If you were a Make-A-Wish Foundation kid [Archive]

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Reef

11-12-2005, 12:14 AM

What would you wish for? You can either go somewhere, meet a celebrity, "be" something for a day, or have some material possesion (something under $5k. keep in mind you're gonna die soon).

PoBoy321

11-12-2005, 12:15 AM

I'd wish to see a naked woman.

Michael Davis

11-12-2005, 12:16 AM

I would wish for someone to come and shoot me in the head so I don't have to deal with the physical suffering or my stupidass parents going nuts everyday.

-Michael

DCopper04

11-12-2005, 12:17 AM

put the 5k on black, hope i double it up, and play in the main event

nothumb

11-12-2005, 12:20 AM

I'd pay to put a hit out on somebody, not sure who.

NT

PoBoy321

11-12-2005, 12:20 AM

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put the 5k on black, hope i double it up, and play in the main event

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Dude, there's no way you're gonna make it to next June. That's just the fact of the matter. I'm sorry.

Brom

11-12-2005, 12:27 AM

I'd wish that I could meet Jessica Simpson alone in my Cancer patient room. Then when everyone leaves I'd jump up and SIIHP, forcefully if need be.

MonkeeMan

11-12-2005, 12:39 AM

I'd wish to meet Dubya and then [censored] with his head.

slickpoppa

11-12-2005, 12:48 AM

I'd meet a porn star and hope that she would let me bang her out of pity.

krimson

11-12-2005, 12:49 AM

I'd want to be on an episode of Family Guy.

11-12-2005, 12:50 AM

There was a kid with terminal leukimia who actually wrote into the make a wish foundation and asked that before he died, if he could have a threesome. He was 14.

Reef

11-12-2005, 01:26 AM

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I'd wish that I could meet Jessica Simpson alone in my Cancer patient room. Then when everyone leaves I'd jump up and SIIHP, forcefully if need be.

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I'm sure she'd whoop your bed-ridden, weakened, and about to die arse. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

jacki

11-12-2005, 02:26 AM

Plucodan 4 (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30044)

Unoriginalname

11-12-2005, 02:30 AM

Source? How do one know you didn't just make that up.

Reef

11-12-2005, 03:00 AM

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Plucodan 4 (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30044)

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why didn't help little Timmy earlier when it would've cheered him up at least? geez, what a mood breaker

tonypaladino

11-12-2005, 03:33 AM

Is this myself answering, or If I'm a 13 year old kid?

tonypaladino

11-12-2005, 03:33 AM

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There was a kid with terminal leukimia who actually wrote into the make a wish foundation and asked that before he died, if he could have a threesome. He was 14.

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Source?