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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says"
"Well, I guess we finally got the answer to THAT question."
housenuts
11-08-2005, 07:38 PM
explain
dblgutshot
11-08-2005, 07:39 PM
heh, not bad
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You know how people say "which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
2+2 wannabe
11-08-2005, 07:40 PM
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in white:
<font color="white">the question is "which 'comes' first, the egg or the chicken"</font>
Enjoy!
Brainwalter
11-08-2005, 07:47 PM
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You know how people say "which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
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I still don't get it.
housenuts
11-08-2005, 07:57 PM
ok i get it. it's mediocre. i thought the question was why did the chicken cross the road
Boris
11-08-2005, 08:01 PM
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haha. funnier than the original joke.
astroglide
11-08-2005, 08:21 PM
BAN
trying2learn
11-08-2005, 08:22 PM
there's something dubious about winning the best chicken joke ever award. also, i'm not sure this wins anyway.
masse75
11-08-2005, 09:20 PM
I thought the thread was "chicken choke" and was looking for pointers.
tonypaladino
11-08-2005, 09:22 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because you touch yourself at night.
diebitter
11-09-2005, 02:04 AM
I like the one that ends 'dunno, we've never caught one of the bloody things' better.
Brainwalter
11-09-2005, 02:18 AM
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I like the one that ends 'dunno, we've never caught one of the bloody things' better.
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Anyway, it turns out they're Sigfried and Roy. Oh, I'm no good at telling jokes.
youtalkfunny
11-09-2005, 05:22 PM
(Short version, I really don't feel like typing)
Guy walks into the brothel, tells the madam he only has about $1.49. She tells him to get lost, but he pleads with her. Business has been terrible lately, so she reluctantly agrees. She tells him to go down the hall to room 1G.
He walks into 1G. There's no girl. No bed, no furniture of any kind. Nothing but a chicken. Guy shrugs, and f***s the chicken.
He comes back to the brothel the following week. This time, he's got about 86 cents. Madam takes the money, sends him to room 1H.
He walks into 1H. Again, no girl, no furniture. But there are three guys all looking through knotholes into the next room, and all three are masturbating. Our hero finds his own knothole, and peers through. He sees two beautiful blonds getting it on. He also starts masturbating.
He says to the man next to him, "This is pretty cool, huh?"
The man replies, "Oh, that's nothing. Last week, there was a guy in there f***ing a chicken."
Cumulonimbus
11-09-2005, 05:53 PM
http://www.disinfotainmenttoday.com/einsteinshow2.jpg
Einstein says your joke sucks
/images/graemlins/heart.gifKyle
youtalkfunny
11-10-2005, 05:38 PM
You are so wrong.
When ever a bunch of guys start swapping jokes, I've got three, and this is one of them. This joke kills.
Like I said, you got the short, "I don't feel like typing", barebones version. In person, I sell it a lot more.
(BTW, when you find yourself in one of those joke-swapping conversations, it's a bad sign if half your audience says, "Oh, I've heard this one before," after your first sentence.)
Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
11-10-2005, 05:41 PM
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says"
"Well, I guess we finally got the answer to THAT question."
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this is pretty damn funny.
Aces McGee
11-10-2005, 05:42 PM
Why was there a chicken in the first room?
-McGee
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