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bobdibble
11-13-2005, 09:31 AM
Chuck is an 70+ year old uber-tight rock. If he is even calling you, you should be scared. His stats are probably something like 12/5/1 and his post-flop agression factor is only that high because he folds so much.

HJ and CO are lags. If it is folded to HJ, he auto-raises with as little as 57o.

Button is a total loose passive. She calls with anything.

I'm in the SB, but I don't play much of a roll in this hand.

Folded to the HJ, who auto-raises.

Chuck says, "Who didn't see that comming," loud enough for the entire table to hear. Chuck then removes Shania's blouse, and gently caresses her breast.

CO and button cold call. I fold, and Chuck says, almost imperceptibly, "I've been waiting to do this all night," and lowers Shania's panties as he 3-bets. All call. Shania makes a small gasp, filled with anticipation.

Flop:
Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif J /images/graemlins/heart.gif 3 /images/graemlins/club.gif

Chuck checks as he rubs his finger between her wetness, HJ bets, CO folds, button calls, Chuck calls with one hand, while rubbing and flicking with the other.

Turn: Q /images/graemlins/spade.gif

Chuck moves both hands to Shania's hips, parts her quivering flesh with his manhood, and checks. HJ bets, button calls, and Chuck check-raises... Shania moans.. HJ folds, button pauses.. Chuck thrusts deeply, button folds..

The pot is pushed to Chuck as the pace between Chuck and Shania quickens... Chuck tables 72 /images/graemlins/heart.gif.. Shania screams with pleasure.

Chuck returns to his slow, steady, and consistent rythm of tight play. He and Shania experience another 2 hours of prolonged pleasure as the table gives the 70 year old rock far too much action..

Chuck later tells me something that I have heard before, but never actually witnessed from him. He makes a big multi-street bluff once a night. I wonder if he needs viagra at his age to continue to please Shania like that.

Yeti
11-13-2005, 09:48 AM
I have wood.

hicherbie
11-13-2005, 10:23 AM
i've read the hh like 3 times and i have no idea what happened in the hand.

big show
11-13-2005, 02:38 PM
OMG! I HAD WOOD.

flawless_victory
11-14-2005, 06:40 AM
OMG.
this is one of the best posts in the history of the strategy forums.

LarsVegas
11-14-2005, 08:30 PM
My thoughts excactly! I was waiting to see if it was only me... /images/graemlins/blush.gif

istewart
11-14-2005, 08:36 PM
Brilliant!

brick
11-14-2005, 09:05 PM
ahhhh

11-16-2005, 02:56 AM
So a rock semi-bluff-raises a flush-draw on a paired board. Wait, you guys dont do this? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

shemp
11-16-2005, 03:21 AM
Um Bob. It's rare that I'm emotionally invested in 2+2 at all. I don't know how else to say it, but cut it out. Really. Maybe you think this was cute or something. Maybe somebody else thought so. Nope.

cpk
11-16-2005, 03:28 AM
Wow, the things you can get away with on the rez these days....

joes28
11-16-2005, 04:42 AM
I just climaxed all over my jeans.

mrkilla
11-16-2005, 01:22 PM
the old man "screwed" the lag on the button is where he was going with this..

mike l.
11-16-2005, 02:20 PM
contender for post of the year. not as good as andy's winner, but great nonetheless thanks.

B Dids
11-16-2005, 02:39 PM
I love the idea, the execution is a little more penthouse letters than I would like.