Big Crimson Challenge News!!! PLEASE PLEDGE!!!!

[Ulysses]

The Crimson Challenge has hired two beautiful new hosts (I think we are PC-wise supposed to say hosts even though they are hostesses) for the challenge videos.

The host(esse)s will perform the following tasks:

1) host Crimson Challenge videos
2) participate in challenges (like Tasering dudes)
3) do poledances and other sexy stuff
4) overall look cute on videos
5) solicit whore friends of theirs to do other stuff

The new host(esse)s are available for challenges in the Bay Area and challenges in Canada (Toronto) the first week of December.

Depending on pledge amounts, we may be able to get the host(esse)s to other geographies.

Pictures will be posted in the near future.

[zephed]

Ha ha, awesome. I can make a little pledge.

[bugstud]

can they swing by vegas?

[Ulysses]

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can they swing by vegas?

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Yes.

[private joker]

This is becoming better than Fight Club.

[diebitter]

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This is becoming better than Fight Club.

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And the first rule of Crimson Challenge is?

[private joker]

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This is becoming better than Fight Club.

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And the first rule of Crimson Challenge is?

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If this is your first Challenge... you have to eat butter.

[Yeti]

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If this is your first Challenge... you have to eat butter.

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Excellent.

El D - pics first, then the pledge.

[billyjex]

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Has anyone thought of marketing a compilation of these ala jackass meets girls gone wild?

[fyodor]

I am definitely up for a challenge in Toronto in early December. I was thinking about eating a jar of hot peppers while reciting the Hollow Men and attempting to finish the peppers and the poem simultaneously.

If the hostesses were to attempt to at the same time distract me in any way they saw fit, this might make it more interesting.

[Schneids]

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Has anyone thought of marketing a compilation of these ala jackass meets girls gone wild?

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With initial platinum level pledgers having a stake in the "business."

[Diplomat]

I will definitely attend the Toronto Crimson Challenge, if for nothing else but to mock those who participate.

-Diplomat

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[Boris]

As a platinum member I expect pics. I expect to see the pics before lower level members. Also, if you want more pledges from me I have to be involved in Committee decisions. So far my input has not been solicited and I know many of Us are not happy about that.

[Lazymeatball]

impressed.

bump me up from $20 to whatever the next level is, $40 or $50.

[NorCalJosh]

i havent been able to keep updated with these threads, is there a crimson challenge planned for the bay area anytime in the near future?

[Emmitt2222]

This makes me /images/graemlins/heart.gif America. Stupid stunts and good looking women.

[bad beetz]

Asofel is taking care of the official Crimson Challenge web page hosted on www.donkfrenzy.com (http://www.donkfrenzy.com) when he gets back from Florida Monday.

It will have dates/lcoations/payouts/results/pledge list/pledge payment methods/videos/pics/chicks/

[Schneids]

Let me reiterate that the only thing that is important is that when this thing starts turning into a money making machine, the initial platinum level sponsers should be the CEOs and at the top of the chain.

[partygirluk]

Could someone summarise the entire Crimson challenge thing? All i know is there are a tonne of posts with a tonne of replies and they seem to involve people eating large quantities of unsuitable foods. People pledge money for this, dunno where the money goes to....

[Boris]

Good point Schneids. I'm getting really disappointed by the lack of respect for Platinum level members from the powers that be.

[Boris]

Don't be a [censored]. Read the threads to find out what's up.

[RustedCorpse]

:smack: should have held out for hot chicks :smack: sooooo stupid.

[razor]

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Could someone summarise the entire Crimson challenge thing? All i know is there are a tonne of posts with a tonne of replies and they seem to involve people eating large quantities of unsuitable foods. People pledge money for this, dunno where the money goes to....

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The money goes to those who complete their Crimson Challenge or whose failed attempt is worthy of remuneration as determined by El Diablo and the committee (which, as far as I can determine, is just another name for daryn).

[partygirluk]

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Could someone summarise the entire Crimson challenge thing? All i know is there are a tonne of posts with a tonne of replies and they seem to involve people eating large quantities of unsuitable foods. People pledge money for this, dunno where the money goes to....

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The money goes to those who complete their Crimson Challenge or whose failed attempt is worthy of remuneration as determined by El Diablo and the committee (which, as far as I can determine, is just another name for daryn).

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So could I come out and say "for $1,000 I will eat 500g of my own faeces" and then wait for the pledges to come in, video it, post the video, collect my $?

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So could I come out and say "for $1,000 I will eat 500g of my own faeces" and then wait for the pledges to come in, video it, post the video, collect my $?

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1. El D and Committee must accept the challenge and amount involved.
2. Challenge must be video-taped by persons deemed acceptable to El D and Committee.
3. Video of challenge is reviewed by El D and Committee and they make a final determination of the amount to be awarded


There may well be other criteria, restrictions, etc.

[bad beetz]

Apparently, Asofel, the web site will be needing an FAQ as well.

[Ulysses]

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Good point Schneids. I'm getting really disappointed by the lack of respect for Platinum level members from the powers that be.

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Boris, rest assured, Platinum members (and especially Charter members) are recognized as the backbone of this entire effort and will be handsomely rewarded. In your case, I'm pretty sure this will involve hooking you up w/ a really hot porn star or something.

[Blarg]

How about fiefdoms? Like, platinum members could own a couple of states and all their citizens and video rights and proceeds. But they would have to visit Vegas every year and swear their loyalty to the Crimson King, and Yea, there would be Much Rejoicing, and, Forsooth, Vastest Abundance of Ye Barf. And bimbos, God willing.

