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Toddy
11-10-2005, 09:15 AM
This is 4 out of my first 5 hands on a MTT. (look at my pocket cards)

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

CO (t1500)
Button (t1490)
SB (t1480)
BB (t1500)
Hero (t1500)
UTG+1 (t1360)
MP1 (t1670)
MP2 (t1500)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif, J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, Button calls t20, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB checks.

Flop: (t50) A/images/graemlins/club.gif, A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 3/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, Button checks.

Turn: (t50) Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, Button checks.

River: (t50) J/images/graemlins/spade.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, Button checks.

Final Pot: t50

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

MP2 (t1500)
CO (t1520)
Button (t1480)
Hero (t1500)
BB (t1360)
UTG (t1500)
UTG+1 (t1670)
MP1 (t1500)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.

Final Pot: t30

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

MP1 (t1500)
MP2 (t1520)
MP3 (t3100)
CO (t1510)
Hero (t1490)
SB (t1340)
BB (t1500)
UTG (t1670)
UTG+1 (t1500)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 2/images/graemlins/heart.gif, J/images/graemlins/club.gif.
<font color="#666666">8 folds</font>.

Final Pot: t30

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx (http://www.zerodivide.cx/converter)

BB (t1500)
UTG (t1740)
UTG+1 (t3100)
MP1 (t1510)
Hero (t1560)
MP3 (t1330)
CO (t1500)
Button (t1410)
SB (t1480)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with J/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 2/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
UTG calls t20, <font color="#666666">7 folds</font>, BB checks.

Flop: (t50) 5/images/graemlins/spade.gif, A/images/graemlins/spade.gif, T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets t20</font>, BB folds.

Final Pot: t70
Skjonne
11-10-2005, 09:30 AM
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Final Pot: t50

Final Pot: t30

Final Pot: t30

Final Pot: t70

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I call BS
JeanieJ
11-10-2005, 09:34 AM
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I call BS

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zambonidrivr
11-10-2005, 09:35 AM
i love it when this happens with AA and KK. Last month I had AA three straight hands at the $100's (STT), and we were down to 4 after 15 hands because everyone thought I was bluffing.
Toddy
11-10-2005, 09:46 AM
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Final Pot: t50

Final Pot: t30

Final Pot: t30

Final Pot: t70

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I call BS

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Sorry it was 4 out of 6 hands.. Starting w/ the 2nd hand of the tourney.. This is copied and pasted straight from my email..

*********** # 2 **************
PokerStars Game #3016349500: Tournament #14705273, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2005/11/09 - 19:48:30 (ET)
Table '14705273 143' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: jackashIII (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: thorture (1740 in chips)
Seat 3: DblDD (3100 in chips)
Seat 4: ForeverArch (1510 in chips)
Seat 5: Indybella (1560 in chips)
Seat 6: kolman36 (1330 in chips)
Seat 7: gcah (1500 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: cjrrn1 (1410 in chips)
Seat 9: stifnug (1480 in chips)
stifnug: posts small blind 10
jackashIII: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Indybella [Jh 2d]
thorture: calls 20
DblDD: folds
ForeverArch: folds
Indybella: folds
kolman36: folds
gcah: folds
cjrrn1: folds
stifnug: folds
jackashIII: checks
*** FLOP *** [5s As Td]
jackashIII: checks
thorture: bets 20
jackashIII: folds
thorture collected 50 from pot
thorture: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 50 | Rake 0
Board [5s As Td]
Seat 1: jackashIII (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: thorture collected (50)
Seat 3: DblDD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ForeverArch folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Indybella folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: kolman36 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: gcah folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: cjrrn1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: stifnug (small blind) folded before Flop

*********** # 3 **************
PokerStars Game #3016341529: Tournament #14705273, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2005/11/09 - 19:47:39 (ET)
Table '14705273 143' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: jackashIII (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: thorture (1520 in chips)
Seat 3: DblDD (3100 in chips)
Seat 4: ForeverArch (1510 in chips)
Seat 5: Indybella (1560 in chips)
Seat 6: kolman36 (1330 in chips)
Seat 7: gcah (1500 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: cjrrn1 (1610 in chips)
Seat 9: stifnug (1500 in chips)
cjrrn1: posts small blind 10
stifnug: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Indybella [8s 9c]
jackashIII: folds
thorture: calls 20
DblDD: folds
ForeverArch: folds
Indybella: folds
kolman36: folds
gcah: folds
cjrrn1: calls 10
stifnug: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kh 8d Ac]
cjrrn1: checks
stifnug: checks
thorture: checks
*** TURN *** [Kh 8d Ac] [6d]
cjrrn1: bets 60
stifnug: folds
thorture: calls 60
*** RIVER *** [Kh 8d Ac 6d] [Js]
cjrrn1: bets 60
thorture: raises 60 to 120
cjrrn1: calls 60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
thorture: shows [Kd Jh] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
cjrrn1: mucks hand
thorture collected 420 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 420 | Rake 0
Board [Kh 8d Ac 6d Js]
Seat 1: jackashIII folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: thorture showed [Kd Jh] and won (420) with two pair, Kings and
Jacks
Seat 3: DblDD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ForeverArch folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Indybella folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: kolman36 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: gcah (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: cjrrn1 (small blind) mucked [Ah Tc]
Seat 9: stifnug (big blind) folded on the Turn

