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MrWookie47

11-13-2005, 08:05 PM

Here they are, folks. Your picks for the best comedic gold to date. Since this is the finals, the voting will be slightly different. All votes must be registered as either replies in this thread or to me via PM. Since Something Clever has two finalists, if you vote for either, be sure to distinguish between either the passive moran or the suckout. All other finalists can be voted for just by telling me their name. Vote for your favorite based on whatever criteria you think apply. Voting runs from now until 8 pm EST 11/14/2005.

From Something Clever:

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Win or lose, this always puts a hop in my step.

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is MP with T/images/graemlins/spade.gif, J/images/graemlins/club.gif.
UTG calls, Hero calls, CO calls, Button calls, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (6 SB) Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif, Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif, A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

Turn: (3 BB) 9/images/graemlins/club.gif (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

River: (3 BB) 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

Final Pot: 3 BB

Results:
SB has Ac Qc (full house, queens full of aces).
BB has 7c Th (one pair, queens).
UTG has 6c 5d (one pair, queens).
Hero has Ts Jc (one pair, queens).
CO has Td Kd (one pair, queens).
Button has 3d Jd (one pair, queens).
Outcome: SB wins 3 BB.

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From Milesdyson:

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http://www.chickenshop.co.uk/acatalog/DK3001.jpg

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From Something Clever:

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I suckout nearly perfect perfect straight flush over flopped quads. I play good.

UTG has 99.67% equity on the flop. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
UTG raises, MP calls, 2 folds, SB calls $3 (All-In), Hero calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 5/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 7/images/graemlins/heart.gif (4 players, 1 all-in)
Hero checks, UTG checks, MP checks.

Turn: (4 BB) 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (4 players, 1 all-in)
Hero bets, UTG calls, MP folds.

River: (6 BB) 6/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 players, 1 all-in)
Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 14 BB

Results:
SB has Qd 9d (flush, queen high).
Hero has 4d Ad (straight flush, seven high).
UTG has 7s 7c (four of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins 14 BB.

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From Redd:

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Quoted from one of Wookie's numerous drunken rants (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=3138742&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1) last night:

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Party sucks my slightly smaller than averacge cock

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Now THAT is a bad beat.

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From Jersey Tom:

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And I forgot about this one... my all-time favorite (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=headsup&Number=1611839&For um=All_Forums&Words=love&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Mai n=1611839&Search=true&where=sub&Name=8909&daterang e=1&newerval=7&newertype=m&olderval=&oldertype=&bo dyprev=#Post1611839)!! This has to be considered for top prize...

Tom

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Aaron_

11-13-2005, 08:11 PM

Redd on Wookie's "marginal holding"

Nomad84

11-13-2005, 08:17 PM

Something_Clever's ultimate slowplay/passive moran

11-13-2005, 08:32 PM

damnit what happened to raillery's drunken rant?

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i guess i vote for sc's passive moran then

TheKentock

11-13-2005, 08:32 PM

Jersey Tom, all the way.

Weatherhead03

11-13-2005, 08:59 PM

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Something_Clever's ultimate slowplay/passive moran

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benkath1

11-13-2005, 09:16 PM

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Redd on Wookie's "marginal holding"

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VoraciousReader

11-13-2005, 09:27 PM

I have to give it to Something Clever for the SB's brilliant play of the full house.

numeri

11-13-2005, 09:35 PM

Something Clever's ultimate suckout with the straight flush. I just like suckouts. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

VoraciousReader

11-13-2005, 09:39 PM

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Something Clever's ultimate suckout with the straight flush. I just like suckouts. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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Okay, here's one for you...(not as good as SC's):
link (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=3932415)

Greg J

11-13-2005, 09:41 PM

Milesdyson's costume. And it's not even close.

The fact that so many of you are not seeing this makes me think it's time to start banning some of you.

numeri

11-13-2005, 09:44 PM

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Something Clever's ultimate suckout with the straight flush. I just like suckouts. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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Okay, here's one for you...(not as good as SC's):
link (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=0&Number=3932415)

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Yeah I saw that. I like them more when it's actually a good play. No offense. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Redd

11-13-2005, 09:50 PM

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Redd on Wookie's "marginal holding"

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Can I vote for Aaron_'s post? I wish I would have come up with a pun this good when I was posting in the LC thread.

Greg J

11-13-2005, 09:51 PM

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Redd on Wookie's "marginal holding"

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Can I vote for Aaron_'s post? I wish I would have come up with a pun this good when I was posting in the LC thread.

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I'm sure Wook will let you both hold it if you ask nicely.

