Brand new hot Evelyn Ng poker gossip!!!!

[Ulysses]

Report from Foxwoods that Evelyn Ng now dating 2+2er shaniac!!!

[DeathDonkey]

Her and David Williams were sweating some drunk kid in my 40/80 2-7 TDL at Bellagio on Sunday. She is really hot. I have nothing more to add.

-DeathDonkey

[Roswell]

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Report from Foxwoods that Evelyn Ng now dating 2+2er shaniac!!!

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that SOB, how'd he pull it off??

[Ulysses]

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Report from Foxwoods that Evelyn Ng now dating 2+2er shaniac!!!

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that SOB, how'd he pull it off??

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No idea, this is very recent gossip, hot off the presses!

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how'd he pull it off??

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I think the only way to truly verify this would be some nude pics. Just my opinion though...

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[Roswell]

could it have been the huge fro?

(shane don't be upset at me, i think it looks good)

[billyjex]

Gotta be the chest hair.

[Ulysses]

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Gotta be the chest hair.

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I will try to find out whether it is the chest hair or the 'fro.

[HiatusOver]

Insider info says it is in fact the chest hair and the not the fro. (Rumors are even spreading that she wants him to shave his head!). ANyways I was gonna post this hot gossip but El D beat me to it, great scoop sir

is there a pic of shaniac?
and then can we get a if they mated of their kids...

[HiatusOver]

Pic Of Shane (http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=38423)

[judgesmails]

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that SOB, how'd he pull it off??

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She needed someone new to stake her?

[slickpoppa]

As far as I am concerned this rumor is false until he posts naked pictures of her in OOT.

[shaniac]

Jesus christ,

I'm not dating Evelyn. We hung out last night and ate noodles.

Are we in 4th grade again?

The internet is amazing.

[spamuell]

So it's not the chest hair?

[slickpoppa]

So she shot you down. Its okay man, there are a lot of other fish in the sea.

[sfer]

I heard she like likes you.

[Lady Dont Tekno]

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Jesus christ,

I'm not dating Evelyn. We hung out last night and ate noodles.

Are we in 4th grade again?

The internet is amazing.

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dude don't worry about it, everybody get's shotdown now and then. keep your chin up

[Clarkmeister]

The old donkey was better.

[KaneKungFu123]

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Jesus christ,

I'm not dating Evelyn. We hung out last night and ate noodles.

Are we in 4th grade again?

The internet is amazing.

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No wonder she shot you down.

[HiatusOver]

Not sure what u are getting at KKF, are u trying to make fun of Shaniac here? Who did u eat noodles with last night?

[Indiana]

I had noodles with Shannon Elizabeth last night, but we're just pooper pals:)

Indy

[uw_madtown]

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Jesus christ,

I'm not dating Evelyn. We hung out last night and ate noodles.

Are we in 4th grade again?

The internet is amazing.

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Want me to pass her a note?

Dear Evelyn:

Do you like me?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No

- S

[MonkeeMan]

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Jesus christ,

I'm not dating Evelyn. We hung out last night and ate noodles.

Are we in 4th grade again?

The internet is amazing.

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Must have been the chestfro.

[lighterjobs]

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Want me to pass her a note?

Dear Evelyn:

Do you like me?

[ ] Yes
[X] No

- S

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[J.A.Sucker]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0971580804.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

FYI

Edit to add book review:

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This book is abso-f***ing-lutely amazing. I implemented the strategies in this book and was amazed at how much poon I've been able to get. Don't get me wrong, I've had my fair share of lemon cream pie, but that is nothing compared to what I've gotten since I read this book. I just got back from a dream come true that I have to tell you about. First, I never knew that Asian women found Caucasian men's earlobes sooooooooo sexy. They can't help themselves (see pg. 124, Technique #2a). So there I was, trying to deposit my disability check at the local TCF Bank branch, when I decided to try my luck with a gorgeous 43 y.o. Thai bank manager. I put all my concentration into trying to wriggle my earlobes when, all of a sudden, without exchanging any words or names, she called me into her office. Needless to say, I emerged from her cubicle within 5 minutes holding in hand a signed contract whereby she promised me three 8X10 glossies of her in a bikini, the name of a family on the island of Koh Pan Gan I could send support money to, and a 23 foot yacht I could use (occasionally that is, provided that the family that owns it is out of town). Can you believe that?!?!?! I have to get going as I have a throng of Asian women rocking my trailer home trying to get in and ravage their "Vanilla Goat"(one of their terms of endearment for me). I wish I never read this book (but I mean that in a good way.) Oh My God!!!! They've broken in.............AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH HHHHhhhhhh!!!!

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Thank you, Reviewer: Frank Shanks "Shank Franks" (Buttwrench, ID) - from amazon.com. Some truly remarkable stuff!

[fnord_too]

I was disapointed until I remebered how you stole Helmuth's cab. "New York Rules, baby, New York Rules!"

[HiatusOver]

A great addition to a great thread

[Willy]

i thought Shanaic was a woman.

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We hung out last night and ate noodles .

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as in like, have sex with her?

[Noo Yawk]

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Jesus christ,

I'm not dating Evelyn. We hung out last night and ate noodles.