*********** # 4 **************
PokerStars Game #3016336325: Tournament #14705273, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2005/11/09 - 19:47:06 (ET)
Table '14705273 143' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: jackashIII (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: thorture (1520 in chips)
Seat 3: DblDD (3100 in chips)
Seat 4: ForeverArch (1510 in chips)
Seat 5: Indybella (1490 in chips)
Seat 6: kolman36 (1330 in chips)
Seat 7: gcah (1510 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: cjrrn1 (1670 in chips)
Seat 9: stifnug (1500 in chips)
gcah: posts small blind 10
cjrrn1: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Indybella [Ah Jd]
stifnug: folds
jackashIII: folds
thorture: folds
DblDD: folds
ForeverArch: folds
Indybella: raises 40 to 60
kolman36: folds
gcah: folds
cjrrn1: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [6c 7s 4h]
cjrrn1: checks
Indybella: bets 130
cjrrn1: folds
Indybella collected 130 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 130 | Rake 0
Board [6c 7s 4h]
Seat 1: jackashIII folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: thorture folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: DblDD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ForeverArch folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Indybella collected (130)
Seat 6: kolman36 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: gcah (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: cjrrn1 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: stifnug folded before Flop (didn't bet)

*********** # 5 **************
PokerStars Game #3016333361: Tournament #14705273, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2005/11/09 - 19:46:48 (ET)
Table '14705273 143' Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: jackashIII (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: thorture (1520 in chips)
Seat 3: DblDD (3100 in chips)
Seat 4: ForeverArch (1510 in chips)
Seat 5: Indybella (1490 in chips)
Seat 6: kolman36 (1340 in chips)
Seat 7: gcah (1500 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: cjrrn1 (1670 in chips)
Seat 9: stifnug (1500 in chips)
kolman36: posts small blind 10
gcah: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Indybella [2h Jc]
cjrrn1: folds
stifnug: folds
jackashIII: folds
thorture: folds
DblDD: folds
ForeverArch: folds
Indybella: folds
kolman36: folds
gcah collected 20 from pot
gcah: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20 | Rake 0
Seat 1: jackashIII folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: thorture folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: DblDD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ForeverArch folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Indybella (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: kolman36 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: gcah (big blind) collected (20)
Seat 8: cjrrn1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: stifnug folded before Flop (didn't bet)

*********** # 6 **************
PokerStars Game #3016329303: Tournament #14705273, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2005/11/09 - 19:46:23 (ET)
Table '14705273 143' Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: jackashIII (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: thorture (1520 in chips)
Seat 4: ForeverArch (1480 in chips)
Seat 5: Indybella (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: kolman36 (1360 in chips)
Seat 7: gcah (1500 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: cjrrn1 (1670 in chips)
Seat 9: stifnug (1500 in chips)
Indybella: posts small blind 10
kolman36: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Indybella [2d Jd]
gcah: folds
cjrrn1: folds
stifnug: folds
jackashIII: folds
thorture: folds
ForeverArch: raises 60 to 80
Indybella: folds
kolman36: folds
DblDD is connected
ForeverArch collected 50 from pot
ForeverArch: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 50 | Rake 0
Seat 1: jackashIII folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: thorture folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ForeverArch (button) collected (50)
Seat 5: Indybella (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: kolman36 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: gcah folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: cjrrn1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: stifnug folded before Flop (didn't bet)

*********** # 7 **************
PokerStars Game #3016323572: Tournament #14705273, Hold'em No Limit -
Level I (10/20) - 2005/11/09 - 19:45:47 (ET)
Table '14705273 143' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: jackashIII (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: thorture (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: Gatorrat (1480 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: ForeverArch (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: Indybella (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: kolman36 (1360 in chips)
Seat 8: cjrrn1 (1670 in chips)
Seat 9: stifnug (1500 in chips)
Gatorrat: posts small blind 10
ForeverArch: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Indybella [2h Jd]
Indybella: folds
kolman36: folds
cjrrn1: folds
stifnug: folds
jackashIII: folds
thorture: calls 20
Gatorrat: folds
ForeverArch: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ac Ad 3d]
ForeverArch: checks
thorture: checks
*** TURN *** [Ac Ad 3d] [Qs]
ForeverArch: checks
thorture: checks
*** RIVER *** [Ac Ad 3d Qs] [Js]
ForeverArch: checks
thorture: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ForeverArch: shows [6s 9c] (a pair of Aces)
thorture: shows [7h 7s] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
thorture collected 50 from pot
gcah is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 50 | Rake 0
Board [Ac Ad 3d Qs Js]
Seat 1: jackashIII folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: thorture (button) showed [7h 7s] and won (50) with two pair,
Aces and Sevens
Seat 3: Gatorrat (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: ForeverArch (big blind) showed [6s 9c] and lost with a pair of
Aces
Seat 5: Indybella folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: kolman36 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: cjrrn1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: stifnug folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Skjonne
11-10-2005, 10:01 AM
Wow! Sorry /images/graemlins/blush.gif
Toddy
11-10-2005, 10:05 AM
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Wow! Sorry /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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More FUNNY! than complaining.. Sometimes it goes the other way.. Got AA 3 out of 5 hands before.