Redd

11-13-2005, 09:55 PM

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Redd on Wookie's "marginal holding"

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Can I vote for Aaron_'s post? I wish I would have come up with a pun this good when I was posting in the LC thread.

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I'm sure Wook will let you both hold it if you ask nicely.

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You'll have to be more specific - are you talking about holding the title, or holding Wookie's "marginal holding"?

Greg J

11-13-2005, 09:56 PM

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Redd on Wookie's "marginal holding"

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Can I vote for Aaron_'s post? I wish I would have come up with a pun this good when I was posting in the LC thread.

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I'm sure Wook will let you both hold it if you ask nicely.

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You'll have to be more specific - are you talking about holding the title, or holding Wookie's "marginal holding"?

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What do you think?

MrWookie47

11-13-2005, 10:18 PM

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Redd on Wookie's "marginal holding"

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Can I vote for Aaron_'s post? I wish I would have come up with a pun this good when I was posting in the LC thread.

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I have to give Aaron_ some props for that one, too. He's not eligible for this round, but if we have a second contest, he can consider himself nominated.

jaxUp

11-13-2005, 10:31 PM

Miles' costume is pretty good, but I am going to have to go with Wookie's drunken Party rant.

Brain

11-14-2005, 12:04 AM

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From Redd:

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Quoted from one of Wookie's numerous drunken rants (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=3138742&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1) last night:

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Party sucks my slightly smaller than averacge cock

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Now THAT is a bad beat.

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11-14-2005, 12:11 AM

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Milesdyson's costume. And it's not even close.

The fact that so many of you are not seeing this makes me think it's time to start banning some of you.

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The costume is good, but it's not even in the top 3. Banning us?? Man, that's harsh. /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

My vote goes to the passive moron.

tyler_cracker

11-14-2005, 01:31 AM

*grunch*

somethingclever and the coma-played boat.

edit: i mean somethingclever and the runner-runner straight flush.

11-14-2005, 06:44 AM

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Something_Clever's ultimate slowplay/passive moran

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SL__72

11-14-2005, 12:07 PM

Jersey Tom

gharp

11-14-2005, 01:03 PM

I'm voting for miles' costume. There is absolutely no content in that post.

11-14-2005, 01:59 PM

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I'm voting for miles' costume. There is absolutely no content in that post.

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I'd been debating this all day. That was enough for my swing vote. Miles it is!

Hellmouth

11-14-2005, 02:51 PM

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I'm voting for miles' costume. There is absolutely no content in that post.

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Based on pure logic I must agree.

Greg

Koss

11-14-2005, 02:55 PM

I have to go with the runner-runner straight flush.

milesdyson

11-14-2005, 03:01 PM

if voting for myself is possible, count me in.

i encourage everyone to read the posts around my post in that no content thread. JaxUp's reply to my costume post is hilarious

Walker

11-14-2005, 03:07 PM

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Something_Clever's ultimate slowplay/passive moran

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11-14-2005, 04:09 PM

I have to go with Something Clever's passive moron. What I like most about it is thinking about how the SB must have thought he was so clever on every street. It must have gone something like this.

Flop: Sweet! I'm going to c/c this on the flop and screw everyone on the turn with a c/r.

Turn: Well, no one bet on the flop, but I'm sure that someone has to bet now if I check. It's still going to be super sweet when I c/r all these donks.

River: Oops! Someone has to bet now. I can still c/r all of these suckers and show them how good and tricky I am and that will be sweet.

Showdown: Well that definitely F***ing sucked! You guys all play so bad. You guys are so weak passive. Don't any of you guys know how to bet?

hemstock

11-14-2005, 04:09 PM

Something Clever's

turaho

11-14-2005, 04:26 PM

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What I like most about it is thinking about how the SB must have thought he was so clever on every street. It must have gone something like this...

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Actually, I think his thought process was a little more like this:

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

MrWookie47

11-14-2005, 04:28 PM

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Something Clever's

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Since Something Clever has two finalists, if you vote for either, be sure to distinguish between either the passive moran or the suckout.

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Unless, that is, you're just trying to say something stupid.

SomethingClever

11-14-2005, 05:19 PM

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What I like most about it is thinking about how the SB must have thought he was so clever on every street. It must have gone something like this...

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Actually, I think his thought process was a little more like this:

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

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lmao!

jaxUp

11-14-2005, 06:12 PM

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if voting for myself is possible, count me in.

i encourage everyone to read the posts around my post in that no content thread. JaxUp's reply to my costume post is hilarious

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Ok, this was still bothering me, so I went back and looked at it. At the time I only noticed that you replied to me, but I didn't see the title of your post. I am retarded. Seriously.