RustedCorpse
11-12-2005, 10:51 PM
T0= Arrival got a pager and put on wait list.
T+1 hour= Ordering drinks, more drinks, and some more drinks.
T+1:15= found that pager didn't work, slightly buzzed at this point.
T+1:45= Salad bar is great, have octopussy for the first time. Pleasant, quite good. But unable to enjoy because I heeded two plus two's advice not to fill up on the salad bar.
T+ 1:55= Coasters have gone red. Repeat code red, bring on the beef.
T 2:00= Filet Minong is brought to the table. From here a smorgasbord of beef is brought to our dinning table. Evan and I decide that NO is not an option and quickly find that the intake versus outtake may become a problem. We speed up.
T +2:30= Booze level has increased, stomachs gaining mass o' meat. Women have taken on a level of attractiveness unparallel, possible causes for this are alcohol and beef surroundings. We pity Ethiopians.
T +3:00= Beef consumption is en masse we have resorted to declining bacon dishes in an interest of quality over quantity.
T +3:30= we are spent. We must cry off. With one more Pitu and a slab of sirloin we call it a night and head once more into the darkness, thankful that we are American and mad cow is but a cruel joke.
Evan and are sated.
T+1 hour= Ordering drinks, more drinks, and some more drinks.
T+1:15= found that pager didn't work, slightly buzzed at this point.
T+1:45= Salad bar is great, have octopussy for the first time. Pleasant, quite good. But unable to enjoy because I heeded two plus two's advice not to fill up on the salad bar.
T+ 1:55= Coasters have gone red. Repeat code red, bring on the beef.
T 2:00= Filet Minong is brought to the table. From here a smorgasbord of beef is brought to our dinning table. Evan and I decide that NO is not an option and quickly find that the intake versus outtake may become a problem. We speed up.
T +2:30= Booze level has increased, stomachs gaining mass o' meat. Women have taken on a level of attractiveness unparallel, possible causes for this are alcohol and beef surroundings. We pity Ethiopians.
T +3:00= Beef consumption is en masse we have resorted to declining bacon dishes in an interest of quality over quantity.
T +3:30= we are spent. We must cry off. With one more Pitu and a slab of sirloin we call it a night and head once more into the darkness, thankful that we are American and mad cow is but a cruel joke.
Evan and are sated.