[Boris]

Nice. You da man.

[ozyman]

bump for pic update.

[asofel]

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Apparently, Asofel, the web site will be needing an FAQ as well.

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Sounds good man. Unfortunately I'm currently trying to save my job/ass (see my other OOT thread today), so I'm going to have to prolong working on the site. Other web designers with time are more than welcome to pitch in while i try to get caught up at work. PM me if interested.

[PanchoVilla]

I have received the go ahead from badbeetz to work on the FAQ. I am sure that the review process will be long and tedious, but after that it should get posted. Any suggestions for inclusion please drop me an e-mail.

presto(dot)good(at)gmail(dot)com

Pancho

PS El D sign me up as a $50 contributor.

[Sponger15SB]

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can they swing by vegas?

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Is there a shortage of hot girls in vegas?

[Ulysses]

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Apparently, Asofel, the web site will be needing an FAQ as well.

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Sounds good man. Unfortunately I'm currently trying to save my job/ass (see my other OOT thread today), so I'm going to have to prolong working on the site. Other web designers with time are more than welcome to pitch in while i try to get caught up at work. PM me if interested.

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If anyone is interested in doing some simple web design for this, please contact beetz ASAP. We've been holding back on announcing some exciting challenges because we wanted to have everything listed out all nice and neat on the website.

More details shortly.

[daryn]

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I have received the go ahead from badbeetz to work on the FAQ. I am sure that the review process will be long and tedious, but after that it should get posted. Any suggestions for inclusion please drop me an e-mail.

presto(dot)good(at)gmail(dot)com

Pancho

PS El D sign me up as a $50 contributor.

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let me get this straight... your email is [EDITED]?

[asofel]

that's really [censored] funny....

[DMBFan23]

on a lot of message boards/newsgroups (rec.sport.disc, rgp, etc) they partially block email addresses to prevent spam. so you have to do things like type (at) and (dot).

just fyi

[daryn]

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on a lot of message boards/newsgroups (rec.sport.disc, rgp, etc) they partially block email addresses to prevent spam. so you have to do things like type (at) and (dot).

just fyi

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evidently they don't do it here right?

[partygirluk]

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on a lot of message boards/newsgroups (rec.sport.disc, rgp, etc) they partially block email addresses to prevent spam. so you have to do things like type (at) and (dot).

just fyi

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evidently they don't do it here right?

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Actually he typed it like that because spammers use bots to scour messageboards for email addresses.

[PanchoVilla]

It does two things. One is to get on less spam mailing lists. I know there are probably smarter programs that will still pick that up, but if they are that good they would probably get the address anyway.
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Pancho

[Ulysses]

Pretty dickish move, daryn.

Edited to add: Yes, funny, though.

[daryn]

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on a lot of message boards/newsgroups (rec.sport.disc, rgp, etc) they partially block email addresses to prevent spam. so you have to do things like type (at) and (dot).

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evidently they don't do it here right?

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Actually he typed it like that because spammers use bots to scour messageboards for email addresses.

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hmm, are you sure?

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on a lot of message boards/newsgroups (rec.sport.disc, rgp, etc) they partially block email addresses to prevent spam. so you have to do things like type (at) and (dot).

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evidently they don't do it here right?

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Actually he typed it like that because spammers use bots to scour messageboards for email addresses.

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hmm, are you sure?

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Yes. If he just typed out his email address straightforwardly, e.g. [EDITED] he would get lots of annoying spam about penis-enlargement aids, viagra, etc.

[daryn]

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on a lot of message boards/newsgroups (rec.sport.disc, rgp, etc) they partially block email addresses to prevent spam. so you have to do things like type (at) and (dot).

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evidently they don't do it here right?

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Actually he typed it like that because spammers use bots to scour messageboards for email addresses.

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hmm, are you sure?

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Yes. If he just typed out his email address straightforwardly, e.g. [EDITED] he would get lots of annoying spam about penis-enlargement aids, viagra, etc.

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i'm still not convinced

[Blarg]

Wow did this thread crash and burn hard.

[dblgutshot]

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evidently they don't do it here right?

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Actually he typed it like that because spammers use bots to scour messageboards for email addresses.

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hmm, are you sure?

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Yes. If he just typed out his email address straightforwardly, e.g. [EDITED] he would get lots of annoying spam about penis-enlargement aids, viagra, etc.

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i'm still not convinced

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Type your email into a bunch of threads and test it.

Or use the other guys and post it all over.

[daryn]

man, you guys are really really dim.

[wacki]

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Pretty dickish move, daryn.

Edited to add: Yes, funny, though.

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Dick yes.

Funny no.

stupid and uncalled for, yes.

[Matt Flynn]

All right look, in any other event I would be a Platinum level sponsor with all its attendent privileges. This could well be deemed unkosher by the local medical board, particularly if someone dies. Therefore, I request honorary Platinum level sponsorship, a PhD (any subject), a video of said porn star doing Boris with Boris edited out, and that contract clause Raymer has where I get any benefits that any future Platinum level sponsor gets.

In return, I will serve as team doctor, with the primary jobs of assigning death, serious disability, and vomit probability ratings to each attempted Challenge in addition to continuing the pursuit of the Skunk Challenge.

Also, for enough beer I will fly out and attend the Challenges, which figures to decrease the fatality rate by at least 85%.

Matt

[samjjones]

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Has anyone thought of marketing a compilation of these ala jackass meets girls gone wild?

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This "thing" is getting too big as it is. It needs to stay semi-underground. Because if I see El Diablo in a movie with Seann William Scott in 3 years, I will be very disappointed.