Aloysius
11-09-2005, 06:21 PM
So my friend JWP wrote these lyrics for his woman. He wrote them to prove his undying carnal love for her, and that he will still want to bang her, even when they are old and fat.
Let me know what you think. The melody is haunting, I will post a link of the song if anyone is interested. His main musical influence is Hank Williams.
Song For Molly
When we get past the initial attraction, I will still demand satisfaction
Don’t you worry, in fact you might wish that I’d cooled to you
When water covers California, don’t say that I didn’t warn ya
However frumpy your clothes are I won’t be fooled, it’s true
When you are old and I am older my advances will only grow bolder
Like a trash can fire, my lust will smolder, woo-hoo-hoo
When you take off somewhere on business, and I sit here and ask, “What the [censored] is this?”
It’s because I’m like a weed without sunlight when you’re away
Although I might venture out to a strip joint, I will never truly disappoint
You see, you’re stuck, you’re [censored] because I’m here to stay
Come rain, come snow, come hell or high water, the elements will only be fodder
To fuel the greediness of this marauder, hey hey hey
When all of the hot chicks from high school have turned into bull dykes, after saying “yikes,” I’ll still want you
When old DB Cooper walks out of the woods and says, “I am bored”
You’ll get your own reward, that I want you
When I have turned into dust and the worms have nothing left of me to feed on, then whatever’s gone will still want you
Let me know what you think. The melody is haunting, I will post a link of the song if anyone is interested. His main musical influence is Hank Williams.
Song For Molly
When we get past the initial attraction, I will still demand satisfaction
Don’t you worry, in fact you might wish that I’d cooled to you
When water covers California, don’t say that I didn’t warn ya
However frumpy your clothes are I won’t be fooled, it’s true
When you are old and I am older my advances will only grow bolder
Like a trash can fire, my lust will smolder, woo-hoo-hoo
When you take off somewhere on business, and I sit here and ask, “What the [censored] is this?”
It’s because I’m like a weed without sunlight when you’re away
Although I might venture out to a strip joint, I will never truly disappoint
You see, you’re stuck, you’re [censored] because I’m here to stay
Come rain, come snow, come hell or high water, the elements will only be fodder
To fuel the greediness of this marauder, hey hey hey
When all of the hot chicks from high school have turned into bull dykes, after saying “yikes,” I’ll still want you
When old DB Cooper walks out of the woods and says, “I am bored”
You’ll get your own reward, that I want you
When I have turned into dust and the worms have nothing left of me to feed on, then whatever’s gone will still want you