Texas Crimson Challenges...yall

Okay, we are fixin to show these puss's how to do this. I can do this is SA, Austin, or Houston.
I am down for 20 oz of dave's, and possibly a SIIHP tat.
Probably more, but after the daves... I dunno.

Discuss.

[coffeecrazy1]

Can y'all swing by Dallas and pick me up?.../images/graemlins/grin.gif

I think there are a couple of OOTers up there, but if need be, yeah... if you can pitch in for gas.

but I get 33mpg in my pos.

you down to do any of the challenges?

[coffeecrazy1]

What are they again? I'm not saying yes yet, but I'm not saying no, either.

[J.A.Sucker]

See my post in the Madison, WI challenge thread. The only way you're getting paid with hot-sauce is to get an enema, though I'm not sure that's safe (actually judging by Crimson's lips, I'm positive it's not), nor do I want to see the video.

yep, I've been bitten by the "didnt get to go yet" repetition thing.

Well, Im down to eat alot of crap, so make up something new and I'll pretty much do it.

[asofel]

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[samjjones]

Hot sauce has been successfully done. If somebody wants to attempt a hot sauce challenge, they better bring something new to the table.

[diebitter]

Spray paint 'Buenos Tardes, Beetches' on the Alamo?

[tdarko]

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Spray paint 'Buenos Tardes, Beetches' on the Alamo

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1. have some [censored]' respect man!
2. i don't like jail.

I could pee on it, like ozzie! freaking not.

but hey, come up with somethin, or gimme an idea, I'll ruminate on the hot sauce... maybe eating some quantity of hot food while drinking only the hot sauce.

Okay, jake had a great idea. How bout a brisket eating contest? Shiner bock? Texas Jalapenos? Habaneros? Its gotta be texan style.

how bout the mechanical bull?

[mantasm]

I vote Austin.

[samjjones]

Habaneros THEN the mechanical bull.

[diebitter]

Or you could dress up in the costume of the Mexican army under whats-is-name, and try and scale it with a ladder?

[MonkeeMan]

I'm available if any of the challenges revolve around inhaling massive quantities of Mexican dirt weed. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

Otherwise, something with refried beans/jalapenos/fire ants could be amusing.

[crosse91]

fire ants is gold. and painful as [censored].

[asofel]

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Otherwise, something with refried beans/jalapenos/fire ants could be amusing.

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I'm thinking peyote

I wonder if I could smoke like an ounce..

I've never smoked more than 2 grams in one sitting.

I just might die.

[tdarko]

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I'm thinking peyote

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ohhhhhh, peyote/fire ants/habenero peppers

k, Im really not digging the fire ants, thats not a challenge, thats pure stupidity. and Im allergic.

[asofel]

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ohhhhhh, peyote/fire ants/habenero peppers

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this brings up a thought...

Friends of mine who have done [censored] like acid and shrooms have always talked about a bad trip. Think there's any comic value in taping someone on a bad trip? Would anyone do this?

a bad trip means you're trying to kill yourself.

that having been said... how much?

[MonkeeMan]

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I'm thinking peyote

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ohhhhhh, peyote/fire ants/habenero peppers

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this brings up a thought...

Friends of mine who have done [censored] like acid and shrooms have always talked about a bad trip. Think there's any comic value in taping someone on a bad trip? Would anyone do this?

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it's been done

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[asofel]

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a bad trip means you're trying to kill yourself.

that having been said... how much?

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Enough containment would be put in place to prevent anything seriously bad from happening...

I don't know, maybe its sadistic and not nearly as fun as I'm imagining it could be...

[tdarko]

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possibly.
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Would anyone do this?

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when money is involved, people will LITERALLY do anything.

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a bad trip means you're trying to kill yourself.

that having been said... how much?

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Enough containment would be put in place to prevent anything seriously bad from happening...

I don't know, maybe its sadistic and not nearly as fun as I'm imagining it could be...

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well it would be my first experience with either... so it might just be... except for the fact that there's have to be good money.

umm, I dont even know if I should be admitting this, but I wouldnt even consider these thigns normally. Im in the middle of a move, cant work till next month, and am terribly in debt = willing to do stuffs for cash.

lets get this done.

[TBag]

Take a bottle of mayonaisse and a bottle of fish sauce (pickled anchovies I think?), whip em up in a blender and drink. That sounds pretty nasty.

[Cosimo]

I'm game for butter and maybe milk or onions, if it's in Austin.

Diablo posted a bunch of challenge ideas (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Number=3840431&Main=3840431&Search=tr ue#Post3840431) in an old thread.

I agree with the Texas themes. Rudy's sauce isn't that hot, so I don't think a bottle of that is worthy, but hot sauces are easy to find. Maybe a bunch of jalapenos? From what I recall reading about it, 100-ish in an hour is world-champion status.