \*+ : \[ [2-9TJQKA][cdhs] [2-9TJQKA][cdhs] [2-9TJQKA][cdhs] \] \[ ([2-9TJQKA][cdhs]) \]/ )
{
print "Turn comes $1. " if $printing_on;
&bet_round("turn");
if ( /\*+ RIVER \*+ : \[ [2-9TJQKA][cdhs] [2-9TJQKA][cdhs] [2-9TJQKA][cdhs] [2-9TJQKA][cdhs] \] \[ ([2-9TJQKA][cdhs]) \]/ )
{
print "River comes $1. " if $printing_on;
&bet_round("river");
}
}
}
&showdown;
print "\n\n";
}
sub bet_round
{
$round_name = $_[0];
if ( $round_name eq "preflop" )
{
$num_bets = 1;
}
else
{
$num_bets = 0;
}
$num_checks = 0;
$num_folds = 0;
$print_it = 0;
while (1)
{
&get_next_line;
if ( /^\*\*\*/) { last; }
if ( $_ !~ /(.*\S)\s*: (\S+)\s?(\S*)/) { print "Invalid hand in line $line_num\n" ; die; }
if ( $1 eq $hero_name )
{
$pos = "Hero";
}
else
{
$pos = $positions{$1};
}
$action = $2;
$action_mod = $3;
if ( $action eq "Check" )
{
if ( $round_name eq "preflop" )
{
$act_pos = $pos;
$act_name = "checks";
$print_it = 1;
}
else
{
$num_checks++;
}
}
elsif ( $action eq "Fold" )
{
if ( $num_checks > 0 || $pos eq "Hero")
{
$act_pos = $pos;
$act_name = "folds";
$print_it = 1;
if ( $pos eq "Hero" ) { $hero_folded = 1; }
}
else
{
$folder = $pos;
$num_folds++;
}
$num_active_players--;
}
elsif ( $action eq "Call" )
{
if ( $round_name eq "preflop" && $num_bets == 1 )
{
if ( $positions{$1} eq "SB" )
{
$act_name = "completes";
}
else
{
$act_name = "limps";
}
}
else
{
$act_name = "calls";
}
$act_pos = $pos;
$print_it = 1;
}
elsif ( $action eq "Bet" )
{
$act_pos = $pos;
$num_bets++;
$act_name = "bets";
$print_it = 1;
}
elsif ( $action eq "Raise" )
{
$act_pos = $pos;
$num_bets++;
if ( $num_bets == 2 ) { $act_name = "raises"; }
elsif ($num_bets == 3 ) { $act_name = "reraises"; }
elsif ($num_bets == 4 ) { $act_name = "caps"; }
else { print "Invalid action in line $line_num\n" ; die; }
$print_it = 1;
}
elsif ( $action eq "Winner" )
{
print "All fold." if $printing_on;
$last_bet_called = 0;
}
elsif ( $action eq "Timed" )
{
}
else
{
print "Invalid action in line $line_num\n" ;
die;
}
if ( $action_mod eq "All-in" ) { $act_name = $act_name . " all-in"; }
if ( $print_it )
{
if ( $num_checks > 0 )
{
print "Checked to $act_pos who $act_name. " if $printing_on;
$num_checks = 0;
}
elsif ( $num_folds == 1 )
{
print "$folder folds. $act_pos $act_name. " if $printing_on;
$num_folds = 0;
}
elsif ( $num_folds > 1 )
{
print "Folded to $act_pos who $act_name. " if $printing_on;
$num_folds = 0;
}
else
{
print "$act_pos $act_name. " if $printing_on;
}
$print_it = 0;
if ( $show_hero_only && $hero_folded ) { $printing_on = 0 };
}
}
if ( $num_bets == 0 ) { print "Checked around. " if $printing_on; }
if ( $printing_on && $print_num_after_round && $round_name ne "river" )
{
if ( $num_active_players == 2 ) { print "Heads-up. "; }
elsif ($num_active_players > 2 ) { print "$num_active_players-handed. "; }
}
}
sub showdown
{
while (<STDIN>)
{
$line_num++;
chop();
if (/^---+/) # Beginning of a hand
{
last;
}
if ( $last_bet_called && /^Board: \[ ([2-9TJQKA][cdhs]) ([2-9TJQKA][cdhs]) ([2-9TJQKA][cdhs]) ([2-9TJQKA][cdhs]) ([2-9TJQKA][cdhs]) \]/ )
{
print "Final board: $1$2$3$4$5. " if $printing_on;
}
elsif ( /(.*\S) lost .* \[ ([2-9TJQKA][cdhs]) ([2-9TJQKA][cdhs]) \]/ )
{
if ( $1 ne $hero_name )
{
print "$positions{$1} shows $2$3. " if $printing_on;
}
}
elsif ( /(.*\S) didn't bet .* \[ ([2-9TJQKA][cdhs]) ([2-9TJQKA][cdhs]) \]/ )
{
}
elsif ( /(.*\S) bet .* \[ ([2-9TJQKA][cdhs]) ([2-9TJQKA][cdhs]) \]/ )
{
if ( $1 ne $hero_name )
{
print "$positions{$1} shows $2$3. " if $printing_on;
}