Are we in 4th grade again?

The internet is amazing.

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Dude, the only thing that's a close second to banging a sorta famous, sort hot chick, is everyone thinking Your banging her. Other hottter, but less famous chicks will be all over you. Now slap yourself. Sheesh, kids these days.

[DeathDonkey]

The link died, I'll work on a better one. Nice meeting you in Vegas.

-DeathDonkey

[B Dids]

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Her and David Williams were sweating some drunk kid in my 40/80 2-7 TDL at Bellagio on Sunday. She is really hot. I have nothing more to add.

-DeathDonkey

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I'm on life tilt knowing I missed her. Dids digs tall asian girls.

[MyMindIsGoing]

LOL

[cwsiggy]

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We hung out last night and ate noodles.


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I'm not sure why I laughed at this. Go get her Shane.

[J.A.Sucker]

See, I'm not a bad guy after all.

[slickpoppa]

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Jesus christ,

I'm not dating Evelyn. We hung out last night and ate noodles.

Are we in 4th grade again?

The internet is amazing.

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Don't turn NVG into a house of lies! (nice shirt though):

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/9375/48a6fn.jpg

[lighterjobs]

shaniac waxed his chest?!

[JihadOnTheRiver]

Beware dude. She has a penis.

[Ulysses]

Shiny blue-grey shirts rule.

[Ulysses]

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Jesus christ,

I'm not dating Evelyn. We hung out last night and ate noodles.

Are we in 4th grade again?

The internet is amazing.

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Thanks for the response, shaniac. I will check w/ my sources and let you know whether this is correct or not.

[billyjex]

If Shaniac made a guest appearance on Laguna Beach, would your head explode Diablo?

[Ulysses]

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If Shaniac made a guest appearance on Laguna Beach, would your head explode Diablo?

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Quite possibly.

[Ulysses]

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Jesus christ,

I'm not dating Evelyn. We hung out last night and ate noodles.

Are we in 4th grade again?

The internet is amazing.

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Thanks for the response, shaniac. I will check w/ my sources and let you know whether this is correct or not.

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shaniac, my sources tell me that whether or not you are currently dating Evelyn Ng is as of yet unconfirmed. However, sources say you do like Asian chicks.

i hope you gave her some good pho
goddamn...tell me how she went i'm curious

[shaniac]

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Jesus christ,

I'm not dating Evelyn. We hung out last night and ate noodles.

Are we in 4th grade again?

The internet is amazing.

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Thanks for the response, shaniac. I will check w/ my sources and let you know whether this is correct or not.

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shaniac, my sources tell me that whether or not you are currently dating Evelyn Ng is as of yet unconfirmed. However, sources say you do like Asian chicks.

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Either your sources are putting you on, you are putting me on or, more likely, there really are no sources. Not sure which alternative is creepier and which is funnier.

In any case, although I do lust for women of all shapes and sizes, "Asian Chicks" do not rank particularly high on the list of "my types."

Also, I would obviously never shave my chest, since my girlfriend likes it.

[Ulysses]

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Jesus christ,

I'm not dating Evelyn. We hung out last night and ate noodles.

Are we in 4th grade again?

The internet is amazing.

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Thanks for the response, shaniac. I will check w/ my sources and let you know whether this is correct or not.

[/ QUOTE ]

shaniac, my sources tell me that whether or not you are currently dating Evelyn Ng is as of yet unconfirmed. However, sources say you do like Asian chicks.

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Either your sources are putting you on, you are putting me on or, more likely, there really are no sources. Not sure which alternative is creepier and which is funnier.

In any case, although I do lust for women of all shapes and sizes, "Asian Chicks" do not rank particularly high on the list of "my types."

Also, I would obviously never shave my chest, since my girlfriend likes it.

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Wow, this is troubling news, shaniac. I have no reason to disbelieve you, so this must mean my sources have misinformed me. I apologize for this and will have them removed from my payroll immediately.

[shaniac]

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Jesus christ,

I'm not dating Evelyn. We hung out last night and ate noodles.

Are we in 4th grade again?

The internet is amazing.

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Thanks for the response, shaniac. I will check w/ my sources and let you know whether this is correct or not.

[/ QUOTE ]

shaniac, my sources tell me that whether or not you are currently dating Evelyn Ng is as of yet unconfirmed. However, sources say you do like Asian chicks.

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Either your sources are putting you on, you are putting me on or, more likely, there really are no sources. Not sure which alternative is creepier and which is funnier.

In any case, although I do lust for women of all shapes and sizes, "Asian Chicks" do not rank particularly high on the list of "my types."

Also, I would obviously never shave my chest, since my girlfriend likes it.

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Wow, this is troubling news, shaniac. I have no reason to disbelieve you, so this must mean my sources have misinformed me. I apologize for this and will have them removed from my payroll immediately.

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Now that I think about it, I did date a Korean girl for a while a few (like, five) years back. If your source knows me that well, I'm nonplussed.

is this thread dying? damn it was so juicy to begin with...well shaniac at least tell us how it went. full details man....full details (like what she was wearing and how she touched you..) thanks.