If Mankind could ask one question of God [Archive]

11-11-2005, 03:30 AM

Inspired by the South Park episode I just watched in where Stan uses up mankind's one question to God by asking about his period. What do you think we should ask?

Edit: if mods think this is the wrong forum, just change to SMP for me. Thanks. Im to lazy to repost.

diebitter

11-11-2005, 04:07 AM

Not God exactly, but I'd like to ask Jesus how much he used to charge for shelves during his carpentry days.

tonypaladino

11-11-2005, 04:10 AM

LOL,, As soon as I saw the title, I was like "this dude just watched south park too"

I would ask for the power to discover human kind's greatest weakness, and how I could profit off of it. Then I'd probably be sent straight to hell.

Dr. Strangelove

11-11-2005, 04:19 AM

Being able to ask God a question implies God's existence. If we knew God existed the most important question would already be answered, so who gives a [censored] what you ask it.

Although, off the top of my head I might ask it "what precise sequence of actions must I take to bang Jessica Alba?"

Jorge10

11-11-2005, 04:20 AM

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LOL,, As soon as I saw the title, I was like "this dude just watched south park too"

I would ask for the power to discover human kind's greatest weakness, and how I could profit off of it. Then I'd probably be sent straight to hell.

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Its called the porn industry.

I think there are a lot of questions to be asked. I would go with, why do bad things happen to good people?

Beer and Pizza

11-11-2005, 04:24 AM

To whom it may concern,

God is busy right now. Please talk to his representative on earth, Mr. David Sklansky.

Best Wishes,

Gabriel

11-11-2005, 04:24 AM

God, am I rocks and rings?

cnfuzzd

11-11-2005, 04:34 AM

http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t049/T049934A.jpg

WTF?

peace

john nickle

KingDan

11-11-2005, 04:47 AM

I thought this would be about the wrestler.

siccjay

11-11-2005, 04:47 AM

Are you real?

smurfitup

11-11-2005, 04:49 AM

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http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t049/T049934A.jpg

god, what a [censored] up animal

WTF?

peace

john nickle

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kipin

11-11-2005, 05:03 AM

Did OJ really kill them?

11-11-2005, 10:07 AM

Can you microwave a burrito so hot that you, yourself, could not eat it?

Georgia Avenue

11-11-2005, 10:12 AM

Sup bro?

ChipWrecked

11-11-2005, 10:22 AM

Why me?

Warik

11-11-2005, 10:55 AM

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I thought this would be about the wrestler.

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http://castleking.tripod.com/wwf/mankind.jpg
"HAVE A NICE DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

FouTight

11-11-2005, 10:58 AM

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Being able to ask God a question implies God's existence. If we knew God existed the most important question would already be answered, so who gives a [censored] what you ask it.

Although, off the top of my head I might ask it "what precise sequence of actions must I take to bang Jessica Alba?"

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My thoughts exactly, I may be inclinced to ask if there was more out there then what we have on Earth, but, yeah, if I knew he existed, then this would change my whole outlook on a lot of things.

11-11-2005, 11:57 AM

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Sup bro?

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For some reason this made me laugh out loud at work...thanks...now everyone is looking at me funny.

MDoranD

gabbahh

11-11-2005, 01:08 PM

Am I as think as I drunk I am?

TheBlueMonster

11-11-2005, 01:12 PM

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Sup bro?

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xadrez

11-11-2005, 01:13 PM

Whats the longest log youve ever laid?

Talk about pwnage

WackityWhiz

11-11-2005, 01:43 PM

How many 5 year olds...

11-11-2005, 02:58 PM

Good answers. Mine was:

"We cool? Cause I don't wanna burn. Yea? All riiiiggghhht!"

coffeecrazy1

11-11-2005, 03:14 PM

Do we need to worry?

imported_anacardo

11-11-2005, 03:18 PM

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Sup bro?

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Okay, so you ask this. Then you get "Notta damn, son." And that's it! That's your answer from God. You gonna chisel that on a stone tablet? Nice going, jerk.

jackdaniels

11-11-2005, 04:09 PM

"Who is John Galt?"

<font color="white"> Implying my disbelief in god </font>

tonypaladino

11-11-2005, 04:11 PM

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http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t049/T049934A.jpg

WTF?

peace

john nickle

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If god does exist, this would be proof that he has a sence of humor.

Georgia Avenue

11-11-2005, 05:01 PM

http://img494.imageshack.us/img494/8722/stonetablets0vi.jpg

loose passive

11-11-2005, 08:13 PM

WWJD?

ChipFish

11-12-2005, 01:32 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Inspired by the South Park episode I just watched in where Stan uses up mankind's one question to God by asking about his period. What do you think we should ask?

Edit: if mods think this is the wrong forum, just change to SMP for me. Thanks. Im to lazy to repost.

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Exactly how bad can I be, and STILL get into Heaven?

11-12-2005, 01:37 AM

Why?

11-12-2005, 01:51 AM

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Why?

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Once agian, for the third night in a row (and the second on 2+2) I am high again. As I look back on my work, I can see that I ask some damn good questions. However, not good enough to warrant a thread entitled "I am high. What rihmes with high?" But I can respond in a good thread I made that I am high. So I answer your question of "why" with resounding: Because I wanted to know.

Oh dammit, did yuou mean yuour question to God would be "why?"
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11-12-2005, 01:55 AM

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Oh dammit, did yuou mean yuour question to God would be "why?"
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Yes

B Dids

11-12-2005, 02:04 AM

"Hot chick, strap on, would you?"

11-12-2005, 02:05 AM

When you die, be sure to PM me from hell to let me know how Hitler is doing. [ QUOTE ]
"How chick, strap on, would you?"

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