}
}
}
sub get_next_line
{
while ( <STDIN> )
{
$line_num++;
chop();
if ( ($_ !~ /.*\S said, ".*/) && ($_ !~ /"$/) ) { last; }
}
}
sub get_positions
{
$positions{$names[$button_number % $num_players]} = "SB";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 1) % $num_players]} = "BB";
if ( $num_players == 3 )
{
$positions{$names[($button_number + 2) % $num_players]} = "Button";
}
elsif ( $num_players == 4 )
{
$positions{$names[($button_number + 2) % $num_players]} = "UTG";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 3) % $num_players]} = "Button";
}
elsif ( $num_players == 5 )
{
$positions{$names[($button_number + 2) % $num_players]} = "UTG";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 3) % $num_players]} = "CO";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 4) % $num_players]} = "Button";
}
elsif ( $num_players == 6 )
{
$positions{$names[($button_number + 2) % $num_players]} = "UTG";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 3) % $num_players]} = "MP";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 4) % $num_players]} = "CO";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 5) % $num_players]} = "Button";
}
elsif ( $num_players == 7 )
{
$positions{$names[($button_number + 2) % $num_players]} = "UTG";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 3) % $num_players]} = "EP";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 4) % $num_players]} = "MP";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 5) % $num_players]} = "CO";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 6) % $num_players]} = "Button";
}
elsif ( $num_players == 8 )
{
$positions{$names[($button_number + 2) % $num_players]} = "UTG";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 3) % $num_players]} = "EP";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 4) % $num_players]} = "MP";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 5) % $num_players]} = "MP";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 6) % $num_players]} = "CO";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 7) % $num_players]} = "Button";
}
elsif ( $num_players == 9 )
{
$positions{$names[($button_number + 2) % $num_players]} = "UTG";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 3) % $num_players]} = "EP";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 4) % $num_players]} = "EP";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 5) % $num_players]} = "MP";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 6) % $num_players]} = "MP";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 7) % $num_players]} = "CO";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 8) % $num_players]} = "Button";
}
elsif ( $num_players == 10 )
{
$positions{$names[($button_number + 2) % $num_players]} = "UTG";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 3) % $num_players]} = "EP";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 4) % $num_players]} = "EP";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 5) % $num_players]} = "MP";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 6) % $num_players]} = "MP";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 7) % $num_players]} = "LMP";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 8) % $num_players]} = "CO";
$positions{$names[($button_number + 9) % $num_players]} = "Button";
}
else
{
print "Invalid number of players at line $line_num\n.";
die;
}
